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imagine late ka na pero yung conditioner mo pantene, yung sabon mo dove tapos yung face wash mo celeteque
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ang galing talaga ng mga PUV drivers kasi kung ako ipapagdrive habang nagkekwenta ng panukli madidisgrasya tayong lahat
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maybe we don't have to intellectualize everything. maybe we can just be stupid
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up students on dec 25: 🎄🎄🎄🫶🏼❤️💕🙏🏼
up students on dec 26: ✍🏼✍🏼😭✍🏼✍🏼😭✍🏼
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i am:
• roman catholic on paper
• agnostic
• a regular attendee of sunday mass because if not my mother will cry
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funny talaga sa elbi you’ll walk past one person twice in a day pero the first time di pa sila ligo
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edi mars kung di mo kaklase sa kahit anong subject yung crush mo,, ibang klase talaga siya skskskskskksks
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pag naririnig ko na yung "let me explain~" yung kaluluwa ko parang nasa concert naeexcite akong may matututunan nanaman ako 😭
Bakit sa gabi iniinom ang mga gamot pampababa ng cholesterol tulad ng Atorvastatin?💊
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when my roommate listens to her lecture on loudspeaker and i become an engineer against my will
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the people who see us at our worst ay yung mga ka-meet up natin sa elbids guys
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UPLB has DHUM
SAN BEDA HAS 1 HOTDOG STAND
SAN BEDA HAS 2 CANTEENS
SAN BEDA HAS FIORGELATO
SAN BEDA HAS WENDY
SAN BEDA HAS I ❤️ MILK TEA
SAN BEDA HAS GOLDEN DIMSUM
SAN BEDA HAS PIZZA HUT
SAN BEDA HAS D'CUPPA
SAN BEDA HAS TURKS
PALAG???
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reached a new low today. meant to say “putangina niyo” like i always do as an expression but instead said “putangina n’yall”. will be taking 2 business days to recover from this.
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I’m gonna say this again because it needs to be known:
“Wherefore” means “why”, not “where”
When Juliet said “wherefore art thou Romeo?” she wasn’t looking for him, she was questioning why he was Romeo because their identities as Capulet and Montague were their main problem
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i don’t call it “nung pandemic” i call it “nung lockdown” cos i don’t believe tapos na yung pandemic
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kayong mga crush ng crush niyo,,,,,, sTART DATING ALREADY kami nga no choice kasi di reciprocated feelings namin eh sksksksks
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ME SENDING THIS E-MAIL HOPING HINDI AKO PABIGAT SA MGA PROF NA ALAM KONG HIRAP NA HIRAP SA SET-UP NATIN NGAYON
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hellooo elbi peeps, may dog na hindi yata makabangon along grove (sa may pia’s), nadaanan namin kaninang 1PM. may kilala ba kayong rescue groups na kaya siyang dalhin sa vet?
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Bago pa nauso yung "lodi", "werpa", at "petmalu", meron nang
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#KwentongUPCAT
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> nalaman ko earlier this year na allergic ako sa hipon
> favorite ko ang hipon
> kumakain ako ngayon ng tempura
> naninikip na dibdib ko
> holy shit
> aray
> tinutulungan ako ni papa mag-ubos ng tempura
> ALLERGIC RIN SIYA
> ABORT ABORT ABORT ABORT
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what eaf tanggalin nalang ice cream sa menu ng mcdo jusko laging sira machine THE ILLUSION OF CHOICE
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i had to 😔 ok paper na ulit
my first love broke my heart for the first time and i was like wALA KA MAN NGAYON SA AKING PILING NASASAKTAN MAN ANG PUSO’T DAMDAMIN MULI’T MULI SAYO NA AAMININ IKA’Y MAHAL PA RIN
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post-UPCAT tips:
1. no point mulling over the test. it's over. you did your best.
2. bakit mo iniisip yung resulta kaagad? it will come in its time and you'll cross that bridge when you get there
3. rest
4. when the results come out you don't get to rain on anyone's parade
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do you not understand that waiting makes some people anxious! kung may usapan kayo, tuparin mo! kung malelate ka, sabihin mo! wala akong pake kung feeling mo mabilis ka lang sa dadaanan mo, tell me so i can estimate how much longer i need to be here! alone!
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exhibit a. may paa sa bed ko on a night i wasn’t there
exhibit b. kadorm ba namin kapatid ko (no) at sa rural daw ba siya nag-aaral (no) kasi may kasama raw ako minsang naka-uniform sa labas
feeling siguro ng roommates ko na pag nagsasabi sila sakin ng nakakatakot na stuff keri lang kasi mas matanda ako? my dear girls i am so young at heart
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so your email found me. tapos? ako naman taya. siya naman magtago. humanda siya sakin
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drop a picture of you that looks like an album cover
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nabiktima nanaman tayo ng “first year ka?” 😁 ma’am kinakalampag ko na po ang rehas na nagkakabit sakin sa institusyong ito
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the hell is a weekend? every day i wake up, my back hurts, and i think about the next deadline.
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🔄 up los baños
✅ up los baños
🔄 first semester, 2021-2022
✅ first semester, 2021-2022
🔄 hum
✅ UP MANILA
✅ SECOND SEMESTER 2020-2021
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the most unserious thing about up education is that everything is due on the 8th
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Other batches, sana wag niyong pagtulungan yung freshies. If you think you were better than them, you are definitely better than all this.
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i hate "honor and excellence" with a fiery passion. with a seething rage. honor and excellence both exist outside of UP if u just get off your goddamn high horse
plus there is literally nothing honorable and excellent about commodified education
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*shower room sa rural*
Teacher: NASAAN SI _______
Class: ma’am/sir... naliligo po
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ang masasabi ko lang sa politics on twitter today is why is everyone holding everyone else at gunpoint
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18 vs now
straight pa ako dun sa una WAHAHAHA
18 vs now
was very unhealthy and underweight bec of my mh ! i m now happy and healthy n successful (or at least i think i am) !!
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breaking: up ovpaa responds with "so true bestie"
tangina
BREAKING: UP OVPAA RESPONDS TO APPEAL FOR SYSTEMWIDE ACADEMIC EASE
Read more here:
#LigtasBalikEskwela
#AcadEaseNow
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guys dec 31 na daw yung christmas para diretso new year para hindi sagabal sa backlogs
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i wish my parents had gotten me into dance or something as a child so that instead of ranting on twitter and crying i could do aggressive pirouettes to release stress
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why does my mom want me to segregate my panlakads and pambahays? doesn't she know that in college it doesn't matter? half char
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high school tapos i was feeling really confident in myself kahit may pimples ako, tapos sabi sakin ng batchmate ko, “nagagandahan ka sa sarili mo niyan?”
di naman ako naapektuhan. nagulat lang ako sa kanya kasing gwapong-gwapo rin naman siya sa sarili niya and for what 😭🙏
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my roommate is an achiever and a got-her-life-together girlypop and i’m just a guy. her dresser has skincare products and textbooks and mine has food and we are both great
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tangina ko talaga, bakit sa twitter ko pa nalalaman na enrollment na pala? HAHAHAHAHAHA
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anong landi landi? walang landi. masyadong vague. gusto ko declaration of intent. “dani i am flirting with you” GANON ayoko pong manghula pero lalong ayokong nagbibigay ng false motive dahil lang accommodating akong tao
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Types of people na nakakastress sa dyip:
- masikip na nga, nakasideview pa
- di nag-aabot ng bayad
- "ah, taga-Rural ka? :) ako rin dati sino na principal niyo naabutan niyo ba si prof na ganito ano nga ba yung senior high anong strand mo kilala mo ba si ganito tita niya ako eh p
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me: *pumasok sa sm cyberzone*
bossing na may flyer: ano pong hanap nila ma'am?
me, laughing: magulang ko po
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10 likes imemention ko crush ko tas sabihin ko miss ko na siya ksksksks
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bumilis tibok ng puso ko gawa ni crush and my watch registered it as exercise FUCK OFF 😭
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nasestress ako sa mga taong minamaliit yung feb fair edi dun kayo sa diliman ampota di namin kayo kailangan dito charot not charot
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kapag sa lb lang ako buong araw tapos nagtatanggal na akong makeup kulay makeup pa yung wipes pero pag galing akong maynila bAKIT NAMAN GRAY 😭😭😭
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'Araw ng Paglaban ng mga Tsuper, Operator, at Komyuter'
Subaybayan ang coverage ng AlterMidya Network sa nagaganap na transport strike at protesta ng mga PUV driver at operator ngayong araw, December 29, sa thread na ito.
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straight line:
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dashed line:
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out of line:
Duterte
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kumukulo dugo ko mayroong nag open-up abt sexual harassment tapos this girl in the replies has the audacity to blame it on the victim? "wag ka lang makipag-usap sa di mo kakilala next time"? sis punyeta kahit ichat ko buong pilipinas kung walang manyak walang mamamanyak
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*some time ago*
@jr_papigon
: anong tawag pag nag-away ang sprite at coke?
me: ano
jr: bottle
me: akala ko fizz fight
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brad,,, mali yata cause and effect diagram mo
people are killed because something killed them.
people become rape victims BECAUSE SOMEONE RAPED THEM
and this dumb fucking tweet? it exists because you, a dumbfuck, tweeted it.
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shut the fuck up, ang selfish nito . you have no right to demand someone who is feeling this way to think about YOU. aba’y putangina mo rin ah
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if u have reklamo abt ur jowa and their fleet of red flags do not come to me for advice expecting it to be to "talk it out" or "understand each other" literally break up man what are you trying to save charot!
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just cleaned the fridge now i wanna drop out and do labor jobs it feels better than finishing a stupid essay on god cares what
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