karlach: since we’re scrumping, do you wanna give me half of that?
astarion: i don’t know what you’re taking about, darling
karlach, GLARES INTENSELY
neil/astarion’s fear was so palpable. no intimidation check needed!!
watching
@SamanthaBeart
shrink the insanely tall
@NeilNewbon
with that intimidating glare bc Astarion wouldn’t split the gold with Karlach was so satisfying to watch.
the roleplay was impeccable. vibes were immaculate
To celebrate
#BaldursGate3
’s release today, here is
#Gale
’s calibration dance for you! What an amazing journey it has been these past 4 years, with an incredible party by my side. Thank you to everyone who’s been a part of it.
#BG3
nbd just some
@Fe3hMeme
dubs
feat. hilda, bernadetta, marianne & a song by annette! as a treat!!
(i almost broke my earphones fixing the volume for my bernie impression so I guess I was doing it right)
🏹🌹the claudorothea agenda 🌹🏹
a really welcome break from these stressful times 😭 also because the
#ClauDoroParty
never stops
thank you so much for this commi,
@Ouroridae
! please give them a follow for their amazing work!
"diD yOu fUCck mY bRothEr cLaUudUDEeeEE?!??!!"
a million thank you's to
@shenyun5000
for voicing Claude & putting this all together!! iM stiLL CACKLing Over THIS
based on
@pastafrutti
's ICONIC comic (link in the replies!)
WHAT I BELIEVE HAPPENS:
Sylvain + Bernadetta making out in the courtyard
“WHAAAAT THE—?” the general tone of the resounding chorus from the GD kids
Bernie pulls away, screams, punches Sylvain in the gut then runs off
Sylvain whimpers... on the ground
GD on the floor LOSING IT
✨📸 dorothea got a polaroid camera as a gift & decided that her date with claude was the perfect time to test it out 📸✨
first stop: brunch at a cafe by the beach
In other news, I commissioned these pieces of my Dragon Age (ex-)Warden, Solona from
@_ChevalierLogan
!
Both are set during Inquisition’s timeline where she now serves as Senior Enchanter across various circles. There’s her joking around with Alistair like old buddies at Skyhold!
karlach: since we’re scrumping, do you wanna give me half of that?
astarion: i don’t know what you’re taking about, darling
karlach, GLARES INTENSELY
neil/astarion’s fear was so palpable. no intimidation check needed!!
for a character who FREAKS OUT so much abt people trying to KILL HER,
why does BERNIE keep seeking out & befriending people WHO WOULD MURDER WITHOUT HESITATION
they wanna kiss each other so bad
🫣😮💨😈🤔🤬🫢
—-
can’t believe its rolan bg3 making me relearn how to draw but i can’t get him out of my head ok?? because why did he have to say this line like THAT??
Holst Goneril walks into the entrance hall of Garreg Mach &
Gatekeeper’s voice cracks as he announces his entrance
Felix drops his sword... & his jaw
Claude walks into a post
Lorenz snaps his pen in half
Sylvain wolf whistles
Seteth abt to blow a fuse bc its THAT GONERIL BOY! 😡
Solona Amell of Kinloch Hold, Hero of Ferelden, former Grey Warden, Arcane Researcher & Advisor
after nearly TEN YEARS of writing, lore building, rp-ing my Warden OC, i’ve never had the chance to have art commissioned for her & im so thankful by the wonderful job
@gabmaybe
did!!
LOOK WHAT ARRIVED TODAY 😭
@TAGASAING
’s Dorothea plushie & ALL THE FERDITHEA LOVE PLSSS 😭✨💖✨ thank you so much, parker!!!!!
(close ups of the plushie & pins in the replies!)
On a
@dragonage
note, RECAST CULLEN.
I will not stand for Greg Ellis reprising his role in this series knowing that’s he’s a blatant transphobe who enables systemic racism. As a company who gave us characters like Krem & Mae, you could do much better,
@bioware
.
Dorothea takes care of two adorable, tiny pomeranian girls named Pookie (full name: Portia Chiara Alessandra) and Diva (full name: Bella Diva Contessa)
Pookie's the golden one and of course Diva's the white one. They're both absolute sweethearts 💖
claude gets a lot of his good gossip from hilda who gets it all the good info during tea times with dorothea
i honestly just wanted an excuse to doodle the three of them
#fe3h
sylvain: so... what’s the plan?
claude: lift me up on your shoulders. i climb through the window—
syvain: or. we pick the lock. 😏
claude:
claude: neither of us know how to do that.
sylvain: oh ho ho. don’t worry. i know a guy 😏
—-
ashe: y-you w-want me to do WHAT????
In honor of Professor Manuela's birthday, here's a new recipe video—but this time it's a cocktail. 🍸
Essentially played around with a traditional Manhattan, sweetened and boozed it up a lot more. Bc it must be said: drink responsibly when trying this!
(recipe in the replies!)
thank you
@TimDownie1
for the brief cameo on
@NeilNewbon
’s stream LMAO loved gale’s spa day experience. That wizard definitely deserved that wellness retreat
warning: rant ahead
been thinking about this one rando who shamed me for shipping Dorothea with men claiming that they didn’t want my “hetero nonsense” & realizing that aha i’m still rly upset abt it
maybe it’s me just projecting my own personal grievances but here goes anyway