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the most average joe. sometimes i design too
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y'all asked for hot girl summer and instead we got climate change-induced heatwaves
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very interesting finding out where some of my classmates are working. how did someone who ghosted me during a group project get a job in project management 😳
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hustle culture is so dumb why does society idolize 9 to 5s and working on side projects AFTER work? i'm literally just trying to vibe 😩
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no one tells you this, but being a designer entails taking pictures of nice posters and packaging you come across and then never looking at them again
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do you always open up photo booth before entering a meeting or are you normal
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fact: waterloo students are able to smell this photo and know exactly where it's from
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the nerve of a toronto startup to ghost me after completing free work for a company-branded design challenge 🤨
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just got rejected for a job i didn't even apply for, so as you can imagine i'm having a great day
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ur telling me i spent thousands to go to university and the graduation gown is not included
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uwaterloo is so disrespectful with their rejections. not smart enough for computer science? here's an alternate offer to study geography
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designers will run a lightning talk about the importance of accessibility and then design their resumes with size 7 font
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techbro discovers the middle class
what the fuck is toronto’s cost of living??
the avg new grad swe salary in toronto is 85k cad
u lose about 20-25% in taxes (federal and provincial)
that leaves you with ~65k for the year, ~5.4k a month
rent is 1.5-2k even with a roommate
now you have <4k/mo
food 500-1k
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big lol when the kids who were mean in high school start sending linkedin requests
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leaving ontario instantly improved my mental health. my serotonin is at an all time high not thinking about the doug ford government 🥴
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nothing more repulsive than seeing a leather jacket embroidered with "ENGINEERING" in public
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SUBMITTED MY LAST ASSIGNMENT FOR UNDERGRAD LET'S FUCKING GOOOOOOOOOO 😤😤😤
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i miss public transit!!! i miss getting off at bloor-yonge and confusing northbound and southbound
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wow i can't believe i got paid $1000 as a TA to host office hours that no one showed up to
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hate to announce this, but i learned about the word "grustling" (grinding and hustling) and can't keep this to myself
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the cost of having high profile followers on this app are too much. i can't safely tweet "i've fallen in love with multiple anime girls from genshin impact" without the fear of being judged
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is every asian man going to the barber and asking for the levi from attack on titan cut
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my fatal wfh trait is being unable to work during the day and then having to push whatever i need to do at night 😔
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based on eavesdropping, i can confirm that finance bros are more annoying than tech bros
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being in your early 20s is weird because you have some friends posting about house parties and others posting about their new dyson vacuum
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i just want to know why a group member who took my work for a case study got the job i didn't pass the screening for 🥵
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there was this one work survey question that asked if employees wake up and look forward to go to work. bro i wake up devastated that i wasn't born into generational wealth 😩
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being unemployed wouldn't be so bad if i could do the funemployed stuff like travel and cry alone inside a restaurant
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can't believe medium made it so that you can only read three articles a month, and i accidentally used one on someone's clout chasing story 😔
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so much respect for people who can listen to playbacks of their own voices without the immediate need to gag
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horrible idea but spotify should implement their karaoke feature on carplay
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toxic ex energy from jumpstart who keeps emailing even though i unsubscribed!!!
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i just wanna know who allowed this video to happen
No matter what language you speak — or in my case try to — all of us need to stay home.
Stay home. Stay safe. Save lives.
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who's out here paying hundreds of dollars to w*nsulting to learn how to shitpost on linkedin 💀
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thinking about how i spent thousands of dollars on a degree and my faculty celebrated that by mailing me postcards ✨
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after i left my last company, apparently there was a huge slack discussion over the political context of pepe the frog emojis that a lot of managers hopped onto, and i uploaded maybe >50 of those 😭
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i'm a teaching assistant for a design course this semester and a student just emailed and called me "Mr. Li"........................
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maybe toronto design teams should stop saying they value mentorship and career progression if they won't put in the resources to grow junior designers. if they want to attract and retain talent, maybe they could stop being so stingy with salaries as well 🥴
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the worst outcome of introductory design education is how it normalizes and rewards mediocrity. so many students fall into a trap where they think including fake personas and a picture of "HMW" written on a sticky note is considered good in a case study
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ok highkey i want to apply to masters in the states but my bank account disagrees with this decision
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not that i have a date but my prof ain't right for setting a deadline on valentine's
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thinking about the time i spent $20 on a long distance phone interview for a job i did not get
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the nerve of a toronto startup to offer their design interns HALF of what they offer engineering interns 🤨
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design is fun until you get feedback that your designs are too "enterprise SAAS-y"............. i'm a corporate slave what can i say 🥲
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i had my doubts about clubhouse but the whale moan room changed my mind
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the litmus test on slack to determine if a coworker is cool is if they have a lowercase name or not
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my fourth year design prof: this is beautiful. i am proud of your group. amazing work truly. i love it
my third year design prof: this is disgusting. i cannot believe you would submit this. drop this course immediatl-
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out here, frequently spending $7.39 on oat milk lattes just to feel something
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the nerve of a toronto startup to tell me that they just received funding, followed by asking if i'm okay with taking a 40k annual salary 🤨
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rich techbros do a great job showing that money doesn't buy you drip 😣
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seasonal depression 🥶❄️ is OVER ✋ spring is here 🌻🌿 the sun 🌞 no longer sets 😪💤 at 4 PM 🤢🤮
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the worst instagram trend is singular photos split into nine separate posts
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temporarily using an m1 macbook and in love with not hearing laptop fans go brrrrrrrrr
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my hinge go crazy in new york... but TORONTO? i'll never find love here
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can we get a scheduled comment feature in
@figmadesign
so i can peacefully design at 3AM without alarming collaborators
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palantir's graphic design team goes really hard for an evil company 😈✨
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thinking about graduating from my childhood bedroom don't sit right with me. i want a refund
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don't love when i share work and only receive positive feedback. tell me that i'm trash and where i can improve bestie
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general rule of thumb is if they have hearts on their converses, you should probably run
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my entire investment portfolio is made up meme stonks, so in retrospect maybe i deserve to lose this much money
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the worst thing the education system does is get students into the habit of writing longform documents. i don't want to write this, and nobody wants to read it!!!
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two years ago i used to have a spreadsheet tracking all my purchases, and now i just live blissfully ignorant 🥴
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full offence but if you're going to travel outside the country during a pandemic you could At Least Upload Better Photos
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the 20 something y/o asian urge to get unbelievably fucked at a music festival
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the nerve of a toronto design director to personally schedule a call with me after requesting for work samples, to be condescending for 25 minutes and dismiss my entire resume to say i lack cross-functional experience with engineers 🤨
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@ndpark97
the ultimate flex is hosting a website with 2 lines of text saying where you currently work and where you previously worked
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my fight or flight response is activated whenever someone @'s me on slack
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canadian gen z are out here fighting for their lives sending 🎁s on wealthsimple cash
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the ultimate american flex on canadians isn't vaccine distribution anymore, it's theatre access to the demon slayer movie 🙃
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when a toronto man says they enjoy hiking... what hikes are they referring to 😳
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everyday i wake up and ask myself is it worth it. the answer is usually no and i end up laying in bed a bit longer
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the nerve of a toronto startup to reach out unsolicited for a coffee chat, and then tell me i'm too inexperienced for the job 🤨
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pain
307 Lake Shore Road East
2019: Toronto headquarters of a splashy new urban-focused subsidiary of a tech giant, ground zero for much-hyped new era of “smart cities” and “innovation”
2021: A Budget rent-a-car
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if i'm looking a lil ugly on zoom it's because i haven't cut my hair in months or put any effort into choosing an outfit. also i might just be a lil ugly
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linkedin's auto-respose chat feature was designed for people who have never had a conversation in their life
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some of you uwaterloo students read your resume for fun and it shows
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wow i miss working as a graphic designer for my school and getting paid minimum wage to take ideas from pinterest
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bubble tea snobs are wrong for always putting chatime at the end of every tier list
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