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You’re telling me this guy took on the biggest institution in sport history and won for a decade straight?
We didn’t realise what we were witnessing
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Can’t lie this dude working deep in the trenches for Messi FC like a prime Mx. Meanwhile Messilizer tweeting ‘would you rather kiss Margot Robbie or hug Messi’
@_CFCFrankie
@UTDTrey
That’s solid. Chelsea spend 1 billion and conceded 30 in their last 20 games
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Barca fans be like
“You’re being negative bro”
My guy
You’re 13
You have 70 more years of RO16 exits to watch
I’m 45 and looking for a job I don’t have time for anymore failures
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This match itself was like a metaphor for Messi’s journey with the national team. It seemed like a nightmare but ended in glory. From 3 b2b final losses to 4 major final wins. A story written by God.
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Ppl saying “You’re cringe” acting like everyone wasn’t cringe in this moment. I’m a fully grown man and I was shivering, shaking, screaming.
When Messi scored that second goal I acted like I just won squid games
Messi’s arm around me gets me every time 😭🥹
Magical day. 🐐🏆
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Pep really gave us Gundo because he felt sorry for how pathetic we’ve become as a club
We had him for one season
He was by far our best midfielder
Then we gave him back to Pep for FREE LMAOOOOOOOO
Moral: you can’t help retardismo
Seeing Gundo leave after how much I've grown to appreciate him and his attitude over the past year feels like watching Spiderman get Thanos snapped all over again
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I’m fucking crying this guy has been posting new clips everyday for like a month
Ter Salmon really has an entire catalogue of disasters
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I could literally bet every single thing I own that Ronaldo was 10x happier on the day Argentina lost the world cup final to Germany than the day his son was born
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TikTok Barca fans have to be the biggest set of homosexuals I've ever had the displeasure of seeing. They're like true culers on estrogen.
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European football left with “Haaland” and “Vinicius” as its franchise players. We’re so finished.
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Messi actually raised me man. I don’t even wanna get emotional rn but this dude is like my dad. No one has ever inspired me like him. I’m remember those first few years of discovering him and it’s genuinely golden memories and vibes I’ll never forget.
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He’s fully embracing “the outcast” now I’ve clocked his game. He’s letting his ego fill in the gaps that his career couldn’t. It makes sense for his gay fanbase they’ll feed off these quotes like crazy but in the grand scheme of things his respect in football diminishes.
🚨🚨🎙️| Cristiano Ronaldo: "The Ballon d'Or award and The Best awards are losing credibility."
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This was just ridiculous
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Jheez man football really is deep. A legend with so many memorable moments still can’t forgive himself for a penalty miss. Sad asf.
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@TeaKupps
I don't want to sound rude or anything but I genuinely hope this Reddit user meets some sort of unfortunate fate. Something that truly humbles him and opens his eyes to how much of a retard he really is. I don't want him to die but I want his wife to cheat on him.
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@AltinsBack
The day you figure out which music to put on comps you’ll be the best comp maker on x
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Alba cutbacks to Leo in the sunny streets of Miami we will be there
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I know those ter stegen dick riders were waiting for Pena to fuck up in a game so they could tell us were ungrateful to the German hahahahagag they didn’t think we’d sign an actual keeper hahaha. f
@gs
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The only religion that is consistently disrespected and spat on by the mainstream media. I wonder why.
🇫🇷 During the Paris Olympics Opening Ceremony, they recreated ‘The Last Supper’ with drag queens.
Welcome to 2024.
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How did Leo allow Maradona to chat shit on his name when he dropped a 5.8 in a final ffs if I was Messi I’d be posting this on my Instagram story with a lion and shush emoji
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It's actually sad that for a decade this man has been ruining Barca's chances at a UCL. So many tournaments that had great potential down the fucken gutter because we have Hitler's grandson between the sticks.
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Might as well make a comp of me watching the TV from my living room it’d be no different
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International football really is footballs last saving grace. Money can’t really corrupt it like club football. There’s still that pureness and rawness about it that’s completely gone from European club footy for me. Visca int break
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How did ppl watch the World Cup final with their casual friends. On my life everyone that knows me would’ve looked at me differently after that day.
I would have genuinely caused chaos in front of everyone if Argentina lost, smashing TV, crying, raging.
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@BCNOgi
None of the senior players rated him and he somehow wormed his way to captaincy lmaooooo
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Messi playing with all his amigos again I can’t wait man. If he went to Barca we’d be seeing threads by FuriousFerran on Messi’s lack of tracking back. Miami you saved me.
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Nothing pleases me more than to see my childhood hero happy and complete everything he set out to do AND more.
Almost broke me seeing him cry but at the end of the night we see him happy. Thank you Leo Messi for making my life better
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How do you score 91 goals in a year playing from deep like this 💀💀
Messi doing this while scoring 91 goals in a calendar year is even crazier than the goal record itself.
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Hitler peace comp
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We have actually arrived at franchise soccer. Instead of watching Verratti dribble in his own box we’re scoring freekicks in front of Kim Kardashian. Beautiful.
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I lost my cousin last night to a road incident. Still doesn’t feel real. To think someone in my life I loved so much and spent so much time with is never coming back is impossible to describe. He just turned 24. Tweeting this to remind you nothing is promised. There’s a hole in
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If you asked me in the summer if I would rather have Mbappe at Barca or a replacement for the terrorist it’s the latter every single FOOKIN time. This is a dream come true.
(🌕) BREAKING: Wojciech Szczęsny is coming! He’s going to become a player of Barcelona, with his medical tests tomorrow.
@wlodar85
#Transfers
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nah Messi is gonna be remembered as the undisputed goat in every gen.
It’s very possible to look at Pele’s footage and not be impressed, that isn’t the same with Messi.
Diego isn’t rated because of his degeneracy and lack of output/consistency. Neither apply to Leo.
New Generations will call us “Nostalgia Merchants” for saying Messi/Ronaldo is the GOAT, like we called Pele/Maradona stans…
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Surely a t10 influential footballer oat. This guy came into the first team and won 3 b2b int trophies, shook up the world, and made FIFAss change their rules forever. I've never seen so much commotion caused by one man.
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Seeing Messi’s recent haircuts reminds me of the pain I suffered at the 2014 WC
Not sure why he keeps getting high skin fades like a Polish construction worker. It’s starting to really upset me now.
Please Leo go back to this 🙏
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It’s because instead of training properly, at Barca they hold hands and sing Viva La Vida in a group circle whilst discussing their feelings
Everyone who comes to Barça gets weaker. Lewandowski used to be a beast physically. Now he gets tossed around in the box like Riley Reid on blacked.
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Never forget this night. I was so happy I woke up and messaged the girl I blocked a year ago to tell her how wrong I was. I started reading books and sitting under trees in parks and shit. Rocked my world.
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Ppl won’t believe in God (they think something came from nothing) but will believe that after millions of years of swimming a rat turns into a fish
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I still can’t believe this shit really happened
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Ngl idgaf about whatever is going on here but Elon went from one of the most respected dudes to a cheap right wing poser. Kinda sad
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bros just doing random side quest shit now dcml he really completed footy 🤣
Messi scores and for the first time Boca Juniors fans are celebrating the goal against Boca 👑
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In the grand scheme of things Maradona and Pele are not even close to him in his prime lol
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Hilarious how both will do waaaaay better than Ter Static and Penautism and it’ll be a FREE signing lmao
(🌕) JUST IN: Keylor Navas accepts a one year contract and a small salary. Additionally, Szczesny is also open to joining Barcelona.
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I used to watch comp after comp on YT. Then practice playing in my living room to be like him. He was like a real life superhero to us especially when we were young. Being able to feel apart of his journey has just been amazing man. Wish that dude all the best forever.
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Fair fucking play man this guy has shame unlike the parasites that shed crocodile tears in interviews but continue to suck up millions and disgrace the shirt
❗️Xavi: "I will not continue at Barcelona after the end of this season."
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These players are so embarrassing sksjdh imagine having Xavi as your manager and showing 0 passion or fight. Bunch of pussys
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Let’s keep it a stack this was rock bottom
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@AltinsBack
World Cup mattered more but in terms of raw quality I don’t think we’re seeing much better than 10/11 in history
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Club football is too boring now ngl way too many tacticians and shit blah blah blah pivot yea bro we get it
International footy is where it’s at. Raw pashun and vibes, what the beautiful game was intended for.
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I’d save it for 2-3 seasons down the line he’s only 16 bro let things unfold naturally
❗Exclusive: Barcelona are already having conversations about giving Lamine Yamal the number 10 next season. They believe it would be a 'marketing bombshell'.
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7 minute imovie montage with nocopyrightmusic over it. Tinicomps has made better videos after 12 hour shifts at his warehouse
Truly sad
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Watched Leo kick ball back in 1996/97 season. They were letting visitors watch the u16s play that day. He scored three goals in the first half and nutmegged David Silva.
I knew from then. 🐐
When did you realise that Messi was the greatest player in history?
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The sooner you realise Ajax 18/19 was a fluke squad you’ll find peace.
Frenkie, de Ligt, van de Beek, Ten Hag etc. None of them are special. They just happened to have an easy run to the CL final and couldn’t even finish the job off.
A team that fooled the world of futbol.
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Barca have never had a better keeper between the posts than this guy. Not sure why they discarded him for a autistic German
The day Claudio Bravo said he felt invincible “I felt so invincible, if Real Madrid kept playing for 2 more days they were never going to score against me”
Imagine the scoreline if he wasn’t in goal that day, 4-4 or 4-5 to RM for sure
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Hitler has his shortcomings, sure, but it still baffles me that he’s a polarising figure within this world.
Go through the history of Germany, and it’s quite evident that he’ll go down as one of the best politicians to have ever been elected for us, and rightly so.
Ter Stegen has his shortcomings, sure, but it still baffles me that he’s a polarising figure within this fanbase.
Go through the history of this club, and it’s quite evident that he’ll go down as one of the best GKs to have ever played for us, and rightly so.
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They’re acting like Messi made this edit lol
Messi would spit on the BR virgin who made this
I don’t care who you are, never mock the name of JESUS.
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How is that 2nd pic real man hahahah this is real fucking life ❤️
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All jokes aside Verratti is deadarse one of the biggest wasted talents I’ve seen. He genuinely threw a career destined for trophies and greatness down the drain.
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Real Barca fans watching Inter Miami games we got club legends like Alba, Busquets and Messi
Or you can stick to watching Ferrass Torres and ter Stalin, your choice.
🚨🚨✅| CONFIRMED: Jordi Alba joins Inter Miami! He will sign the contract TODAY.
@mundodeportivo
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This guy is just a born winner. Nothing else to say. He came, he saw, he conquered. Balls the size of pomegranates
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By this logic every club founder is the clubs biggest legend because without them there wouldn’t be x
Dumb take
Messi = Our greatest player ever.
Cruijff = Our biggest legend ever.
Without Johan Cruijff, there would
be no Lionel Messi at FC Barcelona.
Without the footballing philosophy
he spread in Barcelona from 1973 to
1996, we simply wouldn’t have been
big enough as a club to attract
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Bros dripping in sweat singing to another man we have never seen these levels of dickriding
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I truly believe that when you hate yourself you will do things to sabotage and disfigure yourself. I really do feel bad for these people. This is an act of self-harm but you wouldn’t think of it.
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