theres a guy in new zealand who accidentally has my email on file for his auto repair place and every once in awhile ill get an update on his cars health
today he got his brake fluid and brake pads replaced for $73
i accidentally became a dog bc in 2017 i found and rlly liked this chiffon dog calico critter and made it my profile picture on tumblr and i eventually just animorphed into him permanently
was out on a walk and was thinking abt how im so cool and mysterious and i took out my earbuds and my lightning mcqueen crocs were literally squeaking every step i took
this is a preemptive warning if ure following me for horny art bc i only post that stuff once in a blue moon hehe
sfw accnt is
@hamtyro
if u wanna see more of me (but w clothes on)
i think every single one of my sea monkeys is carrying eggs and i dont rlly understand how thats possible but whatever the case im proud of my little lesbian shrimp
sometimes insteafd of telling my friends every thought i ever have ever i turn the thought into a picmix to at the very least add more entertainment value
me talking to my bf: can i tell you something that could change your opinion of me and the trajectory of our relationship forever
bf: ok
me: i throw away the bottom 5% of the tortilla chip bag bc its just crumbs and tortilla chips are for dipping and u cant scoop with those and
i need to redraw thispicture but its me and a diet coca cola also im feeling things now bc theres sunflowers and boyf just got me sunflowers for our annoversary omg wow art imitates life
got a big can of arizona and a 7-11 buffalo chicken roller and gonna draw pictures and play video games with my boyfriend later happy thursday i love life and all of u in here with me
what r quick and reasonably healthy dinners u guys like to eat and/or cook..
i eat a lotta salad kits cos im too lazy to make anything after i come home from work lol
thinking abt when i was describing to my bf the scent of a new lotion i got and he was like "does it taste like that too" and i tried it and gagged and he was like "i was just joking....."
sometimes when i write assignments abt my own experiences i feel cringe like yes that happened but its not a big deal rlly.. but maybe thats Big Society and Forced Nonchalance poisoning the well that is my mind
the antihistamine and the melatonin are fusing within me to create an evil third substance that forces me to think abt breakfast burritos before i unceremoniously pass out for 4-6 hrs