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@dnjmz
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6 months
Not even denying the allegations. She out here having flashbacks live on the TL
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WHEW ! CHILE.
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When I was 12 I convinced my mom to divorce my dad by lying about him cheating on her only for it to be the truth.
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1 year
Man said “still got it”
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A man literally said “I’m married” and ran off laughing with his friend. Isit a sickness?
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8 months
*Paul breathes* Stilgar: AS WRITTEN #DunePart2
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1 year
They going cup for cup. Brestlemania.
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1 year
My breasts are bigger than yours. You’re just slow actually.
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1 year
He might be the only evil that can defeat Sevilla.
@TheEuropeanLad
𝐀𝐅𝐂 𝐀𝐉𝐀𝐗 💎
1 year
📸 - Zero shots on target tonight but Mourinho won't care, yet ANOTHER European Final for him!
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@mico72724054
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ドレスアップ✨✨
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2 years
Stealing from the pot >>>
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JAZ KARIS
2 years
Why does eating from the pot taste nicer than from the plate
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1 year
Liverpool came back to Southampton and saw them sitting like this
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3 years
Nobody Me in the toilets at Nando’s:
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2 years
Andrew you were eating Tasha’s box last week?
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10 months
It should be him printed on money
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nothing can ever make me hate phil mitchell
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6 months
Quavo has to sh**t him
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3 months
Sean is a reform party candidate
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5 months
“Sometimes you gotta pop out and show niggas”
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4 months
Nah Uma and Mimii. Amex face cards.
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3 years
How come none of the women like M’Baku?
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9 years
"Did y'all pull up on Ross or Trick daddy that way?" Birdman:
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4 months
“Fairs”
@TheEuropeanLad
𝐀𝐅𝐂 𝐀𝐉𝐀𝐗 💎
4 months
📸 - Kylian Mbappé after Lamine Yamal's goal.
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10 months
Quality of my sleep has been awful for weeks now.
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1 year
Tit for tit. Rack on rack. Hustle and bustle.
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1 year
7-11th March:
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1 year
“Your hands are so big” “So you can’t speak?” “You’re sooooo annoying” “Just say you hate me then” “You think you’re funny init?”
@noxheav3n
jeff 🙂
1 year
whats the girl version of “where’s my hug” or “you gonna shower without me”?
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2 years
He looks like an untrustworthy circus owner.
@ChrisVannini
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Everything in this image is so incredibly weird to see.
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7 months
Endrick looks like a 1970s 17 year old.
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10 months
And now she wants nutting to do with you 🥁
@JamieIs4PF
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I was NUTTING in this woman 11 months ago and she just got engaged 😵‍💫
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5 months
Being unbeaten all season to get dunked on in a cup final is crazy. Heads must be on Pluto.
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6 months
Drake on Family Matters
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@BeenRichSport
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Family Matters would ended 95% of niggas careers that’s what makes this shit so historical
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Drake on Family Matters
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1 year
Loool man are losing 0-3 at home but you lots think they’re picking up points on the road?
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2 years
Why his whole ghussy out?
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tatyana 🐆
2 years
hear me out …
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10 months
2024 and it’s still Free Palestine.
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@BodegaaCat
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How do you act if your girls friend wants you? What do you even do?
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3 years
Wstrn are 100% better than the Beatles.
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5 months
WHEEEEEEEEL IT
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2 years
“Boondesliga” “bunds” he’s a fed
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5 years
Affirmative Aaron they call him
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6 years
Tyson’s Beyblade una.
@Arsenal
Arsenal
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The hosts take the lead, Dragun heading an in-swinging free-kick past Cech BATE 1-0 Arsenal (45) #UEL
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1 year
Aesthetically, yes. But beyond that, a lot of you are not serious or sane people.
@_ChocolateDelux
Chocolate Deluxe
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Men are really spoilt for choice when it comes to women
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1 year
Sir Chanandler Bong. It was an honour 🫡
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3 years
She’s still running the 100 that’s why
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The Prefontaine Classic
3 years
Sha’Carri Richardson has withdrawn from the 200m.
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2 years
Kim Kardashian shouldn’t be your standard for cheeks. He’s a FRAUD.
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5 years
People born after 97.
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‘Cundo 🇵🇸
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What animal disgusts you?
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1 year
This is how the powerpuff girls did mojo jojo every other episode
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Man Carrying Machete Gets Jumped By Multiple Civilians...
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You need to trademark “juxtaposition football”. That’s an incredible turn of phrase.
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Defend low, press high, build up slow and deep, but go long and fast, man mark in the midfield but leave +1 always in defence. Juxtaposition football, hard to watch today. Tactically and technically we were a disgrace.
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@respawnedtarga1
respawnedtargaryen
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Its not a personality trait to hate england national team when u live here 🤣
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Imagine you pick a girl to recouple with and she said she’s leaving akdjdjsjsajjdjd
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2 years
Some women give them like they’re trying to lift Mjolnir when they’re unworthy.
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How do you man hate handjobs? Lmao what?
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3 years
That’s a good woman. You don’t know ball.
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3 years
Shot well. Great effects. Hilarious. Great score. Never been sure why people hate this film so much.
@MCUPerfectGifs
Marvel Perfect Gifs & Clips
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The Beauty of Guardians of the Galaxy Vol. 2
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1 year
Mitch is the worst person ever but he’s box office on TV
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When she posts her selfies on insta before sending them to me:
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l$HA
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i love a dramatic man like ask me why i dont love you on a random monday noon
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4 years
This fit is outrageous. Why is he dressed for 5 occasions at once?
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8 months
Don Lilibet fr
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Big Liz was really the head honcho of that family man lmaooooooo they’re all falling apart without her.
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2 months
Momentum in football is a crazy thing.
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2 years
El Reparatico. The War Crimes derby. Let’s go.
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8 years
Me every other day vs me on Christmas Day.
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9 months
We’ve reached the LVG - Fellaini phase
@sammyceee4
Failed Club Fan
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Every time and McTom is always a reactive decision. Hope he’ll score a header and get him out of jail
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5 months
Why is Uma vex? You don’t like Ayo…
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1 year
They should be guarding the Philosopher’s Stone or sumn
@SyddRELOADED
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I just Googled, and I.... #DogOfPeace #DogRacism
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2 years
Getting stomped out by Busta must’ve been crazy
@XXL
XXL Magazine
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REPORT: Busta Ryhmes and Jamie Foxx among crew who sent the man that attacked Dave Chappelle to the hospital
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6 years
No Salah has really changed this game. Liverpool can't stretch the pitch in the same way.
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@CasaDupre
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They call him KU-KUL-KAN
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I'd rather let love destroy me than live aloof out of fear.
@jynxbby
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dating tip: never get too attached, you never know who they waiting on, talking to, or missing
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You guys been waiting a decade to say you don’t like something….off the back of someone else’s opinion?
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Frozen Water
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Cole really got half the TL openly slandering TPAB in unison. I’ve waited for this moment for YEARS.
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@atlas8s
quarterback/coach
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mitchell more upset than zac i’m crying
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Just saw a two man counter consisting of Eriksen and Antony. The United Way.
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3rd place, a trophy and a final. I’d have snatch your hand off for that at the beginning of the season.
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1 year
Homosexual.
@delilahluv19
delilah dagger ☆
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if a woman sleeps with 10 men she’s a slut, but if it a man does it… he’s ???
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Remember when the Night King said “.....”? That’s called mf’ing bars.
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Which villain has the best qoutables?
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Grace loves tings. And as soon as it goes past “ting” level she loses interest.
@txadel_
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Bro does Grace like ANYONE
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Bruno’s on the ball ADHD is the bane of my existence
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3 years
Nobody: Covid-19:
@mr_blah_blah_
Texas 2024 South Natty Champs
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So fire
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Let me get this straight…It’s 30 degrees in September. Apparently hospital buildings might just collapse. Some kids can’t go back to school. The country’s second city just declared bankruptcy. And terrorists are just walking out of prison. What a week for the UK.
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Sidenote: why is halloumi that good?
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No we don’t. Leave us alone.
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Yes. My mutant power still hasn’t kicked in.
@LayahHeilpern
Layah Heilpern
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To those that got vaccinated, do you regret it?
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All I want is a manager that will make sensible decisions.
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2 years
Man said the Blacktrick doesn’t count for his caantry.
@libaants
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Fella in the office said “it’s still 0-0, waiting for an Englishman to score”
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*don’t become a twitter topic. don’t come a twitter topic. don’t become a twitter topic*
@DailyLoud
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Lori Harvey and Damson Idris have broken up after one year of dating: “We part ways remaining friends with nothing but love and respect for each other and the time we shared together.”
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Your pops trying not to mix up their names
@BaitFaceNate
Spencer Jnr 🇯🇲🇵🇸
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Dating History*: * I’m only including those that got to meet my parents so sorry init. 🇹🇷🇨🇾 🇳🇬 🇬🇧🇳🇱 🇮🇷 🇮🇳🇨🇦 🇮🇳 🇯🇲 🇲🇾🇨🇳 🟢
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It was a fight? I thought it was just foreplay
@UpToTASK
IT WAS ALL A DREAM, I USED TO READ WIZARD MAGAZINE
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Absolutely.
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Drake was pressing this guy for a reply. He got 4 in a week 😂
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3 years
Prayers up for Palestine. Prayers up for Colombia. Prayers up for India. Prayers up for Brazil. It’s all a madness right now.
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Dam dat bitch look astounding
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Whitney and Mehdi are two alpha females trying assert their dominance.
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Separately, this is an all time quote.
@CasaDupre
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Madrid hearing all that stuff about Leverkusen
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The recessive gene said
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@coochieprintz
Jameela Jareer
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Still floored by the fight her one Black grandparent put up 😳
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@HenryTribe
Henry Tribe
5 years
BREAKING: Reports that someone has been stabbed at the Home Office. Building currently on lock down
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