Daniel
@dngbt_
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Did you know that it's SEVEN DOLLARS for a naked bundle of Denise Richards on OnlyFans?
Joined May 2014
Another perfectly sane afternoon spent with Mariama/Sandra (answers to both)
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Why the fuck are people on tiktok dropping different objects on their feet and rating the pain out of 10?
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@_laurennn92 Stomp around your living room for 8 seconds, call it a workout, then have 9 kebabs
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7/7 done and maintaining 300 levels on the monstrously evil stairmaster. Celebratory mug of mellow birds???
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Nothing prepared me this fine Sunday morning for the horror that is Cilla Black almost reaching climax over a cream cake
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@dngbt_ That’s my reaction when I open an Arab guy’s zipper and see a big cut Muslim cock! Read all about it on kindle
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All I can think about is the simply gynaecoligal level amount of cunt Abracadabra serves
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Me every morning seeing the Abracadabra streaming numbers. That's mother!
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I’ll keep hearing lady Gaga’s new song and I just don’t like it ðŸ˜
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Things just aren't hitting the same without hounding famous people online about Mellow Bird's
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I can't believe there's people out there who dedicate their days to defending Wikipedia articles
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