david moye
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If Trump told his followers to stop attacking Gus Walz, would they actually listen?
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@ISeeYou1313
@krassenstein
Hitting your kid because he wants to wear a jersey to a baseball game doesnt seem like an effective way too build an independent kid
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@ask_aubry
Why does this read like a man who’s never had a normal conversation with a woman wrote it?
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@thalion94598
@ask_aubry
My understanding is that men who actually like women tend to do better at dating in general
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@MuellerSheWrote
@mikepompeo
"Yes, I do, but I'm hoping voters don't. You understand, right? Maybe we can just keep that on the DL while I engage in revisionism?"
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@davenewworld_2
I think one of the less popular streamers should promote password sharing as a way to get more sign ups. It would probably work better with peacock than Paramount plus
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@Ecnerwal23
@davenewworld_2
I heard once that missionaries in Alaska had a hard time convincing the indigenous people to join ranks because hell sounded better than the freezing cold they lived in.
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@ericasmithsexed
From now on, “feeding the tamagotchi” is the preferred term for sexual congress
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@thexistentialb
@bIondiewasabi
@2020commentator
“No, I was just explaining the type of racist jokes my uncle told at Thanksgiving. I was in character. See the air quotes?”
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@KellyannePolls
B-b-but didn't you say back in 2017 that everyone serves at the pleasure of the president?
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@blaqueword
I think she screwed up her chances of being a right wing martyr by bluntly admitting it
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BTW, Nike makes all the NFL uniforms. Probably no big deal.
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@davidfrum
Perhaps urban dictionary will add parscale as a definition for overpromising and underdelivering. “He really parscaled that new ad campaign
@MollyJongFast
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@RonFilipkowski
"And! After all this time, she still doesn't correct me when I call it 'Thigh food'!"
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@ParkerMolloy
“Oh, you think you’re going to win the argument with facts, accuracy and receipts? Hahaha! Well, here’s my response: Hunter Biden. Ha! Got you there! God, owning these libs is like shooting fish in a barrel! Gotta run, OAN is on!”
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@Acyn
"I told him 'Purple Rain' isn't Prince's best -- that honor goes to 'Parade.' I also told him velcro shoe straps don't hold the foot as solidly as regular shoestrings. He was really angry when I insisted that Roger Moore was the best James Bond."
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@DavidBegnaud
But now that trump has been impeached for the insurrection, he can’t pardon anyone connected with the insurrection.
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@MuellerSheWrote
Not porn but I’m getting followed by bots who are supposedly attractive young women
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@cmclymer
A lot of actors in the 90s were jealous of Reeves' popularity. "Emilio [Estevez] and I sit around and just scratch our heads thinking, 'How did this guy get in?'" Charlie Sheen grumbled at the time. "How does Keanu work with Coppola and Bertolucci and I don't get a shot at that?"
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@natsechobbyist
@RonFilipkowski
You don’t remember the paper cut Trump got while showing sensitive docs to a Russian ambassador?
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@annamerlan
This reminds me of when I used to get angry at movie theaters for showing films out of focus. Now I wear glasses
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@GeraldoRivera
I feel like this would have more impact if you called out journalists who did that — such as your coworkers
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@soledadobrien
@NYT
I'll take, "Makes the idea of suppressing the votes of college age Americans seem like a worthy goal (when it isn't)" for $500, Soledad.
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@WalshFreedom
Tell them, “bad, flawed sinful men often take advantage of devout people’s faith for nefarious purposes”
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@jaketapper
So how about having scientists on CNN to discuss climate change instead of Rick Santorum?
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@marcbh2oson
@LesaPamplin
So I notice there is no actual mention of what consequences anyone will be facing. So what does zero tolerance actually mean?
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@RepAndyBiggsAZ
@JudiciaryGOP
Are you going to use the occasion to explain why you asked for a pardon?
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@GeraldoRivera
Why do you have this fawning pitiful love for people who pride themselves on being jerks?
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@ksorbs
I do not regret getting the shots, nor wearing masks. I haven't been sick in three years
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@WajahatAli
I don’t hear the pearl-clutchers getting mad over those rumors about Kamala sleeping her way to the top, so fuck the hypocrisy
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@dcstl
@AnnBrenoff
That’s an insult to Flava Flav. I’ve interviewed him and he may be a character, but he’s also an intelligent interesting man.
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@TomiLahren
She's not a leftist, she's a troll who says obnoxious things she doesn't believe just to stir the pot. We all know someone like that, right?
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@DavidAFrench
I'd take your comments more seriously if you mentioned that Crow helped fund the Dispatch in your defense
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@NikkiMcR
I don’t think the reference to hitler being Christian is exactly a great recommendation
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@brooklynmarie
@Uncle_Jimbo
But Jim is the “voice of reason.” Says so on his twitter profile
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@_nomadic_soul
And many of those “no fat mom” asshats are probably really rotund themselves (without ever being pregnant)
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@lysscordova
@thedailybeast
@HuffPost
@RollingStone
@michaeljknowles
This is confusing. How does one eradicate transgenderisn without eradicating trans people in the process?
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@DrOz
He may be doing you a favor. Think of all the questions people will ask you:
1. Your lack of roots in Pennsylvania.
2. Your massive illegal immigration fine
3. Your dual citizenship with Turkey and friendship with a dictator
4. Your willingness to support quack theories
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@kurteichenwald
@jack
@twittersupport
Please unilaterally unblock all Twitter blocked by
@realDonaldTrump
immediately Please retweet as well so Americans know their legal rights.
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@JennaEllisEsq
I'm just spitballing here, but have you considered the possibility that millions of American voters just weren't that impressed with the GOP platform or its candidates?
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@ask_aubry
I feel like anyone who responds will get roped into clown fetish porn against their will
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@joncoopertweets
“Some people are saying they’d be open to doing the unveiling at an alternative location, say, Leavenworth”
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@MacFarlaneNews
It’s easy! “Hey kids, got bad news. I attempted to overthrow an election because I lack critical thinking skills. I’m a seditious idiot and will be going to jail for my crimes. Sorry I set a bad example. I suck.”
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@Phil_Lewis_
Wish
@JoeyMcFarland
stopped referring to the man in the photo as Peter when the guy’s name was Gordon. Also wish he had directly addressed the concerns of the black people who justly criticized him
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@realDonaldTrump
Trump usually post shit like this when he's trying to focus attention away from something else. So what does he want us to ignore?
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@bonnie_berry
@cmclymer
Good point, especially since Matthew Perry also had industry connections at a young age -- his dad was the original Old Spice guy
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@serioustalk01
@mattgaetz
@fwdcrocblu
Yes, Taylor Swift went to court only suing for a dollar because her reputation was more important to her than a monetary judgment
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@soledadobrien
@BillKristol
And it's even cooler to be the old dude who's a feminist without announcing it.
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@asymmetricinfo
@janthonylong
@sonik0909
How do you feel about Trump’s lie that dems want after-birth abortion?
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@markwahlberg
Could you please speak out about how you benefitted from white privilege when you were arrested for a hate crime and only served 45 days? It would highlight the hypocrisy of our criminal justice system to your fans who are unaware.
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@michelletandler
Hi!
If all you want is a conversation, why lead with the most polarizing statement possible. That doesn’t seem like a good way to have a dialogue. Start more neutral before mentioning the public executions
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@JonahDispatch
@tedlieu
Can you understand why the news about Thomas and Crow's friendship strikes many people as, at best, sketchy, and, worse, serious potential for corruption? Can you also understand why you, a person who has also benefitted from Crow's friendship, are the wrong person to defend him?
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@Acyn
“We SHOULD want to live in a country where grifters can run for higher office for the sole purpose of promoting their brand and raising funds off low-information voters.”
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@MuellerSheWrote
@HawleyMO
"Can I get back to you? We didn't think out this urban legend scam that thoroughly."
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@soledadobrien
If his plan goes through, expect a lot of people moving to blue states just to get some decent reading material. And expect blue states next to red states to set up libraries on the border.
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@ZTPetrizzo
"Dear Viewer: Thank you for your reply. Beelzebub is currently on vacation and not responding to emails. We promise the lord of darkness will respond at his earliest convenience."
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@EWErickson
That's your opinion, but those of us who understand game theory and 3D chess know that the GOP's plan is a highly complex and well-orchestrated plot to ... (checks notes) own the libs.
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@MuellerSheWrote
If you value kids who think for themselves, you have to be ok with its them not thinking like you
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@lindyli
Actually, Trump addressed this a while back telepathically: “I get sick kids coming up to me with tears in their eyes saying, ‘Sir, thank you for using that donated money. It’s more important to fight the radical liberal democrats then being treated for serious illness.’”
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@charlesmurray
Hi
Most of the other people defending crow have a financial relationship with him. In the interest of full honesty, would you tell us if you benefit monetarily from your relationship?
@JonahDispatch
and
@DavidAFrench
haven’t yet
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@MuellerSheWrote
@newtgingrich
I believe the notice is currently on display at one of the mar-a-lago bars next to a classified document detailing Emmanuel macron’s secret obsession with old Jerry Lewis films. I could be wrong
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I had the weirdest dream that I was working for
@JoeBiden
and created this slogan: "I'm Sleepy Joe: Doesn't America Need A Rest?"
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@lamorindalinda9
@ParkerMolloy
Hi, I hoped my use of quotes meant the post would be viewed as satire. Apologies if that wasn’t clear
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@chuckwoolery
I’m confused: when did you take your terrorism class because it looks like al-quada was formed in 1988 and previously you tweeted that you went to college in the 60s:
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@TomiLahren
She was one of the first celebs to condemn it:
This is vile and wrong. It is never funny to joke about killing a president.
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@Tim_Tweeted
As a person who once worked as a phone psychic, I could have predicted this outcome
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