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@djoats02
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if ur single during the coronavirus pandemic its cuz ur ugly. dont ever forget that. if u looked better u would be quarantined with the person u want.
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if ur single on christmas its cuz ur ugly. dont ever forget that. if u looked better u would have the person u want.
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3 years ago i DMed a girl on here. 3 years later we have each other blocked and this is a random pic i found on google
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*during sex*. her: plz just take it off. me: *tightens naruto headband* absolutely not.
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idc how long we’re in quarantine i’m not watching a single episode of one piece.
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reminder that its possible to like both anime and deodorant.
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*elementary school teacher calling roll in 2037*. teacher: naruto.“here”.teacher: pepe.“here”.teacher: jeff.“here”.teacher: jeff.“here”.teacher: jeff.“here”.teacher: beter.“its pronounced 🅱️eter”.
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by the age of 18 everyone has to choose their sub-class: . -playing league of legends .-having sex.
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sex is a very intimate and sacred act. remember ur body is a temple and u shouldnt be sharing it with anyone who plays league of legends.
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student council irl:.-boring.-no money.-still have normal school work.-teachers think its a joke.-cant make real change. student council in anime:.-insane. u might die.-funded by billionaires.-do whatever the fuck u want.-teachers are scared of u.-power to revolutionize the world.
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she’ll text u back bro she’s just playing animal crossing.
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imagine getting ur dick sucked and u start hearing the minecraft eating sound.
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if ur single on valentines day its cuz u play league of legends. dont ever forget that. if u uninstalled league u would have the person u want.
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its 2019. u just got home from work. u buy a new video game in an attempt to feel something. u get bored after an hour. u watch youtube or some shit. u get in bed and stare at the ceiling. u scroll twitter and instagram until u fall asleep. this is epic.
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casual racism implies the existence of competitive racism.
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ur crush is having sex with someone while ur sending them anime recommendations.
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yeah bro just keep staring at the ceiling ur life will fix itself any day now.
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doctor: are u sexually act-. *stops mid sentence after noticing my sword art online shirt*. doctor: do u smoke.
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normalize saying poggers in real life.normalize saying poggers in real life.normalize saying poggers in real life.normalize saying poggers in real life.normalize saying poggers in real life.
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accidentally moaned “poggers” during my prostate exam.
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ur not “self quarantined” lol u just don’t have any friends.
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my dm requests have not known peace since this interaction
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me when i see my mutuals posting about being depressed
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when u die u are reincarnated as the person in ur profile picture.
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just masturbated to her animal crossing character and she had no idea.
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is ur child texting about anime? . smh = sailor moon hot.lmao = looking at manga/anime online .brb = boruto? really bro?.lol = light owned L.smh = so much hentai.wtf = worse than franxx.btw = browse the wiki.ily = i love yaoi.ftw = for the weebs.ikr = is krillin racist.
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if ur feeling lonely during quarantine just remember that u will still be alone when it’s over.
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STOP talking shit about different streaming sites. twistmoe is FREE. kissanime is FREE. 9anime is FREE. gogoanime is FREE. animepahe is FREE. crunchyroll. animeheaven is FREE. animeultima is FREE. animevibe is FREE.
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doctor: are u sexually act-. *stops mid sentence after noticing my naruto headband*. doctor: do u smoke.
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shaking trees in animal crossing just to feel something.
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some of yall never had to watch anime on youtube at 360p with each episode split into 3 parts and it shows.
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weebs will be like “my life’s an anime” which one? yougetsu no bitches? 🤣.
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*first date*. me: sorry im nervous. them: its fine just be urself. me, putting on my hidden leaf headband: ok.
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*accidentally opens internet explorer*. internet explorer: hewwo!!! (^ ω ^) awa i missed u sewwwww much!!! pweeez cwick to downwoad my updates (ﾉ´ з `)ノmaybe make me the defauwt bwowser??? im vewy wonewy (｡•́︿•̀｡).
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if ur single on april fools day its cuz ur ugly. dont ever forget that. if u looked better u would have the person u want.
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she deserves the world but all i can give her is anime recommendations and depression.
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how is this not anime related? someone literally just shifted into a fucking titan.
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u dont need “anime titties” bro u need human contact. desperately.
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male birth control exists and it’s called league of legends.
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catgirls coming soon.
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“so what do u do?” lol. nothing man. why the fuck would u ever ask someone that.
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[before sex]. her: u dont need to wear that . me: oh sorry *starts taking off condom*. her: *pointing at naruto headband* no i meant that.
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if ur single on easter its cuz ur ugly. dont ever forget that. if u looked better u would have the person u want.
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imagine carrying a baby inside u for 9 months, going through painful labor, nurturing it, and raising them to be a good person just for them to grow up and play league of legends.
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stop complaining about ur life. there are literally ppl who play league of legends.
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i’ll pay for crunchyroll before i serve this country.
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league of legends players refuse to spend money on face wash but will drop $50 on rp. bro ur worried about the wrong skin.
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girls be so fine then BOOM demon slayer is their favorite anime.
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the real lie in april was when she told u she liked u.
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gender neutral terms to call ur friends.- warrior.- hunter.- priest .- shaman .- warlock .- druid.- paladin.- rogue.- death knight.- mage.- monk.- demon hunter.
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girls love when u invite them over and ignore them to play league of legends.
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ur getting a prostate exam and the doctor is the last anime character u saved in ur camera roll.
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everyone said 2020 was gonna be a movie and we got end of evangelion.
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idc how much free time i have during quarantine i refuse to make efforts to improve my life.
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u don’t get it bro she’s different she edits anime girls into her selfies.
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the anime girl u choose as ur avatar says more about u than astrology ever could.
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bro did u seriously just talk during the anime opening.
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NORMALIZE USING xD AGAIN.NORMALIZE USING xD AGAIN.NORMALIZE USING xD AGAIN.NORMALIZE USING xD AGAIN.NORMALIZE USING xD AGAIN.NORMALIZE USING xD AGAIN.NORMALIZE USING xD AGAIN.
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reading the bible right now and wow the author is so annoying we get it bro u watched evangelion good job.
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u just hired a prostitute. they’re the last anime character u saved in ur camera roll.
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idk who needs to hear this but anime girls wouldnt date u either.
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ur not “based” ur 26 still living with ur parents and arguing with teens online.
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one piece stans be like i swear it gets good just watch 300 more episodes.
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reminder that they don’t actually like u and they’re only replying cuz they’re bored during quarantine.
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thats him officer that’s the man pretending to like evangelion so he can flirt with girls with depression.
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if u ever feel guilty for pirating anime just remember pearl harbor.
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nobody is “praying on ur downfall” bro u just ruined ur life. all by urself. u did that.
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