Nick Holmes
@djnickholmes
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Resident DJ @ Ibiza & Dubai - @itaca_ibiza @obeachibiza @eden_ibiza - Fooki Fooki Dubai, Bla Bla Dubai, Soho Garden Dubai
Ibiza,Dubai,Greece,Wirral,
Joined April 2009
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If your marking yourself as safe on Facebook and are about 200 miles away from London you are an absolute tit
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Fuck me some people drag out leaving ibiza after the summer. Last walk home. Last meal. Last sunset. Last fart in my room. Last time walking up my stairs to my apartment. Last Aquarius till next year. Just shut up at go home no one is arsed 🤗
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A lot of girls knocking around Ibiza looking like they are about to take part in the Tour De France
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Ibiza table whores back in Dubai with a bangggg... you can definitely tell it’s F1 weekend. Half of them where living on pot noodles in Es Vedra 6 weeks ago 🐸🥂🏎
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@I_Skream
She’s probably fuming cos you didn’t play Little Mix or something by the looks of it
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Would love to be her right heel not gonna lie
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Be like the Venice of the UK. Ket wigs flying about on Jet-Ski's
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you’re being held at gunpoint and you have to recite one scene from a show to get out of it. what scene is it?
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That thing was set up perfectly to boot it over those trees
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People asking me what it’s gonna be like in Ibiza on the 30th August 🤣🤣. Hang on a minute let me just get my crystal ball out 🔮😂
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Whoever is marrying Wendy on her hen do in Ibiza now needs their head testing
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Congratulations Philippines for winning this weeks Covid variant bingo 👏🏽
Public Health England says two more cases of the Brazilian variant of COVID-19 - and two cases of a new variant reported by the Philippines - have been identified in England
For more on this and other news visit
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Couldn't give a shit if it's hotter in the UK than Ibiza today. I'm in Ibiza and your not 👍🏼
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Not long now till I can get some boobs in my face. 2 days till ibiza 💪🏽
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1 fucking week till im back in Ibiza for the summer. Come on then 🔥👊🏽
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Anyone know of any good graphics designers for something ASAP?
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My flight to ibiza on the 1st July gonna be like the disco bus to Amnesia
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I should not be trusted with the CO2 gun. Apologies to the girl who’s head I’ve just nearly ice blasted clean off
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Can't wait to be back in Ibiza scranning belter bread and Alioli everyday
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Getting grief of some girls who come to a house club and asked for R’n’B and call you shit when you say no. Get in the bin you absolute group of pork pie’s
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"Call yourself a DJ and you haven't got an iPhone charger with ya, fuck offf you're shit you"... Halloween weekend off to a belter 🎃
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2 weeks till Dubai and just over 3 weeks till I'm back to Ibiza for the season. Summer is nearly here. Yerrrs ✈️☀️🍺🔊🇦🇪🇪🇸
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Little did we know then that some bellend would eat a bat and spoil it all
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There is lots of lads in Ibiza at the minute who seem to have got on the wrong flight and should actually be in Zante
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Thought that was my search history for a minute then 🤣
Mum, 55, showers with daughter, 19 each morning and says it's 'best way' to start the day
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Ibiza 2018 done and dusted, it's been a belter... now get me home!
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About to start the
@departureslive
Axwell & Ingrosso pre party at
@Plastik_Ibiza
. Let's goooo!
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Fella in town there selling COVID vaccines £2 each or 3 for a Pfizer.
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Huge shout to
@BBCR1
@R1Dance
@Mamboibiza
@DJDannyHoward
who took Ibiza to a next level tonight!!! Unreal day!! 👏🏼❤️🔊
http://t.co/UWQY0gi2gY
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Me walking into Manchester Airport in a bit for my flight to Ibiza
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A Spanish bookies has opened up about 50 yards from my apartment and can bet on all uk horse racing and is open till all hours for a bevvy. Fucks sake 🤦🏽♂️🏇🏽
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“Can you turn the music off while we sing Happy Birthday?”... Absolutely fucking not my friend.
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Couldn’t just have a relatively quiet first night back could I. Straight into it. I. Am. Rough. As. A. Badgers. Bum. Hole
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Can’t get my head around DJ’s who wear there headphones around there neck after there set has finished then go to another bar with them on still 😭😭
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£58 return to Madrid from Ibiza. Shove that up my arse. Here we fucking go redmen
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"Ibiza Classics night". First 2 requests Beyoncé & Nikki Minaj. 👍🏼
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"Hi mate, long time no speak (about 5 years) my mate is over in Ibiza next week can you sort him out with guestlists for Radio 1 weekend?".... Absolutely not mate, more chance of hell freezing over 🤗
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More chance of finding Bin Laden than getting a fucking taxi in Ibiza at the min
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Me on the mic when I’m Djing at the minute
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Just been told to Fuck Off by some 70+ year old fella cos I wouldn't play Moves Like Jagger.... 😂.
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Me walking off the plane in Ibiza and kissing the pilots head on the way past
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Just want a pair of tits in my face to sort this hangover out
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Flight back to Ibiza booked for 3rd May for £22, happy days! Bring on the summer! 🔊✈️☀️🇪🇸
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Spanish bird behind the bar in Amnesia moaning cos I didn't tip her after paying 13 Euro for a 50 cent bottle of beer. Get in the bin love
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“
@x_summers
: Well
@djnickholmes
@JohnGillan1
i dont have a cool cap but I can return the favour 😋 with tits 😂
http://t.co/HVoZd5rim4”
U win
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Envoi Allen falling when people are on for big money. How convenient
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Just booked my flight to Ibiza for the summer for cheaper than a 10min taxi from my house to Liverpool 👍🏼🙌🏼
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Can’t wait to DJ at the Abu Dhabi Grand Prix next week. Oi oiiii 🏎🏎🏎
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Every single female in Base would get it tonight. Not a trout in sight 👌🏼
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Mum and dad coming to visit me in Ibiza tonight for 10 days which means 10 days of getting fed properly 😂
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Swear someone has gone back and picked up Ibiza in August and plonked it in Dubai
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Only gone and won a free brunch for 2 at the bingo haven’t I. Yes nick lad
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Smaller bars still opening though. See you all at
@itaca_ibiza
😁
Ibiza officially announces that it’s clubs will not open this summer.
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Hangover of the season so far here. On me arse. But we crack on. Good to see the boys
@ROUNDTHEBEND__
&
@JoshWoogsMP
last night for a little b2b 💪🏽😂
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When a group of girls come in the club & ask for Spice Girls then give you shit when you say no.. fuck off to Benidorm if you want that shit
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Just landed back in the uk and zero screening for the coronavirus. The uk doesn’t give a fuck does it
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Just seen some lad come off the back of his mates quad bike when he went over a speed bump and it’s hands down the funniest thing I’ve ever seen in my life
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Just heard someone get asked on the plane where about they are from and she said “3 hours outside of London” 🤣. Where the fuck is that love Newcastle or Paris?
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Just seen a tidy on Tinder then, 21 and called Brenda... fucking Brenda, her mum and dad are snide. There should be nobody under the age of 70 called Brenda. End of
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"Will you take part in a game with the Hen?".... absolutely fucking not love
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Seeing birds pick out an 80/1 winner because of the colour the jockey is wearing knocks me sick
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Some scouse girl has just asked me to ask
@DJDannyHoward
if he can put her phone on charge for her whilst mid set at
@CreamIbiza
😂😂
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From Dubai to djing in Birkenhead in the space of 9 hours with sun stroke & slight jet lag. Help
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En route back to Dubai. Looking forward to my winter gigs over there! 🇦🇪🔥
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Too many actual grown men getting involved in that Tik Tok shite and posting on Instagram. Concentrate on keeping the wife and kids than doing dance moves to internet fellas
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Anyone looking for a little break and fancies Dubai give me a shout I can get good rates on a nice hotel 🙌🏽✈️
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It's about to thunder and lightning in Ibiza and I'm currently djing under a tree. It's been nice knowing you all 👍🏼
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