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@djmateosegade

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DJ with a sense of humor about it 😅 Bookings: mateosandiego @gmail .com

Los Angeles by Night
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@djmateosegade
Mateo Segade
1 year
Pondering why Alex Party’s incredible contributions towards mid 90’s dance bangers, and near-perfect full-length album, aren’t appreciated more in the United States. “What Fool Am I?” Is so good, “Cause I Can Do It Right” is diva-deluxe, and obv “Wrap Me Up”… so good.
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2 years
The extent of my Folsom extracurricular activities, I thought about going out but ended up never leaving my hotel room… without my decks it’s too scary being around people.
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2 years
Hotel Rooms always make me want to go to CVS and get inexpensive drinks
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Mateo Segade
2 years
Take me back to wanton neglect…
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Mateo Segade
2 years
I’m all wet, who wants to come finish the job and drown me in a small puddle outside a 7-11? #FailedSexyCaptions
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@djmateosegade
Mateo Segade
6 years
@as_seenontv It wuz meee. 😅
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Mateo Segade
2 years
Mehhhppp had to shave my chest to place the Zio Patch
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Mateo Segade
1 year
Being an ethical person is expensive, which I guess is why Republicans are often considered to have money
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2 years
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2 years
Waiting for Summer to stop by again. San Diego is giving icicle dick atm, and LA is vining off her style.
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Mateo Segade
1 year
DID I JUST INVENT DJING?!
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Mateo Segade
3 years
🚨 Holy smokes! An LA performance by @xunamimuse , house of methyd megatron @luxkween , and a showstopper by the kindly @thekandymuse top an allstar billing for the next SUGARTANK @precinctdtla MARCH 5
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Mateo Segade
1 year
I’ve been away for a while but I felt it it critical to share the following knowledge, as perhaps my final post: Don’t order anything crispy or crunchy from UberEats or GrubHub. It will arrive mushy and difficult to enjoy.
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Mateo Segade
4 years
I really hope you like the new music featured on this week’s edition of @videodisease + @biqtchpuddin ’s Digital Drag Show, despite my patently idiotic gesticulations. 🤪 Join us every Friday, 7pm PDT/10pm EDT at…
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Mateo Segade
4 years
Fuck it, let’s dance. I’m spinng LIVE this Friday @ 6:45 on / Let’s @have a fee laugh and listen to some music! - @biqtchpuddin + @videodisease #digitaldragshow returns July 17th! - #dj #techno
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Mateo Segade
6 years
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Mateo Segade
2 years
@alex_abads wow that is painful, she is truly terrible
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Mateo Segade
2 years
@luvdiamond5 This is so pure and beautiful
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Mateo Segade
11 months
@InstantKarma0 Maybe not the best idea to steal from a house with 75 people living in it
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Mateo Segade
4 years
WE 👏🏼 GOT 👏🏼 YOU! This Friday, @videodisease + @biqtchpuddin and the Digital Drag Show team are BACK with another edition of DDS, featuring a super-duper cast! Starring... Biqtch Puddin’ @biqtchpuddin Mateo Segade…
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Mateo Segade
4 years
I wanted a small black kitten. I ended up with a with a giant white senior dog. - He has a name but I think we have to change it because... it’s complicated. A new name will come in time as we continue getting to…
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Mateo Segade
2 years
Attention Scare Actors - please, this Halloween season, remember to also scare guests who present as male. Too many times have I paid good money at Haunted Houses only to walk thru seemingly empty rooms, then hear screams behind me as the actors routinely pass up all dudes.
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Mateo Segade
2 years
@trixandkatdaily This is so dope. I love that she spins @WalkerAndRoyce and @iamgetcosy and keeps the vibes real. Let’s make queer parties sound cool again.
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Mateo Segade
6 years
When you spent all your singles at the drag show on the first 2 performers and there are 7 more coming to your table
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Mateo Segade
2 years
Idk I liked the Munsters 🤷🏻‍♂️ Sherry Moon Zombie was funny and the overall vibe was like those cheap vintage Halloween costumes you’d buy at the back of a Woolworth’s with the plastic mask and matching tunic. It’s classic cable-access Elvira-era cinematography, kinda cool imho.
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Mateo Segade
2 years
In heaven all the stores are open 24hrs and if you are feeling lonely you can go look at some paint.
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Mateo Segade
4 years
Hi! Sooo although @biqtchpuddin + @videodisease won’t have another edition of Digital Drag Show until the 17th, I will be doing a set on Twitch this Friday at the same time (6:45PST) at •…
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Mateo Segade
2 years
@_RowdyPup_ I like being cut - I honestly don’t feel like I’ve missed out on anything. I also don’t really care about size, circumcision, or body mod with partners… i like guy’s dicks however they prefer to present them haha
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Mateo Segade
4 years
Nightlife has endured through the Bronze Age to the Golden Age. Welcome to the Green (screen) Age. Here is a photo of me um sorta rehearsing for my set for @biqtchpuddin + @videodisease DIGITAL DRAG SHOW. Join us…
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Mateo Segade
6 years
Still confused as to why we only got to do parachute like 3 times in school but ok.
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Mateo Segade
3 years
Just posted a photo
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Mateo Segade
2 years
@homobogan @trixiemattel Bravo! If only everyone shared your finer tastes!
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Mateo Segade
2 years
@GetStonedXXX I know what you mean, but I gotta say gay guys also have to deal with that stuff as well from other gay guys. Guys are gross across the board - whether it is gay guys hitting on straight guys, straight guys hitting on girls, or straight girls making unwanted gestures towards gays
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Mateo Segade
2 years
TONIGHT! 8/28 9PM-2AM 💕 Heading over to @precinctdtla after my set at Summertramp to spin all night long as we send off DTLA Proud 2022 with a bang 💥
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Mateo Segade
11 months
@ThisWeekABC @mattgaetz @jonkarl How much coke did you need to do to get prepped for this interview?
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Mateo Segade
4 years
TONIGHT’S THE NIGHT! 💫 @videodisease + @biqtchpuddin pres. THE RETURN OF #digitaldragshow starring Kennedy Davenport @kenndyddoftx Chai chailatteofficial Landon Cider @LandonCider Koko Caine…
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Mateo Segade
2 years
These… are not the scandals we are thinking of. The show hasn’t even started and the gaslighting has already begun.
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Sergio Sánchez Colmenares
2 years
@RealFriendsMTV @RuPaulsDragRace @MTV i love that todrick says 'i've been involved in scandals' and then this pops up 😭☠️ the fakest news 😭
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Mateo Segade
4 years
@MaudeHilliard @notcapnamerica Well it looks like she “saved” it to gather oublic sympathy for rescuing a dog, then when that faded she would occasionally injur the dog to reignite said sympathy. It’s actually textbook munchausen by proxy.
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Mateo Segade
2 years
In hell all the bathtubs have way-too-shallow overflow drains and when you lay in the tub all the water disappears and you’re just mincing in 3 inches of tepid.
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Mateo Segade
4 years
Be nice to yourself and put more art in yer life - follow @adamosgood . 🎨 His feed is incredible and mercifully doesn’t include this goober. Also fuck me he’s insanely handsome, but that’s just a bonus. 💁🏻‍♂️
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Mateo Segade
3 years
I’m always happy, but this weekend I’d be downright ecstatic to see you. SugarTank returns to @precinctdtla starring @the_symone @thegigigoode @myrubberchild and @therosythorn / pres. by @thehouseofavalon
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Mateo Segade
6 years
When you’re walking through a busy hotel lobby thinking for once u look good, then a dryer sheet falls out of your pants
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Mateo Segade
4 years
LOL the “China travel ban” is literally the only thing Pence can cite as the Trump Administration’s reaction to COVID. Embarrassing.
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Mateo Segade
2 years
Watching her work out every bone that Awesome3 was throwing from this classic rave banger is breathtaking.
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Mistress Isabelle Brooks
2 years
4. My auntie @kennedyddoftx is one of my favorite drag queens of all time. She embodies everything I love about the entertainment aspect, but Is also such a professional. I love that she is always there when i need her, and she knows I’m always there for her too 😘💖
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Mateo Segade
6 years
Find someone who loves you as much as these two guys love airport floor germs on their face.
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Mateo Segade
4 years
I’m unusually proud to say this is my 4th time spinning the anniversary event for @precinctdtla , who are now celebrating their 5th year with an all-star cast of West Coast-based (but internationally renowned)…
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Mateo Segade
4 years
TONIGHT! ⚡️ 💫 Me and machopup30, musclebeargus and @_RowdyPup_ put together something extra special 💦🍆🍑 for our slot for @bearworldmag ’s Digital Bear Weekend - we hope you can check it…
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Mateo Segade
3 years
Like super serial. 🙉 August 7 - SugarTank August 8 - Hot Dog August 11 - Hot Rod August 12 - Hi-Tops August 13 - Evita August 14 - Bearracuda DTLA August 15 - Hot Dog August 20-21 - Big Bear Romp August 29 - Hot Dog
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Mateo Segade
1 year
@PopFactions Just as I though - Trash.
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Mateo Segade
4 years
I remember haircuts. ⚡️ @bearworldmag hosts #DIGITALBEARWEEKEND this Fri, Sat & Sun, with performances by @bigdipperjelly + @tomgossmusic + @BigDaddyKarsten , and awesome DJ sets by shanetate, djtedbishop and…
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Mateo Segade
1 year
5 days ahead is obviously silly - And I’d rather a queen send a song they’re feeling in the moment, not 5 days ago. But you can’t even turn your shit in before doors are opened so it’s less an issue of producers “anxiety” and more the queens lack of empathy for the cast and crew.
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Mateo Segade
2 years
Well, so, my barber got unwittingly radicalized by the far-right, mostly through unverifiable, anonymous memes, so now I cut my own hair. That’s my defense for what’s happening here.
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Mateo Segade
1 year
This is so misguided. If the due dates are getting more ridiculous, blame yourselves. I usually ask for music 24 hours before the show and I’m STILL getting Spotify screenshots and YT 4K visual links an hour past doors, WHILE ALSO trying to DJ… Think about it… 1/3
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Mateo Segade
2 years
@THEKATEPIERSON @TheB52s Just flew out from LA to ATL to see you - what are the chances that we might hear “Revolution Earth” over these next two shows? 🙏🏻 I beg of thee.
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Mateo Segade
2 years
I love the scent of artificial bodies of water. Theme park water is extra-special.
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Mateo Segade
4 years
It’s almost that time again! Cooking up some fruity n’ fun new sets for this weekend’s edition of Digital Drag Show! 🍌🍓🍊Join us every Friday, 7pm PDT/10pm EDT at for #DIGITALDRAGSHOW brought to…
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Mateo Segade
10 years
Funny seeing Megan+Heather argue over spots, when the best female singers BY FAR are @MyTmabe & @BreWinburn . #tone #pitch #bransonfamous
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Mateo Segade
1 year
@Miopininpunto11 @PopFactions Is she famous? Like if I wasn’t on Twitter rn she would not exist to me, I never hear her husband’s music in the spaces I go - so when they act like this I’m like what tiny fish in a small pond behavior is this.
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Mateo Segade
4 years
MEANWHILE... TODAY! @bigdipperjelly hosts @bearworldmag HOUSE PARTY 2PM (PST) / 5PM (EST) LIVE on Twitch at . I’m spinning a one-hour set, amidst a killer lineup of talent including…
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Mateo Segade
3 years
Hi Garol. Spinning this Saturday, September 18, in my hometown of San Diego this weekend for @trick .party at the @themerrowsd , swipe for info and such
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Mateo Segade
3 years
🤳👨‍👨‍👦🦊Making new friends is cool; it’s even better when they vibe as well as @jimbothedragclown and @mrbradytaylor did with @thehouseofavalon this weekend when they stopped by the house to visit 🏠 #ifthesewallscouldtalk
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Mateo Segade
2 years
We got our entire lives tonight at @theb52sband • w/ @trixiemattel 🐝 Round 2 Tomorrow
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Mateo Segade
3 years
Just posted a photo
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Mateo Segade
4 years
Already sweating
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Mateo Segade
4 years
Quarantine Update: I stopped straightening my hair. My dog likes to roll on grass. Persona 5 Royal Ultimate Edition has become 75% of my life. What going on with you?
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2 years
Just posted a photo
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Mateo Segade
5 years
Stop saying only gay couples date themselves when Dax Shepard and Kristin Bell are separated only by stubble and a smoky eye.
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1 year
Nobody: 🤔 Drag Me To Dinner: “Judgers”
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6 months
@dzennon Wowwwwzeers
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8 years
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1 year
@CJGrindley @Squigbuilds614 @Scruffy_Lobo @festive2018 @CalltoActivism I think you mouth is going to get you in trouble. Is that your real name? Maybe try a muzzle. Animal people don’t play.
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Mateo Segade
3 years
100% thinking of how much longer is left on the song playing in the background #TBT
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Mateo Segade
3 years
Seen here smirking as I’m playing one of several songs that sound like a car alarm.
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Mateo Segade
4 years
@Annakhait @realDonaldTrump The only book the would have prophesied a second term would be the Necronomicon. Trump could barely hold a bible in his hands any longer than a photo op. #TwoCorinthians
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@ACTBrigitte A lazy trophy wife who hates her husband and Christmas? Ok….
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Mateo Segade
5 years
🏋🏻‍♂️🔥🧚🏿‍♀️🥳💃🏿 w/ airickredwolf #dj #techhouse #dancemusic #housemusic #beats #instagay
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Mateo Segade
2 years
@Jlong908 @SenninSage @eLZxRO Listen, Bella Ramsey is a great young actor - that is not the issue. Unfortunately, they just aren’t right for Ellie - she’s miscast, the accent is sloppy, the lines come out sounding forced - it’s such a shift from Ashley Johnson’s effortless delivery. Just a bummer.
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2 years
@JustinIsAwake @Forspoken Agree. That’s my biggest concern! Frey looks fine, the monsters seem whatever, but goddamn those villages and badlands look like a fucking bomb went off. Where everybody go?
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2 years
@TheLastofUsTV Sadly, Bella Ramsey’s English accent bleeding thru her attempt at Ellie is both unfortunate and distracting. Beardless-Joel is fine, Tess and Marlene are fantastic. 7/10
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3 years
Dogdad w/ Dadbod 📌 We’re both thinking about ice cream. 🍨
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3 years
1) TEENS ONLY! No pedos pls! 👴🏼 2) Crusin with Tamales 🥵 3) Michel’le
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2 years
The year is almost over and @OrphanFirstKiII is still one of the best horror movies of the year, who’da thunk. Combining inspiration from the Frédéric Bourdin and Jon Benet Ramsey case was truly beyond brilliant as far as twists go.
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2 years
Wow #HalloweenEnds was by far the best of the new trilogy — I give it a C-!
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4 years
I waited all year to post this meme. #rupaulsdragrace - - #rpdr #dragraceallstars #dragrace
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@DaveHearn2 @mischiefcomedy It seems so much harder and scarier than putting on a straightforward production! Whenever I see a splinter of a prop go flying it makes me wonder how much “going wrong” can one really control - but you always pull it off. Peter Pan was a fave - more shirtless scenes pls thx 😘
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2 years
@Blibblobblib Ohhh this is that one time you showed off your belly but then in another photo it appeared smaller and that one guy got really mad about it for some reason.
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2 years
@nydiasimone @brianfrisch15 @UnionTyler Because he’s too busy being an asshole on the internet.
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Mateo Segade
5 years
These paparazzi have no respect - I was TRYING to my sick daughter to church. 🤥🤫🤐 #instagay #mess #gingerbeard #wellbasically
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Mateo Segade
2 years
Hi, we’re looking for rave compilations… do you guys have… like… a dance section? You know, like house music? Oh you don’t? Really? Ok.🐛 🐛
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Mateo Segade
3 years
“Wood you kindly?” Big daddies and plasmids/hand stuff await at this Saturday’s @bearracuda • Wherein I shall presumably be spinning with A VERY, VERY SPECIAL GUEST DJ 🧐
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Mateo Segade
4 years
As a longtime Pippi Longstocking enthusiast, I’ve been looking for a pair of overalls for a couple of years. So when I came upon this pair whilst looking through @mrrikvilla ’s online shoppe, my pigtails sprung! The…
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