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napulitana, trans woman, poet, disabled queer astrologer. 18+ ♈︎♌︎
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all my spots are up for july everyone !! book your reading through the links down below ❤️🥰
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“gift cards aren’t thoughtful” they are because the person thought i would want some money. and they’re right
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aries be like “i know a spot” and then they fight you there
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virgos love to procrastinate on productive shit by doing other productive shit LMFAOOOOO
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just so y’all are aware this is 1000% passive aggression
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no because i’m sick and tired of y’all 😭😭 this random ass youtube reader did a pick a pile + said “your person could have brown eyes, i’m also seeing green and blue” like LMFAOOOOOOO
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“boys go to jupiter to get more stupider” was quite an astrologically sound delineation
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“i’m having a bad day :(“ bf and “let me pull you a tarot card about it :)” gf
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bitches are like “i think i turned out fine” and then they’re a whole pisces
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virgos r like “well i can’t agree with you because then we’d both be wrong!”
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this gif literally shows her go from aqua sun -> leo moon
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no bc why is this taking me the fuck out DJSHGSJSGF
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y’all see that old ass chart with those old ass houses associated with those old ass signs
Christian Dior pictured with his life-long fortune teller, Madame Delahaye, the woman who pushed him to start the House of Dior. (circa 1950)
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pisces placements if y’all don’t get it the fuck together for october.....
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why hex people when you can simply have 8H placements and let them do it themselves by betraying you ?
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y’all see how sagittarius placements stress me the hell out 😭😭
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WAIT OMG Y’ALL your moon totally gives insight on how your birthing parent found out they were pregnant !!
i’m a leo moon and my mom realized she was pregnant with me after she went to a concert (♌︎)
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wait imagine having a libra mars LMFAOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
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it sucks that y’all don’t enjoy 6H synastry because that’s the ticket to a long relationship
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going down to your local wendy’s and filling out a job application >>>>
Giving astrology women the wrong time of birth just to see them start chatting shit & making irrelevant connections to things that aint true >>>>
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bro i am TELLING Y’ALL please order your shit under a mars hour it’ll get to your door in literally six seconds
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doesn’t even matter cause his saturn is right on her venus so
Jennifer Lopez and Ben Affleck are rumored to have broken up again.
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i love when people are private with 10k+ followers like babe the enemy is inside the building
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okay so why are y’all going to concerts what’s not clicking 4 y’all
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see that’s okay cause
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the author uses the beginning statement and “you can tell that you're still not used to it! I also feel like I still dont have 110% of you...” as a way to passively express their feelings
then they say “but I'm trying my very best to remain patient with you….” as a warning
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i can’t wait for the general public to find out about profection years
Did anyone else just have an absolute nightmare time being 23
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this right here is why venus is fallen in virgo
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scorpio, virgo, taurus, cancer:
one of y’all just farted
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I WANT Y’ALL TO FIGURE OUT PROFECTION YEARS SO BADDDDD LIKE SO BAD
23 is a hard year sure but i honestly think ur the worst version of urself at 19
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“astrology doesn’t exist” it literally does you’re just dumb. just because you don’t understand something doesn’t mean it’s nonexistent LMFAOOOOO
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adam: please suck my dick
lilith: i would literally rather be the Demon Queen of Hell
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libra marses when people interrupt their 2.5 hour morning ritual/séance/runway show/prayer session
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max and ruby was literally just a kid’s show demonstrating the aries - capricorn square
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earth risings:
“why does everyone think i’m jugemental”
meanwhile my face 24/7:
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tarot readers can we PLEASE collectively do better about this gendered ass practice ? they’re fucking cards. no the emperor does not mean divine masculine.
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lmfao imagine being an aries rising and then your mars is in CANCER LMFAOOOOOOOOOOOO
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pluto was in leo during the baby BOOM, now let’s imagine what’ll happen to birth rates whenever pluto is in aquarius (opposite to the sign of children)
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“you can’t see that with astrology” no bitch YOU can’t see that with astrology
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you’re in his DMs, i’m in his astrodienst data bank
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Y’ALL THE TWINS ARE GEMINI RISINGS
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i’ve decided aries governs color coordination cause a lot of y’all are NOT doing it like us lol
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if it’s because of a gemini man consider that he was a man before he was a gemini
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a thread on chronic illness, disability + astrology !! 📝
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one of my favorite thing about aries placements is we will never forget to be thankful, there is never an absence of gratitude in the way we move
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i’m bisexual that means i read tropical AND sidereal
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people who have short tempers are so embarrassing to be around like literally relax LMFAOOOOOOOOOO
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tw: sexual assault
just so y’all know this author goes into detail about a veteran murdering a child and sexually assaulting a woman, only to use it as an example of “how hard it is to handle the shame of a post-traumatic episode”
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i wish y’all broke down the 8H in a derivative way rather than just making this shit all about sex and debt because it’s SOOOOOOOOO much more than that
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and their shit is in gemini so that’s why they constantly revisit each other as lovers
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i wish i could be like one of you delusional brainless stupid dumb bitches but alas i was given a virgo rising at birth
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what house is your venus in ? would you consider yourself good at flirting ?
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just made an association list for the seven deadly sins and seven traditional planets
• the sun - pride
• the moon - gluttony
• mercury - envy
• venus - lust
• mars - wrath
• jupiter - greed
• saturn - sloth
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how i used horary to find my keys, a thread: 📝 🔑
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i think sagittarians are the way they are because of how much their sign is associated with truth. but i will propose to y’all, what is honesty worth if it is too brutal for someone to see it ?
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virgos be like i hate being so stressed out so i’m going to be stressed out by my stress
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it seems like people who don’t understand anything about astrology often have the strongest opinions about it
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cancers are always so much more beautiful in real life than they are online. and y’all look GOOD online
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the good sex synastry combo they don’t talk about is moon - rising and moon - mars cause good lord in heaven….
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also saturn is the planet of perseverance and difficulty, so whichever house it’s placed in will represent an area of your life that you endure hardship well
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something i’ve noticed about cancer + taurus moons is that their parents are less authoritarian, but don’t quite allow them to have their own lives
they can still be controlling like the parents of capricorn moons, but in a less disciplinary way and more in a supervisional sense
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the traditional planets as the seven types of love:
☉ - philautia, self love
☽ - storge, familial love
☿ - philia, intimate love
♀- ludus, playful love
♂- eros, passionate love
♃ - agape, selfless love
♄ - pragma, persevering love
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when you’re drunk your 12H takes the keys for the night
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cis astrologers talk about lilith without using the word “feminine” challenge
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it’s literally not but thanks for trying connor
Believing in astrology is like believing in religion, no one will ever know who's right
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suddenly folding laundry doesn’t look so bad when you have a college essay to submit in a week 😭
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baby there is not a single star nor planet that can explain your damage
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did y’all know mercury is the darkest planet in the solar system despite it being the closest to the sun ?
reminds me of how hermes (☿) guided the dead into the underworld, which is described as “the lot of the mists and the darkness” in homer’s iliad
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honestly i wanna make a thread about disability + astrology because the severe collective hesitation towards that discussion is so palpable on here lol
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if cis men could get pregnant you could get an abortion at a guitar center lmfao
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WAIT GEMINI RULES REPLICATION + THE NUMBER THREE AND THE PHRASE “third time’s a charm” WAITJSJDHSJGS
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why don’t the girls ever talk about how positive oppositions can be in the chart ?
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