ozempic gnome
@dirtygirl1000
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expert thirst trapper and casual drinker
Joined December 2024
don’t worry guys i’m taking that gun and killing myself.
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you either know how to use a gun or you’re really sexy, beautiful, and funny.
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best thing i ever did in life was bring socks to the club
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accidentally opened 27 tabs last night. the bartender hated us
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played roulette for the first time tonight at the casino. lost $350 cause im just a dumb girl.
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-“i was supposed to go d1”.-does atleast 5 bumps of coke a night.-wears flip flops on the weekend.-daddy’s money.-under 5’9
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got kicked out of someone’s table at the club last night for saying slurs.
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men who don’t suck titties are boring and bad at sex. i would like to apologize to absolutely nobody.
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been blacking out for the last five days. i just cant get enough.
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can always count on my friends to get piss drunk on a monday night.
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i���m at the point of life where the rents don’t even bother wrapping the gifts anymore
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i literally thought the cyber truck that blew up was a meme. that actually happened????.
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just touched down in tucson, i need to go to the bars immediately.
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i fear the arizona burners are finding me. i don’t exist.
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hungover as fuck on christmas eve morning. naughty list behaviors.
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so broken i started saying ‘i see a bald spot’ to every guy i meet at the bar.
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italian. engineer. rich. ivy league. valedictorian. criminal. i fear luigi mangione is my type.
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thinking about how much money i could have saved if i just stole everything i was getting everyone for christmas.
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frequent quotes i have gathered from having platonic male friends:. -“she’s way prettier than you”.-“you need to hit the gym”.-“i swear i’m a feminist”.-“put me on your friend”.-“i forget you’re a woman”.-“i don’t shave my ass”.
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saw three of my bodies at the bar, i’ll let it slide this time….
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just occurred to me that all my drinks had alcohol in them last night????.
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turning 21 tomorrow. can’t wait to give my parents more reasons to be disappointed in me.
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listening to my hb plot on one of my friends (he has no chance).
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