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2 years
How i see brands when im out of money💸 1. Pizza hut
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4 years
love I give love I get
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3 years
I be checking my phone like someone care about me lol
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@dinesh__bhanot
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10 months
Closing pe dua lipa nahi arijit singh lagwa dena
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3 years
When nothing goes right go to sleep
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@dinesh__bhanot
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2 years
“You’re punjabi? But you don’t look like a punjabi” sorry i forgot my balle balle at home
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@dinesh__bhanot
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1 year
My friend and his girlfriend broke up 5 months ago but she’s still using his netflix, this guy always send me these updates😭
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3 years
I always choose loneliness over fake company.
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@dinesh__bhanot
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10 months
BEHENKELODE RECAP WALA CATCH DIKHA KE GAAN FAAD RAHE HAIN MUJHE LAGA ABHI KA HAI😭
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@dinesh__bhanot
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1 year
Remember these biscuits?
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@dinesh__bhanot
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3 years
Friends “lets go out and have lots of fun” Me having fun:
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@dinesh__bhanot
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2 years
Birth ↓ ↓ 10th ke baad Maze hain ↓       ← ← ← ← ↓      ↓     ↑ ↓      ↓     ↑ 12th ke → → → → degree ke baad baad maze ↓ maze hain hain  ↓        ↓ Job lagne ke baad maze hain → → → Death.
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@dinesh__bhanot
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10 months
BEST PICTURE😭😭😭😭
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@dinesh__bhanot
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3 years
I feel alone → i make friends ↑ ↓ They leave ← i get attached
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3 months
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@dinesh__bhanot
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3 years
Its hard to trust people these days.
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3 years
Me to my parents when they beat tf outta me and then ask me to eat something.
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@dinesh__bhanot
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2 years
What if brands/Apps get depressed?🤷🏻‍♂️ 1. Zara
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@dinesh__bhanot
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2 years
Closing Spotify and opening it again just to skip the ad is my favourite sport.
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@dinesh__bhanot
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10 months
On my way
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@dinesh__bhanot
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4 years
People come and go, keep that in mind.
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@dinesh__bhanot
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1 year
Zomato and swiggy are cool but i miss the “Papa aate hue kuch khaane ko leke aana” era
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@dinesh__bhanot
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2 years
I used to think 11th standard was the most non serious academic year of my life but then college happened
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@dinesh__bhanot
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2 years
Only cool kids used to watch Cambala Investigation Agency.
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@dinesh__bhanot
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3 years
Pain is here to stay, learn to live with it.
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@dinesh__bhanot
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2 years
I was today years old when i learned that if the hand makes ‘b’ its bai and ‘d’ is dai
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@dinesh__bhanot
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3 months
Jad mil ke baithange♥️
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@dinesh__bhanot
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1 year
there are two types of people
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@dinesh__bhanot
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3 years
Sometimes it takes a wrong turn to get you to the right place.
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@dinesh__bhanot
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2 years
Me interacting with: Mom’s side of Dad’s side of the family the family
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@dinesh__bhanot
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1 year
sub khaate hue he's texting this to his girl, the audacity?😭
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@dinesh__bhanot
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2 years
2. Starbucks
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@dinesh__bhanot
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3 years
"Yes mom I only used my phone for 5 minutes"
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4 months
We met on twitter
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3 years
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3 years
The sexting vs the sex.
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3 years
Me shouting at my parents and later realizing that I should've avoided the whole situation.
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@dinesh__bhanot
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2 years
10. Faasos
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3 years
Friend:- I click the best pictures The pictures:-
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2 years
5. Subway
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@dinesh__bhanot
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4 years
Me sending 😭 vs Me sending 😂
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@dinesh__bhanot
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4 years
Cut off all the toxicity and watch urself grow.
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@dinesh__bhanot
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1 month
@_ambedkaritee Bhai tera tweet padh ke samajh aa gaya ki tujhe quota ki zaroorat kyu hai
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@dinesh__bhanot
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3 years
People who make you feel comfortable in parties are elite.
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2 years
3. Lacoste
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@dinesh__bhanot
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1 year
Wake up babe, its your time to shine
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2 years
6. New balance
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@dinesh__bhanot
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4 years
People can't put filters on their shitty personality and it shows.
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@dinesh__bhanot
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2 years
It hurts when you schedule your day to be productive and suddenly its 8pm and you’ve achieved nothing but guilt.
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2 years
7. Johnie walker
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1 year
Ethnic day
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@dinesh__bhanot
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10 months
Relationship requirement: you make me this
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2 years
4. Jordan
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4 years
I feel alone → i make friends ↑ ↓ They leave ← i get attached
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1 month
@dwnews Toolkit >Genocide happening, real videos are coming. >circulate 2-3 fake videos in real videos. >factcheck those 2-3 videos and call every video fake. Not the first time seeing this
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@dinesh__bhanot
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2 years
Bucket list mei itna kuch bhar diya hai ki abhi uthai hi nahi jaa rahi
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@dinesh__bhanot
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3 years
NEVER MAKE PROMISES WHEN YOU ARE HORNY.
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@dinesh__bhanot
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4 years
If you have to force yourself to love someone, just don't.
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2 years
9. Dunkin Donuts
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2 months
Wtf is bhagwa playlist bhai koi sensible hindu bhi hota to bhi kaan band karleta. Ye cringe gaane bajane se kya miljayega? Kabhi koi mantra suna hai? Bas harkate karwalo
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@dinesh__bhanot
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4 years
Growing up was the biggest mistake of my life.
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2 years
8. Sagar ratna
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2 years
This could be us but gharwale kiss krne ki permission nahi denge😔
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@dinesh__bhanot
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4 years
It hurts the most when the person who made you feel so special yesterday makes you feel so unwanted today.
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2 years
What if ‘DESI PARENTS’ make NETFLIX SERIES📺 1. 13 Reasons Why
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2 years
If you guys can pray for my mom please do, need that the most atm🙏
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@dinesh__bhanot
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10 months
Some people are like
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@dinesh__bhanot
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4 years
You don't realise how bad your past was until you're in a present that's actually good for you.
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@dinesh__bhanot
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2 years
And the “app of the year” award goes to:
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2 years
How i sleep knowing that i have no generational wealth, zero skills and no backup plan:
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1 year
@SaniyaDhawan1 Aashiq log nahi samajhte yaar
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1 year
Sunday mornings and dragon tales, life used to be good❤️
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4 years
Choose friends who make you priority or be alone.
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2 years
Modern dating rule? Pehle impress karenge fir depress karenge
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9 months
Kabhi job chali gyi to ye kaam karunga
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4 years
Adulthood is mostly whispering "fuck" every single minute.
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8 months
@luckyschawla @MumbaiPolice @Dev_Fadnavis @mieknathshinde Iski gaand pe dande padte hue jab video aaye please mujhe tag kardena ek baar
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3 years
Y’all up for rose day?
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1 year
Jinko bilkul hype nahi di unhi ne izzat rakhli
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4 years
Trying my luck one last time.
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4 years
Baba Ramdev should start a swadeshi dating app and call it 'PATjayegiANJALI'
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2 years
3. Twitter
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Match of secrets #indiaVsPakistan
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Kabhi kabhi fax boldeta hoon
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@dinesh__bhanot
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4 years
Pretending not to care is the habit of someone who generally cares the most.
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4 years
if you smile by seeing someone's text, either propose or block them.
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@dinesh__bhanot
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2 years
Getting back on track⏳
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@dinesh__bhanot
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8 months
@hinduoncampus Probably an underweight child who’s lactose intolerant
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9 months
Modern dating is so fucked up. This girl was crying yesterday because she brokeup with her bf and today she’s posting pictures kissing another guy saying she moved on! GIRL YOU NEVER MOVED IN😭
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2 years
2. Pears
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@immunewolf_ Peeche pahado mei barf hai
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4 years
One day tappu sena in TMKOC will smoke weed and it'll be legaized in India.
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1 year
I get jealous of people who have a cool cousin group, mere waale aadhe bache hain aadhon ke bache ho gaye hain.
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3 years
Met gala this met gala that, why can’t we met and do some dil diyaan gala
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4 years
Indian kids learn some English words and start calling their parents "desi parents"
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4 years
I ignore the people who flirt with me and then get irritated when they flirt with someone else.
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4 years
My study routine starts from making timetable and ends with watching motivational videos.
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