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Dillon Mouton

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Lafayette, Louisiana
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@dillonmouton
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4 years
how it started // how it's going
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@dillonmouton
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2 years
Jeffree Star running out of retirement to clock Mikayla Nogueira for her mascara tiktok
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@dillonmouton
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3 years
this google review of lafayette police department will always be hilarious to me
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@dillonmouton
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3 years
@Audi millions of dollars worth of good publicity plus a good deed done for the cost of a Q3? your PR team is way more intelligent than WoF's 🤙🏼
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@dillonmouton
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3 years
country music is so fuckin stupid. morgan wallen talk about i can't love you more than my hometown. imagine telling your significant other that you can't love them more than crowley
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@dillonmouton
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1 year
happy birthday to my fiancé, he said yes 🤍🤍🤍🤍
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@dillonmouton
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5 years
i think about this video a lot LMFAOO
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@dillonmouton
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2 years
jeffree star running to social media to send the NFL, its players' wives, its fans, and the gays into a frenzy
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@dillonmouton
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2 years
people from louisiana will literally post pictures of houses like this and lose their minds over how it's their dream home. bro, that is an industrial park building with wooden awnings. please have some class
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@Norman_Freeman_ this part had mE OMA LMAOOOOO
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2 years
@CalvinHarris drop the fucking album adam
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@dillonmouton
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5 years
YALL THIS TOOK ME OUT LMFAOOOOOOOO
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4 years
a straight guy at the bank said he was gonna "beat my ass" bc i stole his parking spot.. i said "only if you make me cum while you do it" and walked in. homie didn't didnt even park he straight up left LMFAOOOOOOOOO
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@dillonmouton
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5 years
saw this on fb and it TOOK ME OUTTTTTTTTT
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@dillonmouton
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4 years
my idea of the perfect date: he takes me to the top of the empire state building, kisses me, tells me i'll never amount to anything, and pushes me off the top of the building 🥰
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@dillonmouton
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5 years
are blue jean jackets still a thing?
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@dillonmouton
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4 years
ah my favorite time of the year. when KATC posts the sign change and i can finally be reckless on their page
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@dillonmouton
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4 years
i never entertain these dumb bitches 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
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@dillonmouton
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2 years
LMAO PLZ not broussard restaurants calling putin a pussy in french 💀💀💀
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@dillonmouton
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3 years
friendly reminder to the straights: pride month is our month.. i don't want to see any of y'all asking when straight pride month is. y'all have the KIA Summer Sales Event. that's your straight pride event.
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@dillonmouton
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1 year
the rest of disney is on facebook, but here ❤️
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@dillonmouton
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3 years
lafayette yelled out all that woman & her husbands business on a public post LMFAOOO she's takin boudoir photos & not giving them after payment, she ain't a licensed MUA, his audi dead because they got in a fight in it & was throwing drinks, she selling his drugs, & MORE💀💀 PLZ
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@dillonmouton
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6 years
y'all prolly seen this already but honestly bitch i felt RICH this day ok
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@dillonmouton
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3 years
"i could care less" and "i couldn't care less" be fucking GRILLING y'all LMFAOOOOOOOO
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@dillonmouton
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4 years
nola was perf 🖤
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@dillonmouton
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3 years
louisiana really went from 80° to "fuck it's cold" in 6 hours
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@dillonmouton
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1 year
shhhh. going get my boyfriend an engagement ring 🤭
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@dillonmouton
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3 years
you know lafayette has hot tea when people start tagging the sheriffs office, KLFY, and KATC in the comments 💀💀💀💀😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😭😭😭😭😭😭😭 lord please never let me be that down bad
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@dillonmouton
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3 years
a two part story:
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@dillonmouton
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5 years
everyone in louisiana rn:
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@dillonmouton
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3 years
LMFAOOOOOO it really do be like this tho
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@dillonmouton
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4 years
my boyfriends coming out to his mom tonight whew CHILE i'm nervous for him
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@dillonmouton
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4 years
y'all remember watching titanic as a kid and having to pop the second tape in half way through? that's how you know that mf was TOO LONG 😂😂😂
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@dillonmouton
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4 years
pov: i'm drunk and he has my phone
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@dillonmouton
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1 year
yall LMFAOOOOOOOOOOOOOO lafayette on one today "dick swinging" i— 😭
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@dillonmouton
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4 years
❤️
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@dillonmouton
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4 years
weird flex but BRUUHHHHHH going to the gym is starting to pay awfffffffffff. MY TITS ARE COMING IN
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@dillonmouton
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4 years
waking up to stuff like this>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
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@dillonmouton
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5 years
THE THIRD ONE LMFAOOO
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@dillonmouton
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@Breigh_Eldridge @_holmes_holmes @bakbakbakkerr "I FEEL FINE!.... i don't feel good" LMFAOOOOOOOO
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@dillonmouton
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4 years
❤️ LAFAYETTE #downtown
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@dillonmouton
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2 years
here's some pride month f*ggotry for the tl
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@dillonmouton
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2 years
anyway like this if you want to be in that circle.. but bitch this is your one and only warning 💀
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@dillonmouton
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"seesnin" sent me LMFAOO
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@dillonmouton
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3 years
looking a little sauced but my mans is officially #THEEGRADUATE #ULL #civilengineering
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@dillonmouton
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3 years
why mercedes benz of lafayette has me blocked on tiktok LMFAOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO is it bc i made a comment about sharon's costume jewelry scratching the paint on that black C class in the video of her slapping it?
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@dillonmouton
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3 years
my boss: "don't start that crazy shit with customers" me:
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@dillonmouton
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4 years
s/o to the people who knew fleetwood mac songs other than dreams over 15 years ago and not bc of tiktok
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@dillonmouton
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5 years
@brown_cje @kys_slut0 LMFAOOOOOOOOO it always took me OUT when she did the noise maker when he smashed the wine glass
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@dillonmouton
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bro LMFAOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO. i hope she didn't see the other CD 🥴
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@dillonmouton
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4 years
we're supposed to be versions of ken or whatever
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@dillonmouton
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3 years
if we're keepin it 💯, you're all that I need for me
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@dillonmouton
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2 years
two years later and this fool still sticks around ❤️
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@dillonmouton
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4 years
i can't wait til all the bars reopen and all of louisiana LOSES THEIR SHIT
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@dillonmouton
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2 years
it's gonna rain for 15 min and steam us like a fuckin bag of broccoli 😩
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@dillonmouton
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5 years
i've never seen a photo describe me more accurately
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@dillonmouton
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4 years
got home to these, i love 🤍💙🧡❤️
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@dillonmouton
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1 year
his version came out better tbh
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@dillonmouton
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4 years
it went well, im goin meet her 🤪
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my boyfriends coming out to his mom tonight whew CHILE i'm nervous for him
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@dillonmouton
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2 years
don't post a whole concert from the nosebleeds on your snapchat story. you can't see shit and neither can we.. you're wasting our time and data
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@dillonmouton
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4 years
being gay. double income no kids. having to deal w an aggravating ass kid. kids are expensive. if you accidentally kill it you go to jail. you're stuck with it for 18 years. having to deal with other people's aggravating ass kids for 18 years bc yours will make friends. etc etc
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@dillonmouton
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4 years
fb saw it first but.. finally comfortable in a tank, up from 159lbs to 183lbs. 200 wya?
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@dillonmouton
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a 4th new year with the hubs
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@dillonmouton
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3 years
people do hurricanes wrong. get a case of bottled water, whatever food you want, an air fryer or microwave, fill your car up. get some gas cans, get a generator. when the power goes out. plug all that shit in and youre fine. you don't need 12 cases of water & 200 gallons of gas
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@dillonmouton
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3 years
all of us waiting for her to show up rn:
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@dillonmouton
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3 years
made 1 year w/ my #1 on October 8th ❤️
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@dillonmouton
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4 years
my boyfriends active on instagram but hasn't texted me. i guess i'll have to murder him on date night tomorrow
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@dillonmouton
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6 years
bitch i come to walmart for the first time in months and this man peed in the line at the register directly in front of me. call 911
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@dillonmouton
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3 years
y'all go give this racist ass business a lovely review on facebook and google. gotta love lafayette 😊
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@dillonmouton
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5 years
over 19 years ago, i grabbed Sadie myself out of the kitten bin at Durel's in New Iberia. tomorrow due to a number of health issues, she gets to cross the rainbow bridge. love you old mama, hope you run into Yin's mean ass over there 💕
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@dillonmouton
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4 years
the str8 boys on facebook are fussing that people hate on their trucks like this bc people can't afford it and they're jealous.. sir that is a 2009 silverado w/ half a lift kit on it. who can't afford an 11 year old truck w wheels yanked from a wrecked denali at pullapart?
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@dillonmouton
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2 years
🤨🤔 the skin tone ain't adding up
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People are pieces of 💩. Let’s just make murder legal and see how much of you cowards survive🤧
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@dillonmouton
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1 year
my boyfriend is a fuck face bc pictures like this are what he takes when we're in the tub
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@dillonmouton
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1 year
LMFAO this is gonna flop HARD. id rather buy a macbook pro. or an updated 65" OLED. or a really good electric keyboard. a vacation. a cartier ring. literally anything but nope, let's walk around looking goofy with twitter on the wall in front of the toilet for $3500
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Apple Vision Pro starts at $3499 next year
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@dillonmouton
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3 years
sometimes facebook makes a good point
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@dillonmouton
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2 years
why my lil dumb fuck is so handsome in his headshot
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@dillonmouton
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4 years
got a fresh fade today 😈
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@dillonmouton
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4 years
i wish my eyeballs could take screenshots and airdrop them to my phone
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@dillonmouton
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4 years
it's vintage
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@dillonmouton
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4 years
my dyson with the baseboard attachment can take care of that
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THIS IS A BABY in the first 10 weeks of her life. Human life is a MIRACLE. Spread this powerful video.
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@dillonmouton
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do y'all have those people that you never talk to, yet they send you multiple snapchats a day (selfies, something they're doing, etc) and you literally never reply.. yet they continue to send you stuff? like dude what you doin? you been doing this for years chill
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@dillonmouton
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4 years
PHASE 3 BITCHHHHHHH BRING ON THE BARS
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@dillonmouton
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one thing about dating me.. we gonna EAT
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@dillonmouton
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5 years
if i won the lottery today and take the cash payout i'll have $46,000 to spend every week for the next 75 years. universe, hmu
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@dillonmouton
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4 years
mentally i'm here
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@dillonmouton
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5 years
YALL LMFAO
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@dillonmouton
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4 years
gay culture is putting a shit ton of miles on every car you own to go see other boys
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@dillonmouton
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2 years
congratulations to Mr. & Mrs. Hazell 🍾
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@dillonmouton
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2 years
plz lmao we all know a couple (or a few couples) like this 💀
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