yes babe you are so ap dhillon kakuna gedi route steering wheel story shubh no love hookah ring skills sukhna lake elante courtyard stuc late night chhole bhature tucked polos social sector 7 smoking zone rock garden underpass 24 seven MUNs
us skinny people we're pulling off the real heists, we eat thrice our size and yet there's no change, where does the food even go to? bermuda triangle?
"slow dancing in the dark" hits different when you can actually picture someone in your arms when in reality you just stubbed your toe against your bed while dancing to it alone with your eyes closed.
tesla in india will be all fun and everything until one fucker decides to post a story of it's dashboard as they play brown munde in the back, then it'll be ruined for everyone🤩
diwali, lights, people posting pictures in indian trads together reminding you how u have literally no friends who'd do that w you, its. that. time. of. the. year. yet. again.,,, :)
will there ever be a day i can just quietly scroll through social media without feeling envious, left out, nostalgic,,, because honestly that's all ive felt this year.
•Indian economy: *goes down*
•Indian journalism: "Rhea Chakraborty arrested for smoking weed peepeepoopoo."
Clearly the country is worried about the wrong green.
don't colour me surprised if the media still doesn't cover the important issues that need to be addressed and start telecasting Rhea's routine in prison instead.
tell me i wasn't the only one who used to stand in the sun (and even look at it) for a long while just to come back inside and trip their brains out as a kid
Hahahaha bro you already fucked up 2021? 2022 is your year for sure? hahaha bro too funny shut the fuck up now stop recycling the same joke every fucking year.
people who call you a simp for being nice to the opposite gender is them being actually butthurt because they don't see themselves ever doing that, like HOW DOES THAT EVEN COME UNDER SIMPING KING,,,, IT'S.THE.BARE MINIMUM.