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@dilfjeev

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@dilfjeev
diljeev
2 months
demon arc frfr
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2 months
how that one night of talking felt like
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@dilfjeev
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3 years
all was right with the world when this existed
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3 years
i made one
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@dilfjeev
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19 days
sabka bahaar nahi aajata laxman
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@dilfjeev
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3 years
I made one
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@dilfjeev
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2 months
bohot hogaya tera cancer hater
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@dilfjeev
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3 years
ahh yes me
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@dilfjeev
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19 days
so you're saying laxman forgot to draw the rekha?
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@dilfjeev
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3 years
this is your sign
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@dilfjeev
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3 years
college life beginning or some shit
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@dilfjeev
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3 years
lol definitely not regretting it
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3 years
mehndi lagwau??
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@dilfjeev
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4 years
what's similar between someone who's playing jenga for the first time and your dad? both didn't know when to pull out.
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@dilfjeev
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2 months
cooking pasta is husband material right?
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@dilfjeev
diljeev
2 years
yes babe you are so ap dhillon kakuna gedi route steering wheel story shubh no love hookah ring skills sukhna lake elante courtyard stuc late night chhole bhature tucked polos social sector 7 smoking zone rock garden underpass 24 seven MUNs
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@dilfjeev
diljeev
4 years
us skinny people we're pulling off the real heists, we eat thrice our size and yet there's no change, where does the food even go to? bermuda triangle?
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@dilfjeev
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2 years
sluttiest thing a man can do is have a letterboxd and get 0 bitches
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@dilfjeev
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21 days
eldest boy core
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21 days
rocking formals today😳
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@dilfjeev
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2 months
jatt and juliet 2 vs jatt and juliet 3
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@dilfjeev
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3 years
ok but how to comprehend with this level of stupidity
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@dilfjeev
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3 years
man i really be heading to college in a main character energy wtf is this
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@dilfjeev
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3 years
bheja fry hogaya aaj
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@dilfjeev
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3 years
you had to be there
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@dilfjeev
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4 years
@RafaelH117 man i love the twitter algorithm 😂😂😂
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@dilfjeev
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3 years
"clean twitter" sit down lizol
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@dilfjeev
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3 years
@rohanrrana more staged than Hamilton
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@dilfjeev
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4 years
85 likes and i recreate this.😳;)
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@dilfjeev
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4 years
as promised😀 guilty as charged for ruining your tl but I'm a man of my word😳😔
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4 years
85 likes and i recreate this.😳;)
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@dilfjeev
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3 years
what in the IMDb
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@dilfjeev
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4 years
social distancing bola tha, chandigarh ne distancing padha hi nahi.
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@dilfjeev
diljeev
3 years
twitter woke up and chose a vaccine shot for itself
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@dilfjeev
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2 years
cat media😼😼😼😼
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@dilfjeev
diljeev
3 years
agar mere 11th ke marks par marking hui hoti toh main khud ki momos ki redi par se momos khaa raha hota
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@dilfjeev
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1 year
@akshaya_72 this is the reason i went off this app
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@dilfjeev
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4 years
"slow dancing in the dark" hits different when you can actually picture someone in your arms when in reality you just stubbed your toe against your bed while dancing to it alone with your eyes closed.
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@dilfjeev
diljeev
2 months
i can't remember what i was so happy about 2 years ago today, falling in love perhaps?
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@dilfjeev
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2 years
nEvEr LeAviNg tHiS ApP
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@dilfjeev
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4 years
halloween but make it bollywood's greatest creation ever.
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@dilfjeev
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1 month
my college professor reinstalled ig and this is his first text back to me (he has no idea what posing is)
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2 months
i like this picture
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@dilfjeev
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4 years
short hair on girls is the greatest innovation known to mankind to this day. NOTHING. TOPS. IT. 😩🙏🏻
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@dilfjeev
diljeev
4 years
tesla in india will be all fun and everything until one fucker decides to post a story of it's dashboard as they play brown munde in the back, then it'll be ruined for everyone🤩
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@dilfjeev
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3 years
sorry but this is funny
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@dilfjeev
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3 years
all this talk about twitter ban and if it doesn't get banned tomorrow it'll be like having to come to school after farewell
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@dilfjeev
diljeev
3 years
abhi graduated from zoom university likh deta hun fatak se comedy hojayegi
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@dilfjeev
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1 month
fuck it here's a better picture
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1 month
really wish the gym had more aesthetic lighting
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@dilfjeev
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4 years
diwali, lights, people posting pictures in indian trads together reminding you how u have literally no friends who'd do that w you, its. that. time. of. the. year. yet. again.,,, :)
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@dilfjeev
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4 years
used to hate middle part hair in 6th grade and now im literally getting turned on by myself
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@dilfjeev
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@arrivalleneuve 100% i get the glen powell hype now
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@dilfjeev
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4 years
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@dilfjeev
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3 years
bro what
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@dilfjeev
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4 years
this is and will be the most epic shit that happened this year.
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@dilfjeev
diljeev
3 years
natak ka nasha hai mere dost
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@dilfjeev
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9 days
unimaginable levels of brain d3adness
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3 years
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@dilfjeev
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4 years
will there ever be a day i can just quietly scroll through social media without feeling envious, left out, nostalgic,,, because honestly that's all ive felt this year.
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@dilfjeev
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4 years
rewatched ranbir kapoor's RockStar for the 173738285th time idk how to get over this.
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@dilfjeev
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14 days
handling the responsibility for 9+ years now
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@dilfjeev
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4 years
petition to change Kangana Ranaut's name to "Kangana can you not?"
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@dilfjeev
diljeev
3 years
2019 2021
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@dilfjeev
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4 years
•Indian economy: *goes down* •Indian journalism: "Rhea Chakraborty arrested for smoking weed peepeepoopoo." Clearly the country is worried about the wrong green.
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@dilfjeev
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3 years
twitter today
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@dilfjeev
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1 month
made chicken 65 lesgoooo
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@dilfjeev
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2 months
generational 3 am photoshoot last night
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@dilfjeev
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4 years
keeping up with the kakkars
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@dilfjeev
diljeev
1 month
estate sale btw
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@drjtwt
DRJ Dobert Rowney jr.
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Me and who
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@dilfjeev
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3 years
b/w pictures
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@shutupgajju
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3 years
quote with your b/w pictures 🔪
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@dilfjeev
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1 month
alright let's try this again
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@dilfjeev
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3 years
oh yeah met messi last night btw
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@dilfjeev
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4 years
don't colour me surprised if the media still doesn't cover the important issues that need to be addressed and start telecasting Rhea's routine in prison instead.
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@dilfjeev
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2 months
22ji I'm big boy now😎😼
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@dilfjeev
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4 years
🇺🇲: you've done a great job 🇮🇳: AAG LAGADI BHENCHOD
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3 years
tell me i wasn't the only one who used to stand in the sun (and even look at it) for a long while just to come back inside and trip their brains out as a kid
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@dilfjeev
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3 years
first character photoshoot😳❤️‍🔥‼️
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3 years
college practicals and i "create" this😁
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3 years
two chandigarh guys in a room they might start making smoke rings and sending snaps of them for no reason
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2 months
name 3 nirvana songs ben
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3 years
officially OD'd on pune
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@dilfjeev
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4 years
Hahahaha bro you already fucked up 2021? 2022 is your year for sure? hahaha bro too funny shut the fuck up now stop recycling the same joke every fucking year.
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2 months
cool dudes love sand and blood
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cool dudes love sand
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but i don't take a lot of selfies
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3 years
oh to have this beauty in your college
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3 years
what in the diwali media
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@dilfjeev
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man yall gotta start writing age in your bios on some real shit
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@dilfjeev
diljeev
3 years
5 months in the making happy spooky szn lol
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rat baby
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@diljeezus DO THIS FOR HALLOWEEN THIS YEAR
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@dilfjeev
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4 years
I'm legit giving myself a manicure with gum in my mouth as i attend a class, major sass.
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@dilfjeev
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4 years
people who call you a simp for being nice to the opposite gender is them being actually butthurt because they don't see themselves ever doing that, like HOW DOES THAT EVEN COME UNDER SIMPING KING,,,, IT'S.THE.BARE MINIMUM.
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@dilfjeev
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2 years
garba szn🧿
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@dilfjeev
diljeev
3 years
demi flag colors cover check as well lol
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3 years
i have timothee curtain bangs now,, that or a very poor attempt at them
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2 years
long term foreshadowing
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@dilfjeev
diljeev
2 years
yall forgot there already is a man doing the most sluttiest things imaginable
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@dilfjeev
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christian bale when sikh dil walks in
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@dilfjeev
diljeev
3 years
y'all board exam students keep tweeting about every over in ipl and then it's gonna be your career that's over
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@dilfjeev
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3 years
i usually don't take mirror selfies but my hair looked good bear w it lol
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@dilfjeev
diljeev
4 years
#turtlenecktwitter why's no one doing it✋🏼.
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@dilfjeev
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4 years
@halfadams @taaltree Your tweet would be understandable had you not skipped harvard. XD
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@dilfjeev
diljeev
4 years
people really flex red party cups in their pictures here,, bhai ramesh jaldi se apni coke pi le andheri west ka justin foley nahi hai tu.
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3 years
who called it dumb assholes in chandigarh and not mobe mentality
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