RT @outonbluesix: Predictably, the owner of this place is trying to spread misinformation, so let's try and mess with the algorithm a bit b…

Hey America! For the love of the cats that haven’t been eaten, please do the right thing. #Vote! Sincerely, the rest of the world. 🇺🇸👀 #USAElections 💙

RT @xkcd:

@nookiedog @LiamPond @Unabanzie Which is basically every time you play.

RT @BarackObama: I voted by mail – it was easy and a great excuse to say hi to some neighbors. If you're voting by mail like me, get your b…

@AntRDean Come. To. Threads. Yes you need to do some curating and blocking for a bit. After that it’s like Twitter When It Was Good. I’ve just had a happy couple of days pretending to argue with literally thousands of people about moussaka. Come. Join us.

@tangerinebean Cheers! 🍷

@not_read_air That was a good one!

RT @RandyRainbow: Blank Space (Donald’s Version) 🎶🗳️🤍 #NewVideo #TaylorSwift #BlankSpace #DonaldsVersion #Parody

@HOS_Birmingham Why is it so loud in here, it’s only twenty past four! Please turn it down! 🎵

@amstrad512 What are you hoping to upgrade to?

@amstrad512 What a beautiful piano. ❤️

@deathofbuckley “my hair went vertical” 🤣🤣😂😂

@Skionar You can get a cream for that.

@Skionar Here’s hoping for a tug of the bedclothes this evening…

@IdaD0wn It really is quite special.

RT @krassenstein: In less than 55 seconds Pete Buttigieg managed to bring the truth to millions of Fox News viewers who have been shielded…

RT @chyeaok: Pete Buttigieg was on Fox News this morning and the anchor tried his best, but I am convinced this is a hazing ritual for them…

RT @mrjamesob: