My children

RT @DangMarquis: Kelce was gone propose if they won lmaoooo keep that ring in yo pocket cracka

RT @FilledwithUrine: this guy is so lucky

@opossumgod24 It could happen 😔

RT @gummysalamander: got suspended while in the beautiful great city of Philadelphia this is a crime help me find my oomfies again https://…

@KittyBombBee Yummers

RT @gnarlytown: I might be the last real boobs lover

RT @xboxbodywash:

RT @gummysalamander: anyways go birds

@gummysalamander It marked your reply as spam and I think that's beautiful yet hilarious

When ur in the parking lot contemplating suicide and then ur favorite song comes on

RT @liIpochaco: ur name got mentioned in the groupchat and everyone thinks ur cute. they all wanna kiss u and hug u and other stuff

If you wanna know what it's like to have a penis and you have one of these extendable faucets just play with it for a little bit, turn on the water and stuff

I heard they were gonna tar and feather that little pedophile on stage tonight

RT @redrummarts: This is how Mr. Beast smiles

RT @pisto1whipper: i subtweet myself

RT @sefo22: It’s so crazy how people are never down to just go get a burger. It didn’t used to be like this

LEAVE ME ALONE

RT @spoonlocks: We need a slur for people who hate sports like this