This recipe is a bit aggressive.

The French rugby player wearing the red scrum cap looks like he's off to get highlights after the game #unexpectedsportstweetfromDidsburyGirl #rugby

@ambergambler_ 24 hours, which is why we thought it’d be ok. Not risking that again.

@martyj21 Wise.

@ambergambler_ We finished off a veggie soup which hadn’t been put in the fridge, it’s been an exciting rollercoaster of an afternoon, and one where I’m regretting having only one bathroom in the house.

Not sure if this face is saying I'm really enjoying the rugby, or please take me home. Either way, it's very cute.

My chap wanted to use my ipad, so I told him the passcode was the date we got together. Took him a while and a couple of guesses but he got there in the end.

@Mi55moo Thank you, I’m really hopeful for a better year now :)

@Carl0sAlbert0 Sorry, I know you’d booked the catering and everything.

@BootsHelp hi, I’m trying to order a repeat prescription and keep getting this error message, is there a problem with that part of your website? How do I order my prescription?

At a pub quiz and at least three teams are called "Quizzy Rascals" making our Quiz Team-a Aquilegia look quite original.

My first mistake was saying that the sound of rain against the window was definitely not the sound of a goblin trying to get in. And now none of us can sleep.

@29xthefun Jeez, it’s not even a two tier system now is it?

Himself was saying that he stopped for petrol yesterday and in front of him in the queue was a man driving a big truck transporting sheep to market, he was buying bags and bags of chocolate, so I asked if he was giving them all a baa as a treat. I am wasted on this tough crowd.

@BillMor45163651 Lovely

@hflf I think the butter I ladle on top is what’s expanding me. Delicious though. I’ve just picked up an Aldi version which isn’t as good but is pretty cheap.

@Episkopos2000 Thank you, it’s not until September, but at my age every day is a new blessing.

@LizDocEd I can take or leave the cheesy balls, but that cava was a winner. Shall we do it again soon? Also, I did the bottle recycling wheely bin drag of shame earlier and I’ve been such a bad girl since Christmas!