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US Election 2028. Who’s got your vote?
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At a time like this, Panda, glad you dodged the bullet!
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Guy who made the Philamania logo comments, Phil says he didn’t actually make it… 😂😂😂
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WHICH ONE OF YOU FUCKERS WROTE THIS ON THE AMAZON REVIEWS OF THE FIGHTSTICK? 😂😂😂
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So I watched this video in it’s entirety. Fair enough on the switch to Private to Public Charity part, but the rest? I just don’t buy it. Why would you have contributed $0 to a cause that is supposedly so close to you and then suddenly donate it when a YT shitstorm happens?
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As someone who finds ReviewBrah one of the most wholesome internet users, for Phil to take credit for “inspiring” him makes me feel sick
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THE FUCKING TIMING ON THIS 😂😂😂😂
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Reviewbrah gets the wrong Taco Bell order: looks disappointed and apologises to the audience
DSP gets the wrong DoorDash order: THOSE LAME BRAIN MOUTH DROOLING PIECES OF SHIT GOT MY ORDER WRONG! WOW. I DEMAND A REFUND RIGHT AFTER I EAT THIS ORDER THAT’S WRONG
I’ve been watching The Report of the Week for years at this point. He’s my absolute favourite random rabbit hole to keep up with. He got the wrong order, (it happens), and his lips are pursed like he’s going to lose it. You can’t find this kind of entertainment anywhere else.
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Pandlee’s boyfriend rides a Harley.
DSP rides the shortbus.
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DSP’s Kick Career off to a great start…
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Phil’s gonna tell Craig to go fuck himself and disconnect immediately
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HE IS SO FUCKING PREDICTABLE
Phil’s gonna tell Craig to go fuck himself and disconnect immediately
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Name something that’s forever funny no matter how many times it’s repeated.
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I love whenever Keem does the hard man shtick because all I picture is him doing his little TikTok dances
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The trip to eat delicious dim sum for Derich’s birthday next year may be cancelled 😵😢😭
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I thought you said business was only supposed to be conducted via email and public tweets were unprofessional Phil?
Or was that just when Keem was doing it?
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One of my favourite comments DSP ever made was talking about buying Jasper toys and he said he stopped buying them because Jasper kept losing them under the sofa and he said:
“What am I supposed to do? Move the sofa?”
Yes Phil, you move the sofa.
Peak laziness.
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I actually find this to be one of the worst things Phil has done, harassing a dude with cancer to do an interview “before it’s too late” because Phil wants to cry and moan to Jim to get an apology out of his dying body before he croaks it.
Gwet fucked Phil.
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Oh the cameras on? The cameras been on the whole time huh?
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Boogie: faked cancer, scammed audience - STAYS
Tommy C: didn’t sign an NDA - FIRED
Hmmm
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When Boogie dies I will be taking a pilgrimage to piss on his grave.
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“My Twitter is TheyCallMeDSP, I don’t use that anywhere else”
Instagram:
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DSP is going to tell “the full truth” about WWE Champions but he can’t show evidence.
TELL ME LIES, TELL ME SWEET LITTLE LIES
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The face when your boyfriend’s fake cancer meds hit
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The doc ends.
Joon appears on facecam.
‘Phil, that was your last chip, you are well and truly felted.’
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“9/11 that was September 11th 2011”
DSP, YOU FUCKING IDIOT
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Opening a video with “Hey Retard” is fucking killing me 😂😂😂
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Become a member on DSP Reacts where you can get the opportunity to recommend videos and Phil won’t watch any of them! Such value!
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So some idiot gifted him a 4K capture device?
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A casual reminder for DSP sperging over “SeCrEt DeTrAcToR DiScOrDs”
This was Phil absolutely devastated someone charged back some tips on his Secret DSP Discord 😂😂😂
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Bro the size comparison between Kelly and those two fat fucks really sent me
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BREAKING:
DSP is introducing a “Swag Goal” for tips. When he hits $150 he will pull out toys from his closet and show them on stream.
PULL OUT THE SHOTGUN PHIL!
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“I, Phil Burnell, have never used DMCA to ever strike a video on the internet”
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I would like to make a public apology to
@TheyCallMeDSP
he has sent me CONCRETE proof he is not DownFromTheRafters. I am sorry for ever doubting you Phil, please accept this apology.
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BREAKING NEWS
Former FGC pro DarksydePhil demands $2,000,000 contract to stream over on Kick and bring his 150 viewers over to the platform.
When questioned he claimed “I’m an icon, a pioneer of gaming, 4th place at EVO 2004, Isaac Himmler would thrive on Kick!”
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Remember when Dave threatened to ban anyone talking about Derich… oh how the times have changed 😂😂
The chat is nothing but Derich rn
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A casual reminder: DSP complained after his Aunt died that he would have less money because she wasn’t renting out the kahndo anymore. SHE WAS DEAD! No concern for her life, just the money he lost. He is greed in human form.
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HAHAHA PHIL HAD MAXIMILIAN MUTED WHILE ASKING HIM TO COLAB 😂😂😂
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DSP CRIED BECAUSE HIS PARENTS GAVE HIM COAL AS A JOKE FOR CHRISTMAS 😂😂😂😂
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Hello
@BurgerKing
I am writing on behalf of
@TheyCallMeDSP
who on September 5 2021 received this burger, he has DEMANDED an apology several times and has received nothing but internet mockery, please make this right almost 2 years later, he can’t take much more
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DSP’s new camera has auto white balanced and showed us how truly jaundiced he is
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The 2024 ‘My Name is Earl’ Reboot looks fucking dogshit.
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Bruh Keem without the hat is killing me. He looks like someone’s Greek alcoholic uncle who always causes a fist fight at family gatherings.
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DSP just died and decided to load “last inn-rest” rather than last save, despite never resting at an inn. Now he has to restart the whole intro section because he’s a fucking idiot.
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BREAKING NEWS
LEAKS CONFIRM BOOGIE2988 HAS EATEN HIS EX-GIRLFRIEND AFTER BREAKUP
RIP
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Me knowing SF6 runs like shit on DSP’s mini PC vs Me when some fucking idiot gifts him a Steam Deck
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Hello
@TheyCallMeDSP
could you bring back this vintage t shirt from your Teespring days? Long time fans I’m sure would like that one
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So far Lolcow live has lied about:
- Boogie and daughter splitting up
- Boogie’s daughter being kidnapped
- Boogie dying
- Boogie getting fired
And of course this little gem...
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Imagine being in your 20’s engaged to a 42 year old bald retard 😭😭😭
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Someone announced they were unsubscribing because I was splicing together things that DSP didn’t actually say. It’s like yeah... that’s the whole fucking point of the channel idiot
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I’m sorry to aspiring trolls, but THAT is going to be hard to top. I’m still in disbelief
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Imagine being the dumbass who donated the “Cloud Strife” wig to DSP to wear during Rebirth only for him to never play it again because it didn’t bring in enough tips.
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A ‘donated’ Xbox Elite Controller
Those Amazon payment plans really love donating things to DSP’s streams
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I would like to know why they felt the need to update his original wow dude shirt to make him so much uglier 😂😂😂
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Sir, another Down From The Rafters admission has hit
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Love to see the DSP Kick highlights starting already!
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@JamesCageWhite
James, how many times will you repeat the same challenges before realising it’s a decade later and you’re still doing exactly the same videos, with ever dropping viewers?
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I love the “get well soon” like his got a fucking cold.
IT’S TERMINAL CANCER YOU LAMEBRAIN
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KING STREAK IS OFFICIALLY DEAD AGAIN DESPITE A SHIT LOAD OF STALLING FOR A $99 TIP
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BREAKING NEWS: Derich is hosting the interview! Expect questions about Phil’s favourite DP scene, his favourite gangbang scene, a dumb question about wrestling (which Phil will claim he doesn’t watch) and then a double begment from the pair of them, truly an impartial host!
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WHY ARE YOU NOT SUPPORTING FALLOUT 4?! MY PHILOSOPHY HAS ALWAYS BEEN IF I’M HAVING A GOOD TIME I DESERVE TO BE PAID... WHY IS NO ONE PAYING ME?!
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MY FAVOURITE KIND OF DSP REACTS STREAM
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JOON YOU WERE SUPPOSED TO SAVE THE BUSINESS NOT DESTROY IT
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I’m going to say this for all the people at the back: TIPPING PHIL WITH A SNARKY DETRACTOR COMMENT IS NO BETTER THAN SENDING HIM MONEY AS A DENT. STOP. Honestly, just braindead
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Six months time:
I NEVER SAID I WAS CANCELLING THE DOCUMENTARY!
NEVER.
DETRACTORS TOOK CLIPS OUT OF CONTEXT AND YOU DUMB MOTHER FUCKERS JUST BELIEVE LIES ON THE INTERNET.
MIKE CANCELLED ON ME BECAUSE HE DIDN’T THINK THERE WAS ANYTHING SCANDALOUS TO EXPOSE! JUST CHILL FUN
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“The black man is already molesting the Asian woman” - DSP
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He seems so much more alien the further the camera is, holy shit
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“I’m a firm believer in if you bring people down that you’re not happy yourself”
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Even Marques Brownlee isn’t safe from a finger bite!
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Boogie finally said he has no diagnosis for Polycythemia Vera on his portal, something he vehemently said was there last week. And now he’s claiming he never said that. He’s the fucking most disingenuous cunt alive
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@JamesCageWhite
James, your math is incorrect. In 10 years there is 3652.5 days because of February Leap Years. It is fate your math is incorrect.
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Every community is doing this so time to steal it
Reply/QRT to this post with your favorite DSP Meme
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No way someone got ladyboy porn on DSP Reacts holy shit 😂😂😂😂😂
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The sperg who ‘ExPoSeD’ the secret detractor discord and got doxxed is now crying to Mutahar’s wife about it 😂😂😂
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Ayo
@Eminem
there’s is a YouTuber
@TheyCallMeDSP
falsely claiming videos for copyright, but he’s using your song “My Name Is” as his intro to his “Level 1 podcast” please can you sort this guy out.
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Yes Pandalee, you left too early. I AM NOW THE KING. THE INTERNET LOVES ME AND I COULD HAVE BANKROLLED YOUR SOAP COMPANY, BUT NOOOO!
STUPID MOUTH DROOLER HAD TO HAVE PANIC ATTACKS AND WOULDN’T EAT THE TURKEY SANDWICH.
GET FELTED PANDALEE.
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Dude flexing his percentage like he’s got an OnlyFans. SHUT UP PHIL. NO ONE CARES!
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