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Los dibujos nuevos: en mi web. Aquí, se acabó ya. ✏️💩
¡Detrás de ti, imbésil!
Joined January 2017
¡Y aquí está! MURDER: Volumen 1, el cómic solidario con el que ayudaremos a @Hide_Bjn, guionista de la obra, a recuperarse un poco de los daños materiales causados por la DANA en Valencia. Solo con hacer RT te estaremos eternamente agradecidos.
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@Bernat_Deltell M'acaba de passar el meu oncle un correu electrònic amb tot aquest fil teu en un sol text. He hagut de buscar la font original a Google per saber d'on sortia i felicitar al seu autor. Doncs això. Bravo!.
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And he wore a hat.And he had a job.And he brought home the bacon.So that no one knew
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@luciadreri "I've never seen a girl with armpits hair before". Translation: "I've never seen a girl in real life".
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@CoreyTaylorRock Don't pretend you cared the slightest about him for the last 8 years. You didn't. You and Shawn fired him like he was nobody and pretended he never existed.
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@jamesdleech @And_Sorrentino Oh lol, somehow my tweet has been embedded. Originally I said that I I tried replicating his Catwoman panel and added the same text. You can see the 2 pictures there.
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@extrafabulous @chiosso_george @DeogieComics Ooooh, as in D.O.G.!! Not only it’s the worst name ever, it’s also the best!!.
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@MrLovenstein Translation of “😂”: I pretend I’m laughing at you and how much I don’t care but I’m actually smashing the fucking keyboard against the wall.
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@WikiGamez Para ser "tu experto en videojuegos" y tener "toda la información y rigor", primero podrías aprender a escribir bien el nombre de "Corey Balrog", como tú dices.
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@CherryMouseST Who would you choose for a live action (could be porn or regular) movie to play Chloe, Amber, Fanny…?. (I'd pick Portia Paris as Chloe).
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@pittsbk1 @MetalFanInBlack @Metallica You know you can buy the CDs AND listen to them on streaming, right?.
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@VendyJurikova @mrjakeparker I did. I've been subscribed to AIphonso's YouTube page for years. And every single thing he taught, I already saw at art school. EVER. SINGLE. THING. Why? Because it's the very basics. Because ever teacher ever uses the same examples. He didn't invent ink techniques.
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@ivangorrasno @Topofarmer ¿En la dedicatoria no pone "Para Matilda Pilar, con todo mi cariño", o me lo parece? Este señor no tiene cara de llamarse Matilda Pilar….
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@laviincompae @Topofarmer Que no falte la pulserita que le regaló un niño etíope, hecha de hilos de colores, que llevará siempre puesta porque le recuerda que algunos para ser felices necesitan muy poco (porque no tienen NADA).
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@rariatoo Have you watched What We Do In The Shadows? It's a comedy show about vampires living in Staten Island (New York), it's on HBO Max. Pretty funny.
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@Procreate That's great, guys. Just remember your selection tools are still the worst of any art app, but don't worry, keep adding things like this or more 3D stuff that people use once instead of improving the basics.
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@colorreaper I honestly don't think there's any way to make a half decent live action DBZ movie. Everything in the manga/anime is so over the top and iconic that you can't water it down without losing its identity. Goku with "human hair"? Too normie. Goku with his anime hair? Too silly.
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@jessicakevibes Thanks! This is not the first (nor the second or the third) time I draw you. And, for sure, won’t be the last.
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@mikeljanin @apc_comic La verdad es que leído de nuevo mi comentario suena bastante agresivo e imbécil. Pero vaya, cualquier cosa que ayude al mundo del cómic siempre es bienvenida, por supuesto.
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@Ssnyder1835 @GregCapullo Thanks for bringing back fun to comics again, seriously. Adult and dark themes are cool, but sometimes one just wants to see Batman riding a skeleton bat bike or, indeed, Harley wielding a giant Swamp Thing mace.
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@sacksimusprime @ProManimalUnity I always assumed they had the whole season written and after Bob Einstein died he just took Funk’s role and made minor changes to the script. They couldn’t really add too much.
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Y hasta aquí el que será mi último dibujo de 2024 y muy probablemente el último que comparta en esta mierda de red. Porque total, ¿pa qué?
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@ElGuiBo Espero que inviten a las IAs a las bibliotecas de Barcelona para que firmen sus obras a los seguidores.
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@poch4n I started drawing waaay before I got any kind of computer at home. And I didn’t even need paper, any wall was good enough 😅. And on a serious note, I started using pro materials in my mid-late 20’s. Before that, I inked with any pen available at home and printer paper.
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Como sabréis, @Hide_Bjn y yo tenemos una serie de historietas cortas: 'Murder'. Queríamos editarlas en físico en un futuro, pero la DANA ha pillado de lleno a Hide, dejándolo prácticamente sin nada, con lo que sacaremos una edición para que el 100% de los beneficios vayan a él.
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@ManelFontdevila Si de veritat el moviment independentista fos LA MEITAT del que és al cap d'aquesta gent… Catalunya ara mateix seria un imperi galàctic.
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@HKok74 @thealexrossart Long story short: Shazam's original name back in the 40's was Captain Marvel until the 50's. During the 60's Marvel trademarked that name that was unused. But when DC got the rights for the character Shazam in the 70's, they couldn't use his original name.
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@actionhankbeard Not that easy when nobody pays shit for your art, no matter how unexpensive it is.
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@AlexGarnerArt Don't forget Michael Bay was championing the physical media back in 2006, warning people that Microsoft only supported HD DVD to confuse people in the DVD/BR war just so they could sell them digital games and movies instead. And everybody laughed at him….
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@javierfdezart, @BelenOrtega_, @PepeLarraz y @JorgeJimenezArt Como los 4F del cómic nacional, ¿nos echáis una mano con un RT para ayudar a un amigo guionista que lo ha perdido todo tras la DANA en Valencia?.
¡Y aquí está! MURDER: Volumen 1, el cómic solidario con el que ayudaremos a @Hide_Bjn, guionista de la obra, a recuperarse un poco de los daños materiales causados por la DANA en Valencia. Solo con hacer RT te estaremos eternamente agradecidos.
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Pues ya lo he decidido. Ya que el sorbelefas del MeIoncio se dedica a eliminar contenido cuando le sale del nabo o por X ☞( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)☞ motivos, se acabaron las ilustraciones aquí. Como mucho compartiré algún boceto (que publicaré completo en mi web) y cuando haga cómics.
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@CherryMouseST I think this is what George Lucas planned for the sequels. But, you know, Disney….
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@otagoth I don't remember who I heard this from, but someone said something like "trying to learn how to draw without copying first it's like giving an instrument to someone and telling them to just play something without first learning form the masters".
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@laufman It seems that more people are doing an October art challenge, but not necessarily Inktober. I've seen lots of "whatevertober" this year.
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@Ssnyder1835 @GregCapullo @jonathanglapion @fcoo @mariejavins @amarino2814 @JamesTheFourth @Williamson_Josh Most comics authors: "Yes, with our new graphic novel we're trying to go deep into the human mind, exploring hidden corners of our psyche and ourselves.". Snyder & Capullo: "DEATH MOTHERFU*KING METAAAAAAAL!!!!!!!" 🤘🏻☠️🤘🏻.
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@RazorCandi_ I tried this and works like a charm. If you're using Ublock or Adguard (highly recommended anyway, specially the latest), check it. Click on the "install" button, copy all the code and paste it on My Filters. Done. No more blur or warnings.
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@miguepureza @Topofarmer Madrid es una de esas ciudades que hacen en sitios decadentes tipo Las Vegas, parques de atracciones temáticos o la Villa Española aquella de Japón. Parece real, pero es una parodia de las ciudades reales, es todo postín para turistas que buscan la foto.
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@kylieluvsyouuu Glad you like it! I’m planning on doing more renders based on your Poison pics, if you don’t mind.
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@Procreate I know what the orb is saying: work harder on selection tools and add layer effects so users can finally uninstall Ph*****op for real and be free. And since demanding things is also free: iCloud support. And yet, it's the best drawing app I've ever used.
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@momiji_manchega @MashHarder El otro día INTENTÉ leer un puto hilo de estos, no recuerdo ni de qué hablaba, era algo sobre ciencia que me interesaba, pero con tanto puto gif y chorradita acabé cerrándolo y bloqueando al usuario.
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@VendyJurikova I said "ever" instead of "every" a couple of times, but still, you get what I mean.
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@EthanVanSciver Hey Ethan! Do you think it's possible to achieve something in the comic world today if you're not on social media? I'm considering leaving this shit-hole that is Twitter and I'm kinda afraid my comics and drawings will go unnoticed if I only post them on my site.
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@MarcHempel @neilhimself Every single one of your panels on The Kindly Ones was a masterpiece, I tried blatantly copying them since I was a teenager. Three years ago I tried again (was still getting used to Procreate and looked a bit wonky though).
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@evelmiina I found out that recently, by pure coincidence. It's basically how they should fucking show the posts, ordered chronologically and with no recommendations.
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@matiasbergara Pero en aquella época había mecenas. Hoy día… está complicado. Ya no existe arte, ahora casi todo es "contenido", el público mayoritario quiere cosas de usar y tirar, son pocos los que pueden permitirse tener una base de seguidores de la que pueda sacar beneficio (económico).
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@gariebo Hostias, ¿has mirado las respuestas y retweets? El presunto artista ha ganado trillones de concursos de carteles de fiestas. Muchas veces presentando casi el mismo a varios sitios. Es sospechoso de cojones todo….
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@ZakugaMignon @Red_kd87 Fucking with Urbanowicz makes me specially mad, since he seems like a super nice guy. These MFs have no respect for anybody or anything.
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@colorreaper And that's one interesting thing about AI prompters. They have no style, they just mash things together but can't give it the human touch, what makes an artist be an artist. With people like this, there will never be a Jack Kirby, a Genndy Tartakovsky or a Moebius in their world.
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@edit3man @CherryMouseST Do you? That's why you always delete the original artists' signature and never even mention them?.
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@rawdawgcomics At this point in history, furries are only like the fourth or fifth worst thing in the world. So don't even worry, we're living in such dark times that those aren't real problems anymore.
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Puede que antes de lo esperado (y casi que de lo deseado, ya lo entenderéis) haya una tirada en formato físico de un proyecto de @Hide_Bjn y mío. En breve os contaremos el motivo y el proyecto en cuestión.
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@wanteddeadgame Used to save it, until I got the upgrade and then used it a lot on large enemy groups, like this.
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@laufman @Pinterest Pinterest, Google Images, DeviantArt, Instagram, Facebook, Twitter… and it doesn't seem it's gonna slow down anytime soon.
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@MrLovenstein @YouTube I've been thinking about this recently. Sooner than later, face tracking on phones will lead to this.
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@Mirkand F*CKING SAME!!! There are so many people that are so hot and so talented. Like… you should only be able to either be hot OR be talented. But both??? That's not fair. Leave something for the rest of us….
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@zemotion I sent two emails confirming my identity and made a thread on Discord. Can the fake account itself be reported?.
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@WH_Woolhat @GregCapullo The best BY FAR, since this issue I never drew any other batsuit. I fucking hate how DC got a new one so quickly, the purple cape and the golden outline gave the suit such a unique and recognizable look. And maybe that's what DC hated, it didn't look *just like the others*.
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@sekaithereturn First thing I saw, actually. Well, maybe the second. Or… the third one. But I saw it, that's for sure.
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@Jersio - Las locas locas aventuras temporales de un chiflado con ocarina. - Máximo Pino, Máximo Pepino 2: Ahora es personal. - SPOILER TOTK: uo̗ɓɐɹp lǝ sǝ ɐsǝɔuıɹd ɐ˥.
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@colorreaper I took a pretty nice picture of a nearby forest the other day, with my phone. I guess you could say I'm the new Bob Ross. And wait until I add cool filters, I'll be the next Monet.
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@Jersio Prefiero un final de mierda para una buena serie que una serie de mierda con inicio, desarrollo y final de mierda como Friends, eh. Ni Seinfeld tuvo un final a la altura (aunque a mí me encanta, sinceramente), así que imagina el resto.
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@RonDangerSolo The Netflix show is a prequel, it’s so damn good and respectful with the source material. It’s a shame nobody watched it, because Netflix cancelled the second and final season.
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@Jersio ¿¿No dejaban poner el Animal Crossing hasta las 10 de la mañana y encima te daban de baja de las Schutzstaffel?? Hijos de puta….
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@sekaithereturn Arkham Knight looked way better than any game from the same generation (and still looks incredible compared to most current ones). I expected the right results on Gotham Knights, but not from Rocksteady. Maybe it's just bad lightning?.
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@GregCapullo "It takes a writer 12 seconds to type "A thousand soldiers come rushing over the hill" and it takes an artist 12 hours—likely more!—to draw it.". Man, that's a pretty good quote. Interesting read.
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@extrafabulous The ONLY thing in the world funnier than that is the strip of the artist wanting to draw a lot of things, but ends up… DRAWING NOTHING!!! HAHAHAHAHAHAHAAAAAAA!!.
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