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i’m a beyoncé fan first and a pisces immediately after!!! she/her/princess.
pisces ☉, sag ☽, leo ↑.
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The way this world works is beyond me.
Married couple in China discover they appeared in same photograph as teenagers: Report
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PLEASE. If you’re evacuating from
#HurricaneFlorence
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TAKE YOUR FUCKING PETS WITH YOU
TAKE YOUR FUCKING PETS WITH YOU
TAKE YOUR FUCKING PETS WITH YOU
TAKE YOUR FUCKING PETS WITH YOU
TAKE YOUR FUCKING PETS WITH YOU
TAKE YOUR FUCKING PETS WITH YOU
TAKE YOUR FUCKING PETS WITH YOU
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the way we won’t understand a single lyric 😩 need that tho
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The single life is not fun nor is it full of hoe activities. I be home all the time, bored as hell, begging my friends to give me some attention.
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Me, reading all my classmates responses in this discussion thread so I can reword their entries as my own.
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they run tf out of a student government association
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I know a City Girls fan when I see one.
The Jaguars are playing the Patriots this Sunday.
Jalen Ramsey isn't worried.
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a shapely lightskin body with a flat stomach oh no the opposite of beauty standards
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@tuesday_moon
"I like your hair! My mom's hair is like this but it's not hers. She takes it off at night."
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1. Hawthorne. U St NW. Get an entree and unlimited drinks (mimosas, orange crush, bloody marys, bud light) for $36.99. Perfect place to bring the guys along. Food is AMAZE and they finish off your meal with a free shot of fireball for everyone.
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2. Ambar. Capitol Hill. Unlimited mimosas (SO MANY FLAVORS) and unlimited plates for $39. Can’t decide what you wanna eat? You can literally taste everything on the menu here. The steak and eggs and prosciutto Benedict are my favs. Nice rooftop seating.
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Planned parenthood, affordable healthcare, low income scholarships. All that. Gone.
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So it's not Jumanji.
The "Jumanji" reboot will not include a magical board game
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3. Shaw’s Tavern. Shaw/Howard. Unlimited mimosas for $14. They WILL. NOT. let your glass get empty, service is so quick and fast. I absolutely loved the Shrimp & Grits and enjoyed my side of truffle fries. Nice for smaller groups.
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I did laundry on NY in 2013 and my grandfather passed that year so YEAH NEVER AGAIN
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5. Sequoia. Georgetown. Expensive but worth every dollar. $64.99 for unlimited drinks and open buffet. I didn’t know I could eat that much at brunch. Full seafood bar, full dessert bar, full omelette and eggs benedict bar, full waffle bar. Absolutely incredible.
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The resume covered in flowers has gotten me three jobs offers and has been highly praised. Just because your boring career field doesn’t encourage creativity and unique content doesn’t mean others don’t. So thanks for your unsolicited input, but I know what I’m doing, chief.
If you turn in a resume covered in flowers it’s going straight to the recycle bin. This ain’t it Chief
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4. Madhatter. DuPont Circle. Unlimited mimosas for $14. Some of the best classic mimosas I’ve had out here. Servings are BIG for the affordable price you’re paying. The DJ during brunch is also amazing. Had the meat lovers skillet and absolutely loved it.
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@JameelHassan_
Inside lighting vs. outside lighting
Light has an effect on how skin tone looks. Wild how light works, right? Dumbass.
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6. BusBoys & Poets. Multiple locations. Incredible spot for your vegetarian/vegan friends. My fav drink is the DC tap water, nonalcoholic is lem-pom. Neptune Benedict is my jam. Great place for big groups. Bring your artsy date here.
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She’s giving you what you asked for while also making sure your brain gets the stimulation it requires. A queen.
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I’m poor, but I make bomb creative format resumes for $10, so holler at me if you tryna get a job and your resume is holding you back (I’ll apply to three jobs for you for $10 more). My resumes ALWAYS get me interviews.
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7. Medium Rare. Capitol Hill. A steakhouse, but brunch. For only $23, you get unlimited drinks AND a steak entree. Not good for your vegetarian friends obvi. If you love steak and fries, this is the spot for you.
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Someone said MJ didn’t need all the theatrics and drama like Beyoncé. Y’all. My man would stand in silence for a whole two minutes, hee hee into the mic once, then bend over and start crying. King of being dramatic.
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Someone at work stole my ginger ale out the fridge so I left them a note.
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10. Cuba Libre. Chinatown. Especial de Brunch is $24.95 for three brunch plates! Only $16 extra to add on bottomless drinks. You’ll come for the food, but stay for the atmosphere.
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He didn’t like people like you.
Today we honor Dr. Martin Luther King, Jr. on the 50th anniversary of his assassination. Earlier this year I spoke about Dr. King’s legacy of justice and peace, and his impact on uniting Americans.
#MLK50
Proclamation:
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My man Dwayne Wayne went to Whitley's wedding as her guest and left as her husband. That is forever going to be iconic.
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🗣PEEPS ARE QUALITY CANDY.
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@TheBaddestMitch
like baby this MY phone, you don’t get to exist on here if i don’t want you to!!!
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aw there’s no lights on upstairs
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8. Masa 14. U St corridor. $39 gets you unlimited drinks and unlimited plates. Great if you enjoy a Latin flare in your food. Chorizo and potato hash is to die for.
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“peOplE wErE sAyiNG pErIoD bEfoRe tHe cITy gIRlS” I know that. Laugh or shut up. Period.
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11. Ping Pong. Chinatown. $39 brunch, includes one signature dish, bottomless mimosas, and unlimited dim sum. Literally who doesn’t love dim sum? Large menu with lots of variety that can please vegetarians, vegans, and picky eaters.
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crain siblings in order from best to worst:
theo
nell
luke
shirley
bent neck lady
theo’s gloves
nigga with the top hat
steve
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@_InMayapinion
whatever my heart pulls me towards 😂 but usually always salt pepper garlic powder onion powder a cajun blend
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12. Penn Commons. Chinatown. $17 for two course brunch. Add bottomless mimosas or bloody Marys to make it $31. Good classic American brunch dishes.
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9. Tupelo Honey. Arlington. Yummy drinks and yummy food. Prix fixe option is $23 for an appetizer and an entree. Strongly recommend the shrimp and grits! ❤️
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and you let him walk away untouched so what that say about you
Chris Rock to Dave Chappelle: 'I got smacked by the softest N-word that ever rapped'
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14. Catch 15. Downtown. Prix fixe brunch for $28. Includes one drink, soup or salad, main entree, and a dessert. Make the drinks bottomless for $15 more. Amazing Italian brunch options. Good for seafood lovers.
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how are y’all just gon steal Bowie chant like that????? ghetto.
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No, I’m not Armenian. I’m a black girl from Atlanta. Ashley Katchadourian is a character from a YouTube series about Barbie dolls in high school. Please stop asking. Thank you.
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Absolutely. I value the emotional intimacy and commitment that comes with a long-term partner. I want to have someone I trust physically, mentally and emotionally to grow old and raise my family with.
I’m in love with the idea of loving my best friend for the rest of my life.
do you want to get married?
why is that important to you?
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Neither is cookie dough, but people eat the fuck out of that.
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I deleted this because I was insecure about my body, but I’m putting it back up because I’m beautiful and y’all deserve to look at me.
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my nana learned how to use an iphone camera and tbh she snapped
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Who gave you permission to post my nudes?
When you’re so tired that you’re on the verge of tears.
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13. Ardeo Bardeo. Cleveland Park. $29 for bottomless mimosas, an appetizer, and a main plate (upgrade to a grand plate for an extra $8). Classic brunch options with a unique appetizer menu.
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I grew up in a predominantly white area and I definitely feel this thread. Now, I go to a black university and live in a black community and it’s a whole world of difference. I feel accepted here. I don’t feel like an outlier. I love my blackness so much more now.
Q: How old were you when you started loving being black? How many years ago was that? I think I was 13/14, I’m 16 now.
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It’s 12:40am and my momma sleeping, so I decided to vacuum the house.
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I will sit here for hours.
I’ve watched this loop no less than 27 times and I am not ashamed
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@SarahsJustHere
this exact same scenario happened to me. he kicked in my security door and the police had to come out.
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“Stupidity has been the downfall for many of you and will continue to be so.”
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not sure where i learned this but if you’re using seasoning blends (most have salt in them), you’re not supposed to double up on salt. use salt free blends if you doing all that.
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LMAOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOTHISSHITHURTEDOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
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