Deuceposter
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Gacha Enthusiast. Deep Lore Speculator©. Occasional Smut Peddler. Mostly Wholesome... Mostly. This is my Horny on Main account 🔞
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yeah I know I said I was gonna work on Bagpipe's Polyamorous Adventure™, but I feel like following my heart today.
and my heart is screaming,
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Thanks to everyone who held me accountable for actually doing some writing work today. Tomorrow will be longer for sure. The art that drove me to down-atrociousness is : as well
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I got a 12k word New Years gift for yhall hope you accept it-
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This waistline-and-thigh combo got me acting' real unwise right now.
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I wake up and everyone is going downbad for coatl mommy-
Ah,
oh okay,
Allow me to line up as well
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A fic just in time for Horn's "wedding" skin announcement, "Always by my side" is up!
Read it here: [NSFW]
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BRAIN:
God I love Bagpipe's design; the blouse, the thigh-highs that expose the perfect part, the coat's contrast...
Also brain:
WAIT WHO'S THAT CUTE FORTE IN THE BACKGROUND? IS SHE WEARING A BODYSUIT? GOD HER EARS LOOK CUTE I WANT HER MILK
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Rice wife acquired.
Must write her and Bagpipe arguing who is a better farmer
That devolves to who is more fertile
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The first half of my Mumu brainrot, "Never let go..." is up! My love for her is immeasurable at this point Expect the second "half" soon(ish)*
Read it here: [NSFW]
Art from her OST- Morning Dew:
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Penance chapter 2 at some point; adorable fluffy winter date night leading to some true lovey-dovey drunk alleyway seggs.
tho i want to put in her drunkedly beating someone upside the head with her purse for accosting her and the Doctor on their date night-
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5k word s into a nasty femdom with landwalker slurs, extremely dubious consent, nun-fucking, some bondage, and absolutely pelvis shattering sex with an Aegerian supersoldier
And i aint done yet, still cooking
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Fuck everything else I was going to work on, amirite?
wholesome soon-to-be-wife lovemaking brainrot taking up my every waking moment driving me into the depths of the abyss
AND DONT GET ME STARTED ON PENANCE COS I SWEAR TO THE DARK GODS THAT AN UNGODLY CATALYST FOR HER BANNER-
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Absolute shit of a week. Beers 'n tears time.
Beers n' tears, then maybe I'll be able to get something written tomorrow.
My love for this elf is immeasurable, my day restored.
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DARK GODS TAKE ME, FOR I AM YOUR WILLING VESSEL.
IT. BEGINS.
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Oh look, I actually managed to finish something, and just in time to serve as a catalyst before she leaves Global.
The first chapter of "Candlelit Radiance" is up, starring Viviana Droste herself!
Read it here:
[NSFW]
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Okay... so hear me out-
I didn't finish the Chen x Bagpipe x Doc fic today, but uh... I'm 4.3k words in, and like, half of that is the two of them "sharing a cream popsicle"-
also i wasted a bunch of time trying to mspaint a thumbnail for the tweet-
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"Plappy da Lappy"- I mean... "A Momentary Madness", featuring Lappland is up! What happens when two tops battle for top? Lots of biting, scratching, choking, and fugging-
Read it here:
[NSFW]
Art by itonatsu_Pino:
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I actually managed to finished the Ch'en x Bagpipe x Doctor fic before the end of the week, freeing me up to do... I dunno, something else?
Anyways, "Between Vouivres and Dragons" is up!
Read it here:
[NSFW]
I also spent way too long on this shit mspaint-
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In a feverish haze, a single fanart graced my timeline and the dark gods cackled. Cooked (hah) in 24 hours, here is 2,579 words of Shu 'baking'.
"Here You Sow" featuring Shu is up!
Read it here:
[NSFW]
Inspired by mikuの宁:
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Beep bep boop.
I am working on Vivi and completely missed that it's Dorothy's birthday. FFFFFFFfffffffuuuuuuubdsigdibg
here's exerpts, it's the best I can do to prove I'm not dead-
(lets see if the morality bots slap me for a screenshot of written lewdness)
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SOON.
SOON.
SOON.
"The fertility of everything here increase exponentially!"
#アークナイツ
#明日方舟
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Holy shit I fell for Dorothy harder than I thought I would.
Looks like someone is skipping ahead in the lood line, but for now (while my internet is out) have but a taste:
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🎉Happy New Year!🎉
Though the green lynx lady could probably wait another lifetime for her fic to come out, I guess everyone else can't wait as long, huh?
So here, Kal'tsit's "If Only for Memories" is up.
Read it here:
[NSFW]
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Holy shit holy shit intrusive thoughts intrusive thoughts intrusive-
camping picnic with Proviso that involves getting little tipsy and flirty then daringoutdoorfuckingwiththedoctorsaying"here'samorecomfortableseatyouvebeenaskibgfor"andthenploughyownKazimierzstyle
Horse. Pussy.
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Just in before bedtime; "Sentenced" featuring Penance is up! Those who have not managed to pull her: gorge yourselves on this gift from the Smut Gods, then pull.
Faith be rewarded
Read it here:
[NSFW]
arte perfetta by akehiyuki:
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Hey, I finally got off my ass and wrote a horni thing.
"The Other Me" featuring Specter and Specter is up!
Read it here:
[NSFW]
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I...
I'm still working on Mumu, I'm like 10k words into Mumu and still fluffing it up, but...
Lavinia... is kind of on my mind. It's just a simple 2-scene affair guys, really, promise! One of her getting the sort of desperate, nasty fuck over a bar's counter and then cannoli'd-
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I am going to make the most caring, loving, wholesome smut for MuMu, and the nastiest, chokingest, filthiest smut for Ho'ol.
They are the yin and yang of my horny right now.
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I wanted to write some AaA or Fangs today, but I am on some serious Enty brainrot
gottdam
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Ever been so exhausted you want to scream, but are too tired to even breathe? Thats been this whole rn fam.
Havent been on the writing grind cos of it, sorry yall. Next week there'll be something smutty.
Maybe.
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i want to open a bakery with Ho'olheyak
a family run business
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Hey, HEY YOU!
Yeah, You!
The one's who don't read my non-horny work. New chapter of Fangs is up! It's got violence, anger, self-loathing, and tragedy!
Honestly my non-smut works are some of my best! Give it a try why dontcha?
Read it here:
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So, why Ratatos? I'm glad you didn't ask. here is my master class:
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Oh look, Deuce managed to finish a fic! And what a surprise, it's a Kurantan! The Smut Gods demanded hussy, and I deliver unto their loyal followers an underrepresented gem of a woman. Now to commission some more art of her...
Read it here:
[NSFW]
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Time for Enterprise brainrot! Short, sweet, and to the point of banging the Grey Ghost in her banquet dress while in a hallway during said banquet.
God I love Enty.
Read it here:
[NSFW]
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Here's payment for the double-bird I flipped everyone earlier.
"Fanning Flaming Frustrations" starring a sexually frustrated Fiammetta, the Doctor, and a particularly mischeivious Mostima is up.
Read it here:
Art by kagura_Wsk
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Quick update: Penance fic fluff done at 2k words.
Goal: Penance then Mumu Chapter 2 too (heh) this week.
anyways, here I go-
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Okay i know i was jus on Dorothy but then the brain rot setbin so it starts with Vivi and Doc book club with Margaret but then Margret cant make it one night and then the smex happen plus the plot allows for a Margaret threesome in chapter 2 and now
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Sooooo... wrote something for Nikke...
Given my impulse control, we all knew this was an inevitability, right?
"I'll be by you side." Featuring Nikke bestgirl Rapi.
Read it here:
[NSFW]
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tried to finish pozy for valiumtimes but failed. post tommorow. guys its like at 8k words and still not done help m
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The Pozy fic, "Snowdrift, whither do you return?" is up. Happy belated Valumtimes Day to the lovely pink Lupo that stole my damn heart in the last event.
Read it here:
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Okay so like im 7k words into the mumu fic but the dark gods planted this image of a drunk Penance getting ploughed over the bar by Doc, face pressed against it, panting and grunting, getting fucked so hard that shes on the tiptoes, her heels coming down like little gavel strikes
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Happy Birthday to Mumu, the one knife-ear that I can both tolerate and, dare I say, love?
I didn't write anything new for her, nor can I really draw, but here's my brainrot of her.
Consume it, love her, hold the catalyst for the Lone Trail close to your heart.
The first half of my Mumu brainrot, "Never let go..." is up! My love for her is immeasurable at this point Expect the second "half" soon(ish)*
Read it here: [NSFW]
Art from her OST- Morning Dew:
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Horni chaos gremlin of a brain wanted more Yelena smut so I made more Yelena smut here's so more Yelena smut.
"A Sensual Lullaby" is up, a chapter with no story, devoted simply to hot MILF sex with Yelena.
Read it here:
[NSFW]
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I did a thing. It's Star Rail. It's Firefly.
I give to thee a catalyst. May all your pulls be blessed by the Smut Gods.
Read it here:
[NSFW]
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hey. hey you!
Kal'tsit. Morning hag segg.
read here:
[nsfw]
art that inspired the madness:
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wao, I managed to write a smut in under 1k words? Unfathomable. This is what happens when the intrusive thoughts win.
"A Birthday Gift" for Mudrock is up.
Read it here:
[NSFW]
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i know i was writing some fang penance things but the brainrot hit and it hit harder than my own existential crisises right now so here comes a hard deuce pivot because I love this fucking jerboa so much and frankly (heh) I'm gonna follow my passions down into this hellish pit of
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My brothers, sisters, and every in between and above in horniness.
I'm 5.5k words into writing Muelsyse getting Doc's D with no fluff in sight yet.
this is going to be a fucking beast again. I NEED to stop it at just three sex scenes or else it's going to get out of control.
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Deadlines deadlines,
tired tired
just haven't been down-atrocious enough to really open up any of the side projects.
I guess maybe Queen's Tithe? They're supposed to be quick chapters, but my brain be like:
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I love Arknights for the characters and how HG develops them through both story, modules, and even character OST's.
So here's a thread about "Misty Memory" and how it just fucks me up with the context of its lyrics:
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Happy million-word-milestone to me, with 678,379 of it being smut!
To push myself over that million, here is a tooth-rotting, baby-making, bed-breaking, Senomy-pressing chapter
Read it here:
[NSFW]
The inspiration by
@odossan
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My rookie all growed up! Give her the hug, she deserves it!
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When i hit "Post" I'll hit my million fan-fiction words.
how appropriate that it'll be for the one who got me writing smut-
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She speaks German. She speaks German. SHE SPEAKS GERMAN. SHE SPEAKA GMEBBAVRNSHESPEAKSGERMANBJK
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Hey Azur Lane, been a while, but goddamn, did you do my wife good.
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Not dead despite work trying to kill me. Cookin' a little somethin' somethin'. You can speed the process along by posting some spicy or sweet Fang or Penance though...
(be sure to credit the artist with the sauce too, please)
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where all da Mumu art go? She's coming soon, where'd all the Mumu art go? Summon best wife summon the best wife summon elfy-welfy-wifey
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Yes, stay as long as you want Vivi... and while your here...
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MuMu slipping and falling.
Doc catches her but both fall over.
MuMu laying atop Doc, sharing a moment.
MuMu kissing Doc before trying to run away, flustered.
Doc pulling her in for a hug.
More smooching.
Lap sex.
Boom, plotted.
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I'll be honest yhall- no fan work got done this break, sorry.
My real work, though? Banging on all two of my shitty little 50cc engine for once!
The November-December stretch is always rough mentally for me. Expecto some depresso or some violence more than the horni.
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slowly losing to the gremlin inside.
the dark ones whisper to mind mind, flash images of what could be, if I only put it to pen
a pegasus rider conceiving a second child
a loving prairie dog, newlywed
a horse and a wolf coming together on a winter's night to feast on man
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I'm trying to spend this month getting as much non-fanwork work done as possible, but damn am I wanting to find a way to get this lady in "The Queen's Tithe" and have it make sense-
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@odossan
Thanks for the gacha luck! I got her in the first 7 single pulls. Now I only need 5 Gravels to complete the banner!
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phhhtttmbbtttt no one would expect this operator to get a 6k+ fic but here i am, chugging away at a textbook doose fluff/smut for her anyways.
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Kal won the poll.
Monkey's paw activated.
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Intrusive thoughts intrusive thoughts intrusive thought get them out of my head gettheirvoicesoutofmyhead
God, accents are fucking hot and i swear to the dark gods that empower my madness if Fiona doesn't get a Scottish accent i will literally march down to hypergryph and
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i must not overextend
i must not overextend
i must not overextend
i must not overextend
i must write Vanguard riding her doting husband's lap while her loving wife spanks those cheeks every time she bounces up, whispering how she's a dirty girl in German but I'm running out of ti
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It's been a while since I've posted anything, but here's a shoutout to my favorite hater comment.
"I dumb fucker" indeed.
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Enterprise wedding night fic in the works. Features include:
*Lore accurate wedding dress (thong included!)
*Over 1k words of sweet, sweet cunnilingus!
*Blowjob with veil still on, even grabbing her by it while she sucks!
*Bending her over a balcony railing and fucking the absol
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Okay, so the plan today was to at least finish the smutty bits so that next week I could focus on hammering out the fluff.
And then I wrote/plotted another damn sex scene.
y my brain do dis?
anyways, maybe I work on it later tonight in the grips of a midnight madness.
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8 hours of working on that damn tank and we finished bags 1 and 2 (of 5). Only dropped 2 pieces and rebuilt twice!
Thanks to those who came by to chat and watch me lose my mind near the end.
Figurine "review" added bonus.
maybe I'll do another tommorow or friday, lol.
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Everyone waiting for a Jessica fic, wouldn't it just burn your biscuits if I wrote a Bismarck x Vanguard x SKK fic instead?
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Happy Birthday to Lavinia! While I didn't get to finishing a particular 3-way for her birthday I did write her before, and am quite proud of how it turned out.
Maybe I'll finish it this winter, when it'd make more seasonal sense...
Just in before bedtime; "Sentenced" featuring Penance is up! Those who have not managed to pull her: gorge yourselves on this gift from the Smut Gods, then pull.
Faith be rewarded
Read it here:
[NSFW]
arte perfetta by akehiyuki:
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Work schedule says "Fang" but brain says:
SenomySenomySenomySenomySenomySenomySenomySenomySenomySenomySenomySenomySenomySenomySenomySenomySenomySenomySenomySenomySenomySenomySenomySenomySenomySenomySenomySenomySenomySenomySenomySenomySenomySenomySenomySenomySenomySenomySenomySeno
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???
TOD WHO THE FUCK DID YOU PETITION AT GOOGLE TO GET "ARGONIAN" IN THE GOOGLEDOCS LEXICON?
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I did the thing, I am still doing another thing. The horni spiral is tapering off though.
A La Pluma fic for all you Liberi lovers, "One Tequila Sunset, please."
Read it here:
[NSFW]
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My glorious return to Azur Lane comes with a curveball. After putting far too many references into the final draft, "Puddin~" starring San Francisco is up!
And ain't no one from San Francisco would ever call The City "San Fran", okay?
Read it here:
[NSFW]
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Fuck me was my last posted fic really the easter one? Halp, post hot Viviana arts (with sauce pleez) that I can froth over after work. Maybe I can finish it by friday.
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