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@JasperJamesM how do you even tell someone this story without proof 😭.
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@allswifted betty .
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& then he turned them off.zzzz
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2 years
clock the tea @KolbyJackDTX
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TAYLOR SWIFT TICKETS HAVE BEEN SECURED!!!
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2 years
my ass just joined a book club
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2 years
ethel cain:.
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thinking about this tornado fancam
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2 years
@hourlyXCX OFFICIAL!
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i didn’t even wanna go to the All Things Go festival anyways .
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2 years
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me the 5’6 teddy bear
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2 years
interviewing for a bartender position this week! wish me luck .
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2 years
#seated for @stachepapi new album
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1 year
oomf called me to give me a heads up he’s talking and potentially going to date an ex of mine.
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1 year
need a man to spit in my mouth
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2 years
man offered to pick me up for our date?! like hello?! not once has this happened to me
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2 years
I wonder if oomf knows his man is on grindr lol
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2 years
tom nook cosplay 🥸
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1 year
apparently he has a bf and wants to introduce me to him bc we would be good friends?!!???? . omg….
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1 year
accidentally hooked up w him.
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2 years
i can appreciate my straight male friends trying to use gay lingo but divaaaa
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2 years
live laugh love as they say
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Me vs my #1 on repeat
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@RenBot_
R£N | COMMISSIONS OPEN!
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Me vs my #1 on repeat
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2 years
@barrelstreep @stachepapi ‘i know it’s hell, i’m sorry’ has me in shambles
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2 years
hot man from internship is no longer here
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1 year
picking up pan dulce and heading to cute oomf house to work on our 2024 vision boards :3
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2 years
going to trader joe’s w my oversized tan button up shirt. does anyone want anything?
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1 year
accidentally hooked up w him.
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1 year
new oomf is a musical gay & it’s so cute seeing him light up talking about plays :3
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2 years
hanging out w the bestie 🫶🏽 @taylorswift13
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1 year
thinking how i joined a book club a few months ago and never went to a single meeting lol
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2 years
HAVING TENNIS CONCERT WITHDRAWSSSSSS
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2 years
i danced w a man who a ghosted a while ago and he asked “ do you remember who i am”
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2 years
man from event is buying me shoots like i’ll go home w him. girl, i’m about to bust into a country accent
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2 years
@IndependentBoii @/ 911 @/fbi @/potus @/rowlettPD.
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2 years
every time they say @carlyraejepsen name at Gay Trivia we cheer bc she’s a queeeennnn!!!! 🏳️‍🌈
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2 years
#seated for evil dead rise .in a empty movie theater
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1 year
kinda wanna get blacked out tonight .idk lol .
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2 years
attended my first meeting w the dallas queer social club! i made new besties!!
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2 years
wine + chocolate covered pretzels have been secured
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2 years
oomf unfollowed me bc i told him i don’t wanna fuck
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2 years
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1 year
accidentally made out w oomfie
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2 years
here’s me enjoying my free cup of coffee
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2 years
yassss bombbb! the person in front of me paid for my drink at Starbucks drink
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2 years
that was fight for gay rights & people were killed.- Derrick
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2 years
random hookup came up to say hi to me and my oomfies but he’s actually mixing well in the friend group. may have to friendzone this diva to add her to the friend group
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2 years
having a full mental breakdown rn
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1 year
i hate when friends refer to me by my name. like hello?! are we strangers?!
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1 year
“Perhaps because she could no longer fall back on her staple phrase. Because here they were, the tears l'd been saving."
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1 year
halfway done w Crying At H-Mart
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2 years
okay ohio!! where can one get a slay cunty espresso martini?! ✌🏽😗.
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2 years
i signed an NDA so i can’t say who but i’m hanging out w a well know twitch streamer
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1 year
seeing the new hunger game movie toniteee :]
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2 years
wine walk + beyoncé night for first day of pride 🏳️‍🌈
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going to be late to work bc my fuck ass starbucks is the slowest place ever
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2 years
deleted all dating apps. yawppp
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1 year
im so down bad for this man this is not ok
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meeting oomfs parents tonight. ohhhhh i’m nervous .
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& irdgaf imma drain my man’s balls everyday.
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Oral sex is worse than smoking for throat cancer, doctor claims
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1 year
bought books to finally start this reading journey (:
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making so many gay friends from these LGBT organizations 🫶🏽🫶🏽
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1 year
downloaded apple music just to make this man a playlist….
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2 years
now who choose to hack my spotify out of all things?!
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thinking about how [REDACTED] slapped me across the face in front of my friends & i had to play it off.
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i’m anti-ti-ti-ti-fragile.
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will be buying several charlie songs when i show up at bear bar
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@kimpetras can i take poppers to the show tonight or no???.
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@IndependentBoii @TsMadisonatl1 I love her so muchhh.
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1 year
only made out w one oomf last night. the goal was zero but atlas im a whore
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white friends have invited me to their cinco de mayo party ✌🏽
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2 years
this weekend was perfect :]
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thinking about whataburger
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2 years
dragrace spain + bowl of cereal
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man referred to me as “bud”. imma beat his ass later today when i see him 😭😭
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1 year
i've had a lot of bad days. i've had bad days with you too. but i've had more good days with you than with anyone else. just give me one more good day. 🍓.
@mummummummah
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1 year
The couple that you liked the most from these 2023 projects tells what type of gay you are ✨
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what if i dodged a bullet or just lost the love of my life?
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freddy ( a jock) teaching me how to dance to attract bottoms
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can one of you gays please translate this for me
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1 year
guilty lol
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if u got a 4 letter name ur gay and evil.
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houston trip this weekend! .
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me on my finsta.
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Willow Smith shares new photo crying.
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Secured coffee date with @citytwinks! My slayyyyyyyyy.
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@IndependentBoii i post my bi cock on my alt btw.
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found my wedding ring…. i thought i lost it
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okay divas where can i get a fierce espresso martini in downtown san diego.
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heading to speakeasy
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EddieTheKidd has parted ways with his former manager Scooter Braun. In fact, he hasn't been managed by Scooter since 2016!
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happy sunday! 🙏🏽
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is he cute or he just a 5’7 latino man with curly hair who works in the tech industry?.
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@carimen75 🔥.
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flying to houston tomorrow to see tennis . #pollentour 🌼
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not h word but bored out of my mindddddd
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