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@desmiff
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#Bearcats are 22-2 last two seasons with only losses to Georgia and Alabama by a total of 24 points. If their name was Notre Dame or Ohio State no one would be questioning their stature. So yes, if you think they don’t belong on the top shelf you’re either dumb or disengenuous.
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@desmiff
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4 years
Thought the #Reds would be good in 2020.
@CincyProblems
Cincinnati 💔
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What is the most Cincinnati thing you've ever done?
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Ellys National League rankings: Runs - 3rd HR - 2nd RBI - 11th TB - 5th SB - 1st SLG - 4th OPS - 8th WAR - 4th
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Scott Satterfield has now lost SEVEN games at Nippert Stadium. He is 2-10 vs FBS opponents as the #Bearcats coach. From 2016-2022 UC lost at home 9 times. He has lost to Pitt, WVU, Miami and UCF - our biggest rivals. This can’t continue.
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4 years
@MeidasTouch Our mail-in ballots were confirmed counted this morning. Two Biden/Harris votes in Fort Myers! #FloridaForBiden
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6 years
Days since, as a Cincinnati sports fan: - #Reds won a postseason series: 8,246 - #Bengals won a playoff game: 9,982 - #Bearcats won a game in 2nd weekend: 8,078 26,306 total days...a collective 72 years. @CincyProblems @MoEgger1530
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Bob Huggins at the Shoe when #Bearcats host WVU this year
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5 years
@matttomic @JerryAnytime I think Colonel Sanders once shot a guy.
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Schools that have made the Final Four in both football and basketball: #Bearcats   Oklahoma Michigan Georgia Ohio State Florida State Michigan State Notre Dame LSU Oregon Washington
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4 years
Being a Cincinnati sports fan @CincyProblems
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2 years
@RiseUp4L @SportsCenter 65 yard net not good enough for this guy lol
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2 years
#Bearcats football last seven losses: @ #11 UCF 2018 @ #5 Ohio State 2019 @ #18 Memphis 2019 @ #17 Memphis AAC Champ 2019 #9 Georgia Peach Bowl 2020 #1 Alabama CFP/Cotton Bowl 2021 @ #19 Arkansas 2022
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@desmiff
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8 years
So just had a buddy that played football for #Bearcats text this to me. Said it's the 1st time he's ever gotten a letter like that. #family
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I’ll never forgive Fickell for being given the keys to the #Bearcats kingdom and sleepwalking through his last season while interviewing for jobs. This program deserved better. We made him as much as he made us and he set the place on fire and locked the door on his way out.
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3 years
I don’t know what happens in the Cotton Bowl tomorrow. But what I do know is I’m going to miss this #Bearcats team. Every player. Every coach. They’ve given us one hell of a ride and we may never see anything like it again.
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1 year
I wish the guy who invented the pitch clock to speed up baseball games would take up the NFL Draft as his next project.
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2 years
Kerry Coombs and Walt Stewart held the fort down and we didn’t see the mass exodus of #Bearcats players everyone predicted. They may still leave, but those two men kept it together until the new coach was hired.
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1 year
You try to bunt on Karcher, that’s what you get. Everyone knows that.
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3 years
My fall plans: The Delta variant:
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5 years
I’m just kind of tired of our QB needing it to be 78 degrees, party cloudy, no wind, 14 seconds to throw, 5 hall of game receivers, perfectly cooked eggs over medium, 8 hours and 6 minutes of sleep, $2.40 a gallon for gas in order to be successful. #Bengals
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2 years
#Bearcats have five legit all-rookie team players in the NFL - including DROY. They have the best TE, center and possibly CB in the league. UC football is a special brand and I’m glad the rest of the world is getting to see it.
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2 years
#Bearcats PFF grades Travis Kelce #1 TE Sauce Gardner #3 CB Darrick Forrest #3 Safety Jason Kelce #3 Center
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2 years
What if told you… (All positions starting) New QB New RB New WR1 New C (injury) New LG (injury) New RT New DE New DE (injury) New DT New LB New CB1 New CB2 New S New K And the team doing that was 7-2, with 2 losses on the road by a combined 11 points. #Bearcats
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3 years
@ObscureExReds @michaelkboston @Buster_ESPN For people saying the Reds don’t deserve an MVP candidate because of their record…
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“Hear me out: let’s rush 3 the entire game and watch our secondary get picked apart and give up 6 yards a rush!” “What if we take Corey Kiner off the field on short-yardage plays and criminally underuse Joe Royer!?”
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3 years
Hey @Reds , remember this BS you put out? 🖕
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7 years
@nytimes I can't stand the sight of all this blood! Horrific!
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6 years
@darrenrovell You know damn well all the dudes saying they’ve bought their last pair of Nikes only wear these anyway
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2 years
The most relieving part of this entire #Bearcats coaching change is I can stop pretending putting T.E.A.M. on the back of a vest isn’t the dorkiest shit ever.
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20 #Bearcats on 53s AZ M Sanders ATL D Ridder CHI T Scott GB J Deguara GB E Wilson MIN I Pace PHI J Kelce SEA C Bryant WAS D Forrest CLE J Hudson CLE J Ford HOU M Boone IND A Pierce KC B Cook KC T Kelce LV T Tucker NYJ S Gardner TEN C Moore TEN J Murray TEN J Whyle
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@TheRickWilson Silli Vanilli
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Stealing the W&S from Cincinnati because a billionaire that has a daughter who plays tennis wants it near his home. Ben Navarro couldn’t land a major sports team so he’s trying to uproot the nations longest running tennis tournament in its original city.
@FOS
Front Office Sports
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Charlotte City Council has approved $65M in funding for a massive $400 million tennis complex. ▪️ 14,000-seat stadium ▪️ $130M from taxpayers ▪️ $200M from Beemok Capital The campus could begin hosting the Western & Southern Open by 2026 »
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2 years
Highest rated offensive lineman in the history of the program signed in week one by the new staff. I don’t hate it. #Bearcats
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#Bearcats 1st and 2nd year players for 2024 Jizzle James 4 ⭐️ Rayvon Griffith 4 ⭐️ Tyler Betsey 4 ⭐️ Tyler McKinley 4 ⭐️ Arrintin Page 4 ⭐️ #TheMovement
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I honestly think it would be pretty cool if UC & XU fans got together and created a home court for each other in Nashville. Also think it’d be cool if we got in one of those Roadhouse brawls.
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5 years
Fun Fact: no Xavier player, alive or dead, has ever played in the Final Four. Or won a National Championship. Or been a #1 NBA Draft pick.
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5 years
@TheRickWilson “I’ve been on social media a LOT” Someones angling for a high cabinet position dangling those credentials.
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2 years
16 #Bearcats have made NFL rosters. This doesn’t include injuries or practice squad.
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3 years
My coach coming out in ankle socks for award season #Bearcats
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3 years
Goodness, QBs vs this #Bearcats defense so far this season: Miami 9/28 0 0 Murray St 17/29 0 3 Indiana 17/40 2 3 Notre Dame 22/46 1 2 Temple 10/19 0 0 75 for 162 3TDs 8INTs
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7 years
Here is Xavier, being all classy last night. Micks mom died of bone cancer in 2005. @BarstoolXU deleted it, but not before they tagged @UCBarstool in it and about 100 X fans liked it. Let’s go #Bearcats
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Scott Satterfield is now 28-33 at the P5 level with one bowl victory, one season with a conference record over .500 and zero conference or division championships. Gonna be a long few years #Bearcats fans.
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2 years
More losers @‘ing #Bearcats QB saying horrible things to him. If you find yourself on this screen doing that, re-evaluate your life.
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3 years
When will @Williams_Justin do the 10-part series on Wes Millers gum assortment?
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Ben Bryant has led Northwestern to their 4th Big Ten win and bowl eligibility. They won one game last year and have been dealing with the ousting of their coach and controversy all year. #Bearcats chose to move on. Good for Ben.
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2 years
After cutting Mr. Doaks, should’ve made them practice on Short Vine.
@MiamiDolphins
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📍Cincinnati, Ohio Thank you to the @uofcincy and @GoBearcatsFB for your hospitality and allowing us to practice at your facilities this afternoon.
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Had Jarrett Hensley signed with UC out of high school, he would’ve been the 15th highest rated #Bearcats recruit in 247s history. Tari Eason is currently 15th on that list.
@_jarretthensley
Jarrett Hensley
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Thank you UNCG🙏🏼 #Gobearcats
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Guys. The Steelers and their fans had to stand inside their stadium rooting for the Browns and they lost. I’d rather go 0-16 every year than ever stand in PBS and root for Pittsburgh. @CincyProblems
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Xavier loses 4 straight, 2 by 18+ points and Lance carries Sean Millers water. #Bearcats lose on the road to the #1 team in the country by 8 and he lays some snark on Wes.
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Baseball fights: “part of the game” Football fights: “part of the game” Hockey fights: “part of the game” Basketball fights: “a part of society has been marred irreparably. Should we ban the sport?”
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@JayMorrisonATH @pauldehnerjr Ja’Marr fined almost $24k in week 1.
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Luke Fickell is the head coach and he says Ben Bryant is the QB. I learned my lesson with Des…I’ll shut up and let the man decide what’s best for the #Bearcats football team.
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November 11. Northwestern at Wisconsin. I know who I’ll be rooting for. 🟣⚫️
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3 years
Nine members of the ‘92 #Bearcats team were transfers from juco’s or lesser D1 programs and were coached by a 39-year old coach that came from Akron. I was there. We took you guys in, loved and supported you from day 1. There is absolutely no basis for this criticism.
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@AeroApe51 We have become that unfortunately. It’s sad to love something so much and watch people destroy it who haven’t put in any work in building it....
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If Notre Dame had beaten the #Bearcats , were undefeated and currently ranked #2 in both polls, not a soul in the media would be poking holes in their resume. In fact, a win over UC would be considered a feather in their cap.
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Fickell left UC to lose to a QB he coached while bringing a QB who shit his pants every time he played the #Bearcats .
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A player that transferred to Kentucky because they didn’t start as a freshman at UC isn’t starting at UK either and just got torched for a 40 yard pass against an FCS team. EKU 7 UK 0
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Asking for anything more than this seems greedy. #Bearcats
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You want to see coaching? Wes calls timeout down 14. His team absolutely gassed. Asks them to give him and eachother everything they have and they go on a 10-0 run. Wes Miller. #Bearcats
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The #Bearcats flag has been planted in Southwest Florida. 👏👏👏👏 U! C!
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So the University of Cincinnati signed a kid that was 1st team all-state and put him in a position to declare a year early for the NFL draft. Nearly unthinkable for this #Bearcats program not long ago.
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Hey dad, you wanna have a catch?
@EvilJoeyVotto
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Really hard to put in to words how clearly depressed and devastated this team is after their eighth win of the season and 32nd straight victory at home. Dark days, indeed.
@GoBearcatsFB
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No rafters? No problem. Had to get @CoachFick to hit that ECU victory celebration one last time. #Bearcats
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Let me get this straight: Kyle Guy grew up a #Bearcats fan. His dad played football at UC. He grew up an hour and a half away from Cincinnati. Was not offered by the University of Cincinnati.
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I’d rather continue to be the program where coaches get plucked than a program that fires a guy every 4 years. Juncta Juvant #Bearcats
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Mike McCarthy: 1 Super Bowl win 4 NFC title games 10 playoff wins FIRED Marvin Lewis:
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My two biggest observations from sitting behind the #Bearcats bench: •Wes and staff NEVER stop coaching •The guys on the bench NEVER stop cheering for the guys on the court Really enjoyed that.
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EXPLAIN TO ME HOW THIS STAFF DIDNT REALIZE HAWKS WAS THE BEST KICKER ON THE ROSTER UNTIL TODAY?
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Wes Miller has now gotten commits from three of the top eight recruits in #Bearcats 247 history (since 2003).
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4 years
You’re going to have teams in the conversation for the CFP that have played like 6 games but sure, make #Bearcats and BYU play a 12th game to validate themselves.
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@TheRickWilson ⁩ put into words exactly what I’ve been feeling since the passing of #Bush41 ...recalling the grace and normalcy of GHWB only sheds more light on the absurdity and cruelty of the sitting President.
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Look, the #Bengals aren’t a model franchise. But they have 1 player in the HoF. One. The guys listed below are GREATS & deserving. Ken Anderson MVP 3x all-pro 4x PB Ken Riley 4x all-pro Isaac Curtis 3x all-pro 4x PB Willie Anderson 3x all-pro 4x PB Lemar Parrish 3x all-pro 8x PB
@ProFootballHOF
Pro Football Hall of Fame
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JUST ANNOUNCED: The Class of 2020 Centennial Slate Finalists. #PFHOF20 More on the Centennial Slate Finalist:
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Yes I will celebrate the former #Bearcats coaches struggling at their “greener pastures” after they left a place that fully embraced them and gave them a blank check. And, oh yeah, you can win big at UC.
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@TheRickWilson Best part is @SteveGuest has probably been holding this in his back pocket, waiting for just the right time to show the American people what an actual caring father looks like. Well done, Steve. Good to have a Biden supporter in the @GOP . 🤡
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Ben Bryant doing the lords work
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5 years
Steve Kerr should probably win coach of the year for that game alone.
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6 years
The difference between FCC and the Reds/Bengals: FCC talks to us as if we are one of them. Reds and Bengals talk to us like customers.
@fccincinnati
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My roots grow by the river…
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6 years
If the #Bearcats reach the second weekend, I’m getting a UC tattoo.
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This is an easy one #Bearcats
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@UnnecRoughness
Unnecessary Roughness
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Who has that one college football moment?
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You better start seriously worrying about the Big 12 slate if Xavier and Dayton are too much to handle.
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Fick running the Air Raid at Wisconsin while we’ve been watching him demand rock fights at UC for the last 6 years is hilarious.
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3 years
If Georgia played Notre Dame in the Peach Bowl last year, every member of the national media would be singing the “these teams appear to be on collision course/unfinished business” song 24/7. But since one of those teams was #Bearcats , it’s been largely a disinformation campaign.
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The Peach Bowl was arguably the best matchup of last year’s bowl lineup. It also featured two of the top contenders for 2021. @SethWEmerson & I on how that game helped set the stage for Georgia and Cincinnati this season. Via @TheAthleticCFB .
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Big 12 KenPom rankings 12/3: 1 Houston 6 Baylor 8 BYU 10 Kansas 24 Iowa St 25 Oklahoma 29 #Bearcats 30 Texas 32 TCU 52 Texas Tech 53 Kansas St 79 UCF 98 Oklahoma St 111 West Virginia 3 Arizona 31 Utah 34 Colorado 88 Arizona St
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@jockowillink Could you retweet for my great-uncle who just passed? Ira C. Perry, 95, Cincinnati, OH. WWII Marine at Iwo Jima. Purple Heart. Came home to be a great husband, father, uncle and member of his community. Don’t want him to be forgotten. Thank you.
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3 years
Herb Jones forever. #Bearcats
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#Bearcats and Red Raiders fans when it comes to Tommy Tuberville.
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If Texas Tech loses to Cincinnati this weekend, I will serve the prison sentence Tommy Tubervilles' wife should have gotten.
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#Bearcats currently on NFL 53-man rosters:
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4 years
Our son Gary Clark started yesterday for the Magic. Nice line of 35 minutes, 14 & 4 (4-7 on 3’s) #Bearcats
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Jones 4 ⭐️ Kiner 4 ⭐️ Henderson 4 ⭐️ Briggs 4 ⭐️ Kandra 4 ⭐️ Prater 4 ⭐️ (position change) Anderson 4 ⭐️ (injured) Carter 4 ⭐️ (frosh) Essentially every other starter was a 3 ⭐️ recruit. If you can’t win more than 3 games with that 🤷🏻‍♂️
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Current KenPom Big 12 rankings: 2 Houston 7 Kansas 12 Baylor 13 Iowa State 15 BYU 24 TCU 28 Oklahoma 30 Texas 36 #Bearcats 39 Kansas State 56 Texas Tech 66 UCF 90 Oklahoma State 98 West Virginia 4 Arizona 32 Colorado 46 Utah 94 Arizona State
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Billy is a prince. Working in the Cincy bars while he was with the Reds - he always bought drinks for others, never over indulged, always tipped well and more importantly ALWAYS took time to learn the names of the staff and treated them like friends. He’s the absolute best.
@RedlegsRadioRep
Redlegs Report- Jason
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@cammillerfilms Billy Hamilton (as an MiLB player at the time) once stayed behind and cleaned up all the fast food wrappers & drink cups left by the Reds panel on our Bowling Green Reds Caravan.
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2 years
#Bearcats with their fifth strait season of at least seven wins. The second time that’s happened in UC history. With a win next week, they will have five straight seasons of 8+ wins for the first time in school history. And no one’s happy.
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5 years
Sure is beginning to look like a certain former Bearcats men’s basketball coach created a narrative that the University of Cincinnati could not attract top recruits for various reasons and certain media-types took that BS and ran with it.
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