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Bass 4 @divinesweater , co-host 4 @CelticsLab pod, Simp 4 Bel, incoherent left pol, #blacklivesmatter . tweets liked by Mike Vrabel and Jaylen Brown.

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Ty @smart_MS3 for taking the time to grab a pic with ya boi. Your versace robe is incredibly sick, keep clamping those guards and hitting threes.
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the "you should call a timeout" taunt is low key one of the most disrespectful player taunts in years
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Al Horford cold for this  😂
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Derrick White continuing block absolutely everything
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EXCLUSIVE: Biden’s inaugural committee will mark the first anniversary in office by blanketing airwaves with a Tom Hanks-narrated video promoting a recovering, resilient America.
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Sonya kicking Dell to the curb for the ghost of Aaron Hernandez was not on my 2021 bingo card
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Dell Curry says his estranged wife, Sonya, cheated on him with a former New England Patriots tight end.
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Jaylen's message has literally been the same the whole time: "Pay me what i'm worth, please stop putting me in trades, and get these Boston radio weirdos to take my name out of their mouths, and I am happy to be a key figure for a title team playing elite ball"
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@FCHWPO Thank you JB. Coming from a Jewish Celtics fan, it truly does mean a lot.
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Wait this picture on ⁦ @rob_williamsIII ⁩ IG goes stuuuuupid hard lmao
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@smart_MS3 John Adams reading this like
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2 years
This is the game where the crowd can truly make an impact. The Warriors are tough as hell, all hands on deck. They need y'all. Get LOUD! LET'S FUCKING GO!
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Some of y’all gotta submit this to my desk tomorrow
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The haters are absolutely fuming
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@Demarco0055 Dont let these clowns get you down man use this new meme i made just for you
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This next film session is gonna be the stuff of legend. Nobody will be spared.
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@ConorHaloReach Throwing myself off the nearest castle tower as the court jester and bards do a note perfect rendition of “reelin in the years”
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@smart_MS3 Thomas Jefferson loves this post
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Jobs not done. Don’t get cocky, play the right way in game six and finish it
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Jaylen is right about the TD crowd btw. Too many hedge fund guys who don't actually care about the result of the game. Vibes were kinda whack
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@TrillBroDude Brother, I had to watch my team voluntarily give Enes Kanter paychecks two separate times and there is nothing more infuriating than that
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3 years
Larry David and Richard Lewis have the platonic ideal of male friendship. Just insulting each other for 99% of their interactions
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He is next
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If you like: 1. The Celts 2. BernieSanders 3. Thicc Bass grooves and you hate: 1. Imperialism like this tweet and i will give you an automatic follow. U have my word.
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This Knicks team could really use a PG with positive energy who can be a primary shot creator...even better if he was a local hero from the Bronx..............................................................................
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@jbouie the white savior vibes were all over that movie to begin with. Crazy that it won all those awards, its not good!
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@NekiasNBA Its ok my brother, everyone has wandering thoughts that lead us astray. In these times we must turn to the lord to bring us back to the path of righteousness. I forgive you Nekias
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We gotta stop with the "which fanbase is more racist" shit literally every city in the United States practices deep rooted, institutional, violent Racism every day and every single fanbase of any American sport has numerous racist fans. It's a profoundly useless conversation.
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3 years
Im kinda hoping that the C's just keep Al for the rest of his career and he can become Professor defense for any young guys that come into the fold
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For those who are mad about bringing Joe Mazzulla and Jaylen Brown back next year, I promise you, with every fiber of my being, that Brad Stevens is better at this than you are (or I am). It will be fine.
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Marcus beating the technical foul allegations
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@yahdley @justsext p sure the winner gets sacrificed as an honor so imagine getting 360 windmilled by a guy who flexes on you because he knows HE is gonna die after the game and you will have to keep living with your shame
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99.9 percent of the Celtics title run is the best thing ive ever experienced and the other .1% is dave portnoy. alas, we move
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i’ve seen enough, Joe was born to be the Celtics coach
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@smart_MS3 Bringing the DPOY energy to the classroom, it’s not versace but it’ll have to do
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2 years
Also i never wanna hear anyone talk about trading Jaylen again that dude is a stone cold killer
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4 years
This is Boston Bruins owner Jeremy Jacobs. He is worth about 4 Billion dollars and totally fine with leaving his employees out to dry during a national emergency so he can keep hoarding his wealth. Any time he goes out in public he should be actively harassed
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2 years
Celtics by 1999
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2 years
IMPORTANT UPDATE: Derrick White wore a Purple Rain shirt into the arena tonight
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POV: you are guarding the Celtics& a suffocating sense of dread is overcoming you
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Im sorry Atlanta, you fought valiantly. I tried to warn you, i tried to warn everyone….
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@nscorp @RedCross Your company should be liquidated and all of its value should be invested in rebuilding the town
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Joebiden give me my 2k u old weird bitch
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Dusting this bad boy off for tn
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Immaculate vibes
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You all know im right
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Jayson Tatum was the 2nd best player on team USA. He was better than Booker, Lillard, Jrue, Bam, Middleton, etc. He is much closer to the Durant, Lebron, Giannis tier than the Luka, Lillard, Davis tier
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Jaylen is one of the cases where a dude gets paid and uses it as validation to get even better instead of chilling on it. He’s been outstanding all year
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@Handsome_Jake_ Jrue came in and said bro just use those big ass shoulders
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Game 4 tonight must post Wide Kemba
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Brad Stevens is going to do something much smarter and better than all of our dumb fake trades and signings
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The biggest positive change from Brad to Ime is that where Brad would try to come up with a really complex scheme to give KD a bunch of looks and throw him off his rhythm with weird coverages instead of that Ime is just like “you guys should hit him”
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If i trust one thing in this world, its that Al Horford isnt gonna go out like a punk
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@2DSubi Fryin Tannehill
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"A huge portion of Celtics fans suffer from the delusion that Tatum is gonna bolt for LA because of lingering trauma from Kyrie's free agency, but nearly every public statement he's made suggests that he wants to win with a core of Brown, Smart, and Rob Williams in Boston"
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Terry Rozier would unironically be the perfect player to add to the celtics as currently constructed
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dawg there has never been a crazier guy to coach an nba team
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Jayson Tatum says Joe Mazzulla shows the team videos of UFC fighters getting choked out to show how they stay calm in those moments and fight back.
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Breaking my twitter hiatus to say that as a Jewish Celtics fan, seeing @FCHWPO 's tepid response when pressed about Kanye's flagrant anti-semitism is quite heartbreaking and upsetting (1/3)
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crazy that I thought best case scenario for the jays is paul george x kawhi lite and they are literally better than them lmao
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Synced up
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Jackson Frank is a great hoops analyst and was a committed voice for justice on a platform that is increasingly hostile to that. What a shame.
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@Handsome_Jake_ @CousinTurn It was pretty depressing to be sitting behind a row of very clearly hedge fund guys who had not watched a single game all year
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hang it in the lourve
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Sheesh
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Jaylen, Jayson, and Smart all having the best years of their careers at the same time surrounded by a full squad of high end role players...he won
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The OKC blowout was the best possible thing that could happen to the C's in hindsight because it forced them to realize they actually need to play defense to win games against anyone and now they are back to being the best defense in the league
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im loving delusional celtics twitter rn, this is what this fanbase is and should be all about
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The last time Ime Udoka lost the finals his team added a few key pieces in the offseason and then stormed out to a 62-20 record, the #1 seed, and 16-7 playoff run culminating in a dominant 4-1 beatdown of the team that won the year before in the finals. Just sayin ¯\_(ツ)_/¯
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@CJC9BOSS Bro after the buyout clears come to Boston and get your ring we got u
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I took pictures of Derrick White at the Northshore mall in march and i saw in his eyes the heart of a truly good man
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"It’s pretty crazy having my own jersey and that people have it, too." I chatted with Derrick White and Sam Hauser at a meet and greet event at the Northshore Mall about the mutual love between the Celtics and their fans. Via @TheCelticswire :
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Frightened: The Celtics need to trade Jaylen Brown Heightened: The Celtics should keep Jaylen Brown and build around him Enlightened: Jaylen Brown should be Biden's nominee to the supreme court
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Supreme Court Justice Stephen Breyer plans to retire, giving President Joe Biden a chance to nominate to the bench, a well-placed source familiar with the matter told CNN
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He's the most important FA signing in franchise history and a stamped Boston legend for life. You built something here @Al_Horford
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Al Horford said Danny Ainge told him in his FA meeting in 2016 that “you can win a championship anywhere, but nothing is like winning in Boston.” Said it hasn’t even sunk in yet for him that he’s finally won a title in his 17th NBA season.
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The Celtics just needed more fuccbois on the bench. Fournier, Romeo, Kornet, FastPP is a bench unit that will cook your ass and then rack up a $300 tab at TITS after the game
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You: nervously scrolling for updates on porzingis’ injury Me: concerned about how we will pay xavier tillman after he goes on a 10 game run averaging 12 and 10 with elite defense we are not the same
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The most important development of the post KD trade landscape is that Boston should present Jaylen Brown with a full max extension 30 seconds into free agency this offseason. They didn't move him for Davis/Kawhi/Durant. He's a Celtic for life.
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@socialaskan samwise gamgee belting moonshots over the left field wall and slowly jogging back to dugout with a comically large burlap sack of sunflower seeds waiting for him
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On sundays we support ⁦ @FCHWPO
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Really only two takeaways that matter from Boston’s finals run: 1. Breaking up the Jays conversation is over, their ceiling is what we thought it was. Keep Jaylen and Jayson in Green forever. 2. Wyc…time to open up the checkbook brother
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Getting shot in the head by a dude named Jamie Mac at the dominos in Saugus for implying that Jonathan Papelbon wasn’t the best relief pitcher ever
@Q_Review
Quinton Reviews - #1 GARFIELD FAN 🎬
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Restaurant chains with the most on-site murders by state
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I respect Himmy Butler, I believe Spo is the best coach in the world by a large margin. That being said, Fuck the Heat, forever and always. Pat Riley is stealing Italian valor, Scam Fraudebayo has never deserved to win DPOY, Strus' foot was over the line, let's go C's
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wearing a shirt with your own face on it rocks. i would do that all the time
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@bobclendenin they are actually having sex
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@TA1297 @Handsome_Jake_ people dont remember the dark times, we are blessed and should be thankful every day
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You people have 2 understand that given his age, contract, and development curve, there are like 12 active players that you can trade Jaylen for and have it not be a franchise killing failure and none of those 12 are going to be traded any time soon
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@NekiasNBA One of the rare times when I need Kendrick Perkins' take
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I cannot stand the Miami Heat, Pat Riley cosplaying as a mob boss is weird and dumb, Tyler Herro infuriates me simply by being who he is. But Jimmy Butler is fucking stamped, that dude is a true killer and Tatum should be very happy to be a part of that class of player.
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Taylor Snow
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Jimmy Butler on Jayson Tatum: "He's a superstar, and he deserved that. They deserve the win. I wish them the best moving forward. He's one hell of a player, that's for damn sure."
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among the worst crimes BillSimmons ever committed was normalizing haralabob
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Haralabos Voulgaris
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Elizabeth Warren champion of the people causing the greatest bank run in the history of the US since the Great Depression. What a legend.
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All NBA forward Jaylen Brown
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A standing ovation for Jaylen Brown here . @TDGarden . Brown will check out with 41 points and 13 rebounds. Celtics leading the Spurs 116-85
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@CousinTurn talking myself into Jordan Mickey we were in the trenches
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@nkulw "WELCOME TO....the lowe post podcast where today i'm joined by special guest....Benjamin Netanyahu??"
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Mazzulla slowly driving the rest of the team into a deeply insane place he might be a supervillain
@CelticsCLNS
Celtics on CLNS
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Grant Williams reacts to Joel Embiid stomping on him ⚡️ @FDSportsbook @AthleticGreens @betterhelp
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truly inspiring to see someone who is actually the best in the world at their job and still hates going to work
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Nikola Jokic on if this was the most fun he’s ever had in a summer: “Nah, I think it’s actually opposite… We played 2 and 1/2 extra months." 😂 (via @9NEWSSports )
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Every time I see the name “Crowder” trending on Twitter I naively click thinking I will be rewarded with a cool Jae Crowder highlight rather than disappointed with another miserable self loathing performance by Steven Crowder
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Thinking about the super athletic 20 year old with a 7 foot wingspan that the Celtics have just hanging out ready to snatch that 13th roster spot
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Celtics fans and Sixers fans gearing up for an exciting game 7!
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Jordan’sfurniturejordan is definitely a swinger theres no way hes not getting after it with that ponytail goatee combo
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2 years
CELTICS IN FUCKING 7
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Tatum is giving this man an efficient 35 and holding Melo to 21 on under .400
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Tatum vs Prime Melo 🔥 Who wins this matchup?
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