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@desanmi_
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@Austeen___ Laporta boys, we up
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@desanmi_
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The content is not even my business. But the fact that people saw that use and dumb in quotes and are still correcting him thinking they are smart is killing me.
@Ol0ye
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6 months
This girl meets Hollywood men, engages them and then "use and dumb" them few months after. She has done it to more than 4 men in Hollywood and you all continue to allow her to get away with it because she's a spec. Call her name: Lori Harvey the romance scam.
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@desanmi_
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@logicfgs Bro, the best part of this app fr. The emotional breakdown will start soon, can't wait
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@desanmi_
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@logicfgs Bro, I no get agenda push se
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@desanmi_
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@vj_sato 100k to see ticket wey go cut 5mins before public go see am, una no go wound person
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@desanmi_
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@the_akinyele Guy, na mess right now
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@desanmi_
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@logicfgs Omo, Arsenal hear am that December
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@desanmi_
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University of Ibadan
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@desanmi_
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2 years
Done with platonic friendships with the opposite sex. I have ulterior motives now
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@desanmi_
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Something something about partial fulfillment
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@desanmi_
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Bro fuck, Burna dey sing.
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@desanmi_
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@dndourdreams E dey always turn my belle no jokes
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@desanmi_
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Both years of comparison, Messi was the better player 😂
@j7zaza
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2 years
11-12 Cristiano OR 14-15 Lionel Messi
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@desanmi_
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April, you won, just let me go
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@desanmi_
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@EAFCMobileForum I guess 🤷🏾
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@desanmi_
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Bro, it's 2024, nobody is bothered about a bitch with attitude
@idkShalewa
omoshalewa
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no baddie for poor man
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@desanmi_
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@flygodT @centregoals He keeps pulling us back, doesn't contribute anything significant to the team. Wish he retires.
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@desanmi_
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Height is the only difference between him and Pedri
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@desanmi_
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Buju, damn
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@desanmi_
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@flawl3ssNBr0wn2 I want to be in-between the feet
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@desanmi_
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@chydyndu Chai, see neck
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@desanmi_
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I must not fail as a man
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@desanmi_
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"he introduced me to sporty" 😂😂😂😂
@footitalia1
Italian Football News 🇮🇹
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🚨‼️ Fagioli: ‘The betting app was given to me by Tonali.’ [Il Mattino]
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@desanmi_
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@logicfgs Dembele that year 💔 Pogba too
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Genuinely one of the best goals I have ever seen.
@FIFAWorldCup
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Special teams. Special plays. Special players. ☝️🇦🇷 #FIFAWorldCup
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God forbid I defend a player a coach gave 3 months off to get himself and still came back poor.
@MagicalXavi
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Jadon Sancho vs Darmstadt. First game back.
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Xabi Alonso and Marcelo should dedicate a chapter to this man if they will ever publish a book.
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Lionel Messi was a nightmare for Real Madrid in 2010/11
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@desanmi_
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MacAllister had a better performance. Let's not even mention that god.
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If he built the camp nou with his own money, Messi has outdone everything he did. Messi is number one in the club's history, he is number one in the sport's history.
@GilHatesBarca
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I love messi and gamper and all but there is not "top 3". He's number 1 and the rest can fight about the 2nd place
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Pedri props from a united fan, the gospel has been spread to the ends of the earth man
@Alayonimiii
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2 years
show me a video of bellingham creating chances. the question is easy, what sort of midfielder is he ?
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@desanmi_
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@Boboye_Ak She's definitely not bad at yoruba
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@desanmi_
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This thing ladies that start attending church do piss me off. Suddenly, you are better than everyone cause you are in a building on Sunday
@kusssman
𝕂𝕦𝕤𝕤𝕞𝕒𝕟
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Religion of peace 👏👏👏👏
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@desanmi_
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Looool, who are the rappers from Pac's era that Eminem cannot battle?
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@Ollican_ Eminem can't rap battle with rappers in Pac era, not these mediocre rappers around, Pac will end Eminem career
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@desanmi_
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@flygodT Guy, she's a sad soul. She made up a scenario in her head and went with it.
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@desanmi_
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This line of thought is the main reason I didn't want them to win. How are you shitting on a league triumph when you are simultaneously failing
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You think say na that your useless league wei una use 1-0 cover countless stinkers win league last season. What is the competition there 😂😂😂
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@desanmi_
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Italian CBs, Spanish midfielders, and Argentine strikers
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@desanmi_
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Person need money sha. All these too much talks with these girls no dey needed.
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@legallyigbara 😂😂 alright, have a nice day
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@desanmi_
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Ramos of all people? 😂😂😂 Messi's bitch?
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“Messi would have destroyed Van Dijk” You lot think it’s easy to beat a master at shadow marking
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@desanmi_
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Finally, someone is speaking on this cogent topic. It's affecting me badly bro and I'm losing
@Blackshadie
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Pastor Bolaji Idowu and Dunsin Oyekan are trying to get all the bad bitches to Christ, which kind thing be this
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@desanmi_
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Quick one, how was his club season?
@Cerebrone
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Back when winning Copa America & Tournament MVP didn’t even get you a Ballon d’Or nomination, not to talk of a podium finish. Interesting times.
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Lethal footballer, just unlucky he went head to head with Messi.
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@desanmi_
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@sxdiqcarter_ Loool "make I no dribble this guy twice"
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@desanmi_
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@legallyigbara @man_likecisco @opexvi This is such a dishonest take. We don't need to start mentioning countries here. All the fans wanted to do was watch football but you started stretching this topic.
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@desanmi_
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32 departments 64 matches 4 weeks of football Man, everything ends today. God, please... These boys have put in blood and sweat.
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@desanmi_
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Why women like crying whenever it is about cooking is beyond me. You guys do it, why then do you cry about it?
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trash boat⛵️😋🇵🇹
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Lowkey I can’t marry a girl that can’t cook💀
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@desanmi_
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@legallyigbara @man_likecisco @opexvi Exactly. I'm just a fan of Messi also.
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@desanmi_
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Instagram, Facebook and Tiktok next year. My story must change.
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@abdu1kabir My papa don retire
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@fab__david It's funny. Even after the tournament had ended, we were still getting "racism shouts"
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@sodiqcarter_ Seeing Nigerians doing it makes it funny and more annoying.
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I don't think there's any player that played for Pep that did better outside of his system after they parted ways in one way or another. Including Messi.
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Pep buying world class players is a myth in football. Gundogan, Akanji, Alvarez, Ake, Mahrez etc were literally on show glass for like 2 years and nobody bought them. The second he buys them and turn them to the best versions of themselves you’d start hearing “City’s BENCH😾!”.
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Please, learn how to read the room. Very essential.
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@logicfgs One of the best games of that tournament
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If my guys don't make it, I might starve. They have to.
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@desanmi_
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Dias or Stones over Militao Rodri for Tchouameni KDB for Camavinga Haaland for Mbappe or Vinicius Bernardo for Rodrygo
@cafills
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idc who you support, no player from your squad walks into this team
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@Kingollie14 Man, need this track back on streaming platforms
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Having a good woman beside you during the process >>>
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I no fit de find money de find love..
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@logicfgs Nope, na Pep be this. The possession retention brazy. He dey take hin time gan dey build. Overloading her heart and head over time. That KDB through ball in the form of "date" go crazy.
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Applies to women alone
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Once a cheater always a cheater . Idc what nobody say
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Wait till you see his reaction when his daughter brought home a black boy
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Italians are racist af😂😂
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@desanmi_
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Women just bounce with their emotions, zero deep thinking 😂😂😂
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shaka ⚡️
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this a very inadvisable and silly thing to do. there are many ways this could go wrong. 1. when you pull up on someone and then the same woman is in his house few days later massaging him, she will reveal your identity. you’re a goner
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@desusislord The Rock slander, I'm awake. Jason Statham next
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@77_Hzk I promise you it's an agenda against Barca
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@desanmi_
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You guys had a bank explain its message. Leave here with this talk
@Feyisparkles
FEYISAYO❤️🫶🏿
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There is no world that “Happy Father's Day to responsible fathers” should trigger you. Are you people possessed??
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@sxdiqcarter_ He go don read that message like 5 times do ah
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Pep is really a victim of his own success 😂😂 ... he's getting the Messi treatment now
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It’s Mikel Arteta for me still. What he has done this season in terms of performance levels is exceptional. Barely anyone saw it coming, let’s be real now. Eddie Howe is a close second though, what he’s done for Newcastle has been almost as impressive but Mikel takes it. #ad
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@desanmi_
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I am in search of "kul nd u?" babes
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Una. I'm showing off my woman anywhere and anytime.
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I don’t like PDA at all lmao
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@desanmi_
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I gave my life to christ
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what happened in 2019
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@desanmi_
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Need $2k urgently
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@chydyndu My sugar daddy cashapp metamask was hacked
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@desanmi_
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Losing a league title to mitrovic and a hospitalised player with that margin us unforgiveable
@brfootball
B/R Football
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𝐀𝐥-𝐇𝐢𝐥𝐚𝐥 𝐚𝐫𝐞 𝐜𝐡𝐚𝐦𝐩𝐢𝐨𝐧𝐬 𝐨𝐟 𝐒𝐚𝐮𝐝𝐢 𝐀𝐫𝐚𝐛𝐢𝐚 Another season without the Saudi Pro League for Ronaldo 😐
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@desanmi_
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Lost every child she gave birth to Walked the street of King's Landing naked She paid her dues already
@yrn_hg
cumi
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cersei committed all those heinous atrocities and GOT writers made her die by a building crashing on her uno.
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@77_Hzk They've not questioned you on Dias? Asking you to replace him with Martinez?
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@desanmi_
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"The eyes chico, they never lie"
@CinemaTweets1
Cinema Tweets
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"I'm Tony Montana: you fuck with me, you fuckin' with the best!"
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@desanmi_
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Fair enough man, fair enough 💔
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You criticise something, Nigerians ask you to go and do it. Funny folks. The person that chose the craft didn't know what was required?
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@EAFIFAMOBILE None. Off with your poor reward system
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@musaxv Zino?
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@desanmi_
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Men without manners... bottom barrel men. They disgust me so much.
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@desanmi_
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If you are the finalist in Block D of Indy Hall currently shouting and debating if Neymar is a world class player and disturbing people reading, I hope nature disturbs you in every way. Twat.
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@desanmi_
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@logicfgs And this one
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@musaxv It's awkward. Worse still sending a woman to get you a babe on social media, ew.
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8th BDO this evening btw. But na streets be your concern
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@desanmi_
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Top moment.
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🌏🏆 1 year ago today: the World Cup in Qatar officially began. What memory comes to mind for you first?
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@desanmi_
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Person enter studio make "outside", "never stopped", "regret", "aduke", "Daniel Benson" una dey call "rush" crooner the better artiste. Okay o.
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@KutthroatG_
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It’s that time of the year again , Bredrin pls rep your fits to #HISTITUDE
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@desanmi_
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Should be a last minute foul not first half when you are two goals up
@bagofnuts_
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That decision, you have to pick a 1v1 over a red card man. Split second decision, but still. Fuck man.
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@desanmi_
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@Sir_Ogunyale You still dey do "fellow UItes". Look around brother
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@desanmi_
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Man 😂😂 Valverde and Camavinga will be playing football and Odegaard a good creator will be on the bench?
@ayo_gafaru
Egbon nla $LIZ
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@hadexiss Cause I know he is not benching anyone here and there is still Kroos and Modric
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