Derek McCarthy
@derek_mccarthy
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I LOVE MY COUNTRY 🇬🇧 MY GOD ✝ MY CHILDREN 🧒 BUT NOT THE WIFE 👵. I HAVE HIGH BLOOD PRESSURE AND ARTHRITIS
London, England
Joined August 2021
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R.I.P. TO MY WONDER FULL SISTER MARIE-ROSE MCCARTHY. SHE DIED AFTER I TOLD HER OUR MOTHER AND FATER NAMED HER AFTER THERE FAVOURITE SANDWICH . SHE WILL BE CREMATED 🔥🔥💀💀💀#RIP #DEAD #DEATH #DIED #CREMATION
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My daughter Louise-Ann shared this me me with me , literally laughin g so much im leaking through my bladd er leak pants! ! ! ! ✝️🙏🙏😂🤣🤣😂✝️
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dose a chicken lay an egg out of its ass or its vaghinta
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I really hate it when my grand children are around at my house and my IRITABLE BOWEL SYNDROME decides it is going to act up on me , then before i know it my grand child ren are covered in my shit
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just got the kitchen renovat ed and the wife is so pleasd i think the builder we got from poundland di d a fantastic job ! #RENOVATION #KITCHEN #CLEAN #TIDY #NEWKITCHEN #PUSSYJUICE #JUSTGOTMYKITCHENRENOVATED
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O ops I meant laughing very hard 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣😂😂😂🙏🙏🙏✝️✝️🙏🙏🙏✝️🙏
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The wife took a "selfy" and wanted to share it on to the tweeter Okay Google search for how to post small photo onto the Twitter Okay Google Google hello Google
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#FirstTweet our cat Tiddles-Murray wanted to say hello to the tweeter 🙏✝️ #WAP #CATS #CAT #CATPHOTO #CATPIC #CATFACE #CATPICTURE
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