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@deputydman
Dan
4 months
I never imagined this day would come. Being kicked out of home at 16 meant I dropped out of high school to work full time and survive. Today after 4yrs, I finally graduated University. 👨🏻‍🎓
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2 months
Pushing thru the hangover pain 🤕🍻🤒
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2 years
@weatherdai Y’all have no idea how not killed in a shooting or bankrupted by visiting a doctor the average EU citizen is.
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1 year
That cunt on sunrise and his friends are directly responsible for the increased bigotry and hatred in our country through their con state warm embrace of bigots like Hanson. Good riddance.
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1 month
I think the guy at my gym showering naked with the doors completely open might have been looking for the gay fitness first in south Yarra instead of the Richmond one…?
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10 months
With alllll the gays at @xtina in Melbourne 😍😍😍
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2 years
@kornbreadTMFS @asphyxiadq And like they’re right there, and amazing! Kennedy, chi chi, jaida, latrice, mayhem, TKB, Monet, Mo, coco, Asia, Shea, Naomi, peppermint, Bebe, Shangela and of course Ms Kornbread - and that’s just on the top of my head!
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2 months
✅ breakfast ✅ dog walk ✅ slow cooker on ⚠️ legs - in progress ⚠️ Canada Vs The World - to come
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2 years
@kylieminogue
Kylie Minogue
2 years
Oh. YES!!!!!!!!!! 💖💖
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3 months
Saturday 🥱😴
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1 year
And we’re off!! 2 weeks in India and Nepal here we come!!
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5 months
The next morning I learnt that they called him ‘The Girthmaster’, but I was left wondering, what if I could never master the girth?
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22 days
Monday morning legs… why do I do to this to myself? 😫
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7 months
I think I like my shirt for Taylor but I dunno?
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1 month
The shorter the shorts, the closer to Kylie… or however the saying goes
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1 year
Happy Pride Month!
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2 years
@9NewsPerth Hahahahahahahahahahah generous, while hoarding wealth and power for themselves. Next you’ll say WA is welcoming to East Coast people 🤣🤣🤣🤣
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2 months
Might have been out flat on my back for 3 days 🤢 - but he hath risen
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1 month
Push day done ✅ Trying to move the mass from my tum to my guns 😩
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30 days
In the words of @rebeccamoreuk , Sunday is a day of rest… but not for me! 🦵🏼 🦵🏼 😩
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Dan
4 months
My mother voted no on the marriage equality vote. Saying I did not deserve to be married.
@bulkpricing
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4 months
Gays: What’s something homophobic a loved one did when you were a child that has stayed with you as an adult?
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2 years
@Nanadollmaster Nobody is making you transition darl, so wrong analogy and you should just probably be quiet now
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1 year
48% of trans kids in Australia attempt suicide. Gender affirming care saves lives. @Channel7 this is fucking disgusting - but unsurprising given you brought the ginger racist back to public life. Fuck you.
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3 months
Most people lose hair as they get older, but I grow it in places it wasn’t before? 🫨
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17 days
3/3 🙂‍↕️
@algenyyy
☆ Algeny ☆
17 days
“Im uncut btw”, “I’m a top btw” okay? But are you employed
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2 years
🤣🤣🤣
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9 months
He appeared in the scruff global grid, I looked, saw he was 6km away (my suburb was full of gays so max distance in local grid was like 1km). I thought he was too cute for me, so woofed him. He messaged back. Now he’s the husband and it’s almost 10yrs.
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Drew
9 months
Gays in long term relationships, how did you meet your partner?
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2 months
Tuesday is for legs, and a PB on the death trap.
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9 months
Just went for a 2.5 hour spa treatment. Did not expect to be in a pair of small cloth briefs that I was practically tearing through. Also did not expect the lady to roll them down and have my full hole out while she massaged my cheeks 😳 However feel 10/10 relaxed now.
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5 months
Given 40 is not far on the horizon, time for self care Sundays right?
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Dan
2 years
Like I love my new home town, but Melbourne is not the most friendly city in Australia, let alone the world.
@9NewsMelb
9News Melbourne
2 years
Melbourne has been named the friendliest city in the world, based on a recent UK study. @IzaStaskowski #9News
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3 months
Gave myself a pearl necklace today 😉😈
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1 year
@Glinner Look at you bravely supporting Nazis so loudly and publicly 👏🏻👏🏻
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2 months
Although, the hangover is real. Who goes out on a Friday in their late thirties? 🤕🤕
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2 years
One more day of #SydneyWorldPride … if I make it 😅😅
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6 months
The new(fully electric) family member is here!! 🥰😍🥰
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@deputydman
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7 months
Just finished my exam. And now OFFICIALLY FINISHED UNIVERSITY FOREVER!!!!! 👏🏻👏🏻👏🏻👏🏻👏🏻👏🏻👏🏻👏🏻👏🏻👏🏻👏🏻👏🏻👏🏻👏🏻👏🏻👏🏻👏🏻👏🏻👏🏻 Now we wait for results…
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Dan
2 years
@weatherdai Yeh darl, but that’s still far more than most of us non-Americans are comfortable with. Perhaps you should consider this in your disbelief at why people would not choose to live in the USA.
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2 years
And we’re off! Europe here we come after far too too long!!
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1 month
Short shorts are essential for leg day movement 🦵🏼
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2 years
What an amazing day! Bloody loving Fiji!!
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3 years
Ahhhh so I lost my old account - “hateful conduct” with no examples given - I think the TERFs got me. Please help me find all my old followers :(
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2 years
So amazing to march in my first #midsumma for @Adobe with the absolute delight @ArtSimone ! 😍😍😍 #creativityforall
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3 years
Our little Miso is now officially a brand ambassador. His first modelling gig just dropped!! 🥰😍🥰😍🥰😍
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1 year
India is just incredible so far! 😍❤️😍
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1 year
@epilesbian @yascaoimhin Look to Australian smoking rates and you’ll see gory images have worked. Dramtically.
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Dan
2 years
Ok the bondi party is not my vibe. It’s 1am arq. I’m a 1am palms.
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Dan
1 year
Still in progress (splashback and some missing handles) But I fucking love it!
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1 year
Goodbye shitty kitchen! It gets ripped out today! 😍👏🏻
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2 years
I’ll never tire of this view. I’ve missed you Sydney. ❤️
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1 year
Miso’s all ready for his day at the office!!
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3 months
Broome was bloody magnificent. Back to wintery reality today 😭😭
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9 months
How cute are these Xmas pj’s that @Qantas gave us yesterday? 😍😍🎄
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1 year
@ClistonBrown @wrichars @ohJuliatweets Or…. Bear with me here champ… Younger people don’t vote cos they’re not represented and don’t see themselves being listened to anyways.
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1 year
@deves_katherine How do you feel knowing that Nazis came to support your cause? Does that make you feel all warm and fuzzy inside?
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Dan
10 months
This cover is HORRID. This tweet is PERFECT
@AusCrave
Aus Crave
10 months
Pub cover singer @amyshark continues campaign against music lovers, defacing @kylieminogue ’s ‘Can’t Get You Out Of My Head’. The snippet, palatable only to heterosexuals, appeared on Instagram today ahead of its release on Friday.
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1 year
We made it to “base camp” 3300m high, now time for sleep for our 1am wake up ready to do the summit!! 😱😱😱
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9 months
Vietnam! And now that’s country #40before40 complete! Ready for SO much pho 🍜 🤤
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9 days
Had to pay for the wine last night… and obviously I’m very angry about it 🥴😅
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1 year
@KobieThatcher And my opinion is you’re a cunt with terrible, terrible hair that looks like you’re in a bad 80s movie. Just my opinion.
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Dan
3 years
At 19 - with an actual digital camera that I actually got this printed 🤣🤣
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@BraveArcanine
Arc 🇵🇸
3 years
Post a pic of your twink era so I know if should be suspicious of you
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8 months
And so *this* is 39… and I’m feeling fine!
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2 years
What the hell is this fuckery? 😅🤣🤣
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2 years
Got to see the Queen of Victoria @ArtSimone today!! 🥰😍
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2 years
@weatherdai Darl, you’re the one crying about the poll results not me.
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9 months
I’d risk it all for this basic white man
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1 year
@roisinmurphy Pity she’s such a hateful c**t or this could have been a huge launchpad. But now none of her loyal fans will ever support a concert again. TERFS are fickle. So enjoy your last 5 minutes of relevance you sad, hateful “adult human female”.
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2 years
Our Sydney house party tradition making its way to Melbourne tonight 🥰🥳
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2 years
Day 2 of Covid and I guess this is what it took for Miso to finally be affectionate…
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2 years
@weatherdai Seems like it darl.
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2 years
This video of a mum surprising her son with tickets to see his idol Diana Ross in concert is the heart warming start you need to your day 🥰❤️😍
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10 months
Kylie in Bali? Yes please!! 😍😍
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2 years
What postcode are you in? 😏
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10 months
@KosSamaras Israel does not equal every Jewish person in the world. You can boycott Israel and still support local Jewish businesses.
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2 years
It’s an Easter hunt 😉😉
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11 months
I’m so ashamed to be Australian on a day like today. That our country is so full of hate and fear. That the scare campaigns work. I’m grateful my electorate is tracking 80% yes, a small glimmer of hope in the dark.
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3 years
@PonyBoy27038199 It’s a potential superspreader event and they could take it back to all the sites they work on. No choice.
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2 years
@y_monsoon @SpillerOfTea No she wasn’t - they recognised when a producer came and told them who it was so they could correct themselves.
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2 years
@nordacious All the mothers? 😜😂
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2 months
The best part about being sick? I actually get Miso cuddles 🥰 😍
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2 years
This is why we fucking march in mardigras. They attacked queer people and shouted anti-LGBT shit. Fuck these cunts.
@tymme95
Tim Collis
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Police responding to group of men chanting the Lord’s Prayer in Newtown and protesting(?) Pretty creepy
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2 years
That was a fucking EPIC start to #SydneyWorldPride 😍🥰😍🥰😍
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9 months
Alright! Time for Vietnam via Hong Kong!!
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11 months
Thinking of all Aboriginal and Torres Strait Islander peoples right now. 🖤💛❤️
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5 months
FINALLY!!! All this weekly flying to Perth has finally paid off… lol
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11 months
It’s a simple question. I’m comfortable that I’m on the right side of history, no matter the outcome.
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1 year
Survived attending a party where there were two people I hate AND an ex - without getting in to any fights!!
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1 year
What a turnout in Melbourne! 👏🏻👏🏻👏🏻 #Yes23 #VoteYesAustralia
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1 year
Alright Melbourne! See you at the #Yes23 march in 1 hour!! State library, 12pm.
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2 years
First time at Mollies - how did I not know this FUCKING AWESOME place existed???
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10 months
I run our 🏳️‍🌈🏳️‍⚧️ awareness training as part of my role at work and am lucky enough to be able to fly around to do so. Yesterday one a Non-Binary employee reached out to have coffee. So we met yesterday in Perth.
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1 year
Day drinking means I was able to convince the husband to come home and watch Sister Act 😍😍😍
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2 years
@chrismaheras_ Sorry I stopped reading here
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2 years
My 14 year old niece just added me to Facebook. The niece I haven’t seen in 10 years due to my sister being a horrible person… So she hasn’t forgotten me. 🥰 That’s quite something and I’m thrown for a loop!
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2 years
Gay rights
@nowismytime2
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Since it’s pride month! Here’s Kylie Minogue kissing Geri Halliwell of the Spice Girls, 1999 💋
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2 years
Hammocks are really much better than I gave them credit for 🌴☀️❤️
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2 years
@PanginaHeals @RuPaulsDragCon Yasssssssss. In that open vest!
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1 year
Sunset beach Shiba
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20 days
Bloody @daddy_no_ will stop at NOTHING to lure the twinks in
@CatgirlAnarcho
julia 🏴🌲
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2 years
@kgfreyer @AlexGreenwich @Helen_Conway1 @JoelineHackman @VictoriaLaneCve @emfarrelly So your solution to climate change is to *oppose* building density housing next to a *train* station? Instead wanting more homes built *away* from a train station where people would need *cars* - therefore *increasing* climate change? How on earth does that NIMBY logic work?
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