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Pakistani, Iranian sailors right now on the joint naval exercises.
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تمہارا آئ جی ہمارے قبضے میں ہے اور ابھی تک سلامت ہے۔۔۔ثبوت کے طور پہ آج کے اخبار کے ساتھ یہ فوٹو۔۔۔
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“…and I also know MS Excel, and am a team player….no sir, can’t give reference from previous employer.”
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‘Will ask you if I need advice on dressing room politics, one-sided losses, match-fixing,’ Babar tells ex-players
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Afghan refugees must go by 1st November, says guy who constitution says has to go before 15th November
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Zartaj Gul Wazir to replace Pervez Hoodbhoy as Physics professor at FC College
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Bored ISI staffer hearing same cricket story for 12th time
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PM Imran congratulates New Zealand army for selecting Jacinda Ardern
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New Fahad Mustafa-produced drama to show COVID-19’s side of the story
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Zuckerberg deletes Imran’s ‘Bin Laden martyr’ speech as first action against Islamophobia
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Pakistan National Assembly dissolves after Ronaldo removes Fauji Cornflakes box in press conference
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If PM does his job on one day, then public is going to expect PM to do his job everyday, cautions Zulfi Bukhari
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Rising food insecurity means large portion of population safe from food poisoning : SBP Governor
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True. Military men are the second most popular choice for the ladies*.
*The first being civilians.
Larki to pta chaly larka fouji ban rha hai to pighalny mn .00 second nhi lgta
#Ehd_e_wafa
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Elif Shafak recommends PM Imran to read the constitution of Pakistan
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Islamabad Club omelet takes charge as Prime Minister after being selected by Sunday brunch guest
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Saudi Arabia asks Pakistan to return 1,400 years of borrowed history
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Kakar slips RTS technician another Rs 5000 for delay so he can make one last trip to LUMS as PM
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Heroes of history
1.جنگ میں شکست کے باوجوُد، ۹۰۰۰۰ پاکستانی فوجی رہا کرائے
2.سامراجی قوّت کی مخالفت کے باوجود برِّ صغیر آزاد کیا
3.فوج کی ناقص منصوُبہ بندی کے باوجوُد ہندوستان فضائیہ کی اینٹ سے اینٹ بجا دی
4.اسٹے آرڈر کے باوجوُد بہنوئ کا پلاٹ آزاد کرایا-
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Indian BSF arrests Saeed Ghani after search for dry land to photograph lands him in Rajasthan
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Expert civil engineer turns entire capital into signal-free corridor
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PTV agrees to Shan’s demand of replacing Ertugrul with local content on condition that the full film answers the question asked in this clip.
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Mafias have run Balochistan for 70 years, says CM who is son of CM who was son of CM
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Djokovic allowed entry into Australia after producing NADRA-issued vaccination certificate
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Arrest & victimization of DJ Butt shows the monarchical mindset of Sharifs. He is a DJ/sound system provider who provides services to anyone
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Bilawal Bhutto-Zardari reelected as Zulfikar Ali Bhutto's grandson for 4 more years
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Imran Khan and Imran Khan should try to resolve this amicably
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Purchasing democracy is the second best revenge: Gilani
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Fired workers from my organisation during pandemic to make documentary on their plight: Sharmeen
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PTI to launch formal complaint with PEMRA against Geo for calling Hitler fascist
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AirBlue couple under blanket identified as Shehbaz Sharif, Ch Nisar
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Indian media unearths Pakistan-linked terror outfits Jaish Hazlewood, Pak Cummins
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Curve is finally flattening, says PM before realising chart upside down
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Heartwarming: Female commentators leave profession to make Rizwan even more comfortable
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"Just because your father is progressive doesn't mean you have to be as well"
Proud to be a role model for kids choosing a path different to their parents: Shibli
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Ghajini sequel features Amir Khan forgetting identity of mass murderer
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Imran has no idea about prices because he’s never worked for a living, says former Wapda Deputy Chief Engineer Maryam Nawaz
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PIA revamp underway as Air Marshal Arshad Malik replaced by Air Marshal (retd) Arshad Malik
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Satire doesn’t make a paper any money but does make it some enemies from time to time.
But the editor and publisher of the parent publication of The Dependent still thought it was worth it. (1/6)
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Angry Buzdar asks Anil Kapoor to become CM for just one day if he thinks it’s so easy
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Now take your third degree burns patient and get out of the CMH…
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PUBG veterans demand plots in DHA after forced retirement
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(Maghrib, Hindustan, Pak-Afghanistan Pashtun belt, and now Uzbekistan) to Imran Khan.
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Shocked royal couple finds strange, bald, man lying in PM house hot tub
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Shocked Mahathir finds Wajahat S Khan lying in PM house hot tub
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Govt departments should only be destroyed through bad policies, Jhagra says to arsonists who burnt down Peshawar radio building
“Look, for instance, at the non-violent manner in which I destroyed the KP Health Dept.”
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US blacklisted by FATF after evidence emerges of providing terrorist group military hardware
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Nation worried if its only living Nobel laureate will get married
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Not interested in military solution, says military solution
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Journalist abductions should take place at night, not broad daylight, say nation’s shocked centrists
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Banned TLP to reemerge under new name ‘Lo Gi Ghauri Aya Fir’
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