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@demicolleen

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sustainable(ish) dopamine collector 🌈 ex vet nurse 🐾 professional yapper ✍🏽

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@demicolleen
demi colleen
5 months
This is a slay actually
@disappoptimism
Disappointed Optimist
5 months
I just believe we need to have a long think about what people are doing as a result of Tik Tok
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@demicolleen
demi colleen
3 years
and...no captions lmfao are you high
@thismorning
This Morning
3 years
We mark Deaf Awareness Week by starting the show with some sign language. Across all of the daytime shows, we are raising awareness of deafness and hearing loss which affects 1 in 6 adults in the UK.
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@demicolleen
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1 year
didn’t her man divorce her by text. humble yourself gyal
@notcapnamerica
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1 year
Wayment. Y'all didn't tell me Katy Perry had the nerve to say some shit about Meghan's wedding dress.
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@demicolleen
demi colleen
3 years
what did you just call me
@pritipatel
Priti Patel MP
3 years
COME ON ENGLAND 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁥󠁮󠁧󠁿 Bring it home! #ENGGER
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@demicolleen
demi colleen
1 year
they also had the characters dance to the classical rendition of halo by beyoncé. the show is for entertainment not historical accuracy. get a grip, kimberly.
@HottyCouture
Dr. Kimberly Chrisman-Campbell
1 year
These two are adorable, but the portraits in #QueenCharlotte are KILLING me. NONE of those people were even *born* in 1761!
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@demicolleen
demi colleen
5 months
Romeo and Juliet aren’t real people. Hope that helps!
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iamyesyouareno
5 months
Romeo & Juliet movie then vs. now. They are rewriting history in front of our very eyes.
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@demicolleen
demi colleen
3 years
i want everyone’s fines refunded asap as long they’re “sorry”
@SkyNewsBreak
Sky News Breaking
3 years
Downing Street has said that the Prime Minister has accepted Health Secretary Matt Hancock's apology for breaching social distancing rules and "considers the matter closed" For more on this and other news visit
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@demicolleen
demi colleen
2 years
i actually want to see love island without people fresh out of uni. give me over 25s only
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@demicolleen
demi colleen
3 years
kinda funny that molly mae can afford that beautiful as hell expensive jewellery and watch but is pushing fast fashion like she can’t afford to wear ethical clothing every single day of her life.
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@demicolleen
demi colleen
3 years
hate hate hate this. an abuser is given FAME? these women are still in debt and legally bankrupt
@nypost
New York Post
3 years
'Tinder Swindler' signs with Hollywood agent, wants his own dating show
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@demicolleen
demi colleen
9 months
so we’re just going to pretend black and brown people aren’t gaslit about the racism they experience in this country every day loooool
@Telegraph
The Telegraph
9 months
Stephen Fry will highlight his Jewish identity in this year’s Channel 4 Alternative Christmas Message and say that anti-Semitism has become “the one acceptable form of racism”. Read the full story here ⬇️
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@demicolleen
demi colleen
3 years
why are men asking women what they can do? why put the responsibility on us to teach you when you can easily research it. women have been telling their stories for years online i’m sure you can figure something out
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@demicolleen
demi colleen
1 year
@swatyperr why would i be jealous of someone marrying and divorcing russell brand?
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@demicolleen
demi colleen
3 years
why are only the black hair care products like this? you really wanna tell me out of the whole shop - only this gets stolen at high numbers? @BootsUK
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@demicolleen
demi colleen
4 years
i wanna go away w friends but i need them to understand i’m not young. i don’t want to be partying all night. i want to swim in the day and drink a pina colada and read my book. i wanna nap and eat till i can’t move. no i don’t want to visit some ruins, leave me alone.
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@demicolleen
demi colleen
9 months
dior? gucci? an apple watch and macbook pro? charlotte tilbury? lulu lemon? SILK PYJAMAS? acrylic nails? skims????? money on there twice???? kids are mad. my niece is also writing lists like this, they’re all insane i’m sorry.
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@demicolleen
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2 years
people who are genuinely living in poverty, actually POOR are not shopping at PLT or Shein, some of you are so disingenuous. you just want new clothes without the guilt. the world won’t stop if you re-wear your clothes or save for something more ethical i promise.
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@demicolleen
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1 year
@daisieskp i know i did baby
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2 years
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@demicolleen
demi colleen
5 years
White people discovering the word woke was the worst thing to happen the past few years.
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@demicolleen
demi colleen
1 year
@m_lacene i would never marry russell brand :(
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@demicolleen
demi colleen
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@realDonaldTrump
Donald J. Trump
4 years
Tonight, @FLOTUS and I tested positive for COVID-19. We will begin our quarantine and recovery process immediately. We will get through this TOGETHER!
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@demicolleen
demi colleen
1 year
ok i’m muting this cos i’m bored. if you wanna defend your all lives mattering, cultural appropriating, republican fav do it where i can’t see it xx
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@demicolleen
demi colleen
4 years
the fact that chris brown is still allowed to be successful and be played on the radio says everything you need to know about how we treat women who are victims of violence.
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@demicolleen
demi colleen
3 years
pray 4 jesy
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@demicolleen
demi colleen
2 years
only in the black hair section lol superdrug
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@demicolleen
demi colleen
3 years
find it weird when people chat shit and then get shook when people retaliate. did you want the smoke yes or no
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@demicolleen
demi colleen
3 years
not me winning beauty influencer of the year and wearing crocs on stage
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@demicolleen
demi colleen
3 years
i really like her personality but there is nothing hashtag girl boss or impressive for joining a company that is ruining the planet and harming vulnerable people for the sake of a polyester £10 dress that you won’t wear next year 🤷🏽‍♀️
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@demicolleen
demi colleen
3 years
rah where did all these likes come from. anyway they’re tory scum so being performative is all they know.
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@demicolleen
demi colleen
3 years
no girl, you are an influencer and your latest role is perfect marketing for the brand. you are the exact reason why throwaway fashion is so common, and saying you’ve worn a dress twice doesn’t undo that. no one needs to own the amount of clothing you have promoted on your page.
@BBCNews
BBC News (UK)
3 years
Molly-Mae: 'I’m not just an influencer anymore'
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@demicolleen
demi colleen
1 year
@wxtnessz @kdun_xyz if we divorce, do it by email. i went to spite ayka x
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@demicolleen
demi colleen
3 months
@Habibakatsha You know!!!! I’m gonna invest in one of those straps that go around your neck. Cos they gonna have to take my whole head with them if they want my phone 😂
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@demicolleen
demi colleen
3 years
besties…i-🥺
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@demicolleen
demi colleen
3 years
when amazon could just pay their tax bill
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@demicolleen
demi colleen
3 years
i thanked people for their lovely words about my diagnosis and
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@demicolleen
demi colleen
2 years
why do schools have an obsession with not letting you piss when you need to.
@MetroUK
Metro
2 years
70 pupils in Stoke-on-Trent walked out of school on Thursday to protest The Discovery Academy's 'disgusting' decision to install barriers in front of the loos so students allegedly can't access them during class time.
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@demicolleen
demi colleen
1 year
just bought a house xxxxx
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@demicolleen
demi colleen
3 years
how are influencers still not declaring their ads legally omg. it’s 2021. IT GOES AT THE BEGINNING BEFORE ANY TEXT IM GONNA START REPORTING YOU
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@demicolleen
demi colleen
2 years
whilst i hate the misinformation present on that app, you can’t deny its usefulness in bringing awareness to a neurodevelopment disorder that has gone undetected in so many girls and minority groups. it’s disgustingly hard to get an assessment right now - why crucify people
@BBCNews
BBC News (UK)
2 years
ADHD and the trend of diagnosis by TikTok
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@demicolleen
demi colleen
2 years
you’re wearing synthetic fibres, hair product, make up, plastic, driving cars, breathing in pollution, using phones and other electric items but bathing your child in water is where you draw the line? all of you failed chemistry i just KNOW it
@notcapnamerica
chris evans
2 years
Are white people okay? 🤯🤮
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@demicolleen
demi colleen
5 years
Still laughing that a white vegan business wanted me and other black vegans to come and chat to their audience about diversity in veganism. I sent them my rates after asking Kelechi what I should say and they ghosted. They blatantly thought I’d do it for pennies lol
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@demicolleen
demi colleen
3 years
yall i think they got bullied into putting captions on but they’re glitchy as hell lol
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@demicolleen
demi colleen
2 years
the way he’s avoided ig for days lol. i don’t believe in demanding popular people speak up on things just because you want them to BUT considering trains are his entire personality and i am sure many staff have helped him to make this hobby a career…boy open your mouth lmaooo
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@demicolleen
demi colleen
3 years
image description: three c^nts
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@demicolleen
demi colleen
7 years
@TSwiftPR This video says she can't dance. This is embarrassing she should've just stood still tbh
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@demicolleen
demi colleen
3 years
imagine the concept of encouraging people to buy less, wear what they have and not buy fast fashion 😍😍 (we’re not talking about genuinely poorer people bc a) they’re not doing weekly hauls and b) what about the people who make the garments? fuck them right?)
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@demicolleen
demi colleen
3 years
good morning. did you know i’m beauty influencer of the year? 🏆
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@demicolleen
demi colleen
3 years
i can’t do anything bc i have a meeting at 12 even tho i’ve been up since 9???
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@demicolleen
demi colleen
1 year
@m_lacene if it’s not my fiancé who’s been touching me for the last 8 years then who is this man in our house?????
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@demicolleen
demi colleen
5 years
@Becca_jew @Spencee_daddy I actually chuckled. If anyone figures it out, dm me for my PayPal x
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@demicolleen
demi colleen
3 years
baby milk and razor blades get stolen more than hair care.
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@demicolleen
demi colleen
1 year
i never went back to the show after this.
@faiththegemini
faith
1 year
fictional death I’ll never get over
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@demicolleen
demi colleen
3 years
they really don’t listen to us loool
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@demicolleen
demi colleen
3 years
other than her getting married on a plantation
@chanlvntr
baru
3 years
and tbh nothing will ever top blake lively at 2018 met gala
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@demicolleen
demi colleen
4 years
i can grow something else of yours if you let me x
@JohnBoyega
John Boyega
4 years
The prayers from Black women been improving my hair length. 🤲🏾🙏🏾
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demi colleen
1 year
her hair is insaneee 😍
@JamieLaing_UK
Jamie Laing
1 year
My Wife
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@demicolleen
demi colleen
2 years
sorry but people’s obsession with marriage is so sad lmaoo. please tell me what marriage gets you outside of some tax relief? do ppl not get cheated on when married? do ppl not get divorced? grow up
“my boyfriend of 12 years” is so embarrassing to say out loud. you’re in hell girl
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@demicolleen
demi colleen
4 years
my monday morning started w me waking up to see i’m on a bus. how about you.?
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@demicolleen
demi colleen
1 year
a prawn cocktail man, aka a man of taste!
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Ashley Reese
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just
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@demicolleen
demi colleen
1 year
i don’t even have words. utter beauty
@muglare
DIDU
1 year
the length of the dress perfectly meshing with the same material as the cape, the crystal detailing and the ombre effect towards the bottom! PERFECT! PEFECT! PERFECT!
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@demicolleen
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4 years
Prince is calling??????
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@demicolleen
demi colleen
3 years
i just handed in my notice. i’ve been a veterinary nurse for 9 years. i don’t hate it but i need to pursue something new that brings me joy, is impactful, pays better and gives me a bigger future. i cried bc my boss was nice about it. in fact i’m still tearful now. i need a drink
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@demicolleen
demi colleen
2 years
no but why doesn’t anyone cuss her out? filming is cool but why are you not getting her chucked off for literally assaulting another person pls
@notcapnamerica
chris evans
2 years
What in the Rosa Parks?
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@demicolleen
demi colleen
3 years
kinda stan the fact bratz is catering to it’s grown fan base. keep going
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demi colleen
1 year
if you’re a parent and don’t want your kids to see people w little clothing dancing at their concert, you should probably act like a parent and simply not buy a ticket x
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Oli London
1 year
Sam Smith performed last night in a concert in Sheffield 🇬🇧that had no age restrictions and included the attendance of young children On stage he performed a strip routine while in fetish gear. Is this appropriate for kids?
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@demicolleen
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5 years
@Oloni I don’t even feel bad retweeting this. Louise blocked me cos I asked why she uses black girl emojis just cos she wears fake tan. I’m searching this up on YouTube so I can laugh.
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@demicolleen
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@OfficialPLT
PrettyLittleThing
3 years
We NEED this
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@demicolleen
demi colleen
1 year
oh fuck off. seats should be bigger anyway and airlines are stingy. so only thin people are allowed to travel! or should plus sized folk just travel unsafely bc you think them wanting to be strapped in properly is “abnormal” stop being a cunt, gina.
@FlorioGina
Gina Bontempo
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An entitled, selfish generation has been convinced that a normal society needs to cater to their every need and turn itself upside down to serve them and their abnormal needs.
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@demicolleen
demi colleen
3 years
can’t lie i think the 2020 mac pro people deserve to get these at half price bc what kind of scam??
@MKBHD
Marques Brownlee
3 years
The Touch Bar is gone They added an HDMI port They added an SD card slot They added MagSafe back
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@demicolleen
demi colleen
3 years
i do care about the environment honest BUT I actually want more emphasis with fast fashion to be on the ETHICS than environmental impact (yes. i know they go hand in hand but hear me out!)
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@demicolleen
demi colleen
3 years
england flags on balconies and windows literally scream racism to me you cannot tell me any different.
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@demicolleen
demi colleen
10 months
you look like a tonsil stone, who the fuck are you calling a bitch?
@pearlythingz
H. Pearl Davis
10 months
This chick blatantly skipped over the fact that she flat out LIED in her original tweet. This chick LIED implying I was in some way interviewing minors about sex (wtf is wrong with you). Nothing I did was illegal but you are too stupid to google the laws. We were demonetised
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@demicolleen
demi colleen
4 years
if you hate the zara website you’ll hate how they treat their garment makers too x
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@demicolleen
demi colleen
3 years
who the fuck doesn’t separate their laundry. whites, darks, colours????
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zach silberberg
3 years
yall wanna talk about generational divides? i dont know anyone under 40 who separates laundry into lights and darks
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@demicolleen
demi colleen
2 years
i love the attitude of “if they invited you to an all expenses trip to hawaii you’d be going too” erm…but that’s the difference, i wouldn’t! i have said no to a lot of money and a lot of opportunities if the ethics aren’t right. it’s not hard i promise you.
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demi colleen
3 years
is she gonna deport me now
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3 years
category is: beauty influencer of the year award winner
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@demicolleen
demi colleen
4 years
she is old and slow and this is obviously from arthritis. as a vet nurse for 8 years i am diagnosing you as a cunt x
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@demicolleen
demi colleen
2 years
PSA from your fav vet nurse: if you are a dog owner - it is unbelievably dangerous to walk your dogs during the daytime. THEY do not understand that they will get heatstroke, YOU have to think and act for them just like children. 🧵
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@demicolleen
demi colleen
2 years
and not to be mean but so many of the clothes people buy look exactly the same. you’re doing hauls just to wear the same fits you and everyone else has already. people are suffering making these garments and you don’t respect any of it. mad.
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@demicolleen
demi colleen
1 year
this was so worth waiting for omg!!!!! i had my portrait taken by @Alex_Cameron at an event the other week and i gasped when i opened it 🥲 {make-up by sam cooper 💘}
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@demicolleen
demi colleen
3 years
stop fucking using animals for entertainment. not a single bit different to animals in the circus. kid yourself it’s different bc they get amazing diet and veterinary care but forcing an animal to do something it doesn’t want to is cruel. end of.
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@demicolleen
demi colleen
2 years
do the fashion influencer girlies know that slow fashion doesn’t mean just buying things at a slower rate. it means ethical and sustainable in all aspects of the supply chain. so that means no anthropologie, uniqlo, h&m….
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@demicolleen
demi colleen
1 year
@wxtnessz @kdun_xyz here’s hoping x
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@demicolleen
demi colleen
2 years
20 years old is a ridiculous age for a cat, but you got there. i’ll miss you sweet stinky old man. rest in peace 🌈
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@demicolleen
demi colleen
7 months
the body shop is one of the few genuinely ethical brands out there. they do amazing work with farmers and initiatives around the world. they’re more pricey than stuff you buy in superdrug but just like with fast fashion - you can’t expect drugstore pricing for ethical product
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@demicolleen
demi colleen
3 years
someone yeet me off this island
@ukiswitheu
UK is with EU
3 years
Dominic Raab: Misogyny of course is absolutely wrong, whether it's a man against a woman, or a woman against a man Sally Nugent: Dictionary definition of misogyny is hatred against directed towards women Raab: (silence) #BBCNews #BBCBreakfast #CPC21 #SarahEverard
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demi colleen
1 year
@kxtystriangle who is this feminist activist you speak of?
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demi colleen
1 year
this so gross. with a look of disgust on her face too. wow.
@jxdepinnock
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“I don’t even know if he likes females” DFKM #loveisland #loveislandaftersun
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demi colleen
5 years
oh shit it’s my birthday 🎈 🎂
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demi colleen
4 years
the fact that piers got chucked off for his suicide comments and not his racism bugs me tho
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demi colleen
2 years
ppl on tiktok believe resellers are causing charity shops to raise their prices. erm we are in a cost of living crisis, their rent and overheads are likely increasing too. they’re raising for charity they’re not going to price out customers bc of depop girlies
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@demicolleen
demi colleen
1 year
“your definition”. no? it’s THE definition. trying to erase the origins and refine a term created by black people is only cultural appropriation and nothing else. condescending prick.
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@demicolleen
demi colleen
2 years
hey quick question, seeing as you evidently can afford a certain lifestyle: festivals, holidays and eating out - why are you still buying fast fashion? (straight sized people only and especially influencers).
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@demicolleen
demi colleen
5 years
Kelechi pls I beg you can I have this on a t shirt or a tote bag. I will pay big bucks x
@kelechnekoff
Kelechi
5 years
@CynthiaEriVo @MrIanWatson Teaching white men the basics about racism is not a kink of mine. Sort your life out.
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@demicolleen
demi colleen
2 years
teachers used to share when they got married or had a baby all the time when i was at school. stop expecting your kids to not have relationships and develop social skills with people who they spend most of their time with.
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