Some call me Sheriff Jake. My parents call me a disappointment. Owner of DBD’s Weasel Administrative Pharmaceuticals (WAP). My tweets are just shitposts lol
It’s nice that the Dead By Daylight Dating simulator is coming out because this is the closest thing Spirit mains have to knowing what being loved feels like lmao
DBD has genuinely broken how I view things in my environment. I saw two park benches next to each other while walking home today and thought “If you put a pallet in between them, that would make a really good loop” . I’m ruined.
Halloween Ends was pretty much a movie where Myers was AFK in basement for half the game whilst a Quentin main sandbagged his teammates. What a goofy movie.
There was a scene in the new Texas chainsaw massacre movie where Bubba fully destroys someone with his chainsaw and yet they somehow manage to stay alive and help out. This is either a case of bad writing or another character set up Boon: Circle of healing off screen lmao
Self- care users are probably going to be one of the most hated survivors in the game with how DBD is unironically turning Self-care into the best anti-gen perk lmaoo
Killer mains won’t be able watch a Nicholas Cage movie ever again without the trauma of constantly seeing him tbag, blind and performing the most abysmal techs on them in DBD. I love it.
I never really liked playing on the Hawkins map. But for some reason, knowing that I’m never going to see the giant wall butthole in game again makes me want to play it so much more…
I’m bored. Tell me your best unpopular DBD opinions. The more unpopular the better. I won’t judge so don’t judge others too. I wanna see how deep y’all can go with this goofy game. I have a feeling this could be a bad idea lmao
DBD has affected me so much that while I was watching a hospital show and the nurse pulled out a first aid kit, I went “yeah that’s definitely a purple medkit”. I’ve never hated myself more.
No matter the rank/mmr, solo-queue teammates in DBD somehow channel every single ounce of energy from the known universe in order to perform the most unimaginably dumbest plays ever made and perform even worse than the training BOT’s lol
DBD keeps adding useless shit to the game which nobody asked for that I wouldn’t be surprised if they added a Shrek 2 DLC before they fix anything we’ve been complaining about for years lol
It’s almost time lads. Ask me any question here for the 300k sub QnA video.
If you want, attach a random photo of Puerto Rican celebrity Luis Guzman along with ur question to confuse viewers who don’t follow my twitter. It’ll be funny lol.
DBD probs made me so careless to life threatening situations that I’m scared one day a serial killer will try to murder me irl but instead of trying to escape I just run around in circles and shine my phone flashlight at them
Gamers, ya boi is going to all 3 days of PAX this week! If you see me, come say hello! I’d love to meet as many of you as possible. I’ll have a green backpack with a Myers mask on it so I can stand out. Here’s a poorly done picture of reference. Can’t wait to meet you 💙
My eyes no longer want to explode at the sight of Quentin. If they’re making the survivors hot to distract me from the fact that bad decisions are being made on the game, then it’s working lol.
I have questions for rank 1 survivors ONLY:
Can a toolbox with BNP repair my relationship with my parents quicker?
Can a YELLOW medkit heal my childhood trauma or do I have to use a green one?
Can a map, even without add ons find my will to live?
No rank 20’s can answer 😡
Trapper should trap under a hooked survivor again and Huntress to have her 3 instadown hatchets back. That was fun.
An 8 Survs vs 2 Killers game mode is a really BAD idea. Worse than a FNAF DLC
Toxic players arnt scary. Majority don’t even last longer than 10 secs in chase lol
If I was allowed quotes for the new DBD loading screen:
“Legion mains were the weird kids who got blood noses in school”
“On a scale between a yellow flashlight to a purple flashlight, my pp is a brown battery”
“Green keys are more useful than Quentin Mains”
For the 200k special I’m doing a cheeky QnA. Ask me anything you want here like “why have you been dead on Twitter for 3 months u virgin?”. Also releasing my full outro song hehe. Ok love you.
My girlfriend really woke me up in the middle of the night just to ask me why “DBD Steve looked like real Steve but DBD Nancy looked extremely deformed” When I said I didn’t know she fell back asleep.
My path to partner basically consisted of my stream learning how to say “nice cock” in different languages, starting a cult on an Indian man called Rajesh, watching Alex get drunk on half a shot and calling Meg mains simps. It was a crazy week. Streaming is fun.
Thank you 💙
My favourite thing to do now is finding a person who writes mean comments on videos and watching stuff on their channel. I guess I’d be mean too if I uploaded movie maker edited videos for years only to have 20 subs. Nice playlists btw, you should really private those lmaoo
It’s time gamers. Ask me questions (or roast my ass) for the QnA 100k sub special next week. Ask whatever ya want and go ham but remember God is watching u 👀
@TithiYT
@No0b3_tv
@AyrunTV
@the_jrm
@ArdethaBite
No0b once hosted me and broke my stream for 10 minutes. Ayrun is a genuinely nice guy. JRM farted loudly into his mic in the middle of my wedding. Ardetha made a disstrack on me. Tithi has been nothing but kind to me and still says “Despacito”. Yeah, I like these people too.
no one:
literally no one:
Nurse mains: I main Nurse because not only is she the best killer in the game she's hard to learn. You need a lot of skill and a high IQ to master her blink timing and range. Plus she cant be looped so I counter you.
I’m late as usual but big thanks for 70k on YT. My anxiety is going up because that means I have to reveal my face soon. Btw who the fuck mains Jeff on DBD? Jeff mains are non existent like the videos I promise every week. Thanks you toxic mofos 🗿💙
Alex has been body blocked for more than an hour now by this killer. He doesnt want to DC because he doesnt want to lose bp and his rank lmao. He also thinks this video will reach the devs, thats why im laughing so hard.
#freeAlex
Yo homies, if someone is looping the killer, be a good Christian gamer and don’t interfere (pulling the pallet down early/blocking the loop/running with the looper). You’re not helping them, you’re being more annoying than a 5 blink nurse.
Imagine your partner telling you to stop playing on your computer and to come to bed but you bamboozle them by pulling out your Nintendo Switch and start playing DBD next to them. Happy Valentines Day.
We are happy to announce that Dead by Daylight is coming to Switch later this year!
#DeadbyDaylight
#NintendoSwitch
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