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Is it too early to say that Kane is still shite and his inclusion in this team means we are playing with 10 men
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Moments:
• Perez getting booed onto the pitch, scoring the winner and shutting everyone up.
• Ki and Shar being (unexpectedly?) brilliant.
• Ritchie screaming at his teammates the entire 90 minutes.
• Kenedy’s tackle.
• 3 ACTUAL POINTS.
Happy Saturday.
#NUFC
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Little old PSG celebrating a point against Newcastle United who did not make one change throughout the full 101 minutes because they had literal children and 2 GKs on their bench.
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Every football fan in the land in agreement that NUFC were robbed there other than PSG, the Mackems and Arsenal.
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I'm going to say it, because the last few weeks have proved it. Our fanbase really does expect too much. One unreal season and we have completely forgotten what we were and how far we have come in such a small space of time.
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You can be excited about the signing of Joelinton and still despise Ashley.
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Feels fucking great to be a Newcastle United fan, fucking great.
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It's matchday.
No nerves, no excitement, no expectation, no anticipation. Just, meh. Fucking shite this.
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Never change NUFC fans, never change.
I think this is confirmation that we've all lost it.
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Newcastle net spend since 2016: -£33m.
Bournemouth net spend since 2016: £90+m.
That's over £120m more than Newcastle.
We would LOVE to spend as "little" as Bournemouth.
At least do a bit of research.
“Bruce is a safe appointment and is probably what they need.” 👍
“The fans are fanatical but that doesn’t give you divine right to be in the top 6.”
“The fans’ expectations are a bit too high because of their history.”
Danny Mills has his say on
#NUFC
⚪️⚫️
Thoughts? 💭
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You know what I'm unhappy about? Not winning the Champions League.
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When we had Rafa, we were told that we shouldn't be happy with the type of football we were playing. Yet the team was well organised, there was an obvious plan, improved players etc. Now we're playing worse & are told by the same people we should be thankful for Bruce. Aye, right
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I'm not trying to be a moaner but 2 days in a row I've taken my daughter to the training ground. Not one player stopped. Loads of young kids waiting outside for hours & nothing. I used to go as a kid & they would always stop. I get it's time consuming but just feels a bit cruel.
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Sunderland Admin choosing to entertain us all in the lockdown with a game of Guess Who. Fair play.
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Met as teenagers while I was at uni. I fell pregnant with our first child within weeks of meeting. Just 2 19 year olds trying to navigate a whole new life. Everybody thought we'd ruined our lives. We did ok, still just about surviving 12 years and 2 kids later 😉
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Imagine being the 19th richest club in the WORLD, with Rafa Benitez as manager, and scraping around for last minute loan deals.
There is no logic whatsoever in that. Beyond ridiculous.
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I’ve spent a long time making this impressive collage.
I’ve decided to call it “beautiful karma”.
Probably one of my best pieces, if I’m honest.
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Imagine signing a goalkeeper from Sparta for £4m and him being the best goalkeeper in the world.
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Fucking hell, we've played one game and we're relegated? I've seen us play worse under Rafa. I'm not particularly hopeful for the season but some of the stuff I'm seeing on here after 1 game is beyond silly.
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If you're defending the football we're serving up week in week out, you're not a football fan. You're a Steve Bruce fan.
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Newcastle win.
West Ham, West Brom and Brighton lose.
Huddersfield and Swansea draw.
Sunderland lose.
Knockaert sent off.
That’ll do pig, that’ll do.
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Plea to all journalists. When the inevitable takeover rumour mill starts again. Please don't tell us. Don't tell us a bid has been accepted, don't tell us it's with the PL, don't tell us anything. Leave it until it's confirmed. We've had enough.
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It’s refreshing to see so many non-Newcastle fans and journalists alike having their say against the rubbish sprouted by
@rioferdy5
yesterday. There does seem to be a shift in people’s understanding of the current situation at NUFC.
So THANK YOU Rio.
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Kanye West's age.
Jason Puncheons shirt number.
The answer to life, the universe and everything.
6 x 7.
"Death" in Japanese.
Go North East's North Shields to Kingston Park bus.
The number of places between NUFC and SAFC in English football.
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I'm sorry but we have got to be the worst team in the PL at the mo. Absolutely fucking awful. How on earth we aren't yet in the relegation zone (Dubravka). Something needs to change. This is dreadful and has been for a long time.
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It's got to the point where I'm really fucking pissed off at myself for choosing to support Newcastle United. Probably up there as my worst ever life decision. 7 year old me should have known fucking better. Nobody in my family likes football. Why did I have to do this to myself?
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It's been a while Twitter. I've been busy growing a mini human. Feeling so very lucky to share with you all a little bit of positive news 🤍
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Felt nothing but overwhelming pride for my club today 🖤
The
@worflags
display, the atmosphere, the effort from the players. Nothing but pride.
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With Fulham seemingly finding form and the others below picking up results, we can predict, with relative confidence, that Newcastle United are absolutely fucked.
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All the hard work, tears and tantrums were worth it in the end.
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So many beautiful, well thought out World Book Day costumes. My daughter is in her full Newcastle United strip with a NUFC programme as her “favourite” book.
Top class parenting.
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Discuss the human rights abuses of KSA all you like, it's a conversation that needs to be had, but don't put it on the Newcastle fans to make a stand.
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Honestly couldn't be prouder that Richard Keys hates us. Quite simply, one of the fans' greatest achievements.
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If they could just announce the takeover today that would be great because it is starting to stress me the fuck out.
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Staveley came out & said she needed the fans on side. We did what was asked & more. She needs to provide some answers herself now, we can't just sit & shout "PL is corrupt" without answers from her side. Silence just screams that she's played the fans.
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Club shop don't do strips small enough for Felix so we've been into the loft and got his big brothers old strip and I can't deal 😍
NUFC's biggest fan 🖤🤍
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I honestly think this is the most frustrated I’ve ever felt as a Newcastle fan. It’s not so much the lack of quality or poor results, it’s the feeling that something great is within touching distance yet feels so far away.
#nufc
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I'm not having one more so called pundit tell me that I expect too much. I want my football team to be able to string 3 passes together and keep the ball for more than 21 seconds. Oh and to be able and omg to defend basic attacking football.
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*happy clapper warning*
Please don't come at me 🫣
We're on the verge of something special at this club, it's a few years away yet but it's coming, so let's just ride the waves until we get there. The amazing highs will make the lows feel worse.
Love you
@NUFC
🖤🤍
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@JackSmithSAFC
This reminds me of that time Burton relegated Sunderland into the 3rd tier of English football.
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So, my nephew was born today. On the same date as Bobby Robson. He will live in Langley Park, on the same street that Bobby first started playing football.
I think we all know what’s coming....
9️⃣
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Not trying to take any of the credit here but...
Defenders
D Fenders
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Imagine being so fucking devoid of any ambition that you let Rafa Benitez walk away.
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Newcastle beating Man City to end their winning streak is so Newcastle. Newcastle scoring an early goal then going on to concede 8 is so Newcastle. Wonder which one we’ll get tomorrow.
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Apart from the odd few, as a fan base, we've seen what Miggy offers us and stuck by him and I just couldn't be happier that he has now got his goal. So deserved.
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My season highlights:
*feel free to add your own/any I've missed.
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Remember that time Sunderland won a game and all their fans started to see a teeny, tiny pin prick of hope in the distance. That was funny.
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Cheering when Perez gets subbed off. Absolute embarrassment our fans at times.
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LOL. Newcastle are going to beat Man City and nobody is going to Wembley. If that isn't peak Newcastle United, I dont know what is.
EXCLUSIVE: All football matches in England will be played behind closed doors under government plans to combat
#coronavirus
that could be triggered as early as today. Full details from
@mhardysport
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Look, I'm going to hold my hands up, Steve Bruce's Mags are fucking woefully brilliant at scraping points and I didn't see it coming.
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That has got to be Dubravka's last game for us. Absolutely woeful.
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What am I doing today, you ask?
I’m spending my day zooming in on all the goal celebration pictures to see the ecstasy in each and every fans’ and players face.
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I refuse to be drawn into the "we played a little bit better" argument. The bar is set so low that a 'little bit better' is still completely unacceptable. We need to be playing a whole lot better.
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Always been one to catastrophize everything in life, including NUFC. But since the takeover & Howe, I'm quite content. I can see that there's a bigger plan in place & it'll take time. Obviously there's the emotions that come with each game but, in the background, I'm confident.
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Certain:
Season tickets up 5%.
Most expensive shirts in the league.
Uncertain:
Manager
Owner
Players
Newcastle United ✊🏼
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I would just like to take this opportunity to give my thanks to the Checkatrade Trophy for providing us with months of entertainment.
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Imminent and soon can fuck right off as words in the English dictionary.
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There's a few actual Newcastle United fan accounts on here that could watch Rafa Benitez lead Newcastle United to the Premier League title, and still moan that his negative tactics are dated and costing us.
"Atleast Joe Kinnear was funny."
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BREAKING: Newcastle fans who regularly dismiss The Sun for being full of shite are wandering the streets muttering, “I told you so”, over reports in said paper that Kenyon is £100m short in his offer for NUFC.
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I'm still not used to supporting a team that is absolutely mint but it's fucking brilliant.
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I know we say it time and time again, but imagine having a manager like Rafa Benitez, who continously reiterates his desire to help NUFC reach its potential, & not just give him what the fuck he wants.
A world class manager pleading to be given the tools to do his job properly.
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Sometimes things can come back and bite you on the arse. Sometimes they can then come back again and swallow you whole 🙂
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If BZG were time wasters all along, or reports were wholly in accurate, then the club should have released a statement to clarify. Instead, they chose to ride on the back of the speculation hoping it would give them a free pass to do absolutely nothing & avoid proper scrutiny.
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Every time we sign someone decent I just want to apologise for the absolute monstrosity that is our training ground. I'm genuinely embarrassed by it. Promise it'll get better lads, I promise.
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Is there anything left of NUFC worth following? Feels like we're watching the club disintegrate before our eyes. I know it's been happening gradually these past 12 years, but this just feels like the end game.
😔
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NUFC have parted with a manager who leaves us in 19th without a win in our first 8 PL games and some pretty awful football. We're entitled to criticise his poor management. Why are we being villified for wanting/demanding better?
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I can't, and won't, take you seriously if you think we should get rid of Howe. That would be a huge step backwards. We all think we have the answers, but we aren't watching the lads train week in, week out; nor have we spent half our lives studying football.
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Paul Merson gave the result away beginning of the second half when he said he would put his money on a Huddersfield win.
Cheers Fella. Top, top man.
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Good Morning. In difficult times, often all you need is a Rafa smile.
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