Deji sama
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Smokers please tell me why you will prefer smoking to this kind of meal?
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I cant laugh alone... Nigerians at their peak of savage response
🤣🤣🤣🤣
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Students studying nursing vs the nurses you find at the hospital 😂😂😂
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If you watched this superstory you ought to be married by now..
the best superstory ever
Yes or No ???
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Deji is hungry, he has
#1000
, his girlfriend requested for 1K Sub, he gave her d 1K..
Deji went home and drank Garri without Sugar 😂
Who is Deji??
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I don't know why WhatsApp will give you "Delete for everyone", option and still go ahead to gossip that you deleted it.😏😒
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No be say we no fit SMOKE or CLUB, no be say we no fit waka NAKED in d name of FASHION
The truth be say we dey responsible and no want tarnish our parents name.
Get that
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When a stranger calls you by your Twitter name In public.
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I doubt if anyone remember this iconic scene...
Signify if you do 👆
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Never annoy him
Football is more than just tap ins lemme see the goat that will call ororo
#Messi
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A person will tweet absolute rubbish and you people will go under the tweet and be commenting "Deep".
Deep what?
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Tomorrow you can wake up and your bestie turns your enemy, your lover fall in love with someone else but 1million will always remain 1million
so make money......
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Tell me a better secret weapon for an African mom than this.
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@yabaleftonline
Two people that are just knacking themselves and they know they won’t marry one for the money one for the knacking
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Gate man and cook when oga is not at home.
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When a girl decides do feed herself with her own money. 🏃
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Me When you get your siblings mad but you got no one else to hang with..
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Me passing through computer village
Them: Buy ur iPhone 11 pro for 25k
Me:
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When you relocate to a new area,
what's the first thing you look out for ?
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When my dad tells me to wash his clothes VS Me when I see 1k in side his pocket.
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If you find this... who is the first person
you're telling?
Me - My girlfriend
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Unpopular opinion..
Most students staying in Off campus(higher institution), have a better room than the room they stay at home...
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When you smoke you will be High and when you read you will be Educated. And when you smoke and read you will be "Highly Educated"
Hope am communicating?
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Can I be your Twitter friend ?
I follow back immediately. 🤍🦋
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If you haven't had crush on any if your cousins then your family is ugly asf
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I have never sided with robbers in my life until i watched Money Heist 😂
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Ladies please why you people like this???
Wickedness overload. Jeez
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You tend to cum more quickly when having sex with someone you love. Than someone you don't have feelings for.
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Are there still Ladies that love like this???
Hmm I doubt o
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Hahahaha can't stop laughing.
A vine for my followers to laugh this morning.
But wait why are they happy when carrying a corpse?
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I told this lady that I can’t marry her because she’s AS and so am I.
She said Deji if Dangote daughter asked to marry u and she’s also AS what will you tell her?😂🤣😂🤣
Guys please reply her for me
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A woman can block you, delete your
numbers, and still expect you to contact
her somehow. Dont ask me how. They
just have this madness and it makes
sense to them. 🤨
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And somebody will say, they are fragile as egg.
Egg my foot. Radarada
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Ladies will fuck a rich guy for free, Then bill a broke guy because he's in love..
Whyyyy
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This how Davido would have been singing if he was a rapper, and his dad was not Rich.
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Tell me one characteristics about people that drives this kind of car
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If Sex Can Make A Man to Marry you, All Prostitutes Would Be Married. A Man Stays Where He's Well Loved, Not Where His Well Fucked...
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when your Kano boyfriend got your number from someone else and his asked the question.
Where did u get my number from 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂🤣
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DeJI earns 50k every month
And gives his girlfriend 45k out of it
Who is Deji?
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If you can’t unhook a bra with one hand during foreplay, just know that you are not a man 😪
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how can a tenant kidnap a Landlord and use the ransom to pay house rent...
Wawu
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When this line gets straight everyone starts loving yoU 😣😣😣
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Imagine getting killed by an overseas virus when you don't even have a passport..
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Only weed can do this even poverty won't cause this nonesense
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#NigeriaDecide2019
#ElectionDay
Buhari peeping at Aisha's vote is the funniest thing you would see today🤣🤣
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"When you start catching feelings
and you realize he doesn't have
money"
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I am that friend you don't have to worry
abt impressing.. I don't care if you're rich or poor.
if you live in the ghetto,or VGC I will visit you. we move. If you don't have chairs, I sit on the floor. If no food we starve together,
I gat you if you Gat me. 😎
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Social media relationship can be very funny imagine dating a photo until it disappoints you. 😂😂😂
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"I don't give my numbers to strangers" but you can give your account number. Thief💔
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I never knew I'm this handsome until 4 women
started dragging my hand today in the market, fine boy, fine boy, Come and buy crayfish...
😣😣😣
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This is how Davido would have been singing if he was a rapper, and his dad was not wealthy 😂😂😂
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Your child falls down, and you still beat the child for falling down.
What values are you impacting to that child?
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Mention one thing you can't reject even when you are angry?
Me: kiss
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*you follow her"
"she follows back"
you like a pic of her*
she likes a pic of you"
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When you walk past a group
of people and hear them laughing.
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Don't be a gentleman to other people's women, while you're a monster to your woman.
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I told my 5 y/o niece l wished I was
her age and she told me she wished
she was a baby. E no easy
everywhere
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Yay! It’s my birthday once again! Wishing me, myself and I a memorable birthday full of Allah blessings.
Even though you can't send me anything.
Just Pray for me. 🙏🙏🙏
#Alhamdulilah
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Sevilla : We are the most useless club tonight.
Juventus : Nahhh, it has to be us.
Tottenham: Are y'all even watching our game?
Chelsea : Lol.
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As a married man, do you think it's normal to tell your wife the amount of Salary you earn?
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If you can’t unhook a bra with one hand during foreplay, just know that you are not a man 😪
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Barber : which style do you prefer?🤔
Him : my mom still thinks I am a kid 😢
Barber : say no more
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When you borrow someone a Biro and you see them packing it in their bag.
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My dad when he sees me relaxing for two
seconds even though school is cancelled...
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Some goats will be staring at you as if you you look familiar.
Radarada!!!
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When you smoke you will be High, and when you read you will be educated. So when you smoke and read together you will be highly educated.
Hope am communicating?
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God designed sex for satisfaction but some girls are using it for fund raising.
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When I show my mom a picture on My phone and she starts swiping through my photos.
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If a man must have a good job, car and a house before marriage.. What must a woman have before marriage??
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Dear ladies, when going through your man's phone, are you looking for reasons to leave or stay?
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Men will dress properly covered and yet we still trip for them. So why do women have to appear almost naked to be attractive?
But yet men are the dogs?
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