Deer drinks 200 litres of cement after a herd of deer crossing the road nearly got hit by a cement truck. The truck swerved to miss the herd and flipped, this deer caught the cement in its mouth, turning itself into a deer shaped barricade. Saving the day. #deerlore #deer

Deer enters a sandwhich factory and comes out not disapointed. #deer #deernews

How it feels to chew Five gum #deer

A deer attempted to challenge a parked bulldozer to a fight, believing it to be an alpha rival. Witnesses say the bulldozer “blinked first,” and the deer declared victory. #deer #deernews

A deer accidentally merged with a Roomba after licking it for too long. The hybrid now patrols hallways, silently cleaning floors while watching… always watching. #deer #deernews

The DEERLY departed? Really, Jeff? Do you know how many deers get hit by trains every year? Do you?

A deer accidentally swallowed a Bluetooth speaker, turning itself into a roaming public announcement system. The last thing it played was an 8-hour loop of elevator music. Local police had to get involved. #deernews #deer

This is Marigold. She’s been removed from multiple yoga classes for taking over the instructor’s role and insisting that “stretching is a government conspiracy.” #deerlore #deer

A deer attempted to hack into a self-checkout machine at a supermarket using nothing but intense eye contact. Security footage shows the machine slowly printing a receipt for “one (1) secret.” #deernews #deer

Meet Juniper. She’s under investigation for operating an illegal taxi service using a shopping cart. Passengers describe the experience as “terrifying but efficient.” #deelore #deer

A herd deer was seen inhaling an entire factory worth of packing peanuts outside a shipping facility. Scientists fear it they now be completely indestructible in transit.

Deer arrested after a 14-hour standoff at a casino in Atlantic City. Witnesses say it started when security refused to cash out its winnings, leading the deer to barricade itself inside the high-roller lounge with a briefcase full of chips, demanding "one more spin". #deernews

Meet Hazel. She’s been caught sneaking into multiple concerts without a ticket by blending in with roadies. When questioned, she simply said, “I AM the music.” #deerlore #deer

If you say “hoof gang” three times in a mirror, a deer will appear and slap you with a PowerPoint presentation titled “The Benefits of Mutual Respect with Nature.” #deerfacts #deerlore #deer

RT @GalaxyZeinz: SUMMON THE HORDE

If you rearrange a deer’s antlers, they’ll unlock a hidden mode called “Quantum Buck.” In this state, they can predict the outcome of horse races but refuse to share it with humans. #deer #deerlore

BREAKING: Two deer arrested for orchestrating an underground raccoon fight club. Authorities say it was "highly organized, deeply unethical, and weirdly lucrative." #deer #deernews

RT @deershouldnt:

Meet Aspen. He’s banned from public libraries for eating the corner of every book he reads. Employees describe him as "a slow but passionate consumer of knowledge." #deerlore #deer

Store bans deer after it tried using a fake ID to buy a single peanut. Biologists claim "they don't know that numbers larger than 1 exist". Further Investigation shows that the report was from Beijing to spread anti deer propaganda. Conclusion: These two deer were just dumb. 🤷‍♀️

BREAKING: Deer can see your browser history by licking your car windows. That’s why they stand on the side of highways, silently judging your life choices. #deer #deerlore