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Prioritize these three parameters when gauging compatibility with your potential spouse.
1. Sexual attraction - It is felt even to intimacy. If you do not attract each other, you will not be satisfied in the future.
A thread...
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Women's orgasm 💦
To begin with, the female orgasm is only 50% the work of men. The rest is the work of the girl. So now I'll give you some tips to experience this fairy tale
A thread 👇🏼
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Find a girl who's bad enough to get everybody's attention but loyal enough to only want you
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Relationship is not about kissing, holding hands, the dates. Its about being with someone who makes you happy in a way that no one else can. It's about being with someone who accepts you & your weirdness. It's about being yourself around them & they can be their self around you.
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If Apple made a car, would it still have windows?
• The oldest picture of you is the youngest picture of you
• Every C in the Pacific Ocean is pronounced differently
• If you don't like tea, then a cup of tea is not your cup of tea
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What causes this? Wrong answers only. This should be fun 😋
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A lot of ladies do this risky thing where they do more than necessary to appear a lot classier and sophisticated than they actually are. Now the problem with this is, you cannot afford to appear all that sophisticated and still be demanding the basic stuff from your suitors.
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Nothing infuriates a girl like sitting alone at a table in a restaurant or bar.
Show up ten minutes before your scheduled time. So you'd have time to sit down, calm down and admire her gracefully as she walks in.
When she gets close, stand up and let her know she looks amazing.
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A date is a meeting between two people who wish to know more about each other. Not an opportunity to order food you've never eaten before and request for new phone or house rent.
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When using a condom, a man reaches orgasm more slowly than without it, because he does not feel the moisture and warmth of the vagina.
But if you add a couple of drops of lubricant to the condom,
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🆘 What advice do you have for a member of our community?
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@whoismychael
@mimah_x_
@theenergyy_
@iam_jamopyper
@IamMayorKun
@Zlatan_Ibile
You mean to say she is good at being mad!? 😒🤐
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Woman Crush Wednesday
Vivien is a member of Fifty Shades of Grey Fun Group. She's single, bisexual, works and lives in Kampala Uganda as a Cashier.
She's looking for a serious relationship her "soulmate".
Open Tweet |
#matchmaking
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When you get back from cheating on your South Africa girl and she surprise you with a PS5
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Your relationship is boring if you don't send dirty, seductive and exciting messages to each other 👎🏻
Seductive messages will help improve personal life, push for sex and open up to each other indecents desires.
Ladies, send more spicy photos of yourself 👙,
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Fun facts about women.
23% of girls prefer to have sex without taking off their panties, just pushing them aside
Open Thread 👇🏼
#WomensDay
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Men does not take women seriously who can't give anything else but sex.
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First Time Phrases for Picking up Ladies.
How to start a conversation and what to say to a girl?
Open Thread 👇🏼
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If you're into her more than she is into you, then text her less frequently. Do not send lengthly texts. Anything more than three sentences and you're pushing it. Keep things witty and simple. Match her response time.
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• Beautiful, tall, fair and classy girls between age 18 to 25yrs needed for a cosmetics commercial job. (Still Open)
• Hiring: HR Assistant
Location : Nigeria
Salary : N100,000 - N150,000 Net.
Deadline for Submission: 15th August
We connect you to jobs as well! Link below 👇🏼
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Pretending you don't experience anger, sadness or loneliness, can literally destroy you mentally.
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It takes less than a second for your brain to decide if a potential partner is attractive or not. - So you probably don't need to wait too long before you make the move. The more you wait, the more awkward making a move on him/her would seem.
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One sexual intercourse burns 360 kilocalories. (which, by the way, is equivalent to running at a speed of 8 km/h for 45 minutes).
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Our Woman Crush this Wednesday😍.
Meet Pearl from Abuja. She's a sweet calm lady, and she's open to connect to a man that's 'sweet and nice'.
DM to Connect.
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Why is it so hard for most women to let go of toxic men?
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Be honest. Can you allow your spouse go through your phone?
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A sufficient amount of water in the body contributes to a bright orgasm 🔥💦
▪️If the body has received the right amount of fluid, orgasm during intimacy will be brighter and more powerful.
And prolonged lovemaking (more than 30 minutes) leads to
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Studies have confirmed that women have affairs precisely because of dissatisfaction with existing relationships.
Men, try not to promise women more than you can do for her. Rather try under promising and over delivering. Learn to be honest about yourself from day one; finances,
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35% of girls believe that the most erogenous zone on their body is their nipples.
In second place with the result of 28% was the neck.
Third place - the buttocks - this is what 15% of the ladies surveyed believe.
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Nobody:
Her: "I can come over. But nothing is happening" 🤡
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Guys, during a blow job, women would prefer you tell her WHEN you’re cumming... 💦
Dude, sperm tastes like something between sea water and raw egg white. 🤢 Not everybody likes it.
So warn her in time to make sure there’s no embarrassment.
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This should be fun. Who're you taking with on this date, tag them.
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Coffee contributes to loss of breast volume. if you drink three servings a day, your breasts will shrink by 17%.
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Nowadays you can't even stay mad at your girl because of these "AM ALWAYS HERE FOR YOU" guys. 😞😞
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Man Crush Monday - Match Making Request 💞
Mr Topmost is a content creator residing in Lagos, age range between 24 & 26. He is single, open to long distance relationships. He values; open communication, listening and feeling heard,mutual intimacy, respect & trust.
👉🏼👈🏼? DM NOW!
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Fun fact: During sex the blood circulates through the body faster. As a consequence, the body is cleansed of toxins.
We are exposed to environmental toxins all the time. Even the simplest of daily routines can expose one to several common pollutants found in the water we drink, food we eat, and air we breathe.
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Open thread 👇🏼
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Motivation Monday: Women would rather share a successful Man than be attached to a faithful loser.
Always remember that.
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You need to attract the right people into your life by becoming them! Embrace self improvement to attract your perfect match!
Keep growing internally till you attract the spouse you want. However, you have to connect with people on an emotional level, put yourself out there.
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Your dick inside that condom, missing out on all that wet wetness 💦 ☠️
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I don't know who needs to hear this but, she don’t want you she just wants the attention.
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Freaky Friday 💦 is always fun on our WhatsApp TV platform. Don't miss out on all the spontaneous freaky/dirty humor memes and also erotic comic that'll be dropped there tonight.
Connect to WhatsApp TV
👇🏼
Freaky/Dirty Humor Memes Thread
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Is there a girl out there that don't know how to tell a man you want sex?
Why talk btw?
Hint and seduce him silently: use your body instead of words, snuggle up to him from behind hugging the man with one hand, and get into his underpants with the other. Sexual desire 👍✅.
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In 69% of men after a week of abstinence, ejaculation can occur much faster than usual, in about 3-5 minutes
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Sex heals 💉
The content of immunoglobulin A, which strengthens the immune system, is 30% more in the blood of those who have sex.
What else is sex good for?
💢Sex helps to improve blood circulation and blood filtration.
A Thread 👇🏽 | very dark man
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You're making it worse for yourself!
Never stay where it's toxic. Negative communication only leads to a lowering of your self-esteem.
If there are relationships you don't like, people who depress you, do not be afraid to leave them.
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Types of flirting 💞
◾️Gentleman flirting
Polite flirting is very attractive to women. We feel care, attention and a firm male shoulder.
◾️Happy flirting
Humor is an indicator of...
Open tweet 👇🏼 and, you'll have to tell me which your favorite guys, and ladies.
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Alcohol use is a popular cause of erectile dysfunction in men. As the amount of alcohol in the blood increases, the brain's ability to respond to sexual stimulation decreases.
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Relationship Tips
▪️ HOW CAN I BECOME SELF-CONFIDENT AROUND LADIES?
A Thread 👇🏼
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Newly wedded wife complains that her husband barely leaves any domestic chores for her to do, he wakes up before her does almost all the chores and she wakes up feeling kinda useless. He picks up stuff and rearranges at any slightest disorder.
Isn't this your dream man, ladies?
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When men needs money, a favor, they often go to men, when women needs money, favors, they often go to men...
Something is not clear, 🤔 who are the actual 'helpers' on this earth men or women?
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Men if you need a woman that will be more loyal to you and that will respect you adequately, you need a woman that seeks emotional intimacy over financial intimacy.
Let me explain this to you... Check out the thread 👇
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Me explaining to my girlfriend how to get a free iPhone 13
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Fun fact: Girls who have just broken up with a guy are 57% likely to have sex on the first date.
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Let's do another thread of pick-up lines.
Watch till the end. Add Yours in the CS or Quotes.
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"I can't choose someone that loves me over the father of my child"
Can we help this 23yo woman with some advice?
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64% of men are attracted to sex with a virgin. While most women would not want to sleep with male virgins.
Check out the polls bellow. (Open tweet).
Ladies would you rather marry a male virgin?
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Port Harcourt People are you ready for this Summer vibes that we're bringing to you this August? 🌅
Save The Date: Friday 23rd August, 2024
This is the biggest summer bikini 👙 ⛱️ party in Portharcourt City this year.
Brought to you by De GoodLife & Your's Truly.
#poolparty
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Top Mistakes when Fondling a Woman's Breasts.
There's a high chance that porn videos have taught you to squeeze her nipples hard and nibble her breasts in a fit of passion (that, women in the videos like that).
Yes, indeed, some girls like it rough. But...
Open tweet 👇🏼
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If men cheat on their women with "side chicks", what name do we call men that women cheat on their men with? And who should be more shameful? The women cheating, or the men they're cheating with?
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One of the biggest mistakes ladies often make is believing that they could fix a broken man. Men can only pretend to be working on themselves for you. When you're in, and they've had you where they want you, the effort would gradually reduce. A man and his goals and ambition...
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You can't go forward and backward at the same time. Let the thing go that is holding you back.
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Hey Can I Follow you home cos my Mum said I should follow my dreams 🥰
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@Naija_PR
Have you ever seen a woman with a great sense of humor? ☺️ Could easily attract anyone.
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When you're having sex with the boss's daughter, but then you realize that you're working for yourself 💀💀
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Another Guinness World Record set to be broken by a Nigerian from Portharcourt named Anita J Chinyere, for the most hrs slicing vegetables and fruits.
She's live on her Facebook (link below). Let's Show her love and support 💕. Like, follow & Repost! ❣️
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Pick-up Tips
Guys that are usually bothered the questions: "What do i tell her? What do I talk to her about?"
You are probably worried about WRONG questions guys!
Here are the correct questions, there are two of them:
A thread 👇🏼
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Life Tips from a man who has seen it about women.
Women Do you Agree 💯?
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I've seen a lot in my life, but never have I seen a man who was armed and unarmed, at the same damn time 💀
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• Relationship is not about kissing, holding hands, the dates. Its about being with someone who makes you happy in a way that no one else can. Its about being with someone who accept you & your weirdness. Its about being yourself around them & they can be their self around you.
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When he's playing with his sister's phone, and you the neighbor that's hitting on her, sends her a dick picture
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Most of you will rather not communicate and express yourselves in a relationship, than "over communicate". I've heard that term before and I'm still wondering if there's anything like over-communication. If you're with someone who cares to listen to you and desires to ...
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Bell has no sound till someone rings it,
Song has no tune till someone sings it,
So never hide your feelings
Because, it has no value till someone feels it..
Live your life. Love.
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I dated a blind girl she broke up with me...
Guess who is back with a different voice...💀😆
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