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@dec_7964
Dec
1 month
Totally get it wee man.
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@dec_7964
Dec
5 years
How come burds can cut aboot way taps that say barbie on them n naecunt bats an eyelid but if boys ran aboot in Ben 10 or Spider-Man tops we’d get ripped stinkin??s
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@dec_7964
Dec
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@dec_7964
Dec
3 years
So I’ve been on 3 day benders in Jacks uni in Ayr , glasgow uni, endless pubs n illegal oot door gatherings for a year n a half , n a might have Covid coz a went for a don pollo way ma wee sister 😂😂😂😂😂 Fuck right off peri peri raging man
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@dec_7964
Dec
5 years
Fuck maga , got smashed in ma own reception aff 3 danish boys for telling them Christian Eriksen fingered there maw :////
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@dec_7964
Dec
5 years
I am usually the person who never tells anyone anything and never really shows how I feel , but these last few days have frightened the shit out me and I’d never like anyone else to experience it because it was horrific & I feel this is necessary for anyone who may need to see it
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@dec_7964
Dec
4 years
Hate to sound rude but is anycunt else fed up to the point they Cba replying to anycunt n it’s coz aw u rlly have tae do recently is talk to folk hahahahahaha
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@dec_7964
Dec
5 years
No think it’s weird how like aww humans look different but aw animals look the same as there own species like u don’t get a fat specky walrus n a wee skinny baldy walrus pure fried man
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@dec_7964
Dec
3 years
Full calendar year aff the bad stuff👍🏻 used to phone in sick to work coz I’d be too busy getting fried n couldn’t come aff it , ruined so many relationships coz of how horrible a person it made me. Never felt better these days🤩❤️ does get easier troops x
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@dec_7964
Dec
2 years
@11tomcull @macpearson_dj Surely he stops for a shite occasionally calculate that
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@dec_7964
Dec
4 years
Spent months drinking 24/7 and wanting to die everyday to being aff everything just over a month and bagged masel a full time job , does always get better troops love use x
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@dec_7964
Dec
5 years
Livi macdos is an actual cave for the weirdest undernourished beasts of the retarded underworld man holy shit , just witnessed a wee 14 year old ginger boy try floor the Macdos Police Officer for telling him to leave
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@dec_7964
Dec
3 years
Am howling why wis Charlotte fae Geordie shore in Envi😂😂
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@dec_7964
Dec
3 years
That’s me a full month aff the bevvy and 200 days aff the powdery shite😎😎 feelin superb
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@dec_7964
Dec
5 years
Gonty tell ma kids this is Cardi B
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@dec_7964
Dec
4 years
Great locked in til feb wits even the point in living shahhaha
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@dec_7964
Dec
5 years
Am howling man
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@dec_7964
Dec
6 months
@JackCBellamy18 @dons_1983 When have u ever seen it say 10-players… and not men ever?
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@dec_7964
Dec
1 year
@bafmcc We called it ring sting but now am realising how weird that is
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@dec_7964
Dec
4 years
Cheesy basically told a tinder burd he pumps his sister🤣🤣🤣🤣
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@dec_7964
Dec
4 years
Opening upto ur pals etc is the best thing you could do and I’d encourage anyone to do so if something’s bothering u, no matter how big or small the issue seems. They’ll understand and listen and most importantly help u❤️ and if anyone needs someone to talk to feel free to dm me.
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@dec_7964
Dec
4 years
Tb to ma first time meeting drury n he’s launching himself aff a staircase ahahaah
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@dec_7964
Dec
4 years
Fly Dubai must be the daftest idea ever man place is a whole new world fae the Uk man you’d get 15 years for scantin ur pal
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@dec_7964
Dec
4 years
Don pollo r surely at it , called to book a table and they didn’t even ask how many they just said sorry fully booked, and then ma lassie pal phoned 5 mins later and got a table right away.. bit creepy if u ask me shahahah
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@dec_7964
Dec
6 months
@GeorgeButler_ @ajohnstoncsc Awww nah a fully thought it was the fat guy aswell
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@dec_7964
Dec
5 years
Ur maws no topped ur leccie up again
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Excuse me why is power not on?
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@dec_7964
Dec
1 year
Today is my 1000th day free of sniffing ching, ket n aw that rubbish, feelin fantastic for it 😀👍🏻
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@dec_7964
Dec
2 months
@robert87056 Big A-Train coming in number 30 in the rumble
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@dec_7964
Dec
5 years
@elouuise_x @OfficialPLT_CS @OfficialPLT Looks like ma nanas caravan blinds
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@dec_7964
Dec
1 year
@breezybhoy88 4 grand and the keys to ma nanas caravan for a month
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@dec_7964
Dec
3 years
How many young lives are going to be lost before mental health is taken seriously and things are put in place to actually assist people in need. It’s about time we focus on the real pandemic! Stick together team , DM’s are open for anyone who needs a chat, RIP Robby x
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@dec_7964
Dec
4 years
Wit if Madeline mcann , is smoking a joint the now , laughing about how Madeline mcann could be alive smoking joints right now
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@dec_7964
Dec
2 years
@pollo_peri that’s not peri nice is it 😡
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@dec_7964
Dec
3 years
Lmao Lewis fucked it
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@dec_7964
Dec
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@dec_7964
Dec
4 years
Honestly wish a had the baws to just cut some folk aff but seems like a wanker move but rlly wid be better aff without them fml
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@dec_7964
Dec
9 months
@sspencerukk Fucking phenomenal viewing man
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@dec_7964
Dec
5 years
Mental how much wee Lewis capaldi bum sooks r jealous ae that Paige Turley lassie n abusing her ahahaha gees peace he’ll no sing at ur 16th
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@dec_7964
Dec
3 years
Least we’ve got square sausage
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@dec_7964
Dec
4 years
from now on am giving maself a right good shake n being a better person before it’s too late , always pushing away the ones a love coz ma heads fucked but they don’t deserve it , here’s to a new week and a new outlook on life:)))
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@dec_7964
Dec
2 years
@Zondervan1875 @HibernianFC @MartinBoyle9 rumour has it Martin boyles plane has done a U-Turn due to this video.
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@dec_7964
Dec
4 years
This lockdowns nae good for the heed at aw man😕
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@dec_7964
Dec
5 years
So the lamp at table ten don pollo is now smashed coz a accidentally stuck the nut in it hahahahahah
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@dec_7964
Dec
2 years
@Josh_Edwards96 @the_pieface A thought he Wis like 19🤣🤣🤣
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@dec_7964
Dec
5 years
Nice to see dealers giving back to the customers , heart warming ❤️
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@dec_7964
Dec
1 year
@AbbyMccord Can you put them on and video you jogging down ur garden and back, just to make sure they work ok?
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@dec_7964
Dec
4 years
Getting rid of folk who don’t deserve ur effort is such a relief man advise everycunt to do so:)
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@dec_7964
Dec
9 months
@chrissybh0y @CelticFC Acid at half 4 on a Tuesday ur brave
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@dec_7964
Dec
2 years
@CouldbeL @RyanStevenF Hahahha up ye ya fat wank
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@dec_7964
Dec
4 years
Came to a conclusion am a weapon on the drink ahahahhaha
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@dec_7964
Dec
3 years
actual love how sound everycunt is being at pubs n that coz we’ve no had freedom in a while , a mean it shouldn’t take a pandemic to make folk sound but still stands.
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@dec_7964
Dec
2 years
@Neverbeenratiod @sportbible Chunkz is Ethiopian mate :/
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@dec_7964
Dec
2 years
@AKCELTICglasgow @lxurensm1thx somecunt flung a unicycle
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@dec_7964
Dec
4 years
Actual proud I’ve no shoved any reeking form ae class A up ma nose in months man can’t wait to be able to say years🤝
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@dec_7964
Dec
1 year
@breezybhoy88 course mate you’ll needy arm wrestle ma papa for a space in the bed
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@dec_7964
Dec
5 years
somecunt should make a phonetic alphabet for Scottish folk be so much easier if ur on the phone ae sky or whoever , B for bawsack, Q for Q a ching , life changing stuff man
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@dec_7964
Dec
4 years
Struggling an absolute belter rn holy shit
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@dec_7964
Dec
2 years
@CelticFC Kyogos a wee weirdo a love him
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@dec_7964
Dec
5 years
A still canny believe a bumped into a burd in cav said sorry pal not one even slight whift of flirtation n she ran back up the stairs GRABBED MA TOOL n laughed n walked away down the stairs again:// wtf is Edinburgh man
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@dec_7964
Dec
4 years
If a had a pound for everycunt a told a fancied last night I’d buy a sex doll n slap her arse
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@dec_7964
Dec
1 year
@beccs_ lit asking ur gran if she’s heard ae hornswoggle
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@dec_7964
Dec
5 years
🐴 hayyyyyyy
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@dec_7964
Dec
4 years
Wish a had the baws to just cut aff everycunt who makes me feel shite but am a mug so here we are
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@dec_7964
Dec
5 months
@olliejread Close ur eyes you’ll think ur in a Turkish barbers
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@dec_7964
Dec
4 years
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@dec_7964
Dec
4 years
Note to self don’t eat left over don pollo the next day man sitting way ma arse in the sink way the cauld tap on trying no ae greet
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@dec_7964
Dec
4 years
Wish a could take back every stupid thing I’ve spent money on in the last couple months , depressed&skint fs
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@dec_7964
Dec
5 years
Wish burds got itchy baws stuck to ur thighs or a random stauner in public 😭😭😭😖
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wish boys got periods and cramps so they knew the pain we go through 😭😭😭😭😭cannot be dealing with this
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@dec_7964
Dec
2 years
@KianMcGowan5 @Angeba11 @lc_1888 He Wis hiding in a locker
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@dec_7964
Dec
4 years
Been affit a whole month today feelin fucking awesome man hwg
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@dec_7964
Dec
5 years
Anycunt notice it’s jay Beattie giving him the gear 😭😭😭
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@dec_7964
Dec
5 years
Booked a random mad wee cheap last minute hotel for after green velvet without even looking at the photos , just went to check and got hit way this 😂😂
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@dec_7964
Dec
5 years
Mad how one person can make your mood 10x better
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@dec_7964
Dec
4 years
Am genuinely dying to catch corona virus so a can go aboot coughing on aw the cunts a hate , big game ae infected
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@dec_7964
Dec
3 years
So a left a Nike bag full ae trackies trainers aftershave n aw that , at the livi inn, just phoned to ask if it’s there n apparently a lassie came said it was her pals n took it 😂😂😂 anycunt got ma bag ffs a like they trainers :(
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@dec_7964
Dec
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@AyrMegan @SparesCeltic If you cover them in Vaseline n put them in the fridge the char marks should come off n they’ll be readable again 👍🏻
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@dec_7964
Dec
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@MaedaMealOfThat Met Ryan Christie in Size in Glasgow got a picture and then saw him again in cruise n panicked n said “ u following us or suhin “ n he didn’t laugh
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@dec_7964
Dec
2 years
@kieran_ashton1 Pop some Vitamin b12 and Zinc, 2 paracetamols endless orange Fanta n a chinese n ofcourse a wank.
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@dec_7964
Dec
4 years
Could ride a nandos don pollo tgis kfc huplee wagas McDonald’s the list is endless man🤤
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@dec_7964
Dec
3 years
Nana n Papa 50 year married today the big man got her 50 red roses, jimbo sets the bar clearly.
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@dec_7964
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@dec_7964
Dec
4 years
The worst feelin ever is when u feel like u do absolutely every ones heed in and they just reply coz they feel bad for u ahhaahah fml
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@dec_7964
Dec
3 years
Just surprised ma wee maw way 4 nights in Budapest for the Xmas markets for me n her n a canny wait lmao spending time w ur maw is vital but dain it abroad and mangled is twice as good😎❤️
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@dec_7964
Dec
4 years
Boris tested positive for corona virus aw ffs Man U canny write this ahahahahah
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@dec_7964
Dec
4 years
Been affit entirely for 2 n a bit weeks n already feel 10x better mentally and physically , crazy wit alcohol does to u
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@dec_7964
Dec
4 years
When ur oot ur box in a gaff n walk into the room ae ur pals
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@dec_7964
Dec
4 years
Normalise and encourage voice note convos typing is overrated
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@dec_7964
Dec
4 years
Judt want to wish anyone that sees this a happy new year and a positive future , last year was shite but it doesn’t define yous, keep pushing and stay happy , spread love more than ever , we all fucking earned this day❤️🤝
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@dec_7964
Dec
3 years
better be a big bite for that price the robbin bastards
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@dec_7964
Dec
4 years
Fuck did a manage that
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@dec_7964
Dec
4 years
Am so glad suhns just clicked in me but , am so excited to focus on ma goals , get masel back to normal and forget about people who bring me down , onwards and upwards , love ma pals❤️
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@dec_7964
Dec
4 years
Well we’re not gonty wank standing up r we
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@dec_7964
Dec
4 years
Fucknows wits happened to me but a genuinely don’t let anything bother me anymore result suck a fatty
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@dec_7964
Dec
4 years
Bucket at ma 11 year old wee cousins snapchat stories🤣
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@dec_7964
Dec
4 years
Cunts that change when they start speaking to other folk r the worst man behave
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@dec_7964
Dec
3 years
New Covid variant found in England the same day we announce Pubs opening please build a 363737 Foot barbed wire electric fence lined way haggis pls
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