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@deannagmcdonald
deanna mcdonald
7 years
I buy organic so that I can live a longer life crippled by the debt of my groceries.
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@deannagmcdonald
deanna mcdonald
3 years
the ppl who say “i’d rather not say” are anti-vaxx. vaxxed ppl are like YES, i got my 1st shot of [brand] on [date] and i was fine but after my 2nd shot on [date] i got sick but my coworker got it worse, after 2 weeks i saw my parents and kissed a stranger on the mouth and then i
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@deannagmcdonald
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the kate middleton drama is hard because i don't care about the royal family or conspiracy theories, however, i do care about being in everyone's business
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@deannagmcdonald
deanna mcdonald
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los angeles, let me put it in a way u can understand: celebs endorsing karen bass: kerry washington natalie portman john legend jane fonda america ferrera aloe blacc celebs endorsing rick caruso: the kardashians gwyneth paltrow katy perry elon musk chris pratt scooter braun
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@deannagmcdonald
deanna mcdonald
1 year
imagine screwing up so bad that every muppet on sesame street takes turns dunking on your idea
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@deannagmcdonald
deanna mcdonald
3 years
ok but i love him anyway
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@deannagmcdonald
deanna mcdonald
3 years
what’s great about this is i’m not even really insulting anti-vaxxers i’m just like “this is indicative of my experience with them” and they’re all mad in my mentions going “i’d rather not say! it’s none of anyone’s business!” and it’s like yeah that’s what i said you’d say?
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@deannagmcdonald
deanna mcdonald
3 years
to everyone quote tweeting this with your vaccine story: know that i love you
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@deannagmcdonald
deanna mcdonald
2 years
i’m sorry sometimes it is just so funny to me that the administration everyone jokes is too old has absolutely inundated us with gen z pop star content for a year
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@deannagmcdonald
deanna mcdonald
3 years
another day, another report that a rich man spent his money on a trip to space while dolly parton spent it on people in need
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@deannagmcdonald
deanna mcdonald
5 months
does anybody on this app understand what presidents do
@VoidOfRoses
Nolan 🌹
5 months
Biden’s agencies/appointees are doing a better job at getting my vote than he is.
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@deannagmcdonald
deanna mcdonald
5 years
For your viewing pleasure, my husky has taught my roommate’s puppy how to howl at ambulance sirens and now they consider it their duty to announce the approaching vehicles like some kind of canine Paul Reveres
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@deannagmcdonald
deanna mcdonald
4 years
literally every day
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@deannagmcdonald
deanna mcdonald
3 years
hillary had a private server and that is too lax on security kamala doesn’t trust bluetooth and that is too paranoid on security a woman just not that woman forever and ever and ever
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@deannagmcdonald
deanna mcdonald
3 years
my mom started a trump vs biden fight with me tonight and when i kept correcting her she said i was crazy and i needed to google the facts so i did and now she has like twenty screencaps and one video in her texts and has asked me to stop three times
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@deannagmcdonald
deanna mcdonald
2 years
a great example of cognitive dissonance is goop’s endorsement of “tough on crime/end homelessness” caruso and the fact that she is voting no on ula: a measure that would tax real estate sales over $5mil to fund affordable housing and tenant assistance programs
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@deannagmcdonald
deanna mcdonald
2 years
it takes 60 senate votes to pass a bill. out of 50 democrats...not one...not one single one, not even joe fucking manchin, has an a rating from the nra. most republicans do. all the ones running for election/re-election this year: a-a+. stop asking "why vote?"
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@deannagmcdonald
deanna mcdonald
7 years
. @billyeichner welp, it happened.
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@deannagmcdonald
deanna mcdonald
1 year
joe biden, catholic, has been denied communion for supporting abortion rights. the bible says nothing about abortion. greg abbott, catholic, has not been denied communion for the disgusting way he treats migrants. the bible says a hell of a lot about how we treat the poor.
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deanna mcdonald
1 year
i’m sorry but this is hilarious
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@deannagmcdonald
deanna mcdonald
2 years
@OfficialJLD
Julia Louis-Dreyfus
2 years
. @KarenBassLA is in a very close race for LA mayor because her opponent has spent $100 million covering up the fact he’s not qualified. So, let’s lift up Karen by spreading the word on why she’s the best choice for LA Mayor! Here are just a few reasons:
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@deannagmcdonald
deanna mcdonald
5 years
One week ago, I had no idea who Denise McAllister was. Despite my best efforts to keep it that way, I now know she worked for The Federalist (past tense), The Daily Wire (past tense), is a homophobe (present tense), and was at Meghan McCain’s wedding.
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@deannagmcdonald
deanna mcdonald
4 years
i wish all the dudes who said the vice presidential debate wasn't memorable knew how many of my female friends now own an "i'm speaking" shirt.
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@deannagmcdonald
deanna mcdonald
1 year
jesus, even rubber duckie thinks he’s a joke
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@deannagmcdonald
deanna mcdonald
1 year
i simply choose to live my life in a way that doesn’t make big bird think i’m pathetic
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@deannagmcdonald
deanna mcdonald
4 years
“yeah, did that scare you? good, fuckin vote, assholes.” -rbg
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@deannagmcdonald
deanna mcdonald
5 years
yo did Kamala Harris turn someone at @politico down for a date or something
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@deannagmcdonald
deanna mcdonald
2 years
just my everyday, six or seven times per day
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@deannagmcdonald
deanna mcdonald
3 years
ok m’am you are free to go
@RawStory
Raw Story
3 years
REVEALED: Elizabeth Holmes allegedly duped Betsy DeVos' family out of $100 million
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@deannagmcdonald
deanna mcdonald
5 years
In honor of Kamala’s endorsement I would like to share a story I once overheard at work & that is that when Doug and Kamala got engaged, Joe Biden called Doug & left him a message saying he was marrying up and that the Secret Service works for him. Anyway, I thought it was funny.
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@deannagmcdonald
deanna mcdonald
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having once waited on elisabeth hasselbeck and her 607 food allergies i don’t think anyone needs to hear any snack food judgement from her
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Acyn
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Hasselbeck: You just talked about Kamala Harris supposedly eating a bag of Doritos.. That's the emotional response of the leader of the free world is to binge eat Doritos? Can you imagine Putin chugging down a bag of Sour Patch Kids..
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deanna mcdonald
5 years
My dog may be famous for his howling videos but this is still one of my all time favorites (sound ON).
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@deannagmcdonald
deanna mcdonald
4 years
it pains me to no end that this courageous, truly good man could lose his seat...simply for being courageous and truly good.
@thehill
The Hill
4 years
JUST IN: Doug Jones says he will not support Supreme Court nominee before election
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@deannagmcdonald
deanna mcdonald
5 years
You know who would have dominated in a South Carolina debate? Yeah, you do.
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@deannagmcdonald
deanna mcdonald
3 years
i think about their faces here a lot
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@deannagmcdonald
deanna mcdonald
3 years
it will never make sense
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@deannagmcdonald
deanna mcdonald
4 years
i thought this was an endorsement for biden
@EricTrump
Eric Trump
4 years
Joe Biden sides with teachers union bosses in refusing to commit to reopening schools this fall. Biden has also pledged that “no private charter school—would receive a penny of federal money.”
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deanna mcdonald
4 years
A friend of mine loves Bernie. When it was clear it was going to be Biden, I thought she would be upset (fucken Twitter, man). Instead she told me a story about the time she met Joe when he was the Senator from Delaware. He came into the restaurant she works at...
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@deannagmcdonald
deanna mcdonald
4 years
lol hillary was endlessly shit on, honestly just absolutely pummeled, for waiting ten hours to concede ain’t that wild
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@deannagmcdonald
deanna mcdonald
4 years
“dems should be doing eVeRyThInG they can to block trump’s supreme court nominee” - a lot of people who didn’t vote for hillary in 2016
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@deannagmcdonald
deanna mcdonald
2 years
if you take money from the nra, your stance on guns is political. you do not get to say "don't politicize this." any event or conversation about guns will always be political when it comes to you, you designed it that way.
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@deannagmcdonald
deanna mcdonald
4 years
whew, this has aged well
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deanna mcdonald
4 years
and changing and listening to people who disagree w/him, but also to lifting up marginalized communities & taking time with people others would often ignore...well, yes, of course I can get excited about electing that man. After everything we've seen? Are you kidding me? Stoked.
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deanna mcdonald
3 years
y’all i cannot
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@deannagmcdonald
deanna mcdonald
4 years
my friend bought blitz a halloween bow tie and now his look fluctuates from “handsome gentleman” to “classy drunk”
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@deannagmcdonald
deanna mcdonald
2 years
also i would like to talk about how excited doug looks to meet bts here is he a fan
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@deannagmcdonald
deanna mcdonald
4 years
hey uh, has Chris Dodd ever expressed remorse for his role in sexually assaulting a waitress? no? ok then.
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@deannagmcdonald
deanna mcdonald
5 years
Just said “ok boomer” to my dog bc he wouldn’t stop barking at me.
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deanna mcdonald
4 years
@notkristiane @realDonaldTrump your daughter is so pretty- she should be in pageants!!! ❤️❤️❤️
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deanna mcdonald
4 years
very excited for the vp selection process to end so we can move from hating on five or six women to hating on one woman
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@deannagmcdonald
deanna mcdonald
3 years
gosh, I'm sorry, i guess with everything going on i just can't get upset about our retired, vaccinated president having a bunch of vaccinated friends over for his birthday. wait...nope, can't do it.
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deanna mcdonald
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hi, the thing about calling kamala harris a dei hire is that she’s won 3x the elections and served over 3x as many years in public office as trump and vance COMBINED so really you just mean black woman
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@deannagmcdonald
deanna mcdonald
5 years
Guys, you both did a great job ok
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deanna mcdonald
3 years
halp i’m crying this is so funny
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@deannagmcdonald
deanna mcdonald
4 years
And it just made me think about how, yeah, some people had more progressive visions for our platform and nominee, and that is valid. But...a man with that big of a heart, who listens-not just to "important" people but the people who often have no voice, who is open to learning...
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@deannagmcdonald
deanna mcdonald
4 years
all i ask is that you be as outraged at this administration as you are for a female ghostbuster
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@deannagmcdonald
deanna mcdonald
2 years
so when my neighbors work in their yard my dog thinks it sounds like skateboarders bc he thinks everything sounds like skateboarders so then he has to go hide in the closet and then he gets mad bc i’m not mad and also bc sometimes i start laughing
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@deannagmcdonald
deanna mcdonald
4 years
lollllll amazing
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@deannagmcdonald
deanna mcdonald
2 years
ugh, sorry, i have to say it but: if you're excited about justice brown jackson but weren't excited about justice gorsuch, justice kavanaugh, or justice coney barrett, then the two parties are not the same, actually ?
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@deannagmcdonald
deanna mcdonald
4 years
a mood
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@deannagmcdonald
deanna mcdonald
4 years
there’s being on message and then there is parody
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@deannagmcdonald
deanna mcdonald
4 years
Blitz likes his own space and will never jump on my bed if I am on it except TODAY when he came in from the rain, jumped up on MY bed to roll around and dry off and then jumped down to his own bed to just stare at me like “No regrets.” I can’t even be mad, that’s a boss move.
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@deannagmcdonald
deanna mcdonald
4 years
we’re just gonna “a woman but not that woman” until we run out i guess
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deanna mcdonald
4 years
gavin is that friend who picks the photo he likes but forgets to check and make sure it’s a good pic of everyone else
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@deannagmcdonald
deanna mcdonald
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country singer or not but especially as a country singer if willie nelson told me my head was so far up my ass i couldn’t pull it out i would change my name and never show my face in public again, that’s it
@_TreyWarren
Trey Warren
1 year
An ode to Jason Aldean.
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deanna mcdonald
4 years
kamala walking in to break those senate ties
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deanna mcdonald
5 years
Just your casual reminder that exactly *one* presidential candidate stood up for Katie Hill.
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@deannagmcdonald
deanna mcdonald
4 years
Well, this was a moment.
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deanna mcdonald
4 years
He gave her his card. We live in California. Again, he was the Senator from Delaware. He told her, "You ever have any problems, you let me know." It's a small story, but it seems to echo so many shared the last few nights...
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@deannagmcdonald
deanna mcdonald
2 years
not ppl earnestly telling me no one should vote by celeb endorsements lmaooo
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deanna mcdonald
2 years
truly never saw something this toxic and harmful to survivors and the field in my 10+ years working and volunteering for dv orgs - cannot even comprehend
@cbouzy
Christopher Bouzy (spoutible.com/cbouzy)
2 years
Exclusive: Our latest report illustrates how Amber Heard and her supporters were subjected to rampant abuse and targeted harassment. Twitter essentially left the women to fend for themselves with little to no support from the platform. Download it here:
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deanna mcdonald
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the “alright!” from joe as she finished reminded me of the two very different ways the candidates of this election treated the strong women who challenged them.
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deanna mcdonald
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just remembered that the loudest “i must know everything going into my body” anti-vaxxer i know has breast implants
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deanna mcdonald
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@billyeichner Never been so happy to be too poor for Equinox
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@deannagmcdonald
deanna mcdonald
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@LaurenAshley087 damn, always heard vetting process was tough but didn't know that you had to answer for your family's shit from six generations ago
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deanna mcdonald
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neighborhood kids helpin’ out
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@deannagmcdonald
deanna mcdonald
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@offbeatorbit swifties tagging a corporate union buster to get another swiftie fired sure is something
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@deannagmcdonald
deanna mcdonald
3 years
“low-skill workers like cooks”? you ever serve brunch to 300 people in three hours? ever worked a grill at double the volume but with half the coworkers? HAVE YOU EVER EVEN SEEN A CHEESECAKE FACTORY MENU??
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deanna mcdonald
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dodger fans are hilarious. 111 wins and they’re all like “fire roberts” “rebuild the roster” and “sell the team” ! lmaooooo five minutes as a mets fan and they’d walk themselves off a ledge, i swear
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deanna mcdonald
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so what you’re saying is his life is in danger and he has the means to go out of state to protect it
@KristanHawkins
Kristan Hawkins
2 years
Justice Alito and his family have been moved to an undisclosed location. Let us pray for he and his family’s safety.
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deanna mcdonald
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sorry, i am just now finding out that the harris senate softball team is named "the oxford kamalas"- put this in a museum
@VP
Vice President Kamala Harris
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A great night with a great team!
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deanna mcdonald
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She's a server in a hotel restaurant. She said he was very kind, would joke around, lovely man. At some point he looks around and asked her if it was a union hotel. She said yes. He asked her about it, her experiences, thoughts, etc. At the end of the conversation...
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deanna mcdonald
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everything i know about megan fox and machine gun kelly i learned against my will but i will know everything about this messy ass breakup like i am cramming for the final exam
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deanna mcdonald
4 years
@SenTedCruz @US_FDA do me a favor and google “ectopic pregnancy”
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deanna mcdonald
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can’t believe i have to thread this in bc some people think that all observations must apply to every single human or thus be false
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deanna mcdonald
3 years
about 2% of the people in my mentions are like “i am vaccinated and i still would rather not say so you are wrong!!!” and you know what, moderna and pfizer only have 95% accuracy so bitch my numbers are better than the vaccine
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deanna mcdonald
3 years
how does this still resonate
@deannagmcdonald
deanna mcdonald
5 years
yo did Kamala Harris turn someone at @politico down for a date or something
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4 years
lmaoooo shaun king trending now bc of my screenshot i feel like a hero
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@deannagmcdonald
deanna mcdonald
4 years
wait, wait, wait, she only been a judge three years and we want to put her on the most supreme court in the land? when every job i apply for tells me five years experience might get me an interview for an entry-level position? you serious?
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deanna mcdonald
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Idk why we keep saying the Democratic Party doesn’t reflect America. Qualified POC keep getting pushed out of the way for underwhelming white people and what is more American than that?
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deanna mcdonald
4 years
legit jill biden and doug emhoff have provided better security to elected officials than the capitol police
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deanna mcdonald
3 years
he mad bc i am washing his bedding
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deanna mcdonald
3 years
the way kamala infuriates republican men is honestly aspirational
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deanna mcdonald
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@elizaorlins yeah thing is, most of the time, men who assault women *are* given the benefit of the doubt or believed to be innocent even w ample proof so we don’t actually need this reminder. maybe instead you could remind ppl how rare it is for women to falsely report assault how about that
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deanna mcdonald
4 years
Amplifying this for a friend (and former roommate). If anyone can help, let me know!
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deanna mcdonald
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about 2% of the people in my mentions are like “i am vaccinated and i still would rather not say so you are wrong!!!” and you know what, moderna and pfizer only have 95% accuracy so bitch my numbers are better than the vaccine
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deanna mcdonald
4 years
lol no shit
@thehill
The Hill
4 years
Obama would beat Trump in head-to-head matchup: poll
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