Had 3. Didn’t really taste of much. Just creamy. Well that’s it smashed for this year. Might look for the bagpipes for the remainer

Having a Bucks bar before a late shift isn’t my finest idea. Absolutely burst, could go a sleep now

@calvinrobinson Nah don’t agree. Been in a good few scraps with woman cops and would rather they were there than some guys turning up. Can name a few id want next to me than some guys

@ali_campbell14 Aw mate gutting. I’ve got a section of my fence down and trampoline is fecked

Knock on the door and a guy standing there. I noticed your fence has fallen down. Here’s my business card if you want it fixed. Well you noticed more than me coz it was up earlier. That’s a job for tomorrow or Sunday.

@Fostercop @baseballscot No issues with putting on the uniform and doing my bit. Even took a stripes and pips out to do a bit aswell.

Shops are like Xmas eve. Shelves bare. It’s just a bit of wind. Jesus

@davidbr84221249 salt and chilli chicken curry pies are back in Lidl 🤤

Back at the old place of work today. 6 weeks and a lot appears to have changed. Not good. ☹️

@CallumAbroad

@WoodlandNomad @TimKennedyMMA The beloved works of C.S Lewis

@Fostercop Well deserved

Just used the breakdown service with @ScotsPolFed insurance. 1 hr from reporting and I was on the way home on the recovery truck. Great service

@ali_campbell14

@simonsquibb Yip let’s go

That the final Xmas present arrived thanks to @JohnLewisRetail saving the day after terrible service from @Apple

@davidbr84221249 Lidl mate. In the limited time section next to the milk.