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D.C Ted

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I buried the wrong cat and found mine alive in 2006 (dead now)

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Joined March 2009
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When’s xmas
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I did my best
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Shit I love SZA lol
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I’ve become a notorious beast
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Is this that lady that does the TikTok’s on the omnichord
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Lady Gaga
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ABRACADABRA SONG & VIDEO ONLINE IN 15 MINUTES
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RT @BeyTaughtMe: @ENTplus_ Choreographed by a Samoan x
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@nobitchdamn Got me girl
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I wanna donate sperm I’m getting procreate feels
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Coffee is so strong My gut is somersaulting bitch that’s a shartté
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Up stroking my Scott disick
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Lara “5 minute” Craft
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世界のインパクト映像
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【ナイロンロープ】 取れてしまったナイフの取っ手の作り方
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@babyratking And what’s step 1
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RT @itxdan13: Lady Gaga - ARTPOP
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I wrote a story in English class in high school called the temperature of love about a woman that killed her abusive husband with a meat thermometer and got a barely passing grade for it and I definitely need a fucking recount 20 years on
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I’ve never had a flu but covid does that count
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If I get hit by a car with a dash cam the final frames will look that grainy Sasquatch video
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@nobitchdamn Which??!
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@JRnoFlag A baby plot twist
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