Nato Jacobs
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I tweet for people with jobs, people without jobs, middle class, upper class, high class; all that. Cats, snakes, chickens, ducks, elderly people and twerkers
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Kamala Harris is gonna be our first black female president in 2024
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The vaccine is only 52% effective starting two weeks after the first dose. When you get the second dose, the vaccine is 91% effective seven days later. This is a reckless headline.
California nurse tests positive for coronavirus one week after receiving vaccine: report
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Michael Smith refused to do the show without Jemele. Michael Eaves & Elle Duncan refused to sub in for Jemele if ESPN removed her. Love it.
EXCLUSIVE: ESPN tried to kick Jemele Hill off the air and replace her with another black host
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I'm pretty sure this license plate on Pennsylvania Avenue means exactly what I think it means.
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I haven’t seen a religious curve that sharp since Judas betrayed Jesus.
Loyola has Sister Jean, but the White Sox have Sister Mary Jo Sobieck of
@Marian_Catholic
! The Sox might have a little help from the man upstairs today!
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A 20-year-old unvaccinated man, born in the era of vaccine misinformation, is the first confirmed US polio case in 9 years. He was eligible for the vaccine between 2002-2008 and his parents refused. Antivaxxers are bringing back Great Depression diseases.
One person in New York has contracted Polio and health officials are warning that there may be an outbreak.
@Maggie_Vespa
is following the story.
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Nancy is two years older than Joe and is running for reelection in November. She needs to go too.
Nancy Pelosi, who had privately warned Biden against running, thanks him for his service
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Kim Mulkey looks like she just saw a Black person vote.
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The same country that saw 20 first graders get murdered in school and decided it was a reasonable sacrifice so people could keep their guns.
what kind of shithole country sacrifices its schoolchildren
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You can see Dawn Staley making the final play (with no timeouts). She told Cardoso to move up to the foul line and pass to Paopao in the corner. But, right before the inbound, she gives Cardoso the green light to shoot it
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“Commissioner! How many games will Ja Morant be suspended??”
Adam Silver:
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Debra Wilson leaving Mad TV to become one of the best voice actors in the video game world is so gratifying to see/hear.
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The most disrespectful days on here will be the last days of:
Clarence Thomas
Mitch McConnell
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THE ONLY REASON STUDENT LOAN FORGIVENESS FAILED IS BECAUSE YOU PACKED THE COURT YOU BAD BUILT ORANGE BITCH
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Tory Lanez isn’t even talented enough for people to feel so strongly about defending him from a horrible crime that he definitely did.
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This white woman had to audacity to
1. Call someone a “nigger” in DC.
2. Call someone a “nigger” on the bus in DC.
3. Call someone a “nigger” ON THE X2 GOING TOWARD MINNESOTA AVENUE!
Those hands were well earned.
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Here’s the data straight from the New England Journal of Medicine highlighting the efficacy of the Pfizer vaccine. You’re not going to be automatically immune to Covid after the first dose. It takes time.
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This is low even for you. The entire music industry is ganging up on a victim of gun violence just because she was shot by a subpar R&B singer and it’s disgusting.
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Not Like Us is blasting at the DNC as the first Black woman gets nominated for president. This is incredible.
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An unarmed 14 year old girl vs. armed bikers whose actions led to 9 deaths
http://t.co/fOXHbZx7pa
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Shad Khan gave Trump $1 million, so fuck him and his mustache.
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The men of Tuskegee were not given syphilis. They were given placebos and observed by unethical researchers to track how untreated syphilis attacked the body. If y’all are gonna cite Tuskegee to justify not getting the vaccine, at least act like you’ve read about it before.
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That man had “Lonely Space Vixens” loaded in the VCR after the babies went to sleep. He was wild.
Lou Pickles one of the greatest side characters ever. That old man was crazy
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I’m going to do a thread on the journal article about the Pfizer vaccine if I have time later today because a lot of people who got their science test grades placed face down on their desks are getting too loud.
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If you’re responsible for keeping me alive in a metal tube flying close to the speed of sound 6-7 miles above the ground, I want you to be as well rested and stress-free as possible. I’m on their side.
HAPPENING NOW: Dozens of
@Delta
pilots are picketing at the
@ATLairport
. More than 400 pilots are here today protesting flight schedules and work conditions. Details now on
@GoodDayAtlanta
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All that trash they talked about Sha’Carri getting silver and Noah winning the 100 by a very slim margin and now they’re gonna have to watch the 4x100 final from the stands. Cold world
Trouble for Jamaica in the men’s 4x100m relay as they will not compete in the final for the first time since 2004. 😳
#ParisOlympics
📺 USA Network & Peacock
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I stood up like I was watching the last 30 seconds of Game 7 hoping that I was seeing what I hoped I was seeing.
Me when Joffrey started coughing while giving his speech at the Purple Wedding
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Lauryn Hill was the last one to show up for the All-State music competition in Sister Act 2. This is a decades-old habit.
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This is how Marvel is gonna replace Jonathan Majors as Kang next year.
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Lil Kim took so many bullets from respectability negroes to pave the way for a lot of women rapping now. She just sat there taking all that slander still looking gorgeous.
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Holy shit,
#blackish
! The Roots are singing a song about slavery and Juneteenth to the tune of "I'm Just a Bill" from Schoolhouse Rock.
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Black Panther is the first film in the Marvel Cinematic Universe to win an Academy Award.
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DC Twitter:
There are seven new speed cameras coming.
1100 17th St. NE
500 Florida Ave. NE
3500 Commodore Joshua Barney Drive NE
4700 Eastern Ave. NE
6500 14th St. NW
2300 North Capitol St. NW
100 Bryant St. NW
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Bro. Look at the reach of colonialism under Queen Elizabeth
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If I looked like the portrait of an 18th century woman who died of cholera, with a spirit that haunts an abandoned mansion in a horror movie, I would shut the fuck up
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You don't look Native American RT
@AnnCoulter
My hashtag contribution to world affairs ...
http://t.co/fFzl8sHR9E
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Now THIS is someone who always understood the assignment.
Happy 75th Birthday Tim Curry!
“I moved to L.A. because that's where they point cameras at you and that's what I wanted them to do.”
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"Manu Ginobili came from behind to block James Harden's shot in overtime! The man was 76 years old!"
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Mama Burke put up Wilt Chamberlain numbers on “I’m Not Tired Yet.”
- what gospel soloist’s back is this and what song did they carry?
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The replies in here gave me the revelation that Dawn Staley’s ability to call X’s and O’s have been called into question before this game. Having 3 Olympic gold medals as a player and one as a coach should be enough, but that’s just me.
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Taylor is the Rancho Carne Toros and Beyoncé is The East Compton Clovers.
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Drake finally tried to holla at a girl that wasn’t getting ready for her high school prom and got his feelings hurt
calling her out her name unprovoked. a fucking loser. i know a rejected nigga when i see one!
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When you lie to your girl about going to the club and she meets you outside when it closes
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Deray retweeted my first tweet, so it’s only a matter of time before some foolishness enters my mentions.
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WARNING: GRAPHIC
This is what Alex Smith’s leg looked like a week after his injury and eight surgeries.
#Project11
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Angry white people: What date & time is appropriate for us to protest state sanctioned murder of black folks? Don't wanna step on your toes
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No such thing as expired Vicks. It’s well-aged like a fine wine. Put on some Vicks from the Reagan administration and you won’t cough or wheeze for at least 2 years.
So all of us out’chere using expired chest rub 😂🤣😂
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Happy Black History Month
“Shaq, we’re on live.”
Shaq: I don’t give a sh*t
16 years ago today, Shaq went off on the refs. 😂
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NOT THE BRAID-YANG!
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Please stop rage-engaging with these blue check accounts. Every retweet brings them 2 cents closer to that 4 for $4.
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End thread. And if you feel the need to call me out of my name, please remember to put “Doctor” in front of it.
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“Take my strong hand!”
What’s the most random movie line forever stuck in your mind?
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This is such a cool moment. But it just hit me in the chest that we were robbed of the chance to see Shaq and Kobe’s daughters on the same All American team and playing college ball at the exact same time.
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For the 9th straight season, at least one former Washington Wizard is an NBA champion. Congrats to KCP, Jeff Green, Thomas Bryant, Ish Smith (and GM Calvin Booth) on their NBA championship.
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Read that again. A man who killed FIVE people was taken into custody without being shot.
JUST IN: Suspect in custody in Washington mall shooting that killed 5
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Eddie Murphy pretty much stayed away from talking about Bill Cosby for the past few years. He only needed 30 seconds to win the morality war that Cosby started with him 30+ years ago.
#SNL
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@craignewman
he saved his mother's life. What the hell does his "troubled past" have to do with it?
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Keanu Reeves as a hairstylist: Keanu Weaves
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The juxtaposition of the rap community’s reaction to Takeoff’s murder and Drake’s disrespectful lyrics further shows how deep misogyny runs. We’ve spent the past two days talking about the scourge of gun violence in rap, and now we’re kee-keeing Drake laughing at Megan’s GSW.
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“Mother was always very strict with us. When winter came and the frost destroyed our crops, mother would make me fight my brother for table scraps. We were relieved when the sickness took her. Pastor Smith was the only one who attended her funeral.”
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State Farm watching their top two NBA spokesmen being at the focal point of a fight on national TV
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Fever was reported in 0.2% of participants after the first dose, but 16% of people under 55 and 11% over the age of 55 had a fever after the second dose. This is where the vaccine goes to work. Your body sees the same message from the mRNA and responds like this.
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Watching Nick Saban after he somehow gets away with another improbable/impossible late season win
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Joe Jackson had a stroke & not one, not two, but THREE gotdamn heart attacks in one day. MJ was looking at God like: "Don't bring him here."
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For the systemic side effects, the most common side effects were fatigue and headache. This is from your body opening the message it receives from the mRNA in the vaccine and responding to the spike protein like this.
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@ItsEstaFiesta
@OverAnalystVera
You’re still eligible, but they recommend getting the doses before you turn 6. They had plenty of chances to get the 4 shots, but apparently turned them all down.
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90s TV shows always gave us good mild horror in non-Halloween episodes.
Exhibit A: The Haunted Train episode of Hey Arnold
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Keanu Reeves as autumnal foliage: Keanu Leaves
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As someone who works in a hospital, I was chomping at the bit to get my shot this week. You have the right to be skeptical and ask all necessary questions to make your own informed decision. But, with how selfish America is, I wanted my vaccine ASAP.
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#BlueLivesMatter
&
#AllLivesMatter
are MIIIIIIIIIIIIGHTY quiet about the white man who shot up a courtroom yesterday
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Ok, I’ve finally got some time. Here’s a thread on the Pfizer vaccine from the New England Journal of Medicine.
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Men in the music industry have attacked Megan for being
Tall
Popular
Thick
Sexual in her lyrics
A college student
A motherless child
Shot
She doesn’t deserve this.
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The bar for Trump is literally at the bottom of the ocean. He's getting praised for being awake in meetings.
Trump is "acting sharper in meetings and even rattling off stats" now that Kelly is chief of staff
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Chuck Grassley was born in 1933. An 89-year-old man should not have a job with a 6-year commitment.
BREAKING: Republican Chuck Grassley wins re-election to the U.S. Senate in Iowa, NBC News projects.
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Side Effects:
For the Pfizer vaccine study, most of the side effects were localized. The most common side effect was mild-to-moderate pain at the injection site within 7 days after an injection with less than 1% of participants across all age groups reporting severe pain.
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In less than 3 years, Cardi went from being a stripper to a Grammy-winning rapper with her own Super Bowl commercial for Pepsi.
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The research study for the Pfizer vaccine had 43,448 volunteers. 21,720 received the vaccine and 21,728 received a placebo. For the purpose the study, only 37,706 people were included in the safety subset.
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Some of my favorites from the quotes include:
Scam Scam Bigelow
Skinsuke Nakamura
Fraudy Piper
Stone Cold Scheme Austin
Whey Mysterio
Bob Backfunds
Rey MyStealio
The Overtaker
American Cream Dusty Stole
Chalko Man Scammy Savage
You all are absolutely fantastic.
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“Legend has it, that once a year, the bathroom in the home floods. We believe that this is Mother, coming back from beyond the grave, to take her yearly bath. The moisturizer that grandmother sent her from Paris, remains unopened.”
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Long story short. The side effects are all anticipated results that your immune system would have. The vaccine isn’t 100% effective. We don’t know if you can still pass Covid along after getting vaccinated. We also don’t know if the vaccine works long term of if you need boosters
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“We sold the house one year after mother passed. Despite the bad memories that I had in that house, it was still my home. But, something had changed. Mother was gone…but her presence felt stronger than ever. Her portrait over the fireplace followed us with her piercing eyes.”
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We doing wrestler names for Shaun King now??? Please hold.
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Dawn Staley’s team dog walking Kim Mulkey’s hateful/intolerant ass on national TV
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Two vaccine participants died. Four placebo participants died. However, they were all unrelated to the vaccine study. Also, nobody died of Covid in either study group.
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The study also doesn’t specify how and when people caught Covid. They don’t specify if they wore masks or practice social distancing. So people who caught Covid after getting vaccinated may have been out here raw dogging the air and we’ll never know.
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If y’all ain’t doing nothing, turn on Wheel of Fortune now
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Doesn’t Texas operate independently from the federal grid? And the Green New Deal hasn’t even come up for a vote. Shut up, Rafael.
The impact of President Biden being beholden to the Green New Deal radicals in his party has electricity costs through the roof in Texas.
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“Margaery is the Queen. You are not the Queen because you are not married to the King. I do appreciate these things can get a bit confusing in your family."
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@DragonflyJonez
Exactly the mind frame I had when I climbed on a DC fire truck the night the Capitals won the Stanley Cup. These moments aren’t guaranteed as a sports fan. You better show out.
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This is me watching Daenerys attack King’s Landing next week. Do it for Missandei! BURN THAT SHIT TO THE FUCKING GROUND!
#GoT
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