Try to explain Christianity to an alien - "so, there was this guy who said you should love your neighbor and stop killing people". Alien: "What happened?" "We killed him".

@DerrickEvans4WV Can someone explain how this would be different if Trump hires Price-Waterhouse Coopers, or some other agency to perform an audit?

@ktp_fcb Swimming was invented when Og push his brother Tog into the river after they learned how to start fire and set Og's loin cloth on fire.

@BehizyTweets Guess who is jealous ?

@Amer1can_Barbie Awesome Movie!

@TRHLofficial Now we are back to the classic "Ginger or Mary Anne" debate. 🤣

@mcrs987 SLS serves a need not present. Shouldn't the money be spent on something else where there is a need. Maybe SLS is so over-budget simply because it has too many people and is too large?

@jeffcharlesjr But Trump knows that he knows....... But I'm sure Elon knows that......

🤣🤣🤣 The heist of 100K eggs in Greencastle becomes a whodunit that police have yet to crack - WHP Harrisburg via @GoogleNews

@elonmusk wait -- trying to understand -- the budget for future years didn't cover the increase in inflation -- driving more deficit. got that right?

@ScottLoBaido So. Dem's have no leader. Mr. Obama checked out, he's done with this shit. Jeffries and Hogg couldn't lead ducklings to water.

@uniquemoviemom and yet nobody knows what it is called........

@wikileaks so, basically nothing the Ukraine media reports on goes contrary to what USAID wants.

@its_The_Dr "What???? For Free?" "Who's gonna fund it?"

@BNODesk crap, that's right after Trump's 3rd Term..... he'll be starting his 4th.. 🤣 Seriously, if the odds go up, we better have something ready......

@Matt_Lowne It was one of those, "You had to be there, in that time..."

@elonmusk New meaning for Elephantiasis.

@elonmusk Need both, the expendable stuff needs to be cheap, the non-expendable needs to be kick-ass. $10M one-time use missile --- NO $3B twenty-year use ship -- YES

RT @HappilyGenX: @MichelleMaxwell @elonmusk @DOGE You know who isn’t using funds for commercials this Super Bowl?? USAID 😂😂😂

@HappilyGenX @MichelleMaxwell @elonmusk @DOGE you won the Internet today.

@ericsalinas @uadimwit2 @TheCleanCarClub You too, I guess. 🤣