“You did WHAT to Elmo??”
“Who cares, it’s just a puppet!”
“Larry you baldheaded FUCK, Elmo is a child, who does that to a CHILD”
“Oh yeah, a child! I saw the arm attached to that thing! Pretty old looking child if you ask me!”
“Get the fuck outta my house!!!”
You might ask, “David, why do you own a crew neck featuring an embroidered screenshot of a crash in Rollercoaster Tycoon 1?” To which I would respond, “Why do you NOT”
Now that Steamboat Willie Mickey Mouse is public domain, the first instinct of any HACK is to use him for a slasher horror. But the thing is: 1920s Mickey was a working class hero. Do you not wish to reclaim our man as an icon of the proletariat? Or are you A CLASS TRAITOR??
CONTENT CREATORS & GAMES PRESS. D’ya like PS1 games? Survival horror?? Abandoned theme parks???
Very excited to be PR lead for Crow Country, from the creators of Snipperclips and Tangle Tower - get in touch if fancy a review code! (RTs/likes appreciated!)
You’ve truly got to respect the team behind the Joker sequel doing everything in their power to alienate the original movie’s audience. This isn’t even sarcasm. Please, continue to alienate them. How can I help
The soundtrack for "Joker: Folie à Deux" is reportedly heavily inspired by Liza Minelli musicals, including "Cabaret,” "That's Entertainment!", and "New York, New York".
What we know about the PlayStation 5 so far:
- Backwards compatible
- Supports 8K resolution
- Coin operated (and will only accept Deutschmarks)
- Three times smaller than "a conventional testicle"
- Will actively increase your carbon footprint
- Voted Leave
I’m never gonna look at the audio animatronics in Pirates of the Caribbean the same way again after seeing them hauled in this pickup truck on their way to Disneyland.
#TheImagineeringStory
Auschwitz is not a celebration of the Holocaust - it's a museum and a memorial. It provides context and grim insight into the racism of the Nazis.
A statue is, by its nature, commemorative. It is a mark of what a society lauds.
Britain should not laud a slave-owner.
There's this incredible free game (made by
@futureport82
) that lets you explore EPCOT as it existed back in the '80s (the glory days, if you didn't know) and HONESTLY it is making me emotional
GAMES JOURNOS & CONTENT CREATORS, HULLO 👋 I might have a cool opp for you if you're big into:
🦇 spooky stuff
📖 story games
💭 choice-based RPGs
🧛♀️ VAMPIRES!!!
Sound goooood? Let me know if you're interested👀 (RTs and likes appreciated!)
We decided to book a night at Tokyo Disney’s Miracosta hotel as we’d heard it was quite nice. Little did we know we’d be staying at the fanciest hotel on the ENTIRE PLANET
In the early 90’s Eisner’s design focused approach spread to all the street signage at Walt Disney World. Also used at Euro Disney, the iconic signs were bold, bright and most importantly unlike those used in the “real world”. Did you notice as they faded away the last two years?
CROW COUNTRY IS COMING TO XBOX 🐦⬛🎮
D’ya like PS1 games? Survival horror?? Abandoned theme parks???
Games press! Get in touch if you fancy a review key - david [at] neonhive [dot] co [dot] uk
Favourite part of the Easter story is when Mary Magdalene mistakes the freshly resurrected Son of God for a local gardener, because it suggests - as artists have considered throughout history - that Jesus was inexplicably wearing a floppy hat and carrying a shovel.
#EasterMonday
Fascinating to think Breaking Bad largely found its audience through Netflix, but if it had started as a Netflix original, it probably would’ve been cancelled after season 1. (The Brothers Sun is excellent, by the way)
THE BROTHERS SUN is officially canceled at Netflix.
Why did it get canceled? It trailed behind in viewership behind Netflix's biggest hitters after 28 days.
“You did WHAT to Elmo??”
“Who cares, it’s just a puppet!”
“Larry you baldheaded FUCK, Elmo is a child, who does that to a CHILD”
“Oh yeah, a child! I saw the arm attached to that thing! Pretty old looking child if you ask me!”
“Get the fuck outta my house!!!”
For those wanting more historical context, it’s worth remembering Mickey Mouse originally gained popularity during the Great Depression, with Mickey himself somewhat modelled on Charlie Chaplin’s everyman character, the Tramp (Walt Disney and Chaplin greatly admired each other)
My cousin in Trinidad won’t get the vaccine cuz his friend got it & became impotent. His testicles became swollen. His friend was weeks away from getting married, now the girl called off the wedding. So just pray on it & make sure you’re comfortable with ur decision, not bullied
Best part of the Easter story is when Mary Magdalene mistakes the freshly resurrected Son of God for a local gardener, because it suggests - as artists have considered throughout history - that Jesus was inexplicably wearing a floppy hat and carrying a shovel.
#HappyEaster2023
I think it’s right
#Succession
ended now, as one of the most singularly perfect TV shows of all time, but - well, I could really go for another season of Succession right about now. Just one teeny tiny little season. Please. Dear god please, I BEG YOU. THIS SHOW WAS ALL I HAD
The original Mary Poppins is anti-capitalist, anti-imperialist, has a song dedicated to women's rights, and - well, I guess the penguins COULD be gay? Anyway, it's a masterpiece
Thread in which I use Twitter's new
#280characters
to write out the entirety of the 'Shrek in the Swamp Karaoke Dancy Party' animated short from the Shrek 1 VHS:
Hi everybody and welcome to the Shrek in the Swamp Karaoke Dance Party I'M GONNA TAKE THINGS DOWN A LITTLE B
(1/???)
“The catgacating tastes like catgacating! The exarserdray lollipops taste like a pasadise of sweet teats!!”
“Catgacating? Who ever heard of catgacating?”
“I’m sorry but I cannot fulfill this request as it goes against OpenAI use policy”
It’s genuinely a staggering achievement of Twin Peaks that Major Briggs - who begins as a stereotype of a reserved, patriarchal authority figure - quietly becomes one of its best characters. His “vision” monologue might even be my favorite part of the show
And now, a world premiere exclusive you’re seeing for the first time right here at
#TheGameAwards
. I am so excited for this one, you guys…
Part TWO of Christopher Judge’s acceptance speech
BREXIT DELAYED? YOU JOKING??? I WAS READY FOR BREXIT. I HAD MY BREXIT SHELTER BUILT. I’D THOROUGHLY IMMIGRANT PROOFED MY HOME. WHAT AM I GOING TO DO WITH ALL THIS SPAM??
#brexitextension
WE'RE WORKING ON THIS. It's set in a creepy theme park so you can only imagine my excitement (I'm close to tears). Hit us up if you fancy a review key 🐦⬛🎢
CROW COUNTRY launches May 9th! on Steam & PS5. Wishlist to be reminded on launch day & check out the demo.
A survival horror game with a RE1/FFVII aesthetic. Locked doors, rusty keys, and environments that evoke pre-rendered art (but are actually full 3D)
Links below-
Pleased to announce I've passed my probation as PR Executive at
@Neonhive
! The bad news is I'm going to Disney World in exactly 10 days. WAIT A MINUTE. That's ALSO good news?!!?? AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHhhh
Well this is COOL - us silly folk at
@Neonhive
have been nominated for Creative Agency of THE YEAR at the
@MCV_DEVELOP
Awards! 😭💜
I'm so proud to work with such an immensely talented and lovely bunch, and I'd be truly touched if you could vote for us:
Okay, so, now
#Andor
's all wrapped up (for its first season at least), we're all agreed this is the best Star Wars anything since the original trilogy, right? RIGHT?!