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@daveweigel @ktumulty I wonder if Republicans know that an inhaled version of the vaccine is now being atomized at all indoor large gatherings and that the only way to avoid it is to wear a mask.
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@VABVOX As an attorney who has handled civil appeals for decades now, I am quite confident that she has absolutely no idea: what is, and what is not, appealable; how to show error; how to show that error is reveraible; proper appellate procedure.
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@molly7anne @MaraWilson The funny thing is, when we were young, and were told "long hair?...unemokoyable" we were outraged that we would be judged as worthy,/unworthy solely by our appearance. Isn't life ironic?
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@JohnFugelsang "Now, if I don’t get elected, it’s going to be a bloodbath for the whole — that’s gonna be the least of it. It’s going to be a bloodbath for the country. That will be the least of it."
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@RedWave_Press @EdKrassen It was the best SOTU Speech of my lifetime: and, I am old. He clearly showed that he and the Democrats want to help all Americans, whereas the GOP is beholden to billionaires, corporations, and Putin.
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@JonnyMicro Yeah, well: he is really smart; and, he supports America, unlike contemporary Republicans
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I would so much love to see prime @Martina vs, prime @serenawilliams !
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@RadioFreeTom Can you imagine the reaction, if it were to be a young Back or Brown man doing this repeatedly?
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President Biden is precisely who we need foo the job now.
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@TheTrex48 @CNBC Did the media ask them to shake hands; toucg their respective faces; and to share 1 umprotected mic?
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@Ordinary1World Hey, I am.all for getting laid. but, I gotta ask: what is a thirst trap pic?
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When Trump 1st found out about #COVID19 he could’ve taken action to make a difference, but did nothing. Now that it’s taken so many lives he’s declared himself a “wartime President”, as if he’s been fighting for us all along. Trump! Must! Go! #TrumpOwnsEveryDeath Receipts⬇️
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@BrowningStephen @BlackKnight10k @nytimes GDP= 23 trillion GDP pre- pandemic=21.7 trillion... That's 1.3 trillion growth. Unemployment is at a 50 low. US dollar value is at a 20 year high, which means it's NOT from printing $. It's NOT monetary inflation like 1982. It's from a worldwide shutdown from COVID.
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@eoverfelt @POTUS Kneeling is an act of respect. Green Beret, and NFL Player, Nate Boyer, suggested the kneeling, because it us respectful.
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@ask_aubry What's wrong with people? And, by "people," I mean "White People;" and, by "White People," I mean mostly "Straight, White Men."
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@RpsAgainstTrump I was a moderate Republican Dick Cheney, and the lies & treachery of the GWB Admin., ran me out of that party. I've voted blue ever since.
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@EdHull8 So, your theory is that, suddenly, those companies decided to start ripping-off their customers? Do supply chain issues lead to Cost-Push Inflation? Does $4,000,000,000,000.00 of stimulus have anything at all to do with Demand-pull Inflation?
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@smc429 Afghanistan is not ":the Middle East;" And, the U.S. withdrawal from there was initiated by tfg. This guy is a real genius.
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@highbrow_nobrow @RightWingWatch Yes, the New Testament is replete with Jesus's teachings about 3 coequal branches of a democratic republic, the Separation of Powers for each, the Bill of Rights, and the Electoral College: they're in the Book of Hamilton, 17:76
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@SRuhle @NRA We live 30 minutes away. We will make the drive to eat there, and to support this establishment.
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@LeftYvonne @WalshFreedom I have so many women whom I love. Why is it so much harder to be a woman than a man?
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@Liz_Cheney Thank you, Congresswoman. You have amazed me again with your humanity.
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@RadioFreeTom We made it through Liberace, Charo, and Tiny Tim. I suspect that our culture will be just fine.
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@JRubinBlogger "Sometimes, elected officials simply have to lead, explain the results later and learn to live with judgments that might not be accurate, logical or achievable. It’s better than trying to govern by polls:" I agree.
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@GynAndTonic abortions are sad &, unfortunately, hurtful for many people. No woman says "I want to get pregnant, and have an abortion." But, the thing is: do we tell women that they don't get to decide what happens with their own bodies? How about we tell men when they must get a vasectomy?
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@DougJBalloon So, addressing people by the pronoun that seems right to them is, somehow, a betrayal of all women?
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@FPWellman “I just want to find 11,780 votes,” Trump pressed Georgia’s secretary of state in an hour-long call. “There’s nothing wrong with saying, you know, um, that you’ve recalculated.” ⁦ @AmyEGardner ⁩ has the tape:
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@CapehartJ @politico Well, he doesn't pay his bills, so there is that.
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@NoLieWithBTC @Shap619Mary "Injury To A Child" is a 3rd Degree Felony in Texas. Also, it seems like Child Abuse to me.
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@LaurieLeighUSA @RadioFreeTom Yeah; and many of them went on "disability" when the economy turned-down last; but, they rant about "welfare for lazy people who don't want to work,"
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@FarahnMorgan @JoshuaMZeitz Presenting students with historical facts, even if "uncomfortable," is not about "the moral formation of a child." You must be thinking about presenting children with religious stories, customs, and traditions, during a religious service.
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@MPLSKerrBear Article I, Section 8, Clause 1 expressly authorizes the collection of taxes, duties, etc. to be provide for the "defence" and the general welfare of the United States.
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@nursekelsey It's like telling someone to hang their religious beliefs because of facts. They have constructed a personal identity based on their beliefs, so the end of the belief would ego death
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@PoliticusSarah @politicususa "It is a pretty safe bet that no one with the last name of Trump will ever be elected president again. The stigma of trying to overthrow the US government with a coup is not something that removes itself after a few news cycles."
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@WalshFreedom Well, I am not "really left of cdnter," and I do not say "turn Gaza into a parking lot." Do you know why? It's bc I try to be a decent human being.
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@jentaub @kathygriffin Well, they apparently think that JFK, Jr. will be resurrected; and so, they are holding signs depicting his Dad (a Democrat who famously fought for inclusion) wearing a Drumpf hat; make sense now?
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@HowardSchultz tRump has about 35% solid support. Why, in the world, would you want to split the remaining 65%? Please either run as a major party candidate, or stay out of the race. Sometimes. like now, its a lot bigger than what you want, or what you have a right to do. #thinkofyourcountry .
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@queenannepatti @MaryLTrump @johnpavlovitz In a world full of Melanias, be a Mary.
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@RVAwonk "Drills' located directly over a cable that connects Europe to the U.S.
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@WalshFreedom Joe, there is plenty of blame to go around. Hamas is evil, and is willing to (it seems "prefer to") have civilian Palestinian casualties. They should be condemned for all of their hateful actions. And yet, none of that excuses Israel's intentionally targeting innocent civilians.
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@RexChapman @JRJarvis32 Pain, too often, leads to painkiller. abuse; ain't no shame in that, bro. You're human, just like the rest of us. Screw those who condemn anyone for having human faults. You keep doing what you, do, Rex!
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@nursekelsey 3 network channels. only; no microwave oven; no answering machines, nor vm; no internet
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@nardinderias ...very clear what an American looks like to her.
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@RadioFreeTom All that SCOTUS need do is deny cert. That leaves the intermediate court's opinion in control of this case: granted, it would not be mandatory authority (merely, "persuasive") outside the DC Circuit. Then, this criminal case can proceed, without awaiting a ruling from SCOTUS
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How are you celebrating? #MarALardass
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@home_namaste @ericsslater OK, so you don't appreciate good music.
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@dontlickchalk Imagine President Zelensky staying & fighting alongside the troops; reassuring his people; encouraging int'l assistance, and getting it: being a badass. Let's compare that to truckers are looking to be able to get sick, & then infect other folks, in the name of their freedum.
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@DeLawnMuskRat @EdKrassen You must have been listening in Russian, bc the entire speech was all about helping America and Americans, even when helping our allies resist authoritarianism, so that we don't have to do so.
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@RadioFreeTom They seem so sure in their views about other places, which they have never visited, and where they know no one. For example, I know Texans who have not visited California, but are sure that they understand what it is like (California is vastly different from one part to another).
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@anet2111 @JodiePP1948 I have my first flight since pre-pandemic times scheduled for next month. You can bet your a*s that I’ll be.wearing an N95 for the entire flight. I can eat and hydrate when I arrive in Seattle. That mask will stay up.
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@RilezTweetsEsq Ask open-ended q's. Thank each person who answers. When you get an answer that is NOT good for your client, after thanking the responder, ask "who else feels this way?" Then, you know who to strike. When you get an answer that you like, ask "Who feels differently about that?"
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@JoJoFromJerz "Justice for black people will not flow into this society merely from court decisions nor from fountains of political oratory…White America must recognize that justice for black people cannot be achieved without radical changes in the structure of our society,” ~MLK, Jr.
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@bblock29 @TomFitton They could have easily said that while there is no express right of privacy within the Constitution, there are "unenumerated rights" expressly acknowledged by the 9th Amendment; and, that the court recognized privacy as one of those rights, decades ago.
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Have we had enough, yet?
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@Scott_Brightman @pattyinNY @JoeNBC Those are issues that we have. Trump is a threat to our democracy; without democracy, nothing else matters.
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@Pearl_E1981 @danielhoughton @elonmusk @anothercohen @iamharaldur Please define "wokeism" for us. I hear it a lot, but have heard no one tell me what it means. Are you able to do so for us?
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@AllisonFox4News From what I have read, I understand that ischemia is frequenly seen in COVID patients. So, I guess that incidences of ischemic stroke within that population are not surprising , unfortunately.
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@LoriShemek More news about why inflammation should be avoided: "Gut Inflammation Linked to Alzheimer's Disease, Yet Again"
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@ProjectLincoln ..."every trick in the book;" like finding facts of criminality.
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@LoneStarLeft They "are philosophically against it," according to them. Do you know what I am philosophically against? ...having people getting sick, and sometimes dying, because of other people's political philosophy
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@Christilynn_513 @sassistheword Please share the peer reviewed, double blind, placeboe-controlled studies indicating such to be the case. I am unaware of them, but interested in learning what they show. Thank you in advance!
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@peterbakernyt @shearm @maggieNYT @AsteadWesley Tulsa Rally Summary: an old man tells a long, rambling story, to a small crowd of idiots, about how he took a drink of water, before taking a long walk, down a short wheelchair ramp.
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@atrupar They actively sought to represent their current constituents, right? Are they saying that they didn't know what they were getting themselves into?
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I could Iisten to Karen Carpenter's voice all day long. #AT40
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@ranmannokc @joncoopertweets This isn't about negotiating next year's budget. Instead, this is about rhe GOP refusing to authorize payments for our debts. Don't you think that we should responsibility pay our bills; and our new spending should be discussed when considering a new budget?
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@ericswalwell He, also, wanted us to take horse deworner, and shine a light down our throat or up our...
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"The Qur’an-burning incident in Stockholm that threatens Sweden’s bid to join Nato was funded by a far-right journalist with links to Kremlin-backed media, it has emerged." #Putin #PutinsWar #RussianUkrainianWar #russiaisateroriststate #NATO #Ukraine
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@CathyGraphics3 @AVindman Suggestion: paint this on canvas, and "sell" for donations to assist Ukrainian refugees.
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@JJcolemanMD ...good to see that the science-deniers are out, enjoying one another.
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@acweyand Yeah; so, then, why doesn't Elon wear a Jimmy Cap? It does make intercourse lerss enjoyable; but, since he is so concerned about the effects of oral contraception, I am sure that he's willing to make that sacrifice, right?
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@MattxRed We plan on eating there this morning! @sheiman1026
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@ResisterDude @MysterySolvent When the DOJ feels like they have their strongest case, then they will act. Good lawyers don't move when they have enough evidence (absent an emergency), if they can get more to strengthen their cases.
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OK, if y'all can advocate for Manilow and the Gibbs Bros, then Ima champion Abba #AT40
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@LawyersAnd ..."baited" breath; minnows or Night Crawlers?
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"Silly Love Songs:" a #1 hit inspired by John Lennon's remarks to a reporter that he left the Beatles, bc while he is a true artist, Paul writes only "silly love songs." #AT40
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“The Paradox of Tolerance" goes like this: If everyone is tolerant of every idea, then intolerant ideas will emerge. Tolerant people will tolerate this intolerance, and the intolerant people will not tolerate the tolerant people. ~Philosopher Karl Popper
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@LoneStarLeft So, I'm supposed to check the citizenship/immigration status of anyone and everyone to whom I give a ride? Does that sound practical to anyone?
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@kazweida @BillieO2 To start with, we are "Baby Boomers:" secondly, yeah, the threat of the Soviet Union launching nukes was always in the background of our minds. That is why we partied like it was 1999, when USSR fell in1991. Our childhood, teen years, & early adulthood had that as the status quo
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@smc429 I am disappointed that so many folks were taken-in by that traitorous can man.
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