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Co-host of the BROCast and the @pac12podcast , writer for @BruinReport . We don’t rent pigs.
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Lanning's decision to kick that onside kick was elite coaching shit. Recognized the game he was coaching in, knew the necessity of stealing a possession, and didn't waste any time doing it, getting it done in the second quarter. Great sign for Oregon fans.
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Can someone tell Jordan brand/Nike to get a tie-dye alternate for UCLA ready for this year?
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This is a big moment for me. I'd like to thank everyone who helped me along the way.
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I see some USC people struggling with understanding this loss, and I'm here to help.
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Mick Cronin watching Timme get called for traveling tonight:
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Final Pac-12 rankings:
1. Utah
2. USC
3. Washington
4. Oregon State
5. Oregon
6. UCLA
7. Washington State
8. Arizona
9. Arizona State
10. California
11. Stanford
1b. Colorado for hiring Deion
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Need a Bill Walton statue next to Wooden in front of Pauley I think.
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Ohio State whining about missing like three of their 35 five stars, Utah played their second string running back like 40 snaps at cornerback tonight gtfoh
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Big takeaway from this Tournament for the next decade of college basketball: here come the Bruins.
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Glowing Bill Walton remains extremely powerful Walton. Pour one out for the GOAT.
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if you're going to talk as much shit as arizona routinely talked before, during, and after games, you really need to do better than a Sweet 16 run where you were beaten by double digits and should have lost in the round of 32. Just one man's opinion.
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Healthy ucla was 100% the best team in the country, go debate the people I’ve muted in my mentions
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You're going to read a lot of narratives about why Chip Kelly is leaving (budget, NIL, etc.) but here's why:
He created the worst UCLA football tenure in the modern era, recruited from 2018 on like he was at Indiana, and didn't work very hard. He cratered the job.
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usc's offense: proof that if you try hard enough, want it badly enough, and the refs give you infinite opportunities to do so, you will eventually succeed
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Six full seasons. 34-34. 7-28 against winning teams. Hasn't even sniffed a conference championship. Benefitted from three of the weakest schedules in UCLA history and lost at least four games each of those seasons. This should be **done**.
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UCLA's football program is having the most embarrassing offseason in recent memory. Losing your DC to your main rival in a lateral move, landing the worst rated recruiting class in school history, and now your HC is openly shopping himself to NFL teams for a demotion.
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Here's how it all shakes out imo:
Oregon and Washington sprint to join USC and UCLA in Big Ten country.
Arizonas, Utah, and Colorado prop up the Big 12.
Oregon State, Wazzu, and Cal join the MWC.
Stanford literally never plays another athletic season besides sailing or whatever.
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My eye test Pac-12 rankings after week one:
1. Utah
2. USC
3. Oregon State
4. Arizona
5. UCLA
6. Washington
7. Arizona State
8. Oregon
9. California
10. Washington State
11. Stanford
12. Colorado
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My read of the room right now is that the UCLA fanbase is in near unanimity on the need to fire Chip Kelly.
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Pour a final one out for the big guy, Donald Woods, greatest of all time dad, five stars, 10/10, would be parented by again.
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this is the first ucla basketball team of my lifetime that has wildly OVERachieved, this is uncharted territory
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Clay Helton is pretty close to the worst Power 5 football coach. Every decision he makes is somehow wrong. He’s the me of football coaches.
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UCLA's magnificent ability to turn every game into a fucking back alley fight with like broken beer bottles is really holding sway so far.
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This year’s UCLA D with last year’s UCLA O makes the Playoff.
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It's just so hard to know if Chip Kelly is working out. On one hand, he's had the least success of any UCLA coach afforded six years in history, but on the other hand, he's lost a minimum of 4 games in each of the last three seasons playing the weakest schedules in UCLA history.
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Very cool athletic management going on at UCLA that has the football program behaving like a minor league development team for its chief rival.
Former UCLA safety Kamari Ramsey has committed to USC.
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Imagine having a major stake in UCLA athletics and thinking it's OK to get smoked by a 6-6 Cal team and a 3-9 ASU team at home in Chip Kelly's sixth year.
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Washington is so ridiculously ahead of schedule AND also doesn't have to play USC or Utah, they're 100% making Pac-12 Title Game.
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Chip Kelly openly admitted to pursuing basically every coordinator opportunity available beginning in December at his Ohio State presser today and said he never even considered resigning from UCLA despite not wanting to do the job anymore. Pure dogshit person.
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The Pac-12 potentially bankrupting a major college athletic department *not even in the league* is an impressive new accomplishment. Finally stepping out from Larry Scott's shadow into a new legacy of shit.
SDSU sent a letter to the Mountain West before the June 30 deadline saying it is staying in the conference. One problem: The Mountain West says it already left and now owes an exit fee estimated at $17 million.
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My Pac-12 rankings after week 5:
1. Utah
2. UCLA
3. USC
4. Oregon
5. Washington
6. Washington State
7. Oregon State
8. California
9. Arizona
10. Arizona State
11. Stanford
43. Colorado
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Born in Pasadena, California, went to high school in Glendora, went 18-7 at fucking Oregon State the last two years, was demonstrably available and interested in the UCLA job.
A new era of Spartan Football is here!
Please welcome Jonathan Smith as the 26th Head Coach in program history.
📰 |
#GoGreen
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What was your favorite part of the Kliff Kingsbury era at USC? For me, it was the quiet moments, the laughs.
I asked
#USC
sports information of Kliff Kingsbury has resigned as the Trojans offensive coordinator. The response I got back was: "He’s still listed on our website’s ath dept staff directory."
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Jaime Jaquez, greatest player in UCLA history, any sports imo
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My eye test ranking of the PAC-12 after 16.6% of week 5:
1. UCLA
2-11: Who cares
25: Colorado
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UCLA is doing this crazy thing called “trying” and is going to waltz into a top 20 class, Chip Kelly is not seeing Valhalla
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I've seen Jaime suffer season-ending injuries 5 or 6 times this year and he's always back by the next game, with an even older man's game. Not worried.
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My eye test rankings of the Pac-12 after week two:
1. *deepest sigh in history* USC
2. Utah
3. Oregon State
4. UW
5. UCLA
6. Washington State
7. Arizona
8. Oregon
9. Arizona State
10. California
11. Stanford
14. Colorado
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(Retaining Clay Helton should legitimately get Mike Bohn fired tomorrow, absolutely insane to retain a guy who squanders top 5 talent every year. Ok, cool, back to your originally scheduled programming)
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That was one of the worst matchups and least guardable teams left in the tournament for UCLA and they CLAMPED them. Michigan will be tough too, but holy shit this team.
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I think UCLA's defense made Oregon's offense pretty uncomfortable today with the noises they made while they were being run over
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I’m not worried about a younger more dominant Pete Carroll level guy at USC matching up against the worst coach in UCLA history, not sure why you keep asking
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DREW TIMME JUST GOT CALLED FOR TRAVELING, SOUND FORTH THE SEVEN TRUMPETS
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If JT Daniels did indeed tear his ACL, I think it’d be unfair to fire Clay Helton this year, no matter what USC’s record ends up being. The head coach can’t be judged on the merits after such a critical injury imo.
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This is what Mick Cronin looked like the last time Arizona made a Final Four.
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Since losing to Stanford on January 15, 2020 in Pauley, dropping his home record to 6-4 halfway through his first year, Mick Cronin is 41-2 at home, and with fans in the stands, 30-0 at home.
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Fun fact about the Duke vs North Carolina basketball rivalry: it took until 2017 for these two so-called elite basketball schools to win as many championships combined as UCLA has by itself.
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BCS would have nailed this a lot harder: Michigan vs. Washington, in the Rose Bowl as God intended.
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However tonight ends for USC, you have to give Clay Helton credit for winning the first quarter with an undermanned squad against a top tier opponent. He's clearly building something, just needs a little more time to get things right.
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UCLA has been to the same number of Final Fours as Duke since the year 2000.
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Another commonality between Gonzaga and Arizona: beating UCLA is their Super Bowl.
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I will say: I felt big "Good Riddance" energy toward Chip Kelly from almost everyone at the DeShaun Foster press conference today. A small thing, but certainly validating.
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jaime jaquez is going to play 15 years in the nba, turn into a 40+% three point shooter, and start for at least one NBA champion
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UCLA vs optimism
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HEY CHIP THAT'S WHY YOU PLAY DANTE MOORE OMG PLEASE FOR THE LOVE OF GOD END THIS FARCE
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Hold two thoughts in your mind at once, become like me, a philosopher king:
1. Mick Cronin is the right head coach for UCLA and should stay here for 20 years if he wants.
2. His rotations were bad and it cost UCLA this game more than any other actually controllable factor.
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What was your favorite moment from the Bru McCoy era at USC?
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Hey but Casey Wasserman says Chip definitely hasn't lost the team and they haven't quit. Losing three of four to end the season, including two of them at home to losing teams, is just one of those things that fired up inspired teams do sometimes. Don't worry about it!
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Kalen DeBoer, clear and undisputed best coach in the Pac-12, not sure there's an argument for anyone else frankly.
@insidetroy
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Maybe UCLA’s great sacrifice was worth it, truly a noble institution full of selfless souls, allowing the world to see UNC of all teams rip out Coach K’s cold black heart.
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UCLA is going to win a lot of games with Mick Cronin imo.
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Does USC get a ring for that performance? Or just a banner?
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UCLA pulled that beautiful Michigan offense into a brutal isolation knife fight and beat them with experience. Absolutely incredible.
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Here's the complete list of teams that scored more than 7 points on ASU this year:
Southern Utah
Oklahoma State
Fresno State
USC
Cal
Colorado
Washington
Washington State
Utah
Oregon
Arizona
Here's the complete list of teams that scored 7 points or fewer on ASU this year:
UCLA
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ASU shaping up to be maybe the biggest trap game in history for UCLA. Shitty for most of the season, maybe found a quarterback, has a really good running back, weird shit has happened in Tempe since time immemorial.
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best ucla team since 2013 at least, might be in sniffing distance of 1998
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my eye test rankings of the pac-12 after week 3:
1. USC
2. Washington
3. Utah
4. Oregon State
5. Oregon
6. Washington State
7. Arizona
8. UCLA
9. California
10. Arizona State
11. Stanford
17. Colorado
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WE'RE JUST TRYING TO HAVE A GOOD FRIDAY AND WE HAVE FINALLY SUCCEEDED
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The schools (
@UCLAAthletics
) scheduled to participate in the Maui Invitational should be right now finding a new, convenient venue on the mainland where they can play and then donate all proceeds from the event to Maui.
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Took a bunch of dudes from around the world and turned them into a Mick Cronin basketball team in basically three months total of practice? Sheesh.
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I hear USC may hang a banner and hand out rings for this
Sources tell me
@LincolnRiley
first USC practice was flawless. One observer noted “Some are calling it the greatest practice ever on a college campus”.
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UCLA having dudes just sitting on the bench for several games in a row or, in the case of Devin Williams, several weeks in a row, and then coming in, looking better than they've ever looked, and also looking completely engaged and bought in with the game plan... good culture sign
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That earthquake you just felt was the world of college football shitting itself because UCLA is finally out from under Chip Kelly
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“Greatness is leaving the court with the peace of mind that at least it was the lottery pick and not the freak with the handlebar mustache hitting the game winner.” — John Wooden
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Watching UCLA football in just an utterly meaningless fuckfest a night after watching UCLA basketball play a majestic, high-stakes game against a top 5 team might give me an aneurysm.
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It did not and still does not need to be this way. The right time to fire a failed coach is always yesterday, and the second best time is right now. Could save a lot of embarrassment and a lot of cleanup for the next guy.
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Lot of positive signs from DeShaun Foster's UCLA.
-- Friday Night Lights was pure early Mora shit (read: good).
-- Pulling Jay Toia back from the Portal is wild.
-- Does not pretend that being mildly forthcoming about injuries in spring will cause him literal physical pain.
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Dropping a bozos on them, DTR s the top QB in UCLA history now.
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Two great public universities with high level academic reputations battling it out for the national championship, really makes you think
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I am totally fine with Washington, two hiring cycles in a row, hiring the guy UCLA should have done everything possible to hire, this is cool.
Arizona has called a team meeting within the next few hours. Fisch is expected to inform them that he leaving for Washington.
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My Pac-12 rankings after week four:
1. USC
2. Washington
3. Utah
4. Oregon
5. Oregon State
6. Washington State
7. UCLA
8. California
9. Arizona
10. Stanford
11. Arizona State
25. Colorado
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UCLA playing Fresno State on November 30, the week after the USC game, is the most guaranteed loss 13 months in advance in human history.
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i've been joking about 8-4 usc, but have you considered the possibility of 7-5 usc?
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This was unfathomable two weeks ago. Most uncanny surge from a team I've ever seen.
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I want to reframe the discussion about UCLA fans: it’s incredible that there are still so many people who attend the games and give a shit about the outcomes, if you look at what’s gone on in the last 21 seasons. Shockingly resilient fan base, especially for L.A.
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Kevin Sumlin and Noel Mazzone have combined to make the most dynamic player in college football look like he’s worse than Jake Browning.
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Good rule of thumb: UCLA should never lose to a school that has the same name as a local high school.
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Through 68 games at UCLA:
Chip Kelly: 34-34
Jim Mora: 43-25 (fired at 46-30)
Bob Toledo: 41-27 (fired at 49-32)
To get to the winning percentage Jim Mora or Bob Toledo had at time of firing, Chip Kelly would have to win his next 19 games in a row.
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A tradition unlike any other
The only school to ever* lose to an 11, 12, 13, 14 and 15 seed in the tournament?
Arizona
The only school to ever lose twice to a 15 seed in the tournament?
Arizona
*since seeding began
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Gonna keep hearing a narrative that UCLA fans shouldn't expect better than losing to a 3-9 ASU team and a 6-6 Cal team at home in the sixth year of a head coaching regime. You're supposed to eat shit and like it, guys.
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Just give UCLA the title now, call the rest of this shit off
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Just insanely poised, throws with the best touch of any UCLA QB I've ever seen, and can fit it into weird spaces because he'll change angles. Idk man, probably never take him out again over the next 3-4 years.
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