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@davidclarkphel1
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3 years
My IQ isn’t high enough to qualify for Asperger’s. I’m not good looking enough to be a narcissist. Haven’t succeeded to act entitled. Insufficiently affluent to be materialistic. I’m not passionate enough to have an addictive personality. My synapses are nondescript.
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@davidclarkphel1
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@KeenanPeachy that was an awful ad
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@mattyglesias Liquid Death!
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@davidclarkphel1
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Super Bowl ads have always sucked
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The ads seem unusual bad this year, no wonder consumer confidence is cratering.
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@davidclarkphel1
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any Super Bowl ads left worth watching?
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RT @ajlamesa: It's absolutely grotesque to see an advertisement from the NYU Langone Health system. How does an academic medical center…
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@feelsdesperate Hogg's ascent in the Democratic Party is inevitable
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@davidclarkphel1
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Sydney Sweeney nails it
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Sydney Sweeney nails it
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empathy is neutral. Envy is form of empathy. "I'll have what she's having"
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@davidclarkphel1
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Liquid Death greatest Super Bowl ad ever
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@davidclarkphel1
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more Jon Batiste
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@davidclarkphel1
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@JustineBateman and these annoying people don't have Asperger's. Being provocative is intentional. Not socially clueless. They know exactly how you will react. It's a petty form of evil
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@p8stie Josiah Johnson Hawes, Snow Scene on the Northeast Corner of the Boston Common, 1875
Tweet media one
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@CaitlinPacific do we blame Jill? To do so sounds misogynistic but . . .
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@JacobAShell did you really take Al Gore's hyperbole seriously? Genuinely asking
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@davidclarkphel1
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@feelsdesperate Yes! It's their "social needs" that they prioritize over the more capacious demands of citizenship. They leverage their vocational status for bourgeoisie dignity empowering them to sneer at their opponent's vulgarity. Trump as their foil was their creation. Hydraulic lift
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@davidclarkphel1
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@tess_ashpool @dbessner ok, ok. The 19th century was pretty good
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@matthewstoller what infuriated me were the Dems crybabying over Cambridge Analytica in 2016 after gloating about Obama's leveraging of the internet in 2012 gleefully mocking the Republicans as technological rubes and Luddites
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@meghan_daum "When a true genius appears, you can know him by this sign: that all the dunces are in a confederacy against him." Jonathan Swift.
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@Logo_Daedalus Joan Mitchell aspirant
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