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@david_flores_99
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2 years
Rip Fify All dogs go to heaven
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@david_flores_99
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1 year
“Oh ur sippin drank be carful” nah wtf i just seen u buy a $20 8th u be carful tf
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@david_flores_99
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3 months
@realyardmon1989 I can make the dope stretch I can teach finesse….
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@david_flores_99
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7 months
Trisss😵‍💫
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@david_flores_99
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3 months
@s3r3naphobic Miss I could care less decided to care today
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@david_flores_99
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2 months
My plug >> urs
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@david_flores_99
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1 year
😂😂
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@david_flores_99
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1 year
We ain’t ever got no food in the crib just coffee and drank 😓
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@david_flores_99
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11 months
I woke up today tripping about where I parked like my car didn’t catch on fire yesterday 🤦🏻‍♂️
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@david_flores_99
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4 months
Rick for sale dirt cheap
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@david_flores_99
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8 years
I thought I saw some clowns rallied up along college and the 76 but then I realized they were trump supporters, basically the same thing
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@david_flores_99
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3 months
@wkkdot0 Hahah u gon keep seeing it too 🫵🤣
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@david_flores_99
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1 year
NY wylin B
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@david_flores_99
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3 years
Tsunami warning in Oceanside, I bet ur lame ass boyfriend still tryna ride the wave
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@david_flores_99
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8 months
Whenever I drop the blunt I be like good for her stupid ass bitch
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@david_flores_99
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10 months
@jnova_mp3 They remade fresh prince of bel air and that foo Carlton be snorting Xans in the show 😂
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@david_flores_99
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3 months
@skilsernfr This was @ Ur primas house pri
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@david_flores_99
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1 year
Tell a bih she can’t get a damn thing from me ✌🏼🇿🇦#$tilpane
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@david_flores_99
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24 days
Ricky woke me up talking about pri it’s time for my medicine I got one for u too passed me this big ass xan 😅
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@david_flores_99
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8 months
Voting on my custies tele so he grabs more work off me “what do u want to see on the menu” it works 😂
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@david_flores_99
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1 year
Ain’t no food at the trap only @VEEZE4Eva flakes
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@david_flores_99
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1 year
“Thas a serious cup of mud brotherrrrrrrr”-Hulk Hogan
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@david_flores_99
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2 years
Pai in cristal
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@david_flores_99
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1 year
This bih hmu to smoke and all I have is hashholes 😭 like I’m not tryna share fr
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@david_flores_99
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8 years
I was about to slide in this chicks dms and then I remembered I'm bald 😅😒😞
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@david_flores_99
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1 year
💯
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@david_flores_99
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4 months
If u smoke sluggers ur a custie
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@david_flores_99
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1 year
🕊 ⁦ @jezussgax
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@david_flores_99
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1 year
If u listen to juice world pls don’t even look my way wit yo corny ass
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@david_flores_99
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8 years
Arvada Colorado, literally one of the saddest cities I've ever visited
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@david_flores_99
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11 months
Foos be having crazy nicknames I met some nigga who went by “warlock” today ☠️
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@david_flores_99
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2 years
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@david_flores_99
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1 year
😂😭
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@david_flores_99
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2 years
The homie broke being vegan over the lil boosie rap snacks 😂
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@david_flores_99
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2 years
World Cup got Mexicans drinking Modelos at 8 am
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@david_flores_99
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3 years
Crystal w a 2 of wock
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@david_flores_99
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2 years
7 of red Ina 2
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@david_flores_99
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11 months
Houston crazy dark shorty just came up to me told me she will cook for me n she rubbed my belly n walked off bro wtf is going on 🤣
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@david_flores_99
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6 years
Marijuana affects memory yeah i don’t forget to smoke
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@david_flores_99
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8 years
What's this??¿¿ @BaskinRobbins
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@david_flores_99
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8 years
I'm gonna wrap a bong and open it at my family Christmas party immediately pack a brimmer and snap it, then gonna see what happens
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@david_flores_99
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7 years
I was higher than the B building every day of high school
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@david_flores_99
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1 year
Happy June 27 💜
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@david_flores_99
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11 months
Shit!
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@david_flores_99
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1 year
Final 4
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@david_flores_99
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2 years
It’s Friday so every trapper is on the road
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@david_flores_99
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8 years
Gave my manager her first dab on her 10 minute break, she puked and got sent home early LMFAO
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@david_flores_99
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1 year
My cup dirtier than a blade runner on bissonnet
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@david_flores_99
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7 years
I'm so high I was looking through my phone contacts tryna find a song to play 😂
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@david_flores_99
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1 year
Miss u cuzzo ⁦ @basicmaxx
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@david_flores_99
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1 year
Ppl think imma stop what I’m doing and focus my life on they needs like u funny asf I’ll get to it when I get to it
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@david_flores_99
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6 months
I don’t even be smoking woods no more imma change my insta handle to stepdaddave 😂
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@david_flores_99
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8 years
xans are fucked up I thought I was at a Mexican joint ordering but I opened my eyes and I'm in the dmv fuck.
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@david_flores_99
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8 years
I've been makin peace with hella people and just establishing good friendships and it's making life hella tight
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@david_flores_99
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1 year
@BeenSm0king Them erks turn into mighty beans as soon as u drop 1
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@david_flores_99
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1 year
If u don’t have at least 70 tabs of open calculations in ur head at all times u don’t feel my pain fr
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@david_flores_99
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8 years
What if Obama turns into a SoundCloud rapper
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@david_flores_99
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8 years
In honor of ST. Patrick's day I'm gonna get blackout drunk and see where I end up
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@david_flores_99
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8 years
Muddy
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@david_flores_99
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1 year
I found algs in Houston im done getting taxed 🙏🏻
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@david_flores_99
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2 years
Y’all remember these?
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@david_flores_99
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8 years
Anyone just want to go around catching trump supporters fades with me?
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@david_flores_99
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7 years
Fuck dabs I just took a shower and forgot I took one then took another and realized it when I got out the second time fuuuuuuuuck 😫
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@david_flores_99
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1 year
Nah fr
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@david_flores_99
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3 months
@wkkdot0 You would never say nun like that to a Hispanics face u clown, nor would u actually put some hands up so calm down Mexicans on twitter will out do ur bum ass every time
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@david_flores_99
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1 year
Lean cost more than gold
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@david_flores_99
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8 months
This how @crispycamel was acting yesterday when he pulled up on me with a pint of wock 😂
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What's happening now...
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@david_flores_99
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2 months
My boy said how it starts is how jt ends n that’s why I’m not hollering at nun of these hoes at the court house in vista
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@david_flores_99
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1 year
I ain’t ever had to scam an ot to get by but y’all do
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@david_flores_99
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7 years
I'm usually the person smoking in public
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@david_flores_99
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8 years
It amazes me all the years humans have lived on this planet and still haven't found a way for everyone to be happy and live comfortably
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@david_flores_99
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6 years
U know ur drunk when u pour one out for the homies and you realize ur in ur room after
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@david_flores_99
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4 years
I just served one of my old teachers, 2020 different🤣
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@david_flores_99
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6 months
Yo bitch get her nails done to scratch my back
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@david_flores_99
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8 years
Y'all went to high school I went to school high
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@david_flores_99
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2 months
@trapbezos if it was up to me I would be eating sumthin else but @crispycamel told me he’s been craving nun but footlongs lately on his eater shit 😂
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@david_flores_99
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11 months
I’m so over twitter/X imma just tweet drake lyrics from now on n I don’t even fuck with bro
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@david_flores_99
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11 months
🤣
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@david_flores_99
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8 years
I need a lot more/new friends
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