Miss Dylan ✨
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Just a 5’2 tiny spicy meatball & Dad Bod Wrangler™️ ✨| $50 DM fee | Beem: DConsults
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@JebareyW
@fatfabfeminist
I’m in sex work and have a huge issue with this? Don’t speak for us jfc
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Finally had my first “I love you” after sucking the soul out of my client’s body today
I feel like I’ve unlocked a new level of whœre 🤣
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@LorenzoTheCat
@juniperjessi
I can’t stop crying at this - I want everyone to find their loved ones. Human or animal ♥️😭
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The way some workers think bbbj is just as terrible as bbfs really confuses me.
Some workers have preferences, some have a necessity to survive?
Even those that do bbfs have their own reasonings, but those workers aren’t impacting my business - sooooo shut up about them? 🙏❤️
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If you’re “too intimidated” to book me, perhaps you should book someone else 💕
You’ve just missed out on the dorkiest, funniest, sexiest, strongest & most gorgeous girl to let climb all over you & make you feel like a king 💅🏻
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Some of you act way too familiar with workers you’ve never tipped or have any intention in booking 💕
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Would you still love me if I were a tinyball? A meatball even? 🍖
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Have a very good “someone needs to take me out & rail me mid-dinner date” in this dress 💚
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📍Dylan Is Coming Back To Sydney📍
Waterloo location
August 29-31
Longer bookings prioritised
Pre-bookings essential
💻
💌 anightindc
@protonmail
.com
📱 0451 249 924
I’m trusting my good boys to show me another amazing time 💋
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All I want for Christmas is for men to read the ad & website 🥹🥹🥹
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If you want to cum on my face that’s an extra $180 to get my lashes redone plus $100 for the inconvenience 💅🏻
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I love how marketing has gone from a few titty pics, some text & a price list to make bank to the hooker equivalent of “Entry Level Role”
Instead of it being 4+ years experience & 2 uni degrees it’s multiple photoshoots, multiple sm posts daily on multiple platforms etc. Even
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doggy style so we can both watch “X-Files.”
😏
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@jestingtime
I couldn’t help but smile with their energy - what a delightful addition to the world 😭♥️
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A whøre tale as old as whøre time - never count your money before it’s been deposited or the booking has been completed
Especially when you’ve cleared your week for a FMTY and their reason for cancelling is the oldest one in the book😂🤦🏼♀️
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I’m an escort, of course I have all of our prior correspondence to show how much time you’ve wasted in never booking me 😍
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“I found you on Twitter” in a booking enquiry makes me so horny 🥵
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[from the before 🤧 times]
If anyone would like to pre-book a date or two, or send well wishes to this stressy little thing whilst I recover 💕
Booking info in bio ⛓️
Beem kisses to DConsults ✨
It might be a few days yet - I miss feeling hot & strong 😭
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Let me just say I think gate-keeping things like clothes, perfume, restaurants, lingerie etc is ugly.
You think my shoes are cute? I’ma tell you the brand, sale price, comfort level, discount code, give you all the angles - everything.
I want us all to win 🤣
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My last client was a mature ESL gentleman that, when he saw my thighs peeking through my robe, pointed & said “nice legs, big muscle?”
His eyes lit up when I told him I lift competitively - I will protect him at all costs
😅🥰
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This dress was the perfect “easy access” request 🤤
Wanna go for a ride?
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No panties + slinky black dress + espresso martinis 🍸 = a delicious vibe 🤤
Thank you C for a lovely evening & putting up with my big dork energy ✨
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Who likes their gfe’s short & stacked?
- might delete this later idk 🤪
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Which good-good boy would like to sponsor Mommy’s new activewear wardrobe? 👉🏻👈🏻
beem:bneblondie ✨✨✨
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@darthlux
The amount of “your onlyfans subs paid for it/it’s OUR car/you should thank US for enabling you to buy it” comments
Jesus Christ 🤡
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