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@darthkerr
Kerr
3 years
i don’t understand the whole face the shower vs face away debate, i’m in the shower twirling round like a fkn kebab??
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@darthkerr
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9 months
just had to reverse a wee old woman’s car round a corner for her n instead of saying thanks she went “i’m glad you didn’t steal it you look the type” babe am sorry my stunnin car is right there i do not want your pension wagon x
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@darthkerr
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3 years
sorry i know i do these probably too much and my pals are probably sick of it, but i would like to take a minute to appreciate being the boy i’d always wanted to be when i was a wee girl 🥲
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@darthkerr
Kerr
4 years
Sorry for another comparison but fuck it, 4 YEARS TODAY ON T BAYBEEEE HWFG!! 🖤
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@darthkerr
Kerr
1 year
i always remember seeing that photo on the left and being devastated that my binder didn’t work like i thought and all i wanted was a flat chest and a wee bitta chin fluff.. i’d say we done no bad wee man 🥲 6 years since chest surgery and it’s still taps aff forever boys x
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@darthkerr
Kerr
2 years
whenever i’m sad or unhappy with where i am in life i just think about trixie mattel saying “if the lord can lead you to it he can lead you through it” and immediately i, a very anti religion person, am immediately at peace with life
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@darthkerr
Kerr
3 years
i can’t drown my demons they’ve got they wee inflatable arm bands on
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@darthkerr
Kerr
3 years
10 year challenge? nae bother x
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@darthkerr
Kerr
1 year
7 year hormone anniversary n what a bloody gorgeous time to be alive. tho when that wee girl wished for a beard she never thought it would be ginger as fuck or she’d have been a bit more specific x
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@darthkerr
Kerr
4 years
If anyone needs some cheering up today just know that Andy Stewart will be getting his head kicked in as he now has a dealer after him offering a grand for information on his whereabouts. The devil works hard but Glasgow weed dealers work harder x
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@darthkerr
Kerr
1 year
being obsessed with sleep token is all well n good until you’re seconds from a gorgeous wee slumber and suddenly you’re brain is just MY MY THOSE EYES LIKE FIRE I’M A WINGED INSECT YOU’RE A FUNERAL PYRE
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@darthkerr
Kerr
7 months
told the LadsLadsLads guy i was working with today that i’d never seen lord of the rings and he didn’t speak to me for like 2 hours. what if i told you i also used to be a lassie, bigger issues at hand christopher x
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@darthkerr
Kerr
3 years
the emo then vs the emo now yknow i’m not gonna pass up a wee trend/chance to show off the trans glow up 🏳️‍⚧️🖤
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@Parryliser1991
⚔️💀 𝓟𝓪𝓻𝓻𝔂𝓵𝓲𝓼𝓮𝓻 💀⚔️
3 years
The emo then vs the emo now
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@darthkerr
Kerr
1 year
ok fine i’ll take the bait until my hormones induced god mode wears off x
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@malomesaint
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1 year
i ain’t never ever ever seen a completely gorgeous trans man. ever ever
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@darthkerr
Kerr
5 years
Pls understand that sometimes your pals just can’t be arsed. Can’t be arsed with full on conversations or company or anything at all. Don’t instantly jump to thinking they’re arseholes for not replying/hanging out. Sincerely, me, your pal that can’t be arsed
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@darthkerr
Kerr
2 years
mental how that wee lassie on the left would’ve never imagined us making it to being the baldy boy in a suit we are now. it’s been a tough couple of days (months) but these reminders bring me back to reality and how lucky i am to be here. live laugh love lads x
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@darthkerr
Kerr
4 years
Just a small reminder that dating a trans person changes fuck all about your sexuality ✌🏻😘
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@darthkerr
Kerr
2 years
6 years of hormones today 🖤
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@darthkerr
Kerr
1 year
had a very bad moment today feeling horrendous n timehop kindly reminded me that that wee lassie on the left would be absolutely buzzing to be the big idiot boy we grew up to be. life’s actually not that bad eh x
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@darthkerr
Kerr
2 years
it’s nearly 6 years since i started hormones n i’m gonna milk the comparisons bc i’m running out of baby kerr photos 🥲 good job testosterone x
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@darthkerr
Kerr
3 years
bit late but happy #NationalComingOutDay lads. there was always something missing after i came out as lesbian, so i thought i’d do one more for good measure n came out as trans a few years ago. 10/10 would recommend x
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@darthkerr
Kerr
3 years
is everyone collectively just having a really shite time the now??? i would very much like to simply ✨disappear✨ x
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@darthkerr
Kerr
1 year
apologies for over sharing but what a feeling, finally being able to just chuck my top off and jump into a hot tub without the crushing panic over my chest/body. still a LONG way to go before i’m even 50% happy with my body, but it’s about celebrating the small wins yknow x
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@darthkerr
Kerr
3 years
hold on a minute how is that the same person??? wee baby pre T kerr, i’m so glad you hung in there x
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@darthkerr
Kerr
2 years
just had a mini rant about deep sea creatures to a girl on tinder and as soon as i sent it i realised the main reason i’m single is because of who i am as a person, which is a person who doesn’t stop to think maybe there’s better things to talk to a hot girl about 🫠
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@darthkerr
Kerr
2 years
hahaha the last time mcr released a song i was still a girl
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@darthkerr
Kerr
3 years
just handed in my notice. catch me walking round the office like
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@darthkerr
Kerr
2 years
was thinking about how great it would be to go back and tell my younger self that we’d be going to see mcr in glasgow and be able to go out and drink after it with all the amazing pals we’ve made, but i think my younger self would be very confused about the man telling her that x
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@darthkerr
Kerr
2 years
says a lot that as a transman in an “lgbt” bar i had two different experiences in the same night of two different women questioning if i should be allowed in the unisex “sit down” toilets, but i go to cathouse unisex toilets and it’s nothing but love and mwi chats
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@darthkerr
Kerr
3 years
went through a period of disliking my chest for like 3/4 years not long after surgery, i’d stare in the mirror and pick apart every tiny wee minuscule thing that i thought wasn’t perfect. but i’m fed up of that behaviour so now i’m learning to love my chest again let’s go girls x
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@darthkerr
Kerr
3 years
new years kiss? no. i’d like to put an end to that tradition and start a new one where you find your enemy of the year and have a duel. pistols oot at dawn kinda thing. much more exciting in my opinion
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@darthkerr
Kerr
3 years
sometimes you need a nice big drunk heart to heart with your best pal when you’re not feeling great to remind yourself that you did ✨that✨. 6 years difference is pretty fuckin wild :))
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@darthkerr
Kerr
1 year
enough ciders deep to remember the guys that used to slag me off for posting selfies when i transitioned cause “that’s for lassies” but like that’s the exact same person in the exact same mirror in both, and like.. i did that?? obviously am gonna be a bit proud x
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@darthkerr
Kerr
9 months
“you’ve got really nice eyelashes for a boy” thanks i grew them when i was a girl xo
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@darthkerr
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2 months
8 years of being a big smelly boy x
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@darthkerr
Kerr
3 years
while this nonsense in glasgow green is going on let me please remind you all that being a terf makes you ugly and horrible and the rest of us who accept trans women as women are stunnin gorgeous humans x
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@darthkerr
Kerr
1 year
girl breakfast this, girl dinner that. how about girl put your records on
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@darthkerr
Kerr
3 years
5 years on T 🏳️‍⚧️🖤
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@darthkerr
Kerr
6 months
obligatory comparison picture on my 7th year being tit free. thanks for hanging in there wee man, we didn’t make it easy for ourselves but you’d absolutely piss yourself at the life we have now x
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@darthkerr
Kerr
3 years
oldest and newest. even i’m questioning if that was actually me 🙃
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@albysaurus_
alby 🦕
3 years
oldest and newest lmao who did i think i was in 2015
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@darthkerr
Kerr
9 months
there’s something that feels oddly threatening about this christmas tree on my street
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@darthkerr
Kerr
5 years
I feel like the OG mcr fans should be allowed to pay for their ticket in pictures of them deep in their emo phase. We suffered for yous it’s the fkn LEAST you could do
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@darthkerr
Kerr
2 years
i think the worst part of being single is the fear that i’ll meet a girl and then like 4 months down the line, i find out she’s a fan of the queen??? get to your first christmas together n she’s like aw i need to watch the queens speech. NO.
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@darthkerr
Kerr
2 years
“if you’re going over to the house don’t wind up the dog” no.
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@darthkerr
Kerr
3 years
pls excuse the self confidence today. there’s been a lot of looking back on the past 5 years of hormones and how 5 years ago i would’ve killed to be hairy and flat chested with a shirt that closed over. and i feel fuckin good my dudes 🏳️‍⚧️🖤
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@darthkerr
Kerr
3 months
worth it. done by @_______cal after a drunken conversation weeks ago when i said i wanted something to commemorate top surgery n he came up with this the next day. belter of a tattoo, belter of an artist 🥲🖤
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@darthkerr
Kerr
3 months
dunno who’s idea it was (mine) to get tattooed the day after a rave but am no longer interested in being alive x
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@darthkerr
Kerr
1 year
got my big stupid heid tattooed by the amazing @_______cal this morning. belter of a tattoo n even better haircut tbh x
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@darthkerr
Kerr
3 years
right i feel better now who’s wantin pumped x
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@darthkerr
Kerr
4 months
minding my business in the queue at the shop n a wee boy (after staring at me for fuckin ages) says to his mum that boys got drawings on his face and she says “only bad people get them” :))???? ok then x
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@darthkerr
Kerr
2 years
super bittersweet feeling trying on suits, but forever grateful to the big man for helping me become a big idiot in a suit and not a wee lassie in a skirt 🌚
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@darthkerr
Kerr
1 year
panicked when i got to the gym realising i only had a sleeveless top n my scars would be on show, then i remembered i don’t care n am extremely proud of those scars x
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@darthkerr
Kerr
3 years
fuck it it’s not amazing but progress is progress n you couldn’t tell me SHIT for days when i seen the difference compared to being at my heaviest at the beginning of my transition 5 and a half years ago 💅🏻
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@lollyfitz13
Lauren🍒
3 years
I think it's about time we all quote retweet with a photo of when we knew our bodies were hot this year
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@darthkerr
Kerr
10 months
was sad for a bit but taking a minute to remember it’s got better before and it’ll get better again. n at least i’ll never be a sad wee lassie again x
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@darthkerr
Kerr
1 month
Mentally I am 12, physically I feel 98, realistically I am 31 today x
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@darthkerr
Kerr
6 months
i’ve become pally with the canteen women in my new job and they were asking me if i lived at home/with a partner etc and when i told them i live alone one said (kindly) “awk well it must be hard finding a girlfriend when you look so scary” ok :))
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@darthkerr
Kerr
2 years
it’s so heartbreaking matching with a seemingly nice girl on tinder, then having to immediately unmatch cause she’s got “inked” in her bio :))
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@darthkerr
Kerr
3 years
it’s valentine’s day soon so if anyone wants to get a head start and confess their love for me now, please don’t i am completely unhinged and incapable of love
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@darthkerr
Kerr
3 years
merry christmas uglies x
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@darthkerr
Kerr
2 years
few things in life make me as nauseous as seeing grown men kid on they’re vikings. not in a cosplay way, but like the guys who grow a beard and wear nordic rune necklaces like can you honestly get a grip man you’re from cardonald not the middle ages x
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@darthkerr
Kerr
6 years
See mum, it wasn’t just a phase. 12ish years on I’m still a fuckin emo 💁🏻‍♂️
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@darthkerr
Kerr
3 years
anyway mind i had that manic moment and ordered some neon lights cause i wanted some for ages and didn’t stop to consider if they’d actually look good? well i put them up and am still undecided but here we are x
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@darthkerr
Kerr
9 months
no one talks about sleep token more than folk who are foaming at the mouth to tell you that they in fact, do not like sleep token x
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@darthkerr
Kerr
4 years
Fuck this dude and fuck Alt Press for knowing this shit then not only backing out of publishing it but continuing to feature him
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@darthkerr
Kerr
2 years
i lost my papa on monday and it’s been v hard to human. he was my absolute hero and i’ve been devastated, but he also had some cool shit like this that we’re finding while going through the house. small victories boys x
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@darthkerr
Kerr
1 year
my face has become considerably much nicer to look at now thanks to @___courtkneee x
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@darthkerr
Kerr
1 year
7 years since i told the world i was trans while i waited on blood tests and everything before hormones but hearing people call me Kerr and he/him was a fkn wonderful time anyway. well done for sticking it out wee man x
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@darthkerr
Kerr
3 years
felt the ground shake there, must’ve been all the goffs collectively jumping in excitement for the return of catty. catch me sprinting up and down they stairs just to make up for how much i’ve missed it
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@darthkerr
Kerr
3 years
if anyone wants to take one for the team n wife me up asap i’d really appreciate that cause i am FED UP of tinder. second time now that a girl has called me emo mac miller. nae harm to the guy but enough
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@darthkerr
Kerr
2 years
not to brag but i’m spending my birthday weekend with a stunnin girl that makes me ridiculously happy and also seeing stunnin pals that ALSO make me ridiculously happy. it’s a gorgeous time to be kerr x
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@darthkerr
Kerr
3 years
runway is: dad chic x
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@darthkerr
Kerr
3 years
are you wearing th- the three cheers for sweet revenge album art heads pins?? yeah, i am x
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@darthkerr
Kerr
3 years
good evening x
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@darthkerr
Kerr
26 days
My boss got onto the subject of trans people today and given how horrible my past work places have been I immediately thought he was gonna smash my hopes of this job being so great, then he said “times moved on, people need to accept people for who they are” and I am buzzin 🥲
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@darthkerr
Kerr
3 years
i think the reason i love christmas is cause when i was a wee girl i’d go to bed wishing i’d wake up and my gift would be that i could magically be a wee boy. how fuckin stupid is that man i’m so glad i can ask for good things from santa now, that’s why i love it x
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@darthkerr
Kerr
2 years
unmatching a girl on tinder cause she didn’t think rocky horror was “all that good”. i’m wanting a wife not an early grave to the hands of a psychopath.
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@darthkerr
Kerr
3 years
devastating news to girls on tinder everywhere, but i have decided to give up on finding the love of my life on a dating app and simply die alone x
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@darthkerr
Kerr
5 years
Dunno how many times I need to say it. If you’re straight/gay and attracted to a trans person I changes literally nothing about your sexuality. You’re still straight if you’re a girl and fancy a trans man and you’re still gay if you’re a dude and fancy a trans man.
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@darthkerr
Kerr
2 months
Woman in Morrisons asked why I’d ruin my face with tattoos. Wait till she hears what I done to my tits x
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@darthkerr
Kerr
3 years
sorry to flex just having one of my hot shit moments because despite the sometimes overwhelming mass of shite that life can be, it’s at least on the up for me n am fuckin HERE FOR IT lesgooooo!!
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@darthkerr
Kerr
3 years
hiya x
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@darthkerr
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8 months
that’s me n rosie in a cult now bye x
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@darthkerr
Kerr
3 years
apologies that yous are all seeing way more of me than anyone probably wants to but i’m having a wee moment to appreciate that i’m still here to enjoy being flat chested and celebrating my body, instead of wearing tshirts in the pool and never showing my stomach. life is nice 🖤
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@darthkerr
Kerr
3 years
i’m starting a new job tomorrow and i’m very nervous that i’m not gonna make pals so if everyone could manifest that there’s really sound people in my new team that all instantly like me and invite me to lunch with them i’d appreciate it x
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@darthkerr
Kerr
2 years
if i see ONE scottish person having a jubilee party i will be putting them into a chokehold until they promise to stop being a fucking gimp
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@darthkerr
Kerr
2 years
ladies and gentleman, it’s my pleasure to announce that i am, once again, back on my bullshit x
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@darthkerr
Kerr
3 years
mental how i buy one pair of crocs n that’s me a fashion icon x
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@darthkerr
Kerr
3 years
i’m here to apply for the position of your new step da x
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@darthkerr
Kerr
2 months
For years I have tried to tell Rosie she’s too big to be a lapdog but who am I to insinuate a woman is wrong x
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@darthkerr
Kerr
3 years
i honestly cannot stand this man.
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3 years
used to worry that people would think i was full of myself for always posting selfie’s but i don’t think it’ll get old that i spent 23 years hating every part of me and now there’s a decent amount that i’m pretty happy about. so maybe i will be full of myself as a treat xo
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@darthkerr
Kerr
3 years
wanted to give veronica green another chance this time. it’s been 8 minutes and i want to commit a war crime. maybe next season doll x
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@darthkerr
Kerr
3 years
pov you think i’ve kneeled down to propose and i’m too awkward to tell you i was just showing off my new shoes but now we’re married x
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@darthkerr
Kerr
3 years
“it’s no superdry it’s spiritbox 🤌🏻”
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@darthkerr
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3 years
hello there x
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