Daphne W Rhodes 🖤 DC | Baltimore | Philly 🖤
@daphnexx0xx
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I look good today and thought you should know 🖤
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Who here would spend a rainy morning in bed with me? 🌧️💕
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My favorite friends get the prettiest lingerie 💜🖤
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I think you might be dreaming about me ♥️
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Do you like my new tattoo? 🐎
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Are you coming back to the room with me after dinner? 🍇
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I’ll just throw on my coat and meet you in the elevator 💋
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How do you think we should celebrate Mondays together?
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Sometimes you just gotta mom your own jeans, y’know?
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My writing schedule has me a little tied up for the next week or two.
So who’s going to bring me some flowers in February? 🪷
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Want to hear what I got up to on hiatus?
Back and booking for August 🖤
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At least a supremely annoying last-minute cancellation can sometimes result in a cute impromptu date to make you feel better ♥️
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Get your tires checked. Dangerous curves ahead ⚠️⤵️↩️↪️⤴️⚠️
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What’s it like dating an esc.rt for a whole year?
My gf: “well the funniest thing is the condoms everywhere”
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Tell me your fun weekend plans!
I’ll be indoors writing, so I’ll need to live vicariously through all of you 😘🖤
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Let’s keep these late summer afternoons as dreamy as possible, please 📚♥️
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A dissertation haiku:
Writing sucks so hard
At least I am sometimes hot
Please send ice cream
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In better news I baked a loaf of sourdough 😎
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Tell me your ideal date night.
(Am I a part of it?💋)
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Dipped my toe into freestyling tonight and met a lovely person at the bar (but had to leave because I’d already called my ride home)—
Gave him my IG handle and got the most lovely message….💕
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Confession: I put in way more effort prepping for a date when there’s going to be a second companion joining for a 3+ arrangement. Because all of you girls are so pretty and make me the gay nerd in me ~*quiver*~🥵😍
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This knit suit is all I’m going to be wearing during said writing sessions.
Thank you, K, for this exceptionally comfy gift
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I got hit with a hard-deadline for my PhD so I’m closing the books probably until May or so. If you’re on my calendar, we’re on, but otherwise I’ll see you all on the other side.
Oh and you’ll need to address me as Dr. Daph when I’m done😘
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Retweet if you like iconic summertime outfits 🌻🍉🕶️
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Shout out to the friendly hotel clerks who recognize you, smile, but check you in quickly and discretely without saying a word, knowing full well why you’re getting the dayroom.
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I think you should buy me a drink sometime, no?
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Have you ever snuck into the bathroom to take a quick, anticipation-building photo 😉
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See your friend’s mom’s pants help you pull off ‘gender studies professor chic’
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Waiting for my invitation to the Bitch Ex-Wife Club 💌
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How close of a bathtub shot feels close enough? 🛁🫧💕
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The lengths I will go to to *not* leave my bed in the morning
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if I look at the crystal moon, at the red branch of the slow autumn at my window, if I touch near the fire the impalpable ash or the wrinkled body of the log, everything carries me to you, as if everything that exists, aromas, light, metals, were little boats that sail toward
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My apologies to the gym-goers who had to witness my whole ass out during a very embarrassing wardrobe malfunction today 😳
I’ll be sending witnesses cashapp requests shortly
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It’s been a minute. Have any new questions for me?
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Turns out doing an AMA link is a ton of work! I’ll be posting more answers on here through the day
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If you’re good, I’ll even make dinner for us afterwards 😘
An absolutely delicious evening, J 🖤
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And it can be really pretty lingerie
⚜️💛🌙
My favorite friends get the prettiest lingerie 💜🖤
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Tell me what I should be daydreaming about 💛
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I bet I had a better dessert than you did 😏
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Any day that I get to kiss
@SalemMoonTV
is an amazing one. Color me thrilled on this gloomy Thursday afternoon 🥰
Have you found time with her yet?
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My (still in progress!) website is officially live! Go check it out and then take me to dinner to congratulate me for my hard work putting it together 😘
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A little walk, a little laughter, a little outdoors before dinner 🌻💕
I’d love to enjoy the springtime with you
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Confirmed all suspicions that
@salacioussheets
is a truly remarkable dinner date 💕 color me smitten 🥰
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Send some love to
@SalemMoonTV
, who’s a sick (but very strong and brave!!) babe in the ER tonight.
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How many SW babes in the DC/Baltimore/NOVA area might be interested in getting together for a clothing swap/brunch?
I’ve got things that are lovely but just barely don’t fit and also I like beautiful friends ♥️
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The sky’s never been so blue 💙
I miss you Baltimore but, damn, the west is so beautiful.
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Only the most intriguing proposals ***might*** tempt me away from my books.
Guess we’d have to make a real date of it, hm?
Hey everyone! With September on the horizon, I’ll be temporarily halting taking on new clients to focus on my other work.
To my regulars: You know where to find me ❤️
To anyone new thinking about getting in touch: Don’t worry, I’ll be back 😘
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Crisis averted—a most beautiful dinner was had at my favorite restaurant in Baltimore ♥️
(Before I left my phone in the Uber and had to run downstairs mid-make out to retrieve it 🙃)
Help! It’s an emergency! 🚨
Someone needs to take me out to dinner in this dress immediately‼️
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I get so caught up during these extended overnight dates that all I catch are these flashes of a girl in a mirror 🪞
What are you doing if you walk past me in the hotel lobby?
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♥️to anyone who’s missing me this weekend, I’m probably missing you, too.
I’m out of town August 4-14, but let’s make some time for each other at the end of the month?
daphnexxoxx
@gmail
.com
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I have some limited availability in NYC this week:
Monday 8/26 afternoon
Tuesday 8/26 morning
♥️contact form attached below
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Giving thanks for each and every one of you 🖤
Let’s have a drink once the holidays are over? 😘🍹
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@SenecaOro
@AshleyLatke
Missing some of the good pieces up front but hopefully this will suffice 😘
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Who’s gonna join me for a bath one of these days?
Specifically spending my evenings this way seems…better…
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Help! It’s an emergency! 🚨
Someone needs to take me out to dinner in this dress immediately‼️
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No I’m not available now I’m *busy* being the cutest girl at this coffee shop and pretending to write
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